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<FictionBook xmlns="http://www.gribuser.ru/xml/fictionbook/2.0" xmlns:l="http://www.w3.org/1999/xlink"><description><title-info><author><first-name>Lieut.-Col. (Nathaniel) Newnham-Davis</first-name></author><book-title>The Gourmet's Guide to London</book-title><lang>uk</lang></title-info></description><body><section><p>THE GOURMET'S GUIDE TO LONDON</p><p>BY</p><p>LIEUT.-COL. NEWNHAM-DAVIS</p><p>_Author of&#13;
"The Gourmet's Guide to Europe"_</p><p>NEW YORK&#13;
BRENTANO'S&#13;
1914</p><p>PRINTED BY THE RIVERSIDE PRESS LIMITED&#13;
EDINBURGH, SCOTLAND</p><p>[Illustration: THE CHESHIRE CHEESE&#13;
_From a drawing by Harry Morley_]</p><p>_The pleasures of the table are common to all ages and ranks, to&#13;
all countries and times; they not only harmonise with all the other&#13;
pleasures, but remain to console us for their loss.--_</p><p>BRILLAT SAVARIN.</p><p>TO ALL GOOD GOURMETS</p><p>PREFACE</p><p>In describing in this book some of the restaurants and taverns in and&#13;
near London, I have selected those that seem to me to be typical of the&#13;
various classes, giving preference to those of each kind which have&#13;
some picturesque incident in their history, or are situated amidst&#13;
beautiful surroundings, or possess amongst their personnel a celebrated&#13;
chef or _maître d'hôtel_.</p><p>The English language has not enough nicely graduated terms of praise to&#13;
enable me to give to a fraction its value to each restaurant, from the&#13;
unpretentious little establishments in Soho to such palaces as the Ritz&#13;
and Savoy, but I have included no dining-place in this volume that does&#13;
not give good value for the money it charges.</p><p>Twelve years ago I wrote a somewhat similar book, "Dinners and Diners,"&#13;
which ran through two editions, but when I looked it through last&#13;
year I found that there had been so many changes in the world of&#13;
restaurants, so many old houses had vanished and so many new ones had&#13;
arisen, that it was easier to write a new book than to bring the old&#13;
one up to date. Mr Astor very kindly gave me permission to use in this&#13;
volume any of the series of "Dinners and Diners" articles that appeared&#13;
in _The Pall Mall Gazette_, but it will be found that I have availed&#13;
myself very sparingly of his kind permission. The chapters of this&#13;
book appeared, with very few exceptions, in _Town Topics_, and I am&#13;
indebted to the editor of that paper for his leave to gather them into&#13;
book form.</p><p>Mr Grant Richards, the publisher of this book, quite agrees with me&#13;
that no advertisements of restaurants shall find a place within its&#13;
covers.</p><p>Should "The Gourmet's Guide to London" find a welcome from an&#13;
appreciative public, and should, in due time, other editions of it be&#13;
called for, I shall hope to broaden its scope to include in it some of&#13;
the hostelries of Brighton and other seaside towns, also those of the&#13;
great cities and great ports, and to describe some of those fine old&#13;
country inns scattered about the kingdom where good old English cookery&#13;
is still to be found in good old English surroundings.</p><p>For the French of the menus I do not hold myself responsible. The&#13;
kitchen writes the French that it talks and who am I, a mere Briton,&#13;
that I should attempt to alter it?</p><p>N. NEWNHAM-DAVIS.</p><p>CONTENTS</p><p>PAGE</p><p>I       OLD ENGLISH FARE                     1</p><p>II      SIMPSON'S IN THE STRAND              6</p><p>III     A WALK DOWN FLEET STREET             12</p><p>IV      THE CARLTON                          19</p><p>V       TWO LITTLE SOHO RESTAURANTS          26</p><p>VI      A RAG-TIME DINNER                    32</p><p>VII     THE CAFÉ ROYAL                       38</p><p>VIII    OYSTER-HOUSES                        46</p><p>IX      WHITEBAIT AT GREENWICH               53</p><p>X       THE CECIL                            59</p><p>XI      CLARIDGE'S                           67</p><p>XII     THE EUSTACE MILES RESTAURANT         73</p><p>XIII    THE PRINCES' RESTAURANT              81</p><p>XIV     THE CRITERION                        86</p><p>XV      SOME CHOP-HOUSES                     92</p><p>XVI     SOME GRILL-ROOMS                     99</p><p>XVII    ROMANO'S                             105</p><p>XVIII   IN THE HOUSE OF COMMONS              115</p><p>XIX     A REGIMENTAL DINNER                  122</p><p>XX      "JOLLY GOOD"                         128</p><p>XXI     IN THE SHADOW OF THE PALACE THEATRE  134</p><p>XXII    THE WELCOME CLUB                     141</p><p>XXIII   GOLDSTEIN'S                          147</p><p>XXIV    THE MITRE                            152</p><p>XXV     IN THE HANDS OF PI(E)RATES           158</p><p>XXVI    APPENRODT'S                          166</p><p>XXVII   THE BURFORD BRIDGE HOTEL             174</p><p>XXVIII  THE RITZ                             180</p><p>XXIX    SOME OUTLYING RESTAURANTS            190</p><p>XXX     THE KING'S GUARD                     195</p><p>XXXI    THE OLD BULL AND BUSH                201</p><p>XXXII   THE BERKELEY                         206</p><p>XXXIII  THE JOYS OF FOREIGN TRAVEL           214</p><p>XXXIV   A SUPPER TRAIN                       220</p><p>XXXV    THE ADELAIDE GALLERY                 226</p><p>XXXVI   THE COMPLEAT ANGLER                  235</p><p>XXXVII  ARTISTS' ROOMS                       241</p><p>XXXVIII THE PICCADILLY RESTAURANT            249</p><p>XXXIX   THE RENDEZVOUS                       255</p><p>XL      THE PALL MALL RESTAURANT             261</p><p>XLI     IN JERMYN STREET                     267</p><p>XLII    THE MEN WHO MADE THE SAVOY           272</p><p>XLIII   THE DUTIES OF A _MAÎTRE D'HÔTEL_     279</p><p>XLIV    THE SAVOY TO-DAY                     283</p><p>XLV     THE RESTAURANT DES GOURMETS          290</p><p>XLVI    THE MAXIM RESTAURANT                 294</p><p>XLVII   BIRCH'S                              300</p><p>XLVIII  A CITY BANQUET                       308</p><p>XLIX    THE CAVENDISH HOTEL                  313</p><p>L       THE RÉUNION DES GASTRONOMES          320</p><p>LI      THE LIGUE DES GOURMANDS              325</p><p>LII     THE CAVOUR RESTAURANT                333</p><p>LIII    VERREY'S                             338</p><p>LIV     THE CATHAY RESTAURANT                345</p><p>LV      THE WHITE HORSE CELLARS              353</p><p>LVI     THE MONICO                           360</p><p>LVII    THE ITALIAN INVASION                 365</p><p>LVIII   THE HYDE PARK HOTEL                  371</p><p>LIX     YE OLDE GAMBRINUS                    378</p><p>LX      MY SINS OF OMISSION                  384</p><p>ILLUSTRATIONS</p><p>THE CHESHIRE CHEESE             _Frontispiece_</p><p>TO FACE PAGE</p><p>M. ESCOFFIER                    24</p><p>M. RITZ                         184</p><p>JOSEPH CARVING A DUCK           276</p><p>MRS LEWIS                       314</p><p>I</p><p>OLD ENGLISH FARE</p><p>When a foreigner or one of our American cousins, or a man from one of&#13;
the Colonies, comes to England, the first question he generally asks&#13;
is: "Where can I get a typical good old English dinner?" Good old&#13;
English fare is by no means too abundant in London--and old English&#13;
fare I would define as being the very best native material, cooked in&#13;
the plainest possible manner. We talk of English cookery, though it&#13;
should really be termed British cookery, for Irish stew and Welsh lamb,&#13;
Scotch beef and cock-a-leekie soup, and even a haggis, can fairly be&#13;
included in the comprehensive term.</p><p>When men on short commons on an exploring expedition, or on a sporting&#13;
trip, or on active service, talk of the good things they will eat when&#13;
they get home to England, the first idea that occurs to most of them&#13;
is how delightful it will be to eat a good fried sole once again; and&#13;
with fried sole may be coupled English bacon, for no bacon anywhere&#13;
else in the world is as good as that which the kitchenmaids fry in&#13;
thousands of British kitchens. Perhaps the Channel sole and the bacon&#13;
of the Southern Counties, Oxford marmalade and Cambridge sausages&#13;
belong to the home breakfast-table more than to meals in the haunts&#13;
of the gourmet, though the sole plays a most important part in many&#13;
dinners, and the Christmas dinner turkey would be unhappy without its&#13;
accompanying sausages. It is, however, at lunch-time, the time of&#13;
pasties, puddings and pies, that old English cookery is seen at its&#13;
best.</p><p>I do not know of any eating-house that makes a speciality of the&#13;
mutton-chop pudding with oysters, that Abraham Hayward praises so&#13;
unrestrictedly, but now and again I meet in restaurants such good&#13;
English dishes as Lancashire hot-pot and gipsy pie, which is an&#13;
admirable stew of chicken and cabbage; shepherd's pie, in which the&#13;
minced meat is covered with a well-browned layer of mashed potato,&#13;
I am given sometimes at shooting luncheons. Toad-in-the-hole and&#13;
bubble-and-squeak are pleasant memories of my schoolboy days, but if&#13;
some Frenchman, who has studied Dickens, asked me where he could eat&#13;
the stew described in "The Old Curiosity Shop," which consisted of&#13;
tripe, and cow-heel, and bacon, and steak, and peas and cauliflower,&#13;
new potatoes and asparagus "all worked up together in one delicious&#13;
gravy," I should have to admit my inability to direct him. A fish pie&#13;
is excellent at any meal, but a woodcock pie or a snipe pudding, I&#13;
think, should be reserved for the dinner-table. The pork-pie now seems&#13;
sacred to railway refreshment-rooms, picnics and race-courses. Oysters&#13;
are real British fare, though other countries have learned from us&#13;
to appreciate them; but I fancy that the old Romans first taught the&#13;
gentlemen who clothed themselves in woad tattooings what delicacies&#13;
they had waiting for them in their shallow waters. Oysters are&#13;
admirable creatures when eaten out of their deep shell, and they play&#13;
their part well in oyster soup and scalloped oysters and oyster fries.&#13;
And there are many puddings and "made dishes" that would be incomplete&#13;
without the presence of oysters in them. Jugged duck and oysters is a&#13;
good old British dish, and there are oysters in the majestic pudding of&#13;
the Cheshire Cheese. I may perhaps be allowed to suggest to some cooks&#13;
who put the oysters into puddings and pies with the other raw materials&#13;
that a better way is to cook the dish, then remove the crust or paste,&#13;
slip in the oysters, fix the crust again and cook till the oysters are&#13;
warmed through.</p><p>The typical British dinner most often quoted is that which the Lord&#13;
Dudley of the thirties, a noted epicure, declared was a dinner "fit&#13;
for an emperor," and it runs thus: "A good soup, a small turbot, a&#13;
neck of venison, duckling with green peas, or chicken with asparagus,&#13;
and an apricot tart." Of British soups turtle always takes precedence&#13;
in the list of honour, but as the turtle comes from Ascension or the&#13;
West Indies, it can hardly claim to be a denizen of these islands.&#13;
Hare soup and mock turtle, mulligatawny, mutton broth and pea soup are&#13;
distinctively British, though the curry powder in the mulligatawny--a&#13;
soup which takes its name from two Tamil words: Mŭllĭgă = pepper, and&#13;
Tunni = water--comes, of course, from India. Oxtail soup has a good&#13;
British sound, but I fancy that French housewives first discovered the&#13;
virtue that there is in the tail of an ox.</p><p>Lord Dudley loved a turbot, but other judges of good British dinners&#13;
sometimes give the preference to cod. Walker, of "Original" fame, gave&#13;
a Christmas Day dinner to two friends, and the fare he provided for&#13;
them was: crimped cod, a woodcock a man, and plum pudding. One of the&#13;
most typical British dinners I have eaten was that which a gallant&#13;
colonel, who very worthily filled the mayoral chair at Westminster,&#13;
used to give annually at the Cavour Restaurant. It consisted of&#13;
a large turbot, a sucking-pig nicely roasted, and apple pudding.&#13;
Roast sucking-pig is a dinner dish better understood in England than&#13;
anywhere else in the world, except, perhaps, in China. When the Duke of&#13;
Cambridge, brother of George the Fourth, was entertained in princely&#13;
fashion at Belvoir, and was shown the menu of a dinner on which a great&#13;
French chef had exhausted all his inventiveness, and was asked if there&#13;
were any dishes not included in the feast for which he had a fancy,&#13;
answered that he would like some roast pig and an apple dumpling, both&#13;
good British dishes. His son, the Commander-in-Chief of our days, also&#13;
had a liking for pork, and, at one time, word went round the British&#13;
army that at inspection lunches it was wise to give his Royal Highness&#13;
pork chops. Of course, the British army overdid it, and the old Duke&#13;
had so many pork chops put before him in the course of a year that&#13;
at last their presence on the menu was far more likely to assist in&#13;
the securing of an unfavourable report on a regiment than was their&#13;
absence. Gravy soup, a grilled sole, a boiled hen pheasant stuffed with&#13;
oysters, and an open tart formed the favourite dinner of a renowned&#13;
gourmet of my acquaintance.</p><p>Of the made dishes that belong to British cookery, jugged hare, I&#13;
think, has the leading place. Yorkshire pudding is as British as&#13;
Stonehenge is, and mince pies can claim to be to-day exactly what&#13;
they were when the Puritans used to preach against them. Marrow bones&#13;
and Welsh rarebits, buck rarebits, and stewed tripe and onions are&#13;
old British supper dishes, but the early closing laws have killed the&#13;
old-fashioned British supper in eating-houses.</p><p>Good British cookery in London has not fared well in its battle against&#13;
the invasion of good French cookery, and the number of houses which&#13;
made a speciality of British fare has decreased woefully in the last&#13;
twenty years. The old Blanchard's and its half-a-crown British dinner&#13;
is a memory of the past (for the new Blanchard's turned towards the&#13;
goddess A la), and the "Blue Posts" in Cork Street has been converted&#13;
into a club. It was curious that the prosperity of this typical old&#13;
English house depended to a great extent on a German head waiter; for&#13;
Frank, who had all the best traditions of British cookery at heart,&#13;
had served under the old Emperor Wilhelm in the great war, and had&#13;
been wounded by a French bayonet thrust. There were certain rules of&#13;
the house that were excellent. One was that, no matter what orders you&#13;
might give beforehand, no fish was ever put near the fire until the man&#13;
who had ordered it was inside the building, which ensured it going to&#13;
table cooked to the second; and another was that the steaks, which were&#13;
a great stand-by of the house, were cut from the mass of beef just in&#13;
time to be transferred at once to the grill, thus making sure that none&#13;
of the juices should drain away.</p><p>But there are still some temples of British cookery left in Cockaigne,&#13;
and to some of them presently I will direct your steps.</p><p>II</p><p>SIMPSON'S IN THE STRAND</p><p>A wide entrance glowing with light, with Simpson's plain to see, on a&#13;
wrought-iron sign above it, is in the great block of the Savoy Hotel&#13;
building in the Strand, for the new Simpson's, though it retains all&#13;
its old associations and its old manager and its old head cook--Mr&#13;
Davey, the polite, white-haired little ruler of the roast, who wears a&#13;
velvet cap, and who for forty-six years has seen the joints turn before&#13;
the vast open fire in the kitchen--is now under the rule of the great&#13;
organisation that controls the Savoy.</p><p>Come into the entrance hall, where you can give up your hat and coat&#13;
to an attendant; though if you have been accustomed all your life to&#13;
take them into Simpson's you will still find in the dining-room stands&#13;
on which to hang them. The hall, with its marble pillars, white panels&#13;
and groined roof, is light and airy; a staircase runs down from it to&#13;
the smoking-room, and another one runs up to the dining-rooms upon the&#13;
first floor. There is a tobacconist's stall in it, and if the door&#13;
of the expense bar to one side be open you see through it shelves&#13;
of bottles and flasks. Through the wide door leading into the big&#13;
dining-room you see white-jacketed waiters moving hither and thither,&#13;
and white-coated and white-capped carvers pushing the dinner waggons,&#13;
crowned with big plated covers, before them, and as a background the&#13;
fine fireplace, with its carved wooden overmantel and its little&#13;
marble pilasters, and a picture of a knight and lady of Plantagenet&#13;
days feasting let into the central space.</p><p>Mr N. Wheeler, the rosy-faced manager, white-haired, and wearing the&#13;
frock-coat of ceremony, will probably greet you as you go into the&#13;
dining-room. He has seen all the various transformations of Simpson's&#13;
Chess Divan, which was originally Ries's Divan, and he probably knows&#13;
more about good old English fare than any man living. When we have&#13;
eaten our turbot and saddle of mutton we will ask him how it is that&#13;
these two best of British dishes are sent to table at Simpson's in such&#13;
absolutely perfect condition. But before we choose our seats at one of&#13;
the tables let us look round the room. The old Simpson's is still fresh&#13;
in my memory. The painted garlands of flowers and studies of fish,&#13;
flesh and fowl on the walls, glazed to a deep rich colour by the London&#13;
atmosphere, the ground-glass windows, the big bar opening into the&#13;
room, with Rembrandtesque shadows in its depths; the great dumb-waiter,&#13;
which looked like a catafalque, in the centre of the room; the folded&#13;
napkins in the glasses on the mantelpiece; the horsehair-stuffed,&#13;
black-cushioned chairs and benches; the divisions with brass rails and&#13;
dingy little curtains on the rails.</p><p>The pens with their brass rails are still in the old place, but they&#13;
are modernised pens; the wood is oak, and there is a comfortable&#13;
padded back of brown leather to lean against. The eating-room has been&#13;
transformed into a banqueting hall. The walls are panelled with light&#13;
oak, with pilasters to give variety, and an inlay of lighter wood at&#13;
the corners of the panels. There is a white frieze with good modelling&#13;
on it, and round the white-clothed tables which fill but do not crowd&#13;
the floor space are chairs copied from a fine Chippendale example. A&#13;
good old English clock is on a bracket, and fine cut-glass lustre&#13;
chandeliers hang from the ceiling. In old days the waiters at Simpson's&#13;
were mostly British veterans, and in the upstairs room Charles&#13;
Flowerdew, the head waiter, a genial old soul who always offered his&#13;
favourites amongst the customers a pinch from his snuff-box, had a&#13;
wealth of anecdotes about the great men of the Victorian era who were&#13;
habitués of Simpson's. The waiters of to-day are Britons, but they&#13;
are young men, and if anyone has doubts whether Englishmen properly&#13;
trained can be as quick and silent in the service of a dining house as&#13;
foreigners are, I would advise the doubter to eat a meal at Simpson's&#13;
and to watch how the waiters do their work. The boys who take round&#13;
the vegetables become in time full-blown serving-men. The waiters no&#13;
longer wear the dress-coats, heroes of many clashes with sauce-boats&#13;
and plates of soup, which used to be the official garb of the British&#13;
waiter. They wear white washing jackets, with at the breast a little&#13;
black shield, and on it the crest of the house--the knight of a set&#13;
of chessmen. All the tips are pooled, with the result that all the&#13;
serving-men work for the general good.</p><p>And now to look at the bill of fare. There are no such foreign&#13;
innovations as _hors d'œuvre_ allowed at Simpson's, where the only&#13;
concessions to France are in the wine cellar and that little French&#13;
rolls as well as household bread are in the bread baskets. You can&#13;
obtain a fish dinner of three kinds of fish for three and ninepence;&#13;
but we will order just what we feel our appetite demands, and take&#13;
no account of set dinners. If your taste is for turtle soup, a plate&#13;
of that luxury will cost you three shillings, but, if one of the&#13;
simpler British soups will content you, hare, pea, mock turtle, Scotch&#13;
hotch-potch, oxtail, giblet or mulligatawny are priced at one shilling&#13;
or one and sixpence. Then comes the important question of fish, and&#13;
the choice really lies between a _Sole Souchet_, which Simpson's ought&#13;
to write _Zouchet_, boiled codfish and oyster sauce, and boiled turbot&#13;
and lobster sauce--the last one of the dishes on which Simpson's&#13;
prides itself. Until I chatted with Mr Wheeler on the subject I always&#13;
understood that a turbot to come to table in perfection should be hung&#13;
for several days, but Mr Wheeler denounces this as rank heresy. A&#13;
turbot should be nicked to draw off the blood of the fish, it should&#13;
be soaked for twenty-four hours, and then it is ready to be boiled. It&#13;
is instructive to watch a real habitué of Simpson's who prefers cod&#13;
to turbot when a portly white-clad carver wheels his waggon up to the&#13;
table. There must be the right proportion of liver with the fish and&#13;
the due quantity of oyster in the sauce, or there will be dire threats&#13;
of report to higher quarters. A boiled potato to anyone who knows what&#13;
is good English fare is not to be accepted without criticism, and&#13;
he would be a bold carver who dared to give the knowledgeable man a&#13;
helping of saddle of mutton without a slice of the brown. But before&#13;
we go on to the supreme matter of the saddle let me point out to you&#13;
that whether you eat sole, or cod, or turbot, it means an item of two&#13;
shillings on your bill.</p><p>The joints ring the changes on roast sirloin, boiled beef, boiled leg&#13;
of mutton, roast loin of veal and bath chap, and saddle of mutton, and&#13;
it is the saddle that is the favourite dish. Forty saddles a day is the&#13;
quantity consumed at Simpson's, and now that the new room is opened&#13;
sixty are required. Simpson's employs a buyer whose duty in life is&#13;
to travel about England buying saddles wherever the finest mutton is&#13;
to be procured. For fourteen days the saddles hang in the stock-room&#13;
at Simpson's in a temperature of 38°, then they are moved for two&#13;
or three days to another store, through which there is a current of&#13;
air, and then they are ready for the fire. And whether you eat of&#13;
the mutton, the beef, or the veal, your portion and the accompanying&#13;
vegetables will cost you half-a-crown.</p><p>We will not trifle with such kickshaws as _salmi_ of game, or Irish&#13;
stew, or jugged hare, and to finish our dinner we will take a helping&#13;
of one of the pies or puddings on the bill of fare, or, better still, a&#13;
good scoop of Stilton cheese or a wedge of Cheshire.</p><p>If you wish to be as British in your drinking as in your eating, there&#13;
is cool British ale from the cask, which comes to table in a tankard,&#13;
and cider, and the whisky of Scotland and that of Ireland. The house is&#13;
also celebrated for its moderate-priced Bordeaux and Burgundy wines,&#13;
bottled in the cellars.</p><p>If we go upstairs before leaving we can see the dining-room to which&#13;
ladies are admitted--a handsome room of white with marble pillars--and&#13;
you will notice the great bunches of wild flowers which adorn all the&#13;
tables. On this floor there is a smaller private banqueting-room, and&#13;
the new white Adams' Room, the double windows of which look into the&#13;
Strand on one side and the entrance courtyard on the other. It is a&#13;
handsome room, with settees by the window tables, and at night hanging&#13;
baskets and lamps on the cornice throw light up to the ceiling to be&#13;
reflected down into the room.</p><p>Down in the smoking-room on the basement level you will find a little&#13;
band of chess-players, faithful to the old Divan, hard at the game,&#13;
using the old chess-boards and the huge pieces of the Divan days, and&#13;
it may further gratify your love for antiquarian lore to know that&#13;
Simpson's stands on the site occupied by the old Fountain tavern, of&#13;
which Strype wrote: "A very fine tavern, with excellent vaults, good&#13;
rooms for entertainments, and a curious kitchen for the dressing of&#13;
meat." It was at the Fountain that the opponents of Walpole held their&#13;
meetings and that the Earl of Derwentwater and the other Jacobite&#13;
lords on trial for rebellion, being taken daily backwards and forwards&#13;
between the Tower and Westminster, made favour with their jailer to let&#13;
them halt for an hour to eat what they expected to be their last good&#13;
dinner on earth.</p><p>III</p><p>A WALK DOWN FLEET STREET</p><p>THE CHESHIRE CHEESE</p><p>Doctor Samuel Johnson stands in bronze before St Clement Danes and&#13;
faces his beloved Fleet Street. If the great dictionary maker took his&#13;
eyes off the book he holds in his hands, got down from his pedestal&#13;
without knocking over the inkpot which is perilously near his clumsy&#13;
old feet, and started for a walk down the street he loved so well, his&#13;
remarks on the changes that have been made by time and the architects&#13;
would be instructive. What would he say to Street's Law Courts? And&#13;
with what sesquipedalian words would he lament the disappearance of&#13;
Temple Bar and the appearance in its stead of the pantomime Griffin?&#13;
And how the old man would snort and fume to find the taverns he was&#13;
used to frequent altered out of recognition, or moved from their old&#13;
places. The Rainbow's lamp would bring him to a halt, for the Rainbow&#13;
stands to-day where Farr the barber set up his coffee-house, "by&#13;
inner Temple Gate." Farr was "presented," in 1657, as an abuse by his&#13;
neighbours, who protested against the smell of the coffee, but were in&#13;
reality afraid that the new drink was going to oust canary and other&#13;
wines. Johnson knew the old tavern in the brave days when Alexander&#13;
Moncrieff was the host, when it still, though its "stewed cheeses"&#13;
and its stout were celebrated, called itself a coffee-house, and the&#13;
largest room was the coffee-room, with a lofty bay-window at the south&#13;
end looking into the Temple. In this bay the table was set for the&#13;
worthies who frequented the house, and they could, through a glazed&#13;
screen, see all that went on in the kitchen. The old Doctor, reading&#13;
on the door-jamb that the Rainbow is occupied by the Bodega Company,&#13;
would discourse learnedly on the meaning and uses of a Bodega. He would&#13;
note with approval Groom's little coffee-house, a few steps farther&#13;
on, which, though it did not exist in his days, for it dates back only&#13;
to 1818, is one of the few establishments still existing which lives&#13;
by the sale of coffee as a beverage, and prospers on its best Mocha at&#13;
threepence a cup.</p><p>The Cock in its present condition would puzzle the old man most&#13;
consumedly, and he would look across the street to see what has become&#13;
of that tavern's old site; but if he went inside the house he would&#13;
find that Grinling Gibbons' wood-carving of the cock had flown across&#13;
the street, and that in the upper room is the panelling from the old&#13;
alehouse in which the festive Pepys drank and sang and ate a lobster&#13;
and afterwards "mightily merry" took Knip for a moonlight row on the&#13;
Thames. It would be useless to talk to the Doctor of Tennyson and the&#13;
plump head-waiter of the Cock, but pilgrims following the footsteps of&#13;
those poets who have lunched in Fleet Street will find that the Cock is&#13;
still a house where the "perfect pint of stout" and the "proper chop"&#13;
are reached out with deft hands to customers, and that no head waiter&#13;
unless he be plump is ever engaged for the upper room.</p><p>The Devil Tavern, which Ben Jonson made so famous by his Apollo Club,&#13;
and which stood between Temple Bar and the Middle Temple Gate, was&#13;
bought by Messrs Child, the bankers, in 1787, some years after the&#13;
death of Samuel Johnson, when it had fallen into disuse, and was&#13;
pulled down and dwelling-houses erected on its site. Ben's "Welcome"&#13;
and the Apollo bust were transferred to the bank. The most famous of&#13;
all the Johnsonian taverns, the Mitre, was another of the old houses&#13;
to fall a victim to bankers, for four years after the Doctor's death&#13;
it ceased to be a tavern, became in turn Macklin's Poets' Gallery and&#13;
Saunders's auction-rooms, and was finally pulled down that on its site&#13;
"Hoare's New Banking-house" should be erected. Joe's Coffee-house&#13;
in Mitre Court borrowed the derelict name when the Mitre closed its&#13;
shutters, and set up a copy of Nollekins' bust of the Doctor as homage&#13;
to his memory.</p><p>Opposite to Wine Office Court, the Sage of Fleet Street would stop in&#13;
his shamble and would wait for an opportunity to cross the road. If&#13;
Doctor Johnson hated the transit of the roadway when the traffic was&#13;
but of hackney carriages and the coaches of aldermen and stage coaches&#13;
and horsemen, how would he face the hurtling streams of taxi-cabs and&#13;
motor omnibuses which nowadays jostle in the road? And what, when he&#13;
had crossed the road, would he think of Fuller's little sweet-stuff&#13;
shop which, gay with colour, has fastened itself, where there used to&#13;
be a dingy wine merchant's office with cobwebbed bottles of old port in&#13;
its dim, solemn windows, on the Fleet Street front of the Old Cheshire&#13;
Cheese? The new-comer looks like a bright stamp stuck on some musty old&#13;
parchment deed. Doctor Johnson would, I am sure, growl as he rolled&#13;
through the narrow entrance into the court and on to the door of the&#13;
old tavern.</p><p>And as he and you and I stand in the narrow doorway and look to the&#13;
right at the little bar, a harmony in dark colours with the old china&#13;
punch-bowls in their accustomed corner, and glass and pewter and&#13;
silver catching reflections of light amidst the black of old oak; and&#13;
to the left at the old dining-room kept exactly as it was in Doctor&#13;
Johnson's time; and to the front at the old oak staircase leading&#13;
to the rooms above, let me explain to you that each white-haired&#13;
generation of frequenters of the Cheshire Cheese finds fault with the&#13;
arrangements made for the newer generation. When Johnson and Goldsmith&#13;
ceased to use the house I am sure that the comfortable gentlemen who&#13;
had sat at the long table and had listened to their conversation found&#13;
that of an evening the talk had grown dull; and when Colonel Lawrence,&#13;
who had carried one of the colours of the 20th Regiment at the battle&#13;
of Minden, had been a crony of Goldsmith, and had hobnobbed with him&#13;
and with Johnson over the port at the Cheese, died, the company at the&#13;
long table must have lamented that all the "good old sort" and the good&#13;
old customs were passing away. A sturdy supporter of the Cheese, who&#13;
is some fifteen years older than I am, sighs for the days when he was&#13;
first allowed to sit at the table where the Deputy-Governor of Newgate&#13;
and a head clerk of Somerset House led the conversation. And when I go&#13;
into the Cheese nowadays and find that two score belles from Baltimore,&#13;
or half-a-hundred pretty Puritans from Philadelphia, have taken&#13;
possession of the lower room, are drinking tea with their lunches, are&#13;
talking like an aviary in commotion, and are more intent on buying&#13;
souvenirs of Johnson than on appreciating the delights of the pudding,&#13;
I sigh for the days thirty years ago when the Cheese was a grumpy man's&#13;
paradise. I am quite sure that when Mr Dollamore, a host of the Cheese&#13;
who has grown to heroic size as seen through the mists of time, died,&#13;
people of that day thought that the great pudding would never again&#13;
be mixed and carved by a master hand. I look back now to the serious&#13;
expression, the sort of expression we all assume as we enter a church&#13;
door, that used to come upon the face of smiling Mr Moore as the vast&#13;
pudding was carried in and he prepared to pierce its snowy covering.&#13;
When Henry Todd, a waiter who entered Mr Dollamore's service two years&#13;
before the battle of Waterloo, left the house and his portrait was&#13;
painted by subscription and given as an heirloom to be hung in the&#13;
dining-room, no one believed that young William Simpson, then just&#13;
entering the service of the Cheese, would live to be even a more famous&#13;
head waiter, to have _his_ portrait painted to be hung in honour in the&#13;
coffee-room, and to give his name to one of the rooms upstairs.</p><p>And now, having explained that if an old frequenter of the Cheshire&#13;
Cheese sometimes grumbles at changes it is only through affection for&#13;
the old house, let us go into the dining-room and sit down and look&#13;
around us. We will leave Doctor Johnson's seat at the long table, with&#13;
its brass tablet and his portrait above it, for the Shade of the great&#13;
man. You shall sit in Oliver Goldsmith's seat with your back to the&#13;
windows looking out into Cheshire Cheese Court, roofed in now to make&#13;
a second dining-room; I will sit opposite to you, and we will take&#13;
note of our surroundings. The approval of the old Doctor can be safely&#13;
guaranteed. The sawdust on the floor; the wide grate with a shining&#13;
copper kettle on the hob; the old mirror; the churchwarden pipes on the&#13;
window-sill; the green-curtained cosy corner by the door, just like the&#13;
squire's pew in many old churches; the black-handled knives and forks&#13;
arranged in a row of black oak hutches; the willow-patterned plates and&#13;
dishes; the queer old receptacle for umbrellas in the middle of the&#13;
floor; the wire blinds, and the old tables and oak high-backed settles&#13;
are to-day exactly as they were when Johnson in the flesh frequented&#13;
the tavern. The "greybeard" and the leathern jack, gifts from Mr&#13;
Seymour Lucas, R.A., are quite in keeping with the room, and such of&#13;
the pictures as are not old deal with incidents in Johnson's life or&#13;
are sketches of the room and of the worthies who have frequented it.&#13;
The manager of to-day keeps the house just as it used to be a century&#13;
and a half ago, and being so, it is one of the most interesting old&#13;
buildings in London.</p><p>Upstairs are the kitchen, where the woman cook responds to the verbal&#13;
shorthand shouts of the waiters by putting chops and steaks on to the&#13;
grill and clanging the oven door as good things to bake go into its&#13;
recesses, and other old rooms, in which are some interesting relics of&#13;
the old lexicographer, the chair in which he always sat at the Mitre,&#13;
and other things curious and quaint, but they must await inspection&#13;
till after lunch, for to-day is a pudding day, and the fat waiter with&#13;
a moustache is waiting for our orders.</p><p>The pudding in its great earthenware bowl stands on a little table&#13;
in the middle of the room. It is a triumph of old British cookery.&#13;
In it are larks, kidneys, oysters, mushrooms, steak, and there are&#13;
ingredients in the gravy which are a secret of the house. There are&#13;
many imitations of the Cheshire Cheese pudding, but no such pudding&#13;
unless it comes from the Cheshire Cheese kitchen has quite the right&#13;
taste and quite the right richness of gravy. There is no stint in the&#13;
helpings at the Cheshire Cheese. Any man with an appetite has only to&#13;
ask for a "follow" to obtain it, and there are traditions that some men&#13;
of mighty capacity have even had three helpings. Monday, Wednesday and&#13;
Friday are pudding days. There is generally Irish stew on non-pudding&#13;
days, and the Cheese Irish stew is admirable. Marrow bones are another&#13;
speciality of the house, and a Cheshire Cheese bone holds much marrow.&#13;
The typical Cheshire Cheese meal, however--and I am sure Doctor&#13;
Johnson would agree with me--is The Pudding, and the strong Scotch&#13;
ale of the house therewith; stewed cheese, which comes to table in a&#13;
shallow little pan accompanied by hot toast, and to finish up a bowl&#13;
of the Cheshire Cheese punch served from an old china bowl with a good&#13;
old-fashioned silver ladle. But beware of drinking too much of this&#13;
punch, being deceived by its apparent innocence. I know one man who,&#13;
saying it was as mild as mother's milk, drank the greater portion of a&#13;
bowl of punch, remarked that he was a boy again, and behaved as a boy,&#13;
and not until noon next day came to the conclusion that he was a very&#13;
elderly man with a headache.</p><p>IV</p><p>THE CARLTON</p><p>If all the great French chefs all the world over were canvassed for&#13;
an opinion as to which amongst them is the greatest cook of the day,&#13;
I am sure that the majority of votes would be in favour of M. Auguste&#13;
Escoffier, the Maître-Chef of the Carlton Restaurant in London. When&#13;
any restaurant is exceeding successful, whether it appeals to popular&#13;
taste, or to the taste of the most cultured classes, there is sure to&#13;
be amongst those men who have brought it fame or brought it popularity,&#13;
some strongly marked personality, a great organiser, a great cook, or,&#13;
perhaps, a great _maître d'hôtel_, such as poor dead Joseph was. And&#13;
the commanding personality at the Carlton is M. Escoffier, who, had he&#13;
been a man of the pen and not a man of the spoon, would have been a&#13;
poet, and who, wearing the white cap and the white jacket, makes the&#13;
sense of taste respond to the beautiful things he invents, just as&#13;
the sense of hearing thrills to the cadence of a poet's words, or the&#13;
melody of a great composer's music. And M. Escoffier holds that things&#13;
which are beautiful to the taste should be fair to the eye, and should&#13;
have pleasant-sounding titles. He, for instance, rechristened frogs,&#13;
making them "nymphes," and _nymphes à l'Aurore_ has a place in his&#13;
great book on modern cookery.</p><p>The following is a typical Escoffier menu. It is for a little supper&#13;
after the Opera, and was published in _Le Carnet d'Epicure_, a&#13;
magazine, to the pages of which M. Escoffier is a prolific contributor.</p><p>Gelée de Poulet aux Nids d'Hirondelles.&#13;
                   Soufflé d'Ecrevisses Florentine.&#13;
                 Côtelettes d'Agneau de Lait Favorite.&#13;
                          Petits Pois Frais.&#13;
                        Ortolans au Champagne.&#13;
                           Salade d'Oranges.&#13;
                          Asperges de Serre.&#13;
                    Pêches à la Fraisette des Bois.&#13;
                          Baisers de Vierge.&#13;
                             Mignardises.</p><p>The menu reads as delicately as the dishes would taste. The _baisers&#13;
de Vierge_ are twin meringues, the cream perfumed with vanilla and&#13;
holding crystallised white rose leaves and white violets. Over each&#13;
pair of meringues is a veil of spun sugar. This is worthy of the man&#13;
who conceived the _bombe Nero_, a flaming ice, who gave all London a&#13;
new _entremet_ in _fraises à la Sarah Bernhardt_, and who added a new&#13;
glory to a great singer by creating the _pêche Melba_.</p><p>M. Escoffier is a little below the middle height, grey haired, and grey&#13;
of moustache. His face is the face of an artist, or a statesman, and&#13;
the quick eyes tell of his capacity for command. The quiet little man&#13;
who, amidst all the clangour of the great white-tiled kitchen below&#13;
the restaurant of the Carlton, seems to have nothing to do except to&#13;
occasionally glance at the dishes before they leave his realm or to&#13;
give a word of counsel when some very delicate _entremet_ is in the&#13;
making, to taste a sauce or give a final touch to the arrangement of&#13;
some elaborate cold entrée, has organised his brigade of vociferous&#13;
cooks of all nations as thoroughly as Crawford organised the Light&#13;
Division of Peninsular fame. There is never any difficulty, for every&#13;
difficulty has been foreseen. Only a man who has climbed the ladder&#13;
from its lowest rung possesses such knowledge and such authority. M.&#13;
Escoffier began his career as a boy in the kitchen of his uncle's&#13;
restaurant in Nice. He went to Russia to the kitchen of one of the&#13;
Grand Dukes, he served in the Franco-Prussian War as the Chef de&#13;
Cuisine to the General Staff of the Army of the Rhine, and he knows the&#13;
bitterness of captivity in the hands of an enemy. He was with Maréchal&#13;
MacMahon at the Elysée and left the Grand Hotel at Rome when Ritz and&#13;
he and Echenard came to London to make history at the Savoy. He writes&#13;
with a very pretty wit on subjects connected with his profession,&#13;
and he is married to a lady who, under her maiden name of Delphine&#13;
Daffis, is well known in France as a poetess, and who has recently been&#13;
decorated with the violet ribbon as Officier d'Académie.</p><p>If I have given so much space to a sketch of the great Maître-Chef, it&#13;
is not that he is the only man of talent amongst the personnel of the&#13;
Carlton. M. Kreamer, the manager, is eminent amongst his fellows. In&#13;
the restaurant M. Besserer, light of hair, and with a light curling&#13;
moustache, is an admirable Maître d'Hôtel, and the Carlton grill-room&#13;
(to which I shall give attention when I write of the grill-rooms of&#13;
London) owes much of its popularity to its manager, Signor Ventura.</p><p>And now for a little ancient history. Her Majesty's Opera House, with a&#13;
colonnade surrounding it in which were shops and a little restaurant,&#13;
Epitaux's, where the Iron Duke and other famous men gave dinner-parties&#13;
in the early Victorian days, stood at the corner of the Haymarket and&#13;
Pall Mall. If I wrote of the glories and the disasters of the big&#13;
house of song I should have to write a book. When a company bought&#13;
the site, and the Carlton and His Majesty's Theatre rose on it, the&#13;
colonnade disappeared from three sides, and all the shops on those&#13;
sides also vanished except the offices of Justerini and Brooks. These&#13;
wine merchants held to their old position, and their window front was&#13;
encased in the building of the new hotel without the business of the&#13;
firm suffering a day's interruption. A cigar store has since then found&#13;
an abiding place on the Pall Mall frontage. The name of Epitaux's was&#13;
taken by the restaurant next door to the Haymarket Theatre, but was&#13;
eventually dropped in favour of a more attractive title, the Pall Mall.</p><p>The tall porter outside the entrance of the Carlton in Pall Mall sets&#13;
the swing door in motion to let us through; coats and hats, cloaks and&#13;
furs are garnered from us as we pass through the ante-room, and then we&#13;
are in the palm lounge, that happy inspiration of the architect which&#13;
has been copied in other hotels through the length and breadth of the&#13;
habitable world. The double glass roof, letting in light but keeping&#13;
out draughts, was a novelty when the hotel was built. But, though this&#13;
palm court has been copied far and wide, it has never been bettered.&#13;
The terrace breaks up pleasantly the great width of floor space. The&#13;
tall palms, and the flowers and smaller palms before the terrace, and&#13;
the green cane easy-chairs give a sylvan touch to this great hall in&#13;
the heart of London; and, as an instance of perfect taste, notice the&#13;
little medallions of Wedgwood ware dependent from the capitals of the&#13;
creamy marble pilasters.</p><p>Up the broad flight of steps we go into the restaurant, a restaurant&#13;
the colouring in which is such that it never clashes with the hues&#13;
of any lady's dress. The garlands of golden leaves on the ceiling,&#13;
the artful use of mirrors and evergreens to give the illusion that&#13;
outside the windows north and west there are gardens, the cut-glass&#13;
chandeliers converted into electroliers, and giving a soft rosy light,&#13;
the brown and deep rose of the carpet, the lighter rose of the chairs,&#13;
the gilt cornice, the _œil de bœuf_ windows towards the palm lounge,&#13;
all form a perfect setting for charming people eating delicate foods.&#13;
The keynote of the restaurant in decoration, as in the dinners which&#13;
come from Escoffier's kitchen, is refinement. It is a pity, perhaps,&#13;
that there is not daylight to brighten the restaurant from end to end,&#13;
and that the electric lamps are always alight; but at dinner-time this&#13;
is no drawback. An excellent string band plays on the terrace, but it&#13;
is as well at dinner-time to choose a table far enough away from the&#13;
musicians to ensure comfortable converse.</p><p>And now to describe to you a typical Carlton dinner. It is not easy,&#13;
for I have so many memories of so many typical dinners there. Once the&#13;
annual banquet of my old regiment was held at the Carlton in a great&#13;
space of the restaurant screened off from the other diners. That was a&#13;
noble feast! Again a memory comes to me of a silver wedding dinner, for&#13;
which the table was decorated with creamy white and light pink roses,&#13;
with silvered leaves. Escoffier composed for the occasion a dinner all&#13;
white and pink, in which the Bortch was the deepest note of colour, the&#13;
_filets de poulets à la Paprika_ halved the two hues, and the flesh of&#13;
an _agneau de lait_ formed the highest light in the picture. That was&#13;
the second occasion on which M. Escoffier sent to a dining-table the&#13;
_pêches Aiglon_, the first occasion being a supper which Madame Sarah&#13;
Bernhardt gave to Sir Henry Irving and other stars of our stage.</p><p>But most distinctive of all the dinners of ceremony at which I have&#13;
been a guest at the Carlton was the dinner which Mr William Heinemann,&#13;
the well-known publisher, gave to celebrate the publication by his&#13;
firm of Escoffier's great work, "A Guide to Modern Cookery." The&#13;
dinner was the idea of the Maître-Chef, who suggested that the best&#13;
way to criticise the book would be to invite some of the men in whose&#13;
judgment the publisher had faith to eat a dinner cooked by the man who&#13;
had written the book. We were fourteen in all, mostly "ink-stained&#13;
wretches," and amongst the signatures on the menu, which I religiously&#13;
pasted opposite the title-page of my autographed copy of the work, are&#13;
those of Sir Douglas Straight and of T. P. O'Connor, of a member of the&#13;
great house of Harmsworth, and of other men whose palates are as keen&#13;
as their pens.</p><p>This was the menu of the dinner and the list of the wines we drank that&#13;
30th May 1907:</p><p>Melon Cantaloup.&#13;
                          Caviar de Sterlet.&#13;
                            Tortue Claire.&#13;
                      Velouté Froid de Volaille.&#13;
                  Mousseline d'Ecrevisses Orientale.&#13;
                     Jeune Agneau Piqué de Sauge.&#13;
                         Morilles à la Crème.&#13;
                       Petits Pois à l'Anglaise.&#13;
                             Poularde Ena.&#13;
                             Trou Normand.&#13;
                         Cailles aux Raisins.&#13;
                        Asperges d'Argenteuil.&#13;
                        Pêches Sainte Alliance.&#13;
                             Mignardises.</p><p>VINS.&#13;
                                Vodka.&#13;
                           Amontillado, Dry.&#13;
                       Berncastler Doctor, 1893.&#13;
                     Heidsieck and Co., Dry, 1892.&#13;
                   Pommery and Greno, Nature, 1900.&#13;
                        Château Lafitte, 1878.&#13;
                           Dow's Port, 1887.&#13;
                    Café Double--Grandes Liqueurs.</p><p>[Illustration: M. ESCOFFIER]</p><p>The _velouté froid_ is a test dish, for only a master hand can give&#13;
it the right consistency without allowing it to become pasty. The&#13;
_mousselines_ were beautifully light, each in the form of a cygnet,&#13;
surrounding a central figure of a swan. The _poularde Ena_ was the one&#13;
dish in the banquet to which, because of its richness, I kissed my hand&#13;
and passed it by. The combination of quails and grapes is one of M.&#13;
Escoffier's happiest inspirations, and the _pêches Ste Alliance_ is one&#13;
of those delicate _entremets_ in which Escoffier excels any other great&#13;
chef of to-day, or of the past. The _trou Normand_ is rather a violent&#13;
stimulus to appetite, and consists of a liqueur-glass of old brandy.&#13;
When M. Escoffier came with the coffee, to ask us what our verdict&#13;
was on his dinner, our only difficulty was to find a sufficiency of&#13;
complimentary adjectives.</p><p>V</p><p>TWO LITTLE SOHO RESTAURANTS</p><p>AU PETIT RICHE. MOULIN D'OR</p><p>There is a little restaurant in Old Compton Street, the Au Petit Riche,&#13;
with the outside of which I was acquainted for some years before I&#13;
put foot inside it. It so evidently kept itself to itself that I felt&#13;
that my presence might be resented. It has little casemented windows&#13;
in white frames, and inside the windows are muslin curtains, on a&#13;
rail, hung sufficiently high to prevent anyone from looking over them.&#13;
Below the windows are green tiles, and above it a stretch of little&#13;
panes of bottle-glass in white frames to give additional light to the&#13;
rooms inside. A little ground-glass lantern hung outside the door, and&#13;
the name of the restaurant was painted over the window, but there was&#13;
no bill of fare put up outside, no attempt to draw in a diner unless&#13;
he had made up his mind to dine at the Au Petit Riche and nowhere&#13;
else. I had been told all about the restaurant by those gallant souls&#13;
who experiment at every new eating-place that springs up between&#13;
Shaftesbury Avenue and Oxford Street, and though all I heard about the&#13;
little place was pleasant and interested me, I felt that the Petit&#13;
Riche was not anxious to make my acquaintance. But when the Petit Riche&#13;
put up outside its windows an illuminated sign and its number, 44, in&#13;
big figures, I felt that it had abandoned its haughty reserve and was&#13;
beckoning to me, and the rest of London, to come in. And in I went, and&#13;
have been going in at intervals ever since, for the little restaurant&#13;
is artistic and French and amusing.</p><p>When you open the glazed door and go in you are faced by the question:&#13;
"On the level or down below?" A door to the right leads into the little&#13;
series of rooms on the ground floor, and a flight of stairs plunges&#13;
down into the basement. Come, first of all, through the door to the&#13;
right. We are in the first of three little rooms, with light-coloured&#13;
walls. A row of small tables is on either side of each room, and in the&#13;
first room a white desk, with palms on it, faces towards the door. A&#13;
score of pretty little French waitresses, Bretonnes all, in white and&#13;
black, are bustling about, and Mademoiselle, if she is not sitting at&#13;
the white desk, will probably receive you at the door and smile and&#13;
pilot you to a table. And I should, before going any further, explain&#13;
to you who Mademoiselle is, and tell you the story of the Au Petit&#13;
Riche. A good Breton and his wife came to London and established a&#13;
little restaurant in Old Compton Street, and with them came their two&#13;
very pretty daughters. And they made the Au Petit Riche a corner of&#13;
Brittany in London. The chef, who had graduated at the Escargot d'Or,&#13;
a big bourgeois house near the Halles in Paris, is a Breton by birth,&#13;
and all the merry little waitresses are from Brittany. The elder of&#13;
the two daughters married a young journalist and for a while left the&#13;
restaurant, but when her father and mother thought that the time had&#13;
come for them to retire, she and her husband took up the management of&#13;
the restaurant, with her sister to help them. And Mademoiselle, fresh&#13;
and smiling, with a bunch of roses pinned to her blouse, is in command&#13;
in the upper rooms, while Madame, as gracious as she is handsome, sits&#13;
at her desk in one of the lower rooms with a great bowl of flowers&#13;
before her, and laughs with the young artists, who form a large portion&#13;
of the clientele of the Au Petit Riche, and controls the waitresses,&#13;
and sends the waiters, of whom there are two, out to fetch the wine,&#13;
which comes from a wineshop a few paces away.</p><p>Established at a table in the first of the upstairs rooms, a glance&#13;
at the walls will tell anyone that the place is a haunt of artists,&#13;
for the pictures are just the omnium gatherum of artistic trifles that&#13;
an artist generally puts on the walls of his den. Pencil drawings,&#13;
rough things in charcoal, etchings, mezzotints, caricatures, sketches&#13;
in colour, Japanese coloured prints--a gallery of scraps at which a&#13;
Philistine would turn up his nose, but which look comfortable and&#13;
homelike to the eye artistic. And at the head of the _carte du jour_,&#13;
which a little waitress holds out to you, there is a good black and&#13;
white of the exterior of the little restaurant--there is the atmosphere&#13;
of art about the place.</p><p>Let us look down the list of dishes and order our dinner. The little&#13;
waitress, on chance, has addressed us in French, but if she is answered&#13;
in English can carry on a conversation in that language. There are&#13;
two soups on the list, _consommé Colbert_, which costs sixpence, no&#13;
doubt because of the egg, and _crème Cressonière_, which costs only&#13;
threepence, and we will choose the cheaper of the two. Amongst the fish&#13;
dishes, the salmon and the sole cost a shilling, but we will choose&#13;
the _vol au vent de Turbot Joinville_, which costs ninepence. Amongst&#13;
the entrées is an item, two _quails en Cocotte_, for a shilling.&#13;
Curiosity prompts me to suggest that we should order this, having in&#13;
mind what the price of a single quail is on a club bill of fare, but we&#13;
shall be on safer ground in ordering one of the dishes of the house,&#13;
the _filet mignon Petit Riche_, which costs a shilling, and with it&#13;
some peas, fourpence, and some new potatoes, also fourpence. Amongst&#13;
the _entremets_ is a _Pêche Petit Riche_, which the little waitress&#13;
strongly recommends, but _beignets de pommes_ at threepence seems to me&#13;
a more fitting ending for our repast.</p><p>There is no long waiting for one's food at the Au Petit Riche; the soup&#13;
arrives almost immediately and is wonderful value for threepence. The&#13;
_vol au vent_ is an admirable little fish pie, and the _filet mignon_ a&#13;
most toothsome morsel of meat, while the _beignets_ are all that they&#13;
should be. The little waitress, when we have arrived at the _filet&#13;
mignon_ stage of the dinner, asks with the utmost solicitude: "Do you&#13;
like eet?" and I have replied for both of us "Very much indeed." At the&#13;
table to one side of us are a young couple whose dinner has consisted&#13;
of curried chicken and plum pudding au Rhum, and at the table to our&#13;
other side, two ladies are eating a typical woman's dinner of _hors&#13;
d'œuvre_, poached eggs and spinach, and a vanilla ice. The Au Petit&#13;
Riche finds room on its small _carte du jour_ for dishes to suit all&#13;
tastes.</p><p>The little waitress brings the total of the bill on a bit of green&#13;
paper; and having finished our dinner, and having paid for it, we&#13;
will go down into the lower rooms before leaving the restaurant. In&#13;
the lower rooms every table is always occupied, and I fancy that the&#13;
habitués of the restaurant prefer them to the upper ones. One of them&#13;
is decorated with golden fleurs-de-lis on a blue ground, and another&#13;
is an admirable representation of the kitchen of a Breton farmhouse,&#13;
crockery and all complete. There is a great buzz of talk in these lower&#13;
rooms, and Madame la Patronne, sitting at her desk amidst the tables,&#13;
takes her share in the conversation and attends to the making out of&#13;
the bills at one and the same time.</p><p>If you go to the Au Petit Riche in the right frame mind you will be&#13;
abundantly amused and interested, and you will get wonderful value for&#13;
the very small sum your dinner will cost you.</p><p>And now for my other little restaurant in Soho. It is the Moulin d'Or&#13;
at 27 Church Street. When Karl Thiele, who was in the employ of Peter&#13;
Gallina at the Rendez-Vous Restaurant, married the pretty book-keeper&#13;
at the Richelieu Restaurant, they determined to set up in business&#13;
on their own account, and took a ground-floor room in Church Street,&#13;
gave it a good-looking window, put a row of little trees outside, hung&#13;
baskets of ferns within, and christened it Le Moulin d'Or, hoping that&#13;
their mill would grind golden grist. It was a doll's house restaurant&#13;
when I first discovered it two years ago, and the great ambition&#13;
then of its proprietor and proprietress was that they might in time&#13;
become sufficiently prosperous to add the first-floor room to their&#13;
establishment. They have prospered, and when I lately went to dine&#13;
there I found that the lower room with a restful green paper had been&#13;
increased in size by taking in the passage, and that upstairs is a new&#13;
restaurant room also with green walls and a large window, the dream&#13;
realised of the young couple. And not only have these improvements&#13;
and additions been made, but quite close to the Moulin d'Or there&#13;
has been put up a wonderful windmill with electrically lighted sails&#13;
which revolve, and below it a hand pointing in the direction of the&#13;
restaurant and a transparency whereon see inscribed the prices of the&#13;
_table d'hôte_ meals, luncheon, and dinner, and supper, for the Moulin&#13;
d'Or has both its _carte du jour_ and its _table d'hôte_ meals. For&#13;
half-a-crown, on the occasion of my last visit, I could have eaten&#13;
_hors d'œuvre_, made my choice between a _consommé_ and a _crème soup_&#13;
and partaken of salmon, _filet de bœuf_, roast chicken and caramel&#13;
cream, but I preferred to turn my attention to the _carte du jour_,&#13;
and ordered _crème Suzette_, 6d.; _truite au bleu_, 1s. 3d.; _escalope&#13;
de veau Viennoise_, 10d.; _haricots verts_, 6d.; and an _omelette au&#13;
Rhum_, 10d., all very well cooked and served piping hot. The restaurant&#13;
has not yet a wine licence, but for all that a special wine is reserved&#13;
for it at a neighbouring wineshop, an excellent light burgundy,&#13;
_Château Villy_, at 4s. 6d. a quart, and 2s. 6d. a pint, and, besides,&#13;
there is a quite comprehensive wine list. Karl Thiele and his wife,&#13;
looking for new kingdoms to conquer, have moved to Brighton, where they&#13;
are established in St James's Street, and the new host at the Moulin&#13;
d'Or is M. Combes, a very young man, assisted by a very young wife.&#13;
They are, in spite of their youth, maintaining the reputation of the&#13;
house for good cookery.</p><p>VI</p><p>A RAG-TIME DINNER</p><p>AT THE IMPERIAL RESTAURANT</p><p>My little French cousin who has married the Comte de St Solidor (if&#13;
that is not his exact title it is, literally, next door to it) has&#13;
brought her Breton husband across the Channel to make the acquaintance&#13;
of his English relatives, and is desperately anxious that he shall not&#13;
be depressed by London. He is a jolly, round-faced Frenchman, with&#13;
a rather straggly light beard and a great head of intractable light&#13;
hair, and, were it not that he cannot speak a word of our language,&#13;
might pass for a young Yorkshire squire. My little French cousin&#13;
was particularly afraid that Robert, that is his first name, would&#13;
suffer all the tortures of ennui on Sunday, for her mother, who was&#13;
English-born, had told her that the English in England spend their&#13;
Sunday afternoons, when they are grown-up, in singing hymns, and&#13;
when they are children in repeating aloud the catechism. I told my&#13;
little cousin to have no fear, that London Sundays are no longer what&#13;
they were when her mother was a child, and I offered to take charge&#13;
of Robert and herself on their first Sunday in London, from after&#13;
lunch-time till bed-time, and to try and keep them amused.</p><p>I asked my little French cousin whether rag-time had penetrated to&#13;
Brittany, and she, pitying my ignorance, told me that at Dinard, last&#13;
summer, they had talked to rag-time music, and bathed to it, and had&#13;
even played syncopated _chemin de fer_ to it, as well as danced to&#13;
it. But, when I asked her if at Dinard she had ever eaten to it, she&#13;
said, "But no," and gave a mimetic sketch of eating food to the air of&#13;
"Everybody's doing it now," which was very funny. That settled where&#13;
we should dine on Sunday, and I wrote off at once to the Imperial&#13;
Restaurant to secure a dinner-table for four, and asked another cousin,&#13;
a British one, to complete the _partie carrée_.</p><p>The afternoon of Sunday caused me no anxiety. Robert is devoted to&#13;
music, so I took him and the Comtesse to the Queen's Hall to one of Sir&#13;
Henry Wood's concerts, and on to the Royal Automobile Club to tea, and&#13;
neither of them showed any sign of being oppressed by Sabbath gloom.</p><p>At ten minutes past eight I was waiting in the vestibule between the&#13;
street entrance and the restaurant, where a marble bust of the late&#13;
King Edward smiles at each customer who enters. I had ordered my&#13;
dinner, a very simple one--_potage Germiny, truites au bleu, noisettes&#13;
de mouton,_ new peas and potatoes, ham and spinach, asparagus, and a&#13;
_bombe_, and a magnum of Goulet, 1900, to drink therewith. For ten&#13;
minutes I sat in the window-seat watching pretty ladies and men of all&#13;
ages and types pass through the vestibule, give up their coats and&#13;
cloaks, shake hands, and go in little coveys into the restaurant. The&#13;
orchestra in the distance was sawing away at an operatic overture, the&#13;
ante-room was comfortably warmed, and as dinner was the only event&#13;
of the evening I did not fidget because my little cousin delayed in&#13;
her coming. I was not the only solitary man waiting. In front of the&#13;
fireplace stood a beautiful young man, with sleeve-links and studs and&#13;
buttons to his white waistcoat that must have cost a fortune. Now and&#13;
again he glanced at the clock, a work of art, in which a gilded cupid&#13;
points with a finger to the revolving girdle of hours on a vase, and&#13;
when he had ascertained how late _she_ was already he surveyed the&#13;
other human creatures about him with tolerant pride and slight hauteur.&#13;
I have no gift of telepathy, but I was quite sure that he was waiting&#13;
for some very beautiful lady of the stage, and pitied those of us who&#13;
had no such divinity to be our guest.</p><p>The British cousin arrived to time, and not very long afterwards my&#13;
French cousins appeared. She looked at the clock and declared that they&#13;
were late because Robert could not find his evening studs, and Robert&#13;
laughed, as men do when called upon to substantiate a white fib told by&#13;
their wives. She had asked me whether she ought to dine in her hair, or&#13;
in a hat, and I had answered that either way would be quite correct.&#13;
She had decided not to wear a hat in order to be quite English, and she&#13;
looked entirely charming. I could not help glancing at the beautiful&#13;
young man who monopolised the fire to see what he thought of my star&#13;
guest. He was slightly interested, but he answered my glance by one&#13;
which meant "Wait and see."</p><p>I had secured a corner table at a reasonable distance from the band,&#13;
which occupies a platform about half-way down the room, and we&#13;
enthroned the little cousin on the chair in the angle, so that she&#13;
could see everybody and everything in the room. Every table but one was&#13;
occupied, and that I knew was reserved for the beautiful young man whom&#13;
we had left looking with a frown at cupid's finger. My little French&#13;
cousin was in high spirits, and Robert acted as an amiable chorus.&#13;
She recognised that the room was French--it is a copy of one of the&#13;
salons at Fontainebleau, and perceived that the pictures of cupids,&#13;
which are between the round windows and the tall casemented glasses,&#13;
were inspired by Boucher. She liked the carved marble mantelpiece and&#13;
the crystal and gold electroliers. I was called upon to tell her who&#13;
everybody was at the other tables, and I launched out recklessly into&#13;
fiction. I knew by sight a dozen of our fellow-diners, and the rest&#13;
I described as M.P.'s and ladies of title, officers of the Household&#13;
Brigade, and divettes of the Gaiety, Daly's, the Lyric, and the&#13;
Shaftesbury, which they probably are, celebrated painters and prima&#13;
donnas, according to their appearance. My British cousin choked over&#13;
a bone of the trout, so he said, but my little French cousin and her&#13;
spouse were much impressed by my exhaustive acquaintance with all the&#13;
celebrities of my native city, which was just the effect I wished to&#13;
produce.</p><p>Little Oddenino, going the round of the tables, saying a word or two to&#13;
all his clientele, came to our corner, asked if all was as it should&#13;
be, took up the menu, and lifted his eyebrows. Of course I know that&#13;
to follow the _noisettes_ by ham was inartistic, but being in the&#13;
vein of romance I said that my little French cousin was passionately&#13;
fond of ham, and demanded it at all her meals, and not that I prefer&#13;
ham to mutton, which would have been the truth. The little man bowed&#13;
and smiled and passed on; My cousin asked who he was, and when I&#13;
replied, "Oddy," she inquired if it was he who would presently make&#13;
the rag-time. Pleased to be on bed-rock truth at last I gave her a&#13;
shorthand sketch of Oddenino's career; how Turin is his native town;&#13;
how he opened one of the great hotels at Cimiez, and earned the thanks&#13;
of the late Queen Victoria and a fine tie-pin when she stayed there;&#13;
how he was manager of the East Room at the Criterion, and of the Café&#13;
Royal, and from the latter restaurant stepped two doors farther down&#13;
Regent Street and built the Imperial Restaurant. I described story&#13;
upon story of banqueting-rooms that are to be found on the Glasshouse&#13;
Street side, and how Freemasons--good, charitable British Freemasons,&#13;
not troublesome political French Freemasons--feast in them in great&#13;
numbers every night in the year. I sketched out the little man's other&#13;
ventures, and I ended by telling her that Oddenino is a man of much&#13;
consideration in the Italian colony in London, and has been decorated&#13;
by his king. Surely she did not expect a Cavaliere to make rag-time&#13;
music? And my little French cousin said "assuredly not."</p><p>When we had come to the _noisettes'_ stage of our dinner the beautiful&#13;
young man whom we had left waiting in the vestibule came in--alone. He&#13;
looked as gloomy as Hamlet, and held in his hand a letter, which he&#13;
tore into small pieces and thrust into the ice pail beside his table.&#13;
"The poor animal!" said my little cousin pityingly. "He is dining with&#13;
an excuse." He drank two glasses of champagne in quick succession, and&#13;
then felt strong enough to sup his soup.</p><p>About this period a change came over the music of the band, which had&#13;
conscientiously worked off the barcarole from "Hoffman," a Viennese&#13;
waltz and a minuet. A clean-shaven young man, Mr Gideon, the clever&#13;
composer of the rag-time successes who had been eating his dinner&#13;
like the rest of us, took his place at the piano, and the orchestra&#13;
subordinated itself to his leadership. Mr Gideon can make the piano&#13;
speak as few men can, and my little French cousin and Robert both&#13;
pricked up their ears and even let the asparagus get cold in their&#13;
new-found interest. When Mr Gideon, dispensing with orchestral aid,&#13;
sang "Honolulu," and here and there a girl's voice joined in the&#13;
refrain, my little cousin turned sharply to me. "Ought one to sing?"&#13;
she asked, and I told her that it was as she pleased. She listened with&#13;
all her ears to catch the words, and at last trilled out with the rest:&#13;
"Ma onaleuleu oné leu," and then laughed at her own boldness.</p><p>A quarter of an hour later my little French cousin, with both elbows on&#13;
the table, a cigarette between her fingers, and sipping at intervals&#13;
some _crème de menthe_, was singing "Hitchy Koo" with the best of&#13;
them, and Robert was booming away harmonising a bass _bouche-fermeé_&#13;
accompaniment. It was curious how this general singing brought together&#13;
those who dined. We had been separate little parties before, but the&#13;
humanity of song made us into one big friendly audience. Even the&#13;
beautiful young man recovered his spirits sufficiently to try to start&#13;
an eye flirtation with my little cousin.</p><p>The heat in the room grew and the atmosphere thickened with tobacco&#13;
smoke, but we all sat on till close on eleven o'clock, when the&#13;
vestibule doors were opened to let out the smoke and let in the cold&#13;
air, and the ladies put their stoles round their necks, and the men&#13;
called for their bills. Mine, including cigars and liqueurs, came to&#13;
exactly a guinea a head.</p><p>Before bidding me good-night my little cousin, speaking for herself and&#13;
Robert, said that they had well dined and had amused themselves, and&#13;
that the Britannic Sunday was not frightening. But I told her that all&#13;
our Sunday entertainment was not yet at end, that Robert, when he had&#13;
taken her home to their hotel, was going to drink a whisky-and-soda&#13;
with me at the club, and that then I would take him on to an hospitable&#13;
house, where _chemin de fer_ is played, and that if there was no police&#13;
raid she would see him back about five A.M.</p><p>My little French cousin looked at me to see whether I was serious,&#13;
laughed in my face, and taking Robert by the arm led him to the taxi&#13;
that was waiting for them.</p><p>VII</p><p>THE CAFÉ ROYAL</p><p>One of the questions people are fond of asking and, like "jesting&#13;
Pilate," do not stay to have answered, is, "Which is the best place in&#13;
London at which to dine?" This is generally only a prologue to their&#13;
opinion on the subject, but when it is an inquiry, and not an overture,&#13;
I always reply by another question, "Whom are you going to take out to&#13;
dine?" for there are so many "best places" that the selection of the&#13;
right one depends entirely on what are the tastes of the person, or&#13;
persons, you wish to please.--If a man were to answer _my_ question&#13;
by saying that he wished to entertain some bachelors of his own ripe&#13;
age and ripe tastes, and that he would like to go somewhere where the&#13;
food is very good, the rooms comfortable, and where there is no band to&#13;
interfere with conversation, I should diagnose his case at once as a&#13;
Café Royal one.</p><p>The Café Royal is pleasantly conservative, and it is more like a good&#13;
French restaurant of the Second Empire than is any other dining-place&#13;
I know in London. Its fame has reached to all other countries in&#13;
the world, and a French waiter who hopes to become in due time a&#13;
manager looks on an engagement at "The Café" as a step in his career.&#13;
Therefore, if ever you feel inclined to be tight-fisted in the matter&#13;
of tips to the waiters at the Café Royal, reflect that you may meet&#13;
them again where their good word can help to make a meal comfortable&#13;
for you. Once in Paris, when I went to dine at Maire's, far up the&#13;
boulevards, a restaurant into which I had not been for years, I was&#13;
surprised to be received as though I was the prodigal son of the&#13;
establishment, a _maître d'hôtel_ taking especial care to find a&#13;
pleasant table for me, and suggesting various dishes from the _carte du&#13;
jour_, which shaped into a dinner after my own heart. I asked him if I&#13;
had ever seen him before, and he replied: "I waited on monsieur at the&#13;
Café Royal in the days when he used to drink the _Cliquot vin rosée_."&#13;
I pause here to sigh regretfully over the memory of that _cuvée_ of&#13;
Cliquot, at which many men shied because of its colour, but which was&#13;
the most delightful wine that ever came from the great house of the&#13;
widow of Rheims. On the first occasion that I entered the restaurant&#13;
of the Esplanade Hotel in Berlin, feeling rather like a boy going to a&#13;
new school, I was received by a _maître d'hôtel_ who knew that I liked&#13;
a table at the side of the room, suggested to me three of the lightest&#13;
dishes on the _carte_ as my dinner, and told me that he remembered that&#13;
at the Café Royal I always asked for the table in the far corner of the&#13;
first room and that I liked short and light dinners.</p><p>It may be that in a few years, when the Quadrant of Regent Street must&#13;
be rebuilt, and all the other houses in it will be obliged to conform&#13;
in some respects to the Piccadilly Hotel, the sample building of the&#13;
new style, the Café Royal as we know it to-day may be altered in&#13;
appearance and in the arrangement of its rooms, but I hope that this&#13;
will not happen in my time. It was the first restaurant at which I&#13;
learned the joys of dining out in pleasant company--a _sole Colbert_,&#13;
a _Chateaubriand_ and _pommes sautés_, an _omelette au rhum_ and a&#13;
bottle of good Burgundy was my idea of a suitable dinner in those my&#13;
strenuous days, and I have for the house all the affection I have for&#13;
old friends. The influence of Madame Nicols is against any unnecessary&#13;
change. An old lady with white hair and dressed in black walks every&#13;
day through the rooms of the Café Royal, and the habitués know that&#13;
this is Madame Nicols on her tour of inspection. She still gives&#13;
personal supervision to the work in the linen-room, as she did in the&#13;
early days of the café, and her wish is that everything should remain&#13;
as much as is possible as it was when M. Nicols was alive.</p><p>There is a romance in the history of most restaurants that have existed&#13;
for any length of time, and the rise of the Café Royal from small&#13;
beginnings is interwoven with the Franco-Prussian War and with the rise&#13;
and destruction of the Commune. On 11th February 1865 M. Daniel Nicols,&#13;
who had been in the wine trade at Bercy, that part of Paris where the&#13;
great wine depots are, opened a modest little café-restaurant in the&#13;
lower part of Regent Street. It occupied the space where the entrance&#13;
and hall now are. A photograph of the front of the house at that time&#13;
is extant, showing the plate-glass window with a broad brass band below&#13;
it, and on the glass in white letters announcements of the good things&#13;
to be found within. In front of the modest doorway stands M. Nicols,&#13;
looking very proud of his establishment, while two of his friends lean&#13;
gracefully against the pilasters of the entrance, and the head waiter&#13;
stands respectfully a step or two farther back. On the little balcony&#13;
before the windows of the entresol stand the ladies of M. Nicols'&#13;
family. The interior of the window was in those days decked with&#13;
salads and with any foods that looked tempting, to catch the attention&#13;
of the passer-by. In fact, it was just such an unpretentious little&#13;
restaurant as any young foreigner coming to London and determined&#13;
to make a competence might start nowadays hoping that Fortune would&#13;
turn her wheel in his direction. But most young foreigners do not&#13;
have the chance, or the judgment, to establish themselves in Regent&#13;
Street. I have a dim memory when I was a schoolboy of being impressed&#13;
by some stuffed pheasants in the Café Royal window, and at the time&#13;
of the great war I was first taken inside it to meet there a distant&#13;
connection of my family, a Buonapartist, who had been one of the&#13;
Empress's ministers during the short period when the Government of&#13;
France fell into her hands and had gone into exile when the Republic&#13;
was proclaimed. Those are my first two recollections of the Café Royal.</p><p>It was the flood of non-combatants and political exiles, business men,&#13;
authors and actors; Red Republicans, Monarchists, and Buonapartists,&#13;
whom the war and the political upheavals in France sent over to this&#13;
country, that made the fortune of the little restaurant. However&#13;
they might differ as to the colour of their politics, they were all&#13;
Frenchmen, they all sighed for the blue skies of France; they found&#13;
in the Café Royal a little corner of their beloved native land, and&#13;
they naturally all gravitated to it. The house was much too small for&#13;
the number of its frequenters, when, fortunately, the old Union Tavern&#13;
in Glasshouse Street came into the market, was bought, and converted&#13;
into the café as we know it, with its painted ceiling and its wealth&#13;
of gilding, and the restaurant and the private dining-rooms were&#13;
established on the other floors. This was the first of many extensions&#13;
and alterations. A building on the Air Street side was absorbed,&#13;
and a billiard-room established on the ground floor, but very soon&#13;
the billiard-tables were given marching orders, and the space they&#13;
occupied was turned into a grill-room. An enlargement of the kitchen,&#13;
the installation of a lift on the Air Street side, the making of a&#13;
little ante-room and cloakrooms outside the restaurant--before this&#13;
improvement any man waiting for a lady who was going to dine with him&#13;
did so in the passage leading to the café or on the stairs--and the&#13;
construction somewhere very near the roof of a masonic temple and a&#13;
ballroom were all additions.</p><p>M. Nicols and Madame Nicols gave personal attention to all details, and&#13;
the experience M. Nicols had gained at Bercy was of great use to him in&#13;
laying down the fine cellar of wines, particularly of red wines, which&#13;
is the great pride of the house. To draw a very fine distinction, I&#13;
would say of the Café Royal that it is a restaurant to which gourmets&#13;
go to drink fine wines and to eat good food therewith, while at other&#13;
first-class restaurants gourmets go to eat good food and to drink&#13;
fine wines therewith. The only cellar of red wines that I know which&#13;
can compare with that of the Café Royal is the cellar of Voisin's in&#13;
Paris. The wine-list of the Café Royal is splendidly comprehensive,&#13;
and in its pages are to be found all the fine wines grown in Europe,&#13;
even Switzerland being recognised, and the wines of the Rhone Valley&#13;
above the Lake of Geneva being given a place in the book. M. Delacoste,&#13;
the first manager I remember at the Café Royal, under M. Nicols, was a&#13;
great authority on wines, and he bought so largely that there came a&#13;
time when M. Nicols recognised that his clients with the utmost good&#13;
will could never drink all the wine laid down for them, and sold a&#13;
portion of it by auction. Other managers of the Café Royal have been&#13;
Wolschleger; Oddenino, who was appointed when M. Nicols died in 1897,&#13;
and during whose tenancy of the post many of the improvements in the&#13;
house were made; Gerard, mighty of girth, who had been in the kitchen&#13;
of the Café Anglais under Dugleré, and who moved on to the Ocean Hotel,&#13;
Sandown; and now Judah, who had been manager of the Cecil, and who&#13;
keeps a very steady hand on the tiller. M. Judah, on the occasion of&#13;
the visit of the President of the French Republic to London in 1913,&#13;
was created an officer of the Order of Mérite Agricole.</p><p>Sportsmen have always had a special affection for the Café Royal. The&#13;
men who were prominent in the revival of road-coaching were all patrons&#13;
of the restaurant, and any night you may see half-a-dozen well-known&#13;
owners of race-horses dining there. The Stage, the Stock Exchange, and&#13;
Literature also have a liking for the old house, and hunting men love&#13;
it.</p><p>When I mentioned it as the ideal place for a dinner of bachelor&#13;
gourmets, I did not mean that men do not bring their wives and sisters&#13;
and sweethearts there. They do. But the Café Royal does not lay itself&#13;
out to capture the ladies. I never heard of anyone having afternoon tea&#13;
there, and when a lady tells me that she likes dining at the Café Royal&#13;
I always mentally give her a good mark, for it shows that she places in&#13;
her affections good things to drink and good things to eat before those&#13;
"springes to catch woodcock," gipsy bands in crimson coats, and palm&#13;
lounges.</p><p>In the great gilded cage of the restaurant and the big room the windows&#13;
of which open on to Glasshouse Street, the custom is to eat the lunch&#13;
of the day, or to select dishes from it, while dinner is an _à la&#13;
carte_ meal. If one entertains a lady at dinner one probably orders a&#13;
dinner which canters through the accepted courses, and I have by me the&#13;
menu of such a one:</p><p>Hors d'œuvre Russe.&#13;
                              Pot-au-feu.&#13;
                             Sole Waleska.&#13;
                     Noisette d'agneau Lavallière.&#13;
                     Haricots verts à l'Anglaise.&#13;
                         Parfait de foie gras.&#13;
                          Caille en cocotte.&#13;
                                Salade.&#13;
                              Pôle Nord.</p><p>And with this dinner we drank a good bottle of St Marceaux.</p><p>But men when they dine together think little of the rightful sequence&#13;
of courses, and order what their taste prompts them to eat. I have&#13;
dined at the Café Royal, and dined well on _moules Marinières_--and&#13;
one can eat _moules_ at the Café without fear, half a cold grouse, a&#13;
salad and a _petit Suisse_ cheese. When the ham is a dish of the day it&#13;
always tempts me, for the Café Royal hams are princes of their kind,&#13;
and the cold _mousses_ that the _chef de cuisine_, M. François Maître,&#13;
makes are beautifully light. The specialities of the cuisine of the&#13;
Café Royal are _œufs Magenta, œufs Wallace, homard Thérmidor, sole&#13;
Beaumanoir, filet de sole Simone, darne de saumon à l'Ecossaise, truite&#13;
Dartois, turbotin Paysanne, poularde bisque, faisan Carême, perdreau à&#13;
la Royal, caille Châtelaine, poulet sauté Sigurd, suprême de volaille à&#13;
la Patti, tournedos Figaro, noisette de pré salé moderne, côte d'agneau&#13;
Sultane, filet de bœuf Cambacères, selle d'agneau favorite._</p><p>Down in the café a _table d'hôte_ meal is served, wonderful value&#13;
for very few shillings, but I am not smoke-proof, and I like eating&#13;
my meals without the taste and smell of tobacco added to them. The&#13;
grill-room is always full, and perhaps more solid eating, of juicy&#13;
fillets and grilled chops and cutlets, is done there than anywhere else&#13;
in the house, except in the banqueting-rooms. I have banqueted with&#13;
the Bons Frères, a club of cheery connoisseurs who like their dinner&#13;
to be light and the songs that follow it also to be airy, in the great&#13;
gilded banqueting-room with, as part of its decoration, many crowned&#13;
N's, which might stand for Napoleon, but really indicate Nicols; I&#13;
have dined in smaller rooms with the Foxhunters' Lodge, and with many&#13;
other groups of good Freemasons and good diners; I have assisted at "Au&#13;
Revoir" banquets without number, and I know when I am bidden to feast&#13;
in a private room at the Café Royal that I shall be given a good dinner&#13;
on sound if perhaps conservative lines. This menu of a banquet given&#13;
not long since, which is typical, will convey more what I mean than&#13;
many words of description:</p><p>Natives.&#13;
                            Petite Marmite.&#13;
                        Saumon Sauce Genévoise.&#13;
                             Blanchailles.&#13;
                          Caille à la Cavour.&#13;
                    Jambon d'York aux Petits Pois.&#13;
                     Caneton de Rouen à la Presse.&#13;
                           Salade d'Orange.&#13;
                        Asperges Sauce Divine.&#13;
                           Bombe Alexandra.&#13;
                              Friandises.&#13;
                            Os à la Moëlle.&#13;
                                 Café.&#13;
                               Dessert.</p><p>VINS.&#13;
                         Graves Monopole, Dry.&#13;
                       Heidsieck and Co., 1898.&#13;
                         Louis Roederer, 1899.&#13;
                         Ch. Le Tertre, 1888.&#13;
                         Martinez Port, 1884.&#13;
                         Denis Mouniés, 1860.&#13;
                               Liqueurs.</p><p>As a final word of praise for the Café Royal, let me record that just&#13;
as many of its waiters grow grey-headed in its service, so the steps of&#13;
any man who is a lover of good cheer and who has been an habitué of the&#13;
restaurant seem unconsciously to lead him to its doors. It was my first&#13;
love amongst the restaurants, and--well, you know how the proverb runs.</p><p>VIII</p><p>OYSTER-HOUSES</p><p>The great catastrophe of my life, I think, was that the first oyster&#13;
I ate was a bad one. I was at school for a year or two at Dedham, as&#13;
a preparation for Harrow, and Dedham is in Essex, and not far from&#13;
Colchester. An old man used to wheel a barrow of oysters to the playing&#13;
field, and dispensed his shell-fish at a penny an oyster. One day when&#13;
I was in funds I thought that I would begin to enjoy the luxuries of&#13;
life, and bought an oyster. That oyster was a bad one. Not just an&#13;
ordinary bad oyster, but of a superlative badness, the most horrible&#13;
oyster that any small boy ever tried to swallow--and failed. The memory&#13;
of that oyster kept me for many years from making a second attempt.&#13;
When I was first bidden to a Colchester oyster feast and sat amidst&#13;
Cabinet Ministers and mayors and aldermen in their robes of office,&#13;
and generals and admirals all pitching into the bivalves like winking,&#13;
I, to the great surprise of the waiters, ate twice as many oysters&#13;
as any alderman present. Had I been given an opportunity of making a&#13;
speech after lunch I should have told the assembled company that my&#13;
unparalleled feat in the absorption of Colchester natives that day was&#13;
my revenge for the horrors of the first Colchester oyster I tried to&#13;
eat one sunlit spring afternoon on the Dedham playing field. I have not&#13;
yet been invited by a Mayor of Whitstable to accompany him to sea to&#13;
eat oysters afloat on the first day of the dredging season, but I have&#13;
eaten many oysters plain and oysters scalloped at the "Bear and Key,"&#13;
and I never have had a grudge against any individual Whitstable oyster,&#13;
so there is no injury to redress.</p><p>All this, I know, should be reserved for my autobiography; but as I am&#13;
never likely to autobiograph myself it has to be set down here.</p><p>And now to talk of some of the oyster-houses of London. If on the "Roof&#13;
of the World," the great tableland of Thibet, one British explorer met&#13;
another British explorer, and the first man suddenly said "Scott's!"&#13;
the second man inevitably would answer "Oysters," for Scott's window at&#13;
the top of the Haymarket, with its little barrels of oysters and its&#13;
crimson lobsters reposing on beds of salad stuff, and its big crabs&#13;
lying on their backs and folding their vandyke-brown claws, as if in&#13;
pious meditation, over their buff stomachs, is one of the landmarks of&#13;
London. The old Scott's, before the fire that gutted it, has faded from&#13;
the memory of most Londoners, and the new building, with its pillars,&#13;
which are apparently of mother-o'-pearl pressed into black marble,&#13;
with bands of ornamental brass about them, and its red blinds and&#13;
red-shaded lamps in the upper storeys, is accepted as being the hub of&#13;
the West End of London, just as the old one was. Inside the doors are&#13;
the two marble-topped counters with piles of plates upon them, and on&#13;
their fronts long napkins hanging from rails. Behind the counters men&#13;
in white jackets are busy opening oysters and pouring out tumblers of&#13;
stout and glasses of Chablis all day long. There are on the counters&#13;
stacks of thin slices of brown bread and butter and other stacks of&#13;
sandwiches of various kinds of fish and plates of prawns of coral-pink.&#13;
I know of no better place than this wide oyster hall of Scott's for a&#13;
theatre-goer to eat a very light meal before going early to a theatre&#13;
when he intends to sup luxuriously after the show. Scott's, though&#13;
its shell-fish are its trump cards, desires to be all things to all&#13;
men, and to all women. It possesses a "dive" in its basement with tiled&#13;
walls, on which Japanese fish swim in and out through Japanesy weeds,&#13;
and behind the oyster hall is the grill-room, shut off from draughts by&#13;
a great glass screen, in which a white-clothed cook stands with a table&#13;
of viands at his elbow, turning the chops and steaks, sausages and&#13;
rashers on the big grill. Upstairs there is an _à la carte_ restaurant,&#13;
where all kinds of luxuries are obtainable, and Scott's is a very&#13;
popular place at which to sup after the theatre.</p><p>If you would like to see how popular oysters are with Londoners at&#13;
lunch-time, come with me to the Macclesfield in the street of that&#13;
name leading out of Shaftesbury Avenue. When "Papa" De Hem first took&#13;
over the Macclesfield it was just a public-house in the Soho district,&#13;
but "Papa," who is a veteran of the Franco-Prussian War, and who was&#13;
through the Siege of Paris, brought the thorough methods of an old&#13;
soldier to bear upon the house. He turned all the old clientele out of&#13;
its doors, and, though he kept a bar in the premises, it was by selling&#13;
very large quantities of Whitstable oysters at a price that left him&#13;
a very small profit that he saw his way to a fortune. Journalists and&#13;
actors and artists and other dwellers in the realms of artistic Bohemia&#13;
soon learnt of the new resort. Dagonet chatted of it in _Mustard and&#13;
Cress_, Pitcher told tales concerning it in _Gals' Gossip_, and took&#13;
the chair at the smoking concerts for charities held in the grotto&#13;
upstairs, and as the prices have been kept rigorously low, and as the&#13;
oysters have always been excellent, the Macclesfield is now one of&#13;
the most popular oyster-houses in London. Come in through the glass&#13;
door, and you find on one side the long bar, and on the other side&#13;
little tables, at which every seat is occupied by lunchers who are&#13;
eating Whitstables on the deep shell, or oyster stew, or oysters&#13;
fried, or oysters grilled, or broiled lobsters, or the mayonnaise&#13;
of lobster which is one of the specialities of the house. There are&#13;
luncheon dishes of meat and fowl also obtainable, but when I go to the&#13;
Macclesfield I go there to eat shell-fish, and am not to be turned&#13;
from my purpose by any roast chicken or grilled chop. We are not in&#13;
the least likely to find a vacant seat at any of these first tables,&#13;
so we will move on into the wider space where is the oyster bar, with&#13;
men in white behind it, busy with their oyster knives, and behind them&#13;
a background of barrels of Meux's stout. Here is the entrance to the&#13;
grotto--an entrance beautified by trellis-work and Japanese lanterns.&#13;
The walls of the grotto are of oyster-shells, with here and there an&#13;
irregular piece of mirror showing through, and all Papa De Hem's best&#13;
customers have written their names on the oyster-shells. The tables&#13;
in the grotto are set close together, and there are two of them in a&#13;
snug corner, towards which every customer first makes his way, only&#13;
to find nine times out of ten that there is no place for him. The&#13;
waitresses bustle about, and the proprietor has a word to say to all&#13;
old friends. Upstairs on the first floor is another grotto, larger than&#13;
the downstairs one, and quieter, and here ladies are often brought to&#13;
lunch.</p><p>Stout is the classic accompaniment to oysters, and it is possible to&#13;
eat the bivalves actually in the shadow of Meux's great Horseshoe&#13;
Brewery, for the Horseshoe Tavern next door has an oyster dive down in&#13;
the basement, just below its grill-room. On the way down to the dive&#13;
you pass the great spirit casks of the Horseshoe safely placed behind a&#13;
grille, the biggest cask of all being that of the ten-year-old "Annie&#13;
Laurie" whisky, which holds 1000 gallons. The oyster bar resembles a&#13;
horseshoe in shape, and behind it is a wall of small kegs of Meux's&#13;
stout. The Horseshoe is a good old-fashioned British house, with one of&#13;
the largest open fires in London, and I remember that once when there&#13;
was an especially splendid haunch of venison to be cooked for a party&#13;
of gourmets Mr Baker was approached, and the venison feast was held at&#13;
the Horseshoe.</p><p>Rule's Oyster-house, in Maiden Lane, in the window of which are two&#13;
huge shells from Singapore and many big champagne bottles, is a house&#13;
of many associations with the men of the pen of Victorian days. Albert&#13;
Smith was the demigod of the establishment. Mark Lemon, Douglas&#13;
Jerrold, Henry Irving, Besant and Rice, Thackeray, Wilkie Collins,&#13;
Yates and Sala were some of the men who used to eat oysters in Maiden&#13;
Lane and who have accorded appreciation of them. There are busts and&#13;
portraits on the walls of the rooms of many theatrical celebrities, and&#13;
in one room is a fine collection of Dighton caricatures.</p><p>White's and Gow's, in the Strand, both old-established fish and oyster&#13;
houses, each deserve a word, and the Chandos, over against the National&#13;
Portrait Gallery, gives its oyster-eating patrons six oysters, a glass&#13;
of stout, and bread and butter for a shilling.</p><p>Sweeting's, in Fleet Street, is especially dear to me, because of&#13;
its sawdusted floor. The front of the house has been set back in the&#13;
widening of the street, but the house remains very much as it was. By&#13;
the marble-topped counters are wooden stools, on which the lunchers&#13;
perch like sparrows, and besides the oysters there are fish snacks and&#13;
big lobsters, and on one of the counters is a selection of sandwiches&#13;
of all kinds. Upstairs there are two floors of dining-rooms for people&#13;
who want something more solid than oysters or sandwiches.</p><p>No chapter on oyster-houses would be complete without reference to&#13;
Driver's in Glasshouse Street, and Wilton's in King Street, both&#13;
houses which supply the clubs and great restaurants with oysters, and&#13;
which, as well, open oysters for hungry customers at their counters.&#13;
At Driver's a little screen of stained glass only partially conceals&#13;
the oysters which are spread out on the broad space behind the glass.&#13;
On the door is the simple legend, "Driver, Oysterman," and inside&#13;
are three black-coated men opening oysters behind the counter. In a&#13;
little glass box sits a lady cashier. This in old days used to be where&#13;
Mrs Driver sat, and could always spare time for a smile and a word&#13;
to an old customer. On the wall behind the counter is a board with&#13;
the orders for oysters contained by clips, and two shelves, on which&#13;
are rows of big shells, showing wide surfaces of mother-o'-pearl. A&#13;
little staircase leads to an upper room, where sybarites can sit and&#13;
eat oysters and caviare and bread and cheese, and there is a little&#13;
table downstairs tucked away behind the staircase; but I am one of the&#13;
stalwarts who have always stood at the counter at Driver's to eat my&#13;
oysters and to wipe my fingers afterwards on the pendant napkins.</p><p>Behind Wilton's plate-glass windows there are warrants suitably&#13;
framed, and the proprietor is generally to be seen either behind his&#13;
counting-desk or the little oyster bar in the spacious shop. Wilton's&#13;
at one time used to purvey Irish oysters, as well as other British&#13;
varieties, but the supply was so uncertain that they have been taken&#13;
off the list.</p><p>If I have omitted to give the prices of the oysters at the various&#13;
oyster-houses, it is because they vary so much. One can buy native&#13;
oysters in the shops at Whitstable for 1s. a dozen, or 1s. 9d. for&#13;
twenty-five. By the time they arrive in London their cheapest price is&#13;
1s. 6d. a dozen, and the specially selected ones, which are sometimes&#13;
called "Royal Natives," cost as much at some oyster-houses as 3s. 6d.&#13;
a dozen. Seconds, Anglo-Dutch and Anglo-Portuguese are each a step&#13;
lower down in price. American oysters are to be obtained in Paris at&#13;
Prunier's, but I know of no house in London at the present time which&#13;
imports them. Ten years ago they were obtainable at two of the houses.</p><p>IX</p><p>WHITEBAIT AT GREENWICH</p><p>Gone are the great days of the whitebait dinners at Blackwall and&#13;
Greenwich. No longer does _The Morning Post_ ever publish such a&#13;
paragraph as this, "Yesterday the Cabinet Ministers went down the&#13;
river in the ordnance barges to Lovegrove's West India Dock Tavern,&#13;
Blackwall, to partake of their annual fish dinner. Covers were laid&#13;
for thirty-five gentlemen," which appeared on 10th September 1835. No&#13;
longer is there a great rivalry between the two Greenwich taverns, the&#13;
Trafalgar and the Ship. The Ship still remains and the whitebait have&#13;
not deserted the Thames, but though at intervals I read paragraphs that&#13;
fish dinners are still to be obtained at the Ship, I never meet anyone&#13;
who has journeyed to Greenwich to see whether this is so, and the last&#13;
time that I went there to dine my reception was so chilly that I have&#13;
not experimented again. But the account of that dinner may interest&#13;
as showing what a Greenwich fish dinner was in the days of good King&#13;
Edward.</p><p>*       *       *       *       *</p><p>It was pleasant to see Miss Dainty's (of all the principal London&#13;
theatres) handwriting again. She had been very ill--at the point of&#13;
death, indeed--owing to a sprained ankle, which prevented her going&#13;
to Ascot, for which race meeting she had ordered three dresses, each&#13;
of which was a dream. When was I going to take her out to dinner? The&#13;
parrot was very well, but was pecking the feathers out of his tail.&#13;
She had some new pets--two goldfish, whose glass bowl had been broken&#13;
and who now lived in a big yellow vase. The cat had eaten one of the&#13;
lovebirds, and was ill for two days afterwards. The pug had been&#13;
exchanged for a fox-terrier--Jack, the dearest dog in the world. Jack&#13;
had gone up the river on the electric launch and had fought two dogs,&#13;
and had been bitten over the eye, and had covered all his mistress's&#13;
white piqué skirt with blood; but for all that he was a duck and his&#13;
mother's own darling.</p><p>This, much summarised, was the pretty little lady's letter, and I wrote&#13;
back at once to say that the pleasure of entertaining a princess of&#13;
the blood-royal was as nothing to the honour of her company, and if&#13;
the foot was well enough, would she honour me with her presence at&#13;
dinner anywhere she liked? And, as the weather had turned tropical, I&#13;
suggested either Greenwich or the restaurant at Earl's Court.</p><p>For Greenwich the fair lady gave her decision, and then I made a&#13;
further suggestion: that, if she did not mind unaristocratic company,&#13;
the pleasantest way was to go by boat.</p><p>This suggestion was accepted, and Miss Dainty in the late afternoon&#13;
called for me at a dingy Fleet Street office. I was delighted to see&#13;
the little lady, looking very fresh and nice as she sat back in her&#13;
cab, and I trust that my face showed nothing except pleasure when I&#13;
perceived a small fox-terrier with a large muzzle and a long leash&#13;
sitting by her side. Miss Dainty explained that as she had allowed her&#13;
maid to go out for the afternoon she had to bring Jack, and of course I&#13;
said that I was delighted.</p><p>We embarked at the Temple pier on a boat, which was as most river&#13;
boats are. There were gentlemen who had neglected to shave, smoking&#13;
strong pipes; there were affable ladies of a conversational tendency&#13;
and there were a violin and harp; but there were as a compensation all&#13;
the beautiful sights of the river to be seen, the cathedral-like Tower&#13;
Bridge, the forest of shipping, the red-sailed boats fighting their way&#13;
up against the tide, the line of barges in picturesque zigzag following&#13;
the puffing tugs; and all these things Miss Dainty saw and appreciated.&#13;
There was much to tell, too, that Miss Dainty had not written in her&#13;
letter, and Jack was a never-failing source of interest. Jack wound&#13;
his leash round the legs of the pipe-smoking gentlemen, was not quite&#13;
sure that the babies of the conversational ladies were not things that&#13;
he ought to eat, and at intervals wanted to go overboard and fight&#13;
imaginary dogs in the Thames.</p><p>Arrived at Greenwich, at the Ship (the tavern with a rather dingy&#13;
front, with two tiers of bow windows, with its little garden gay with&#13;
white and green lamps, and with its fountain and rockery which had bits&#13;
of paper and straws floating in the basin), I asked for the proprietor.&#13;
Mr Bale, thick-set, and with a little moustache, came out of his room,&#13;
and whether it was that Fleet Street and the Thames had given me a&#13;
tramplike appearance, or whether it was that he did not at once take a&#13;
fancy to Jack, I could not say, but he did not seem overjoyed to see&#13;
us. Yet presently he thawed, told me that he had kept a table by the&#13;
window for us, and that our dinner would be ready at six-thirty as I&#13;
had telegraphed.</p><p>In the meantime I suggested that we should see the rest of the house.&#13;
"Would it not be better to leave the dog downstairs?" suggested Mr&#13;
Bale, and Jack was tied up somewhere below, while we went round the&#13;
upper two storeys of dining-rooms--for the Ship is a house of nothing&#13;
but dining-rooms. It is a tavern, not a hotel, and there are no&#13;
bedrooms for guests. We went into the pleasant bow-windowed rooms on&#13;
the first floor, in one of which a table was laid ready, with a very&#13;
beautiful decoration of pink and white flowers, and in the other of&#13;
which stand the busts of Fox and Pitt. We looked at the two curious&#13;
wooden images in the passage, at the chairs with the picture of a ship&#13;
let into their backs, and at the flags of all nations which hang in the&#13;
long banqueting-room; and all the time Jack, tied up below, lifted up&#13;
his voice and wept.</p><p>I asked if Jack might be allowed to come into the dining-room and sit&#13;
beside his mistress while we had dinner, giving the dog a character&#13;
for peacefulness and quiet for which I might have been prosecuted&#13;
for perjury; but it was against the rules of the house, and Mr Bale&#13;
suggested that if Jack was tied up to a pole of the awning just outside&#13;
the window he would be able to gaze through the glass at his mistress&#13;
and be happy.</p><p>A fine old Britannic waiter, who looked like a very much reduced copy&#13;
of Sir William Vernon-Harcourt, put down two round silver dishes,&#13;
lifted up the covers, and there were two _souchés_, one of salmon&#13;
and one of flounder. I helped Miss Dainty to some of the salmon and&#13;
filled her glass with the Pommery, which, after much thought, I had&#13;
selected from the wine list. But she touched neither; her eyes were on&#13;
Jack outside, for that accomplished dog, after doing a maypole dance&#13;
round the pole, had now arrived at the end of his leash--and incipient&#13;
strangulation. Miss Dainty went outside to rescue her pet from instant&#13;
death, and I, having eaten my _souché_, followed. Jack wanted water,&#13;
and a sympathetic hall porter who appeared on the scene volunteered&#13;
to get him a soup-plateful, and tie him somewhere where he could not&#13;
strangle himself.</p><p>The _souchés_ had been removed, and some lobster rissoles and fried&#13;
slips had taken their place. Miss Dainty took a rissole and ate it&#13;
while she watched the hall porter put Jack's plate of water down, and&#13;
I made short work of a slip and was going to try the rissoles when&#13;
Jack, in a plaintive tone of voice, informed the world that something&#13;
was the matter. His mistress understood him at once. The poor dear&#13;
would not drink his water unless she stood by; and this having been&#13;
proved by actual fact, Miss Dainty, with myself in attendance, came&#13;
back to find that whiting puddings and stewed eels had taken the place&#13;
of former dishes.</p><p>Miss Dainty took a small helping of the eels, looked at it, and then&#13;
turned her eyes again to Jack, who was going through a series of&#13;
gymnastics. I ate my whiting pudding, which I love, in fevered haste,&#13;
and had got half-way through my helping of eels when Miss Dainty&#13;
discovered what was the matter with Jack. The boys on the steps below&#13;
were annoying him, and the only way to keep him quiet would be to give&#13;
him some bones. The sympathetic hall porter again came to the rescue,&#13;
and Jack, under his mistress's eye, made fine trencher play with two&#13;
bones.</p><p>There was a look of reproach in the veteran waiter's eye when we came&#13;
back and found that the crab omelette and salmon cutlets _à l'indienne_&#13;
were cooling. I tried to draw Miss Dainty's attention away from Jack. I&#13;
told her how Mr Punch had called her Faustine, and had written a page&#13;
about her; but when she found there was nothing to quote in her book of&#13;
press notices she lost all interest in the hump-backed gentleman.</p><p>With the advent of the plain whitebait a new danger to Jack arose.&#13;
A turtle was brought by three men on to the lawn and turned loose,&#13;
and Miss Dainty had to go out and assure herself that Jack was not&#13;
frightened, and that the turtle was not meditating an attack upon him.</p><p>The turtle was found to be a harmless and interesting insect, and&#13;
having been shown, with practical illustrations, how the beast was&#13;
captured by savages, Miss Dainty took great pity on it, collected water&#13;
in the soup-plate from the fountain, poured it over its head, and tried&#13;
to induce it to drink, which the turtle steadfastly refused to do.</p><p>The veteran waiter was stern when we returned and found the devilled&#13;
whitebait on the table. I told him to bring the coffee and liqueurs and&#13;
bill out into the garden, because Miss Dainty, having been separated&#13;
from her dog so long, wanted to nurse and pet him.</p><p>This was the bill: Two dinners, 14s.; one Pommery, 18s.; two liqueurs,&#13;
1s. 6d.; coffee, 1s.; attendance, 1s.; total, £1, 15s. 6d.</p><p>We sat and watched St Paul's stand clear against the sunset, and Miss&#13;
Dainty, her dog happy in her lap, suddenly said: "If you give this&#13;
place a good notice, I'll never speak to you again."</p><p>"Why?" I replied. "The whitebait was delicious, the whiting pudding&#13;
capital, the omelette good. I liked the fried slips and the rissoles."</p><p>"Yes, perhaps," said Miss Dainty, with a pout. "But they wouldn't let&#13;
me have my dog in the dining-room!"</p><p>X</p><p>THE CECIL</p><p>I wonder whether Jabez Balfour, the genius who jumped at Park Lane and&#13;
landed on Broadmoor, ever comes to London from his country retreat,&#13;
where, under another name, he earns his daily bread, and looks at&#13;
the great palaces which were one of his money-spinning schemes and&#13;
notes the changes that are made in them. He certainly would scarcely&#13;
recognise to-day in the modern Hotel Cecil the great red-brick and&#13;
stone block of chambers and flats which first grew up, some seventeen&#13;
or eighteen years ago, next to the Adelphi Terrace overlooking the&#13;
Embankment Gardens. A company with some very distinguished gentlemen&#13;
on the list of the directors was formed to buy the great building, and&#13;
they have worked with indomitable perseverance to make a house that was&#13;
not intended to be an hotel into one of the most comfortable hotels&#13;
in London, and to popularise a restaurant which at first refused to&#13;
respond to their efforts.</p><p>The Cecil Restaurant opened with a great flourish of trumpets, with&#13;
M. Bertini, a clever, quick-eyed, bearded Italian as manager, and M.&#13;
Coste, who was one of the greatest of the great chefs of the close of&#13;
the Victorian era, in command of the kitchens. But the company had been&#13;
in too great a hurry to begin to earn money, and the arrangements were&#13;
not yet working quite smoothly when London that dines and thinks about&#13;
its dinners was first asked to sit in judgment on the new dining-place.</p><p>The first roughnesses soon wore off; M. Bertini was an admirable&#13;
_maître d'hôtel_--I have lost sight of him of late years, but I think&#13;
he went for a time to South Africa, and he made a short appearance as&#13;
proprietor of a small restaurant in the Haymarket--and M. Coste, "the&#13;
old man," as the rest of the staff affectionately called him behind his&#13;
back, sent out through the doors that separate the kitchen from the&#13;
restaurant little dinners that delighted the palates of connoisseurs.&#13;
This propinquity of kitchen to restaurant is a great advantage. As you&#13;
sit at your table in the Cecil Restaurant you can, if you listen for&#13;
it, hear the voices of the men who call out the orders to the cooks--an&#13;
unceasing chant, a hymn to Gastronomy, and as a result no dish ever&#13;
comes cold to table at the Cecil Restaurant.</p><p>What, however, was radically wrong at first with the Cecil Restaurant&#13;
was its decoration. It is a very large, very high pillared hall, with&#13;
a glazed balcony overlooking the Victoria Gardens, and big windows on&#13;
the west giving a glorious view of Westminster; but its decorations&#13;
were at first too sombre in colour. The panelling was of walnut wood,&#13;
a large square of deep crimson velvet was embroidered with the Cecil&#13;
arms, the great mantelpieces of purple-grey Sicilian marble conformed&#13;
to the quiet scheme of colour, and the pillars and great window&#13;
casings all harmonised in the minor key. The mantelpieces are all&#13;
that remain to-day of the original scheme of colouring, and they are&#13;
scarcely noticeable amidst the shimmer of pink and white and gold.&#13;
A minor drawback was that the restaurant had no ante-room, and that&#13;
a dinner-giver had to await his guests in the bustling hall of the&#13;
hotel. People who dined at the Cecil Restaurant in those days praised&#13;
the cooking, and had nothing except good words for the attendance and&#13;
wine, but they said it was not "cheery." Nine out of ten ladies or men&#13;
did not trouble to analyse their feelings, but it was the coldness of&#13;
their surroundings that affected them.</p><p>To tear down all the decorations of a newly built hall is an heroic&#13;
remedy which no board of directors would willingly face, and before&#13;
this was done other less expensive remedies were tried. A separate&#13;
entrance for the restaurant was made in the courtyard, and a lounge&#13;
built and quite charmingly decorated. M. Paillard, the great Parisian&#13;
restaurateur, crossed the Channel and became for a time manager of&#13;
the restaurant, making with M. Coste in the kitchen a remarkable&#13;
combination of talent. A Roumanian band, fierce-looking gentlemen in&#13;
embroidered garments, who had been sensationally successful at one of&#13;
the great exhibitions in Paris, were imported, were perched up on a&#13;
rostrum and made the roof reverberate with their czardas. The services&#13;
of "Smiler," a curry-cook of great renown, were exclusively retained&#13;
for the Cecil. (Sherry's in New York offered "Smiler" large sums of&#13;
money to transfer his services, and he crossed the Atlantic with a&#13;
little band of underlings of his own nationality. "Smiler" travelled&#13;
first class, and the reporters on the other side not unnaturally&#13;
took him to be an Indian Prince on his travels. "Smiler" did not&#13;
undeceive them, and enjoyed for some days all the privileges given&#13;
to royalty in a republic. Then he reported at Sherry's.) Mr Hector&#13;
Tenant, the managing director of the Empire, joined the Cecil board,&#13;
and a series of variety performances after dinner on Sundays filled&#13;
the big restaurant to its holding capacity on those evenings. Harry&#13;
Lauder, concerning whose talent and fine voice everybody was talking&#13;
at that time, sang, I remember, on one of those occasions. But there&#13;
must have been some excellent reasons for not continuing these variety&#13;
performances, for after a time they ceased.</p><p>At last the board took its courage in both hands and redecorated&#13;
the restaurant from floor to ceiling. It is now a hall of white and&#13;
gold and pink. The panels are of Rose du Barri silk, the pillars are&#13;
gleaming white, while the frieze is of the lightest blue. A dark rose&#13;
carpet gives relief to this shimmering, shining restaurant, and in its&#13;
centre is a handsome table of many tiers for fruit and sweet things,&#13;
a table of gilt sphinx heads and many electric lamps. The waiters&#13;
wear knee-breeches; the band plays in an ante-room. The redecorated&#13;
restaurant at once jumped into the affections of the world that dines,&#13;
and further to add to the good temper of this place of butterfly&#13;
colouring, the directors engaged as the _maître d'hôtel_ in charge&#13;
of the restaurant, M. Califano, who is known to the patrons of the&#13;
Cecil as "Sunny Jim." One of the advantages with which M. Califano has&#13;
been endowed by Nature is a smiling face, and some wit at the time&#13;
that "Sunny Jim" was a favourite figure on all the hoardings, gave M.&#13;
Califano his nickname.</p><p>To complete their work of betterment, the board added to the restaurant&#13;
and hotel the new palm court, a sumptuous lounge, upholstered in&#13;
powdered blue and gold, which has eaten up more than a half of the&#13;
great forecourt of the Cecil. This forecourt, which was almost of&#13;
the size and shape of a Roman hippodrome, was a great comfort in&#13;
past days to the cabdrivers of London, for there was unlimited room&#13;
in it for them to wait to take up guests at the hotel; but it was a&#13;
great waste of space. The new palm court is a very splendid place,&#13;
and besides giving the restaurant a noble reception-room, it has shut&#13;
away from the hotel all the noise of the street and all the bustle of&#13;
the reception hall. It has, however, done away with the most American&#13;
spot in London, the space of paving outside the front entrance of&#13;
the Cecil which used to be known as "The Beach." Here used to be cane&#13;
chairs and rocking-chairs and piles of luggage, and a newspaper stall,&#13;
and in the summer-time pretty girls sunning themselves, and waiters&#13;
hurrying to and fro with cold drinks and long straws in them; and the&#13;
American guests of the hotel who loved the brightness and the bustle&#13;
of the spot christened it "The Beach," and preferred it to any of the&#13;
gilded parlours inside the hotel. The new palm court, however, in a&#13;
stately manner, has taken the place of "The Beach" as a meeting-ground&#13;
for the hotel guests. Mr Kaiser, the general manager of the Hotel&#13;
Cecil, tells me that the building of this fine lounge has been of&#13;
benefit to the restaurant as giving a finishing touch to its comforts,&#13;
and I have no doubt that this is so, for dining in the restaurant, I&#13;
found it comfortably filled by people staying in the hotel, and guests&#13;
from outside, and "Sunny Jim" told me of the vast numbers whom on&#13;
such special occasions as Christmas and New Year's Eve he manages to&#13;
accommodate in the restaurant and balcony.</p><p>I ate the Cecilian dinner, a seven-and-sixpenny _table d'hôte_ meal,&#13;
which I found quite excellent. This is the menu:</p><p>Huîtres Natives on Hors d'Œuvre.&#13;
                          Consommé Princesse.&#13;
                           Crème Parisienne.&#13;
                        Filets de Sole Carême.&#13;
                     Quartier d'Agneau Arléquine.&#13;
                            Pommes Macaire.&#13;
                  Caille en Cocotte au Jus d'Ananas.&#13;
                                Salade.&#13;
                     Asperges, Sauce Hollandaise.&#13;
                         Glacé à l'Andalouse.&#13;
                              Friandises.</p><p>The delicate sauce with the sole, the neatness of the garnish of the&#13;
vegetables with the quarter of lamb, the plumpness of the quail and&#13;
their contrast of taste with the pine-apple, would have assured me that&#13;
the kitchen is in first-class hands, even had I not known that M. Jean&#13;
Alletru, a chef who stands very high in the estimation of his brother&#13;
chefs, had succeeded M. Coste, when that great man retired.</p><p>I might have spent a shilling less and have eaten an alternative dinner&#13;
without the oysters in it, or I might have taken advantage of an&#13;
arrangement by which anyone dining at the Cecil can pay a fixed price&#13;
for his or her dinner, and choose practically anything they like from&#13;
the _carte du jour_, which is a very ample one, and which generally&#13;
contains some of the _spécialités_ created by M. Alletru. This is the&#13;
list of these _spécialités_ and a couple of very pretty little dinners&#13;
can be arranged from amongst them, the only thing needed in addition&#13;
being a soup. _Tomate en surprise au caviar, turbotin Prince de Galles,&#13;
filet de sole Clarence, timbale de truite froide Norvégienne, ris de&#13;
veau St Cloud, caille à la Salvini, poitrine de volaille Providence,&#13;
selle d'agneau Cecil, poularde à la Jacques, fraises Tetrazzini,&#13;
bouteille de champagne en surprise._</p><p>I have given high praise to M. Alletru, but the highest praise that a&#13;
_maître-chef_ can receive is that which comes from his brothers in art,&#13;
and no higher compliment could be paid to the management of the Hotel&#13;
Cecil and their _chef de cuisine_ than that the Ligue des Gourmands,&#13;
the association of all the principal French chefs in England, when they&#13;
held their first Dîner d'Epicure under the presidency of M. Escoffier,&#13;
placed themselves in the hands of the Cecil and of M. Alletru, who,&#13;
with his brigade of cooks, sent to table the dinner that M. Escoffier&#13;
had designed. If I print the menu of this banquet, a banquet at which&#13;
there were three hundred guests present, in preference to that of&#13;
any of the many banquets at which I have been a guest in the great&#13;
banqueting halls of the Cecil, it is because in my opinion it is the&#13;
perfection of a dinner of ceremony. The _Dodine_ and the _Fraises&#13;
Sarah-Bernhardt_ were the two sensational dishes of the feast, but&#13;
it is not a dinner of many courses of rich food, and is interesting&#13;
without being heavy:</p><p>Hors d'œuvre.&#13;
                       Petite Marmite Béarnaise.&#13;
                 Truite Saumonée aux Crevettes Roses.&#13;
                    Dodine de Canard au Chambertin.&#13;
                     Nouilles au Beurre Noisette.&#13;
                  Agneau de Pauillac à la Bordelaise.&#13;
                     Petits pois frais de Clamart.&#13;
                          Poularde de France.&#13;
                  Cœur de Romaine aux Pommes d'Amour.&#13;
                Asperges d'Argenteuil Crème Mousseline.&#13;
                       Fraises Sarah-Bernhardt.&#13;
                               Dessert.&#13;
                            Café--Liqueurs.&#13;
                             Bénédictine.</p><p>Whether the Cecil was the first of the great banqueting houses to&#13;
effect a reform in the service of public banquets I am not sure, but it&#13;
was at the Cecil that I first found that such a reform had taken place.&#13;
In old days it was the custom for the waiters to trail a dish along the&#13;
whole length of a banqueting-table, and the salmon, which went up the&#13;
room a noble-looking fish, came down five minutes later to starvation&#13;
corner, a head, a tail and a skeleton. It was at the Cecil that I&#13;
first noticed the breaking up of the tables into manageable sections&#13;
of guests, with a waiter and his aids to each section, and the dinner&#13;
served straight from the kitchen to that section. The restaurant and&#13;
the banqueting halls and the private dining-rooms by no means exhaust&#13;
the list of the accommodations of those who dine that the Cecil&#13;
affords. There is below the Rose du Barri room another one, the Indian&#13;
room, decorated in Oriental fashion with blue and yellow tiles, and in&#13;
this a grill dinner and a _table d'hôte_ dinner are both served, and&#13;
when this room overflows another equally spacious room is opened and&#13;
becomes the grill-room.</p><p>(As I correct the proofs of this chapter news comes to me that "Sunny&#13;
Jim" will in 1914 become a joint partner in the management of the St&#13;
James's Palace Hotel in Bury Street and will give special attention to&#13;
its restaurant.)</p><p>XI</p><p>CLARIDGE'S</p><p>I reach back in memory farther in touch with Claridge's than with any&#13;
other hostelry in London, One of the stories of her early life that my&#13;
mother often told me when I was a small boy was how my grandfather,&#13;
as crotchety an elderly widower as ever ruled an Indian district,&#13;
when he finally retired from the service of John Company, arrived in&#13;
London with his bullock trunks and sandalwood boxes lined with tin, his&#13;
bedding rolled up in bundles, his guns, his fly-whisks, and palm-fans,&#13;
and all the strange paraphernalia that an Anglo-Indian official&#13;
gathered about him in those days. With him came his faithful bearer,&#13;
and an ayah, and his little pale daughter, and they all descended at&#13;
Claridge's Hotel--though perhaps in those days it might have been&#13;
Mivart's. The first great grief of the little girl's life was that&#13;
the "Nabob," as my grandfather was called in the family, delivered a&#13;
"hookum" to the manager of the hotel that an English nurse must be&#13;
provided directly for his small daughter, as the ayah ought to return&#13;
at once to her own country, and my mother was obliged to say good-bye&#13;
to her devoted Indian attendant. My first personal introduction&#13;
to Claridge's was when, as a schoolboy, I was invited by another&#13;
schoolboy, who wished to show off, to go with him to visit a German&#13;
_Graf_, a nobleman with a very long string of minor titles, whose&#13;
greatest glory was that he owned a castle on the Rhine. The _Graf_ was&#13;
very polite to the two little English boys, and talked to us in very&#13;
bad English; and when we took our departure he saw us to the door as&#13;
though we had been persons of the greatest importance. Mr Claridge,&#13;
wearing a skull-cap of velvet, happened to be in the hall as we passed&#13;
through, and I remember well the beautiful bow that he gave to the&#13;
Count. Mr Claridge's bows were celebrated; they were of a different&#13;
depth, according to the rank of the person to whom he bowed, and there&#13;
was even a delicate difference in the salute that he gave to a Serene&#13;
Highness to that with which he welcomed a Royal Highness. Claridge's in&#13;
those days consisted of half-a-dozen houses connected with each other,&#13;
and the best rooms in these houses formed the suites where the various&#13;
royalties who patronised the hotel lodged, Mr Claridge and his staff&#13;
of servants being always on the watch that the privacy of his guests&#13;
should not be invaded. On one occasion, when a famous caricaturist took&#13;
a room at the hotel, Mr Claridge waited on him and informed him that&#13;
he must transfer his custom elsewhere, for, though he, Mr Claridge,&#13;
was a great admirer of the artist's talent, and decorated the walls of&#13;
some of the rooms with his work, he could never allow a royal personage&#13;
to be caricatured within the walls of his hotel. Not that Mr Claridge&#13;
himself always spoke too respectfully of the great ones of the earth.&#13;
Archbishop Temple used to tell a story that when in 1846 the Pope&#13;
seriously thought of taking refuge in England, Mr Claridge remarked&#13;
that he was so full up with kings and royal dukes that he could only&#13;
offer his Holiness a small back room, but that, being a bachelor, he,&#13;
the Pope, would probably not mind.</p><p>The old Claridge's was pulled down and the new Claridge's built in&#13;
the nineties, and I remember the opening day, when a great crowd of&#13;
fashionable people came to look at its _salons_ and ballroom and&#13;
restaurant, and the royal suite. The india-rubber roadway in the&#13;
entrance, then a novelty, was much admired, and the six footmen in the&#13;
hall, in their state livery, looked mighty splendid. Mr D'Oyly Carte,&#13;
who more than anyone else had been the moving spirit in the creation of&#13;
the new hotel, was wheeled about in a chair through the crush of pretty&#13;
ladies and distinguished gentlemen, for he was then very ill.</p><p>The new Claridge's soon found its own particular atmosphere, an&#13;
atmosphere of perfect serenity. The little army of footmen, who were&#13;
too gorgeous for ordinary occasions, were reduced in numbers, and now&#13;
only one superb being in plush and silken calves moves about the hall&#13;
and arranges the papers in the reading-room. The inner hall, with&#13;
its pillars and walls of white, and its reflected light, is a most&#13;
comfortable lounge in which to sit after dinner and listen to the&#13;
orchestra, and out of this open two rooms, one of Wedgwood blue with&#13;
Wedgwood designs on it, and the other of old gold. The restaurant has&#13;
been considerably altered since its first opening, for it has been&#13;
divided into two rooms, the colouring of it has been brightened, and at&#13;
night an abundance of light is now thrown on to the painted ceilings&#13;
from cunningly concealed lamps. The bases of the great arches which&#13;
support the roof are cased in dark oak, with an inset of olive wood;&#13;
the carpet is of rose and grey and the chairs are of green leather with&#13;
the arms of the hotel stamped upon it.</p><p>It is a restaurant in which dinner takes its right place as one of the&#13;
tranquil pleasures of life. The music of the band is never too loud,&#13;
the fine napery and the admirable glass are pleasant to the touch, the&#13;
flowers in the silvered stands of the table lamps give an agreeable&#13;
touch of colour, the cut glass of the pendent electroliers sparkles,&#13;
and the first and the second _maîtres d'hôtel_, M. Invernizzi, who&#13;
comes from the Palace Hotel, at St Moritz, to London for the season,&#13;
and M. Castelani, who is a permanency at Claridge's, are tactfully&#13;
attentive, while M. Gehlardi, the manager of the hotel, walks through&#13;
the rooms during the course of dinner to bow here and there at a&#13;
table, and to assure himself that all is well. It is the clientele&#13;
of Claridge's that has made its atmosphere, for the well-dressed,&#13;
good-looking, quiet people who dine at the tables, put a comfortable&#13;
distance apart, are folk whose names bulk largely in the Society&#13;
columns of the newspapers, and the list of the diners on any given&#13;
night in Claridge's Restaurant would be for the most part a string of&#13;
titles. Good manners are in the air, and I do not think that even the&#13;
rawest plutocrat could be unmannerly amidst such surroundings.</p><p>On the night that I last dined at Claridge's, I had written beforehand&#13;
asking that a table for three should be reserved for me, and I had&#13;
intended to give my guests the larger of the two dinners of the&#13;
restaurant, the twelve-and-six one, which runs through the usual&#13;
courses, and which is by no means a set dinner, for any dish which does&#13;
not exactly match the fancy of a dinner-giver is changed for another to&#13;
suit his whim or his palate. But I found that a special little feast&#13;
had been ordered for me by M. Gehlardi, and the menu of it was as&#13;
follows:--</p><p>Melon Cantaloup.&#13;
                          Bortch à la Russe.&#13;
                     Filets de Sole Newnham-Davis.&#13;
                  Noisette d'Agneau aux Fines Herbes.&#13;
                 Petits pois frais. Pommes Noisettes.&#13;
                             Coq en Pâte.&#13;
                    Salade de Romaine à l'Estragon.&#13;
                          Fraises Parisienne.&#13;
                              Friandises.</p><p>The _chef de cuisine_ at Claridge's is M. Maurice Bonhomme, who had&#13;
passed through the kitchens of two great Parisian restaurants, the&#13;
Café de Paris, and Ledoyen's, in the Champs Elysées, before he came to&#13;
London. He is a chef of high repute, and these are the specialities&#13;
of his kitchen:--_filet de sole Tosca, suprême de sole Pré Catalan,&#13;
Coulibiac de saumon, suprême de volaille d'Orléans, cailles Hacchi&#13;
Pacha, Coq en Pâte Claridge's, pêches Caprice, fraises Delphine_.</p><p>Of the dishes of my dinner, the excellent _Bortch à la Russe_ was&#13;
served as it is in Russia, with little _pâtés_ to break into it. The&#13;
list of these _pâtés_ in the menu of a Russian dinner is often a long&#13;
one. The _filet de sole_, which M. Bonhomme paid me the compliment of&#13;
christening to my name, is a quite admirable _sole poché au Madère_,&#13;
with all the fumet of the fish retained and served with sliced&#13;
_champignons_ and _pointes d'asperges_. I sent my very best compliments&#13;
to M. Bonhomme on his masterpiece. The _coq en pâte_ is an ornamental&#13;
dish, for the fowl stuffed with all manner of rich things is encased in&#13;
a paste shaped like a cock, crest and all. The outer covering is broken&#13;
before the bird is carved. It is a dish of almost terrifying richness.</p><p>Quite a number of the great people of the land give their banquets at&#13;
Claridge's, and out of the sheaf of the menus of these feasts I select&#13;
one of the Surrey Magistrates' Club Dinner, which shows that our Solons&#13;
across the Thames dine and wine with much discretion and taste:</p><p>Royal Natives.&#13;
                             Hors d'œuvre.&#13;
                         Consommé Monte-Carlo.&#13;
                           Bisque de Crabes.&#13;
                     Turbotin braisé au Champagne.&#13;
                        Whitebait diable noir.&#13;
                    Selle de Béhague à l'Estragon.&#13;
                        Haricots verts de Nice.&#13;
                      Pommes nouvelles au Beurre.&#13;
                         Timbale à la Galoise.&#13;
                   Caneton d'Aylesbury à l'Anglaise.&#13;
                          Salades d'Oranges.&#13;
                  Asperges vertes Sauce Hollandaise.&#13;
                             Pêches Melba.&#13;
                              Friandises.&#13;
                             Bonne Bouche.</p><p>VINS.&#13;
                           Oloroso Fine Old.&#13;
                           Piesporter, 1904.&#13;
                      George Goulet (mag.), 1900.&#13;
                           Moët et Chandon.&#13;
                           Dry Imper., 1904.&#13;
                              Dow's 1896.&#13;
                          Courvoisier Brandy.&#13;
                         Fine Champagne, 1865.</p><p>I wonder how a club dinner of magistrates of fifty years ago would&#13;
contrast with such a dinner as the above.</p><p>XII</p><p>THE EUSTACE MILES RESTAURANT</p><p>Old "Rats," which is the disrespectful title by which most of his&#13;
friends call Major-General Sir Ulysses Ratbourne, late of the&#13;
Bundlekund Fusiliers, was holding forth to his crony, Colonel&#13;
Bunthunder, late of the same distinguished regiment, in the hall of&#13;
the Cutlass and Cross-bow Club as I passed through it, and the General&#13;
paused for a second in his denunciation of Radicals and Socialists&#13;
to say that he wanted to have a word with me, and then finished his&#13;
peroration. Colonel Bunthunder muttered: "Very true, very true," and&#13;
went on into the smoking-room shaking his head sorrowfully, and the&#13;
General turned to me.</p><p>"Look here, my lad"--anyone under seventy is "my lad" to the&#13;
General--said he, "I want you to give me a bit of advice."</p><p>I said the correct platitude, and awaited developments.</p><p>"My nephew Bill, the one in the Hussars, has just married, and he and&#13;
his wife are coming up to town, and I want to know where to take 'em to&#13;
dine."</p><p>I reeled off the list of the half-dozen most fashionable restaurants;&#13;
but the General cut me short. "Ay, my lad, that's all very well; but&#13;
the girl that poor old Bill's been and married is a vegetarian. What&#13;
d'ye say to that, now?"</p><p>The General had put into the word "vegetarian" just the tone of&#13;
astonished disgust he would have employed had he told me that the young&#13;
lady was a militant suffragette; but I did not echo that at all. "Take&#13;
them to the Eustace Miles Restaurant in Chandos Street," I advised;&#13;
"and whatever your niece's fads may be, you can give her what she wants&#13;
there."</p><p>Old "Rats" thanked me with the chastened thankfulness that men show&#13;
when given the address of a specialist for some obscure disease of&#13;
which they think they are a victim, wrote the address down on a card,&#13;
and went after Colonel Bunthunder into the smoking-room to tell him all&#13;
about it.</p><p>It occurred to me, however, directly the old General had left me, that&#13;
I was sending him to a restaurant into which I had never myself been,&#13;
and concerning which I knew nothing, except that I always look into its&#13;
windows and at its bill of fare whenever I pass down Chandos Street;&#13;
and, therefore, in order that I might be able to give the old man some&#13;
detailed information from my own experience, I went next day to Chandos&#13;
Street to lunch.</p><p>Before I set down what my experiences were, I wish to express my&#13;
personal admiration for the single-mindedness of Mr Miles and his&#13;
wife in doing the work they have set themselves to do. That Eustace&#13;
Miles, half trained, went into a tennis court to defend his title of&#13;
amateur world champion against a young American gentleman trained to&#13;
the second, and that he made a fine fight for the championship with&#13;
the odds desperately against him, shows that a diet of non-flesh food&#13;
doesn't kill pluck or stamina. And before the authorities asked Mrs&#13;
Miles not to send the E.M. soup barrow down to the Embankment on winter&#13;
nights, as they wished to clear that thoroughfare of derelicts, she&#13;
and her helpers had done much to feed the hungry and to reclaim some&#13;
of those who were not irreclaimable, which shows that a kind heart&#13;
thrives on Emprote and Protonnic and Compacto, and the other meatless&#13;
foods with strange names. Lastly, that the Eustace Miles Restaurant&#13;
celebrated last year the seventh anniversary of its opening, shows that&#13;
London wanted such a restaurant, and that it has kept its clientele.</p><p>The big windows of the Eustace Miles Restaurant are "dressed" as if&#13;
they were shop-windows. Sometimes they are full of tins and packets&#13;
of the non-flesh foods arranged in piles and pyramids; sometimes they&#13;
look like the windows of a book shop, piles of literature and charts&#13;
of the human frame being in evidence; and sometimes boxing-gloves&#13;
and foils and pictures of young men holding themselves upright and&#13;
sticking out chests as full as those of pouter-pigeons draw attention&#13;
to the fact that a physical school high up in the building is one of&#13;
the Eustace Miles activities. Sometimes the windows look like those&#13;
of a pastry-cook's shop, and sometimes they bristle with copies of&#13;
_Healthward Ho!_ the monthly magazine which Mr Miles edits. Always&#13;
outside the door in a glazed case is the bill of fare for the day&#13;
printed in red and green type, and I have often wondered what "Egg and&#13;
Mushroom Fillets and Duxelles Sauce with Asparagus and New Potatoes&#13;
(N.)," or "Pinekernel Quenelles and Onion Sauce with Spring Cabbage&#13;
and Potatoes (N., F.U.)," or "Hazel-nut Sausages and Gravy with&#13;
Cauliflower and Roast Potatoes (N., F.U.)," taste like, and what the&#13;
capital letters after each dish mean. Now, however, there was no reason&#13;
to linger and look at the card. I was about to plunge into the great&#13;
unknown, to sample the dishes with strange names, and to learn the&#13;
secret of N.N. and F.U.</p><p>A commissionaire, looking just like other commissionaires, though he,&#13;
like all the other employees of the restaurant, eats the food of the&#13;
restaurant, opened the door to me and gave me a card for my bill, and&#13;
my first impression was that I was in a Food and Cookery Exhibition,&#13;
for in front of me was a stall piled high with tins of Emprote and a&#13;
cash desk with a little model of the E.M. barrow by it, a stall for&#13;
pastry and biscuits, and a book-stall; but beyond this first line of&#13;
defence I saw little tables with white cloths on them, and many people&#13;
sitting at them, and I walked on looking for a vacant seat. I came to a&#13;
table with only one occupant, and sat down; a little waitress in a neat&#13;
brown dress put the red and green printed bill of fare into my hand,&#13;
and I found myself suddenly faced by a puzzle to which the purple ink&#13;
_carte du jour_ of a small provincial French restaurant is as ABC is to&#13;
a jig-saw puzzle. However, in larger print than anything else on the&#13;
card was the announcement that a half-crown _table d'hôte_ luncheon and&#13;
dinner was served, so I said to the waitress in an offhand manner, as&#13;
though I were an habitué: "I'll take the half-crown lunch, please." She&#13;
never budged. "Compacta _croûtes_ or roasted cashews?" she asked me,&#13;
and I gasped out, "Compacta," and wondered what on earth I was going to&#13;
eat.</p><p>Then, while the little waitress had gone to get me the first instalment&#13;
of the unknown, I looked down the menu and made up my mind which of the&#13;
two soups, the two entrées, the two sweets and two savouries I would&#13;
order when the waitress came back again, and then turned my attention&#13;
to the room and the people at the tables. There is a suggestion of a&#13;
gymnasium about the restaurant, for it is a high room with a broad&#13;
gallery running round it about half-way up its height, and it is&#13;
lighted by a great space of skylight. All the boarding, and there&#13;
is a good deal of it, is painted dark green, and on the walls is a&#13;
dark green and white paper. A tea-stall, green and white, and a long&#13;
buffet of green wood, with pots of flowers on it, are at one end of the&#13;
restaurant; the floor is covered with oilcloth, with strips of crimson&#13;
cocoa-nut matting laid over it, and there are flowers in vases on the&#13;
little white-clothed tables which occupy all the floor space below and&#13;
in the gallery. There is a sense of airiness and spotless cleanliness&#13;
about the place. Big notices draw attention to the Normal Physical&#13;
School and other of the Eustace Miles activities, and a request to&#13;
gentlemen not to smoke till after six P.M. was just above my head.</p><p>The people at the tables were just like the people one sees at any&#13;
other restaurant where the prices are not high--ladies who might be&#13;
stenographers, or country cousins up for a day's shopping, young&#13;
men who, I daresay, are bank clerks--a good, level, healthy-looking&#13;
gathering. A man with clear blue eyes and a close-clipped white&#13;
beard sat down in the seat opposite to mine, and ordered something&#13;
without looking at the menu; a youngster in golfing kit took the other&#13;
unoccupied place at the table, and a wrinkle came across his forehead&#13;
as he plunged mentally into the intricacies of the _à la carte_ sheet,&#13;
until the waitress helped him by pointing with her pencil to some dish&#13;
printed in red ink, and he joyfully assented to her suggestion. A young&#13;
man brought in a bull-dog on a leash, and the dog was petted on his&#13;
progress up the floor by all the little waitresses.</p><p>The waitress who had me in her charge returned with the Compacto&#13;
_croûtes_, two little angles of hot toast with something spread on&#13;
them, and she took my order for the next course, of lettuce and&#13;
sorrel _potage_, and for some ginger ale, which I ordered as having a&#13;
vague feeling that it would be in keeping with the meal. The Compacto&#13;
had a far-off taste of potted meat, and I had noticed that it was&#13;
labelled N., F.U., which a note at the top of the menu told me meant&#13;
nourishing and free from uric acid. The dishes marked N.N. are "Very&#13;
Nourishing." The lettuce and sorrel soup, when it came, was distinctly&#13;
to be commended, a trifle thin, perhaps, but having the taste of the&#13;
vegetables in it, and being excellently hot. This also, I was pleased&#13;
to see, was noted as N. and F.U.; and had I been subject to gout,&#13;
which--"touch wood," I am not, I should have been eating an admirable&#13;
non-gouty meal. Then came what on the menu was described as a main&#13;
dish. It was asparagus and lentil timbale, cucumber sauce, stuffed&#13;
vegetable marrow and new potatoes _sautés_. I rather hope that this&#13;
will not be the main dish that old "Rats" will stumble up against when&#13;
he takes his niece to dine at the Eustace Miles Restaurant, for the&#13;
timbale did not seem to me to have any strong taste of asparagus in&#13;
it--perhaps the lentils had killed it. The stuffed vegetable marrow was&#13;
rather a watery delicacy, but I ate up the _sautés_ potatoes, feeling&#13;
quite glad that I knew what their taste was going to be. The next dish,&#13;
however--honey shortbread and stewed apricots--I can unreservedly&#13;
praise; the shortbread was excellently light and the stewed apricots&#13;
were good things of their kind. I had told the waitress that as a&#13;
savoury I would have _matelote_ eggs on toast, but I cancelled that&#13;
order, for I look on savouries as superfluities, and ate some cheese as&#13;
a finish to my repast.</p><p>The little waitress totalled up my bill on the card that the&#13;
commissionaire at the door had given me, and I was making my way to&#13;
the pay-desk when I saw in a corner by the book-stall a lady engaged&#13;
in opening letters; and, thinking that this must be Mrs Eustace Miles,&#13;
I asked her if such was the case, and when she said "Yes," introduced&#13;
myself. She welcomed me to the restaurant, explained that her husband&#13;
was away playing a championship game at tennis, and said how sorry she&#13;
was that she had not met me before I lunched, as she would have liked&#13;
to suggest to me the dishes that best suit anyone making their first&#13;
essay on non-flesh foods. I told her, however, that I had wished to&#13;
make my first attack just as any other meat-eating member of the public&#13;
would do, and I was very glad to be able to compliment her on the&#13;
cook's soup and the shortbread. I had bought at the book-stall the May&#13;
number of _Healthward Ho!_ and had carried off from the dinner-table&#13;
a sheaf of leaflets giving information concerning the restaurant and&#13;
the _salons_, and in addition to these Mrs Miles gave me a leaflet&#13;
describing the exhibit that the then chef of the restaurant, Mr Blatch,&#13;
N.C.A., sent to the Food and Cookery Exhibition in 1910, and which&#13;
won a gold medal there, and an account of the _déjeuner_ at which M.&#13;
Escoffier and the editor of _Food and Cookery_ and _The Catering World_&#13;
were present, and which was described by the latter in glowing terms,&#13;
"excellent," "delightful" and "delicious" being adjectives used for&#13;
every course. This was the menu of the feast:</p><p>Milk Cheese and Celery Mayonnaise.&#13;
                    Salsify and Barley Cream Soup.&#13;
                Cashew Nut Timbale and Cranberry Sauce.&#13;
                    Nut and Vegetable en Casserole.&#13;
                  Vegetables (Conservatively Cooked).&#13;
                         Jamaican Fruit Salad.&#13;
                          Devilled Compacto.</p><p>It was recorded that M. Escoffier very much enjoyed the devilled&#13;
Compacto, and praised the work of the chef who had prepared the&#13;
_hors d'œuvre_ and the entrées. As, however, since the date of this&#13;
_déjeuner_, which was in March 1910, M. Escoffier has given the world&#13;
his famous _Dodine_, and his not less famous _Poularde Poincaré_, he&#13;
was evidently not weaned from the errors of flesh-eating by his visit&#13;
to the Eustace Miles Restaurant, nor shall I be lured away by any&#13;
stuffed vegetable marrow from creamy salmon and plump quails.</p><p>But I shall say no word to dissuade old "Rats" from going to dine at&#13;
the Eustace Miles Restaurant, for I am quite sure that what he will eat&#13;
there will certainly do him no harm, and if he chooses F.U. dishes may&#13;
probably do him a lot of good, but I should like to be present when the&#13;
old man first looks down the green and red bill of fare of the day and&#13;
finds himself faced by all the strange new dishes, for his remarks will&#13;
be worthy of the occasion.</p><p>XIII</p><p>THE PRINCES' RESTAURANT</p><p>When the house for the Royal Institute of Painters in Water&#13;
Colours--that classic stone building with busts of great painters&#13;
in the ovals that ornament its façade, busts on which the sparrows&#13;
perch and watch the traffic in Piccadilly--was put up in the early&#13;
eighties, there was space below the galleries for some shops and for&#13;
a large hall. It occurred to somebody, probably M. Benoist, whose&#13;
great charcutier's shop was just over the way, that Princes' Hall was&#13;
eminently suitable to be a dining-room, and Princes' Restaurant came&#13;
into existence, M. Benoist being the moving spirit, his brother-in-law,&#13;
M. Fourault, being the manager, and M. Azema, a chef of much fame,&#13;
being at the head of the kitchen.</p><p>Princes' Restaurant, as I first remember it, was not the beautiful room&#13;
it is now. The painted ceiling with its concealed lights, as fine an&#13;
example of this kind of art as we have in London, was a later addition;&#13;
the garden outside the windows of the restaurant had still to be made,&#13;
and I think that the windows which look towards St James's Church were&#13;
not in the great room when it was first built. The hotel, which has&#13;
an entrance in Jermyn Street, and in which there are some noble rooms&#13;
for banquets and balls, was another afterthought. The lessees of some&#13;
of the shops on the Piccadilly front were bought out before the palm&#13;
garden, in which impatient gentlemen wait for ladies who are late, and&#13;
where satisfied diners smoke their after-dinner cigars and drink their&#13;
coffee, could be made, and comparatively lately communication has been&#13;
established between the restaurant and the galleries above, in order&#13;
that when there is a ball in the picture-hung halls the dancers can&#13;
troop down to sup below.</p><p>If Princes' Restaurant and Princes' grill-room and Princes' Hotel are&#13;
like Rome in that they were not built in a day, they are very good to&#13;
look upon in their finished state. The restaurant has a great height,&#13;
and the early diners can smoke there without the least taint of tobacco&#13;
greeting the later comers. Its ceiling is, as I have already written,&#13;
a beautiful example of decorative art, and a bill of exceeding length,&#13;
the sum total of which astonished me when I was told how many figures&#13;
it comprised, was paid for this embellishment. Its walls are creamy&#13;
in colour, the curtains are of soft pink, and the tall windows south&#13;
and east are reflected in mirrors, looking like other windows on the&#13;
northern side, where the space is not occupied by the Palm Lounge. A&#13;
musicians' gallery runs along the western side, and the doors into the&#13;
kitchen are below this, but the red-coated musicians have forsaken&#13;
their aerie, which now forms a way to ballrooms and galleries, and have&#13;
found a snug corner on the floor of the restaurant. There are some fine&#13;
marble statues of nymphs on pedestals and palms and banked-up plants&#13;
and flowers in the restaurant, and the general effect suggests that one&#13;
has stepped out of London greyness into some Southern clime where all&#13;
is light and bright and spacious. At night the electroliers are shaded&#13;
so as to give a mixed golden and pink light, which is most comfortable&#13;
to the eyes, and is, I am sure, very becoming to the complexions of the&#13;
ladies, and the carpets and the upholstering of the chairs carry on&#13;
the harmony of deep rose and pink.</p><p>The history of the present success of the Princes' Restaurant is the&#13;
story of the triumph of the short dinner over the long one. As a&#13;
lunching place Princes' was a great success from the day its doors&#13;
first opened. The ladies of Mayfair and Belgravia and Tyburnia found&#13;
that it was comfortably near their shopping centres, and the little&#13;
ladies of the stage also liked to lunch there. The musical comedy&#13;
ladies monopolised the first half-dozen tables to the right as one&#13;
entered, leaving the rest of the tables to the other ladies, and Stage&#13;
looked at Society's hats, and Society looked at Stage's furs, and no&#13;
doubt each envied what the other wore. But for quite a while--it seemed&#13;
a long while to the shareholders--Princes' did not find its destiny&#13;
as a dining place. M. Benoist wished it to be a great _à la carte_&#13;
restaurant such as he has made the restaurant of the Hermitage at&#13;
Monte Carlo, but for some unexplainable reason diners did not flock to&#13;
Princes' to eat expensive dinners, nor did a long _table d'hôte_ dinner&#13;
tempt them. At last it was determined that new methods should be tried&#13;
and new men came on to the Board of Directors to try them, that very&#13;
energetic and very successful organiser, Mr Harry Preston, of Brighton,&#13;
being one of them. A short theatre dinner became the trump card of the&#13;
restaurant in the evening, the Princes' ballrooms became the scene of&#13;
most of the dances organised in theatreland, and when the company began&#13;
to earn an annual dividend for its shareholders the advantages of brief&#13;
dinners became very apparent to them.</p><p>This was the dinner of the day that I took a lady to eat at seven&#13;
o'clock on an evening on which Sir George Alexander produced a new play&#13;
at the St James's:--</p><p>Hors d'œuvre à la Russe.&#13;
                       Petite Marmite Henri IV.&#13;
                            Crème Lamballe.&#13;
                       Suprême de Saumon Doria.&#13;
                   Agneau de Pauillac à la Grecque.&#13;
                Boutons de Crucifères aux Fines Herbes.&#13;
                         Chapons à la Broche.&#13;
                                Salade.&#13;
                  Biscuit Glacé au Chocolat Praliné.&#13;
                              Friandises.</p><p>This was the six-and-six theatre dinner of the day, not too long to be&#13;
eaten during the hour that theatre-goers allow themselves for a meal,&#13;
and quite long enough for those for whom dinner is the one event of an&#13;
evening. M. Roux, the _maître d'hôtel_, who has been at the Princes'&#13;
for eighteen years, also showed me the menu of a half-guinea dinner&#13;
which the Princes' holds in reserve should the little dinner not be&#13;
impressive enough for some of its clients. The dinner was excellently&#13;
cooked, and the tiny _pilau_ which came to the table with the lamb&#13;
would have caught the appreciative attention of any gourmet, and&#13;
assured me that M. Génie, the present head of the kitchen, who had&#13;
previously won his spurs at the Carlton and the Brighton Metropole,&#13;
and had at one period learned all there is to learn in Egypt, the land&#13;
of _pilau_, is a worthy successor to M. Azema and M. Granvilliers. The&#13;
lady who dined with me was much impressed by the two Pierrots sitting&#13;
on the moon, a work of art which came to table with the _biscuit_, and&#13;
was enthusiastic as to the playing of the orchestra. I thought myself&#13;
that the musicians insisted a little too much that their music and not&#13;
my conversation was what the pretty lady had come to Princes' to hear,&#13;
but the question of music in a restaurant is a matter on which the&#13;
gentler sex and the denser one are never in accord and the managers&#13;
of most establishments find it a thorny question. If an orchestra of&#13;
distinction is engaged nothing in the world will persuade its head that&#13;
his music should be merely an accompaniment to conversation, and the&#13;
opinion concerning music of a young man who has so much to say to a&#13;
pretty girl that a dinner never lasts long enough to allow him to say&#13;
it all, is very different to that of a bored husband, who has nothing&#13;
in particular to remark to his wife after they have reached the soup&#13;
course.</p><p>At seven, when we commenced our dinner, two other tables were already&#13;
occupied. By half-past seven the room was comfortably full, and at a&#13;
quarter to eight, when we left to go to the St James's, diners were&#13;
still coming in to their tables. Most certainly what the dwellers in&#13;
the leafy lanes of Mayfair and by the snipe-ground of Belgrave Square&#13;
required was a restaurant in Piccadilly, where they can dine well and&#13;
at not too great a length, nor at too great a price, on their way to&#13;
the theatre, and Princes' has at last given them what they wanted.</p><p>XIV</p><p>THE CRITERION</p><p>The East Room at the Criterion is a trophy of one of woman's victories&#13;
over man, for it was one of the first, if not the very first,&#13;
restaurant-rooms designed and decorated to harmonise with feminine&#13;
frocks and frills, and made beautiful that mankind should bring&#13;
beautiful womankind there to eat things delicate. In the sixties,&#13;
restaurants were few and far between, and were mostly places where&#13;
men dined without their feminine belongings. But all this was changed&#13;
in the seventies, and the East Room did its full share in persuading&#13;
man that it added pleasure to a good dinner in a restaurant to be&#13;
faced by a pretty woman. The East Room of to-day is twice the size of&#13;
the one that Messrs Spiers and Pond first built, and its decoration&#13;
of white and gold, and panels painted with Watteau subjects, its&#13;
harmony of greys and pink in carpets and furniture and curtains, its&#13;
ante-room with old French furniture, and the satisfactory arrangement&#13;
by which the music of the orchestra, perched in a gilded cage above&#13;
the big entrance hall, comes softened by distance to the diners in&#13;
the East Room, are all happy second thoughts. But the East Room was,&#13;
in 1873, when it was first opened, the dining place to which every&#13;
lady asked her husband to take her, and it has held its own against&#13;
ever-increasing competition through the years. Its windows look down&#13;
on the rush and swirl of Piccadilly Circus, a wonderful scene either&#13;
by day or night, and it adds to the pleasure of an unhurried meal to&#13;
watch the hurry of thousands of one's fellow-creatures.</p><p>At one period, after the extension of the building, there were two East&#13;
Rooms, a dividing wall being where the arches and curtains now are. The&#13;
one of these nearest the grand staircase was a strictly _à la carte_&#13;
restaurant, while in the other, approached through a corridor, a _table&#13;
d'hôte_ meal was served. The East Room of to-day smiles on both classes&#13;
of diners. When a man sits down at his table there at dinner-time,&#13;
M. Kugi, the _maître d'hôtel_, puts before him the _carte du jour_,&#13;
an ample one, with any special delicacies in larger print than the&#13;
others, and also lays on the table the menus of the half-sovereign and&#13;
seven-and-six _table d'hôte_ dinners, and it is his experience that&#13;
the greater number of diners look at the _carte du jour_ and then,&#13;
mistrusting their own judgment, order one or the other of the _table&#13;
d'hôte_ meals.</p><p>This was the menu of the seven-and-six dinner one night when I dined at&#13;
the East Room at a tiny dinner-party, before going to the theatre down&#13;
in the cellars of the big building to see the play running there:</p><p>Hors d'œuvre.&#13;
                         Consommé Rossolnick.&#13;
                          Crème aux huîtres.&#13;
                    Truite de rivière Dona Louise.&#13;
                       Selle d'Agneau Mascotte.&#13;
                           Pommes nouvelles.&#13;
                    Poularde du Surrey à la broche.&#13;
                                Salade.&#13;
                           Parfait au moka.&#13;
                              Friandises.&#13;
                               Dessert.</p><p>It was a very well-selected, well-served dinner. Had we chosen the&#13;
half-guinea dinner we should have had an addition to this menu&#13;
of _cailles à la Grecque_ and _chou de mer, sauce vierge_. The&#13;
_Rossolnick_, with its flavour of cucumber, was excellent, the trout&#13;
were fresh and firm, and the Surrey fowl as plump as any foreigner&#13;
from Mans. M. Auguste Pannier, the chef of to-day, is worthy of the&#13;
great men who have preceded him in the kitchen of the East Room. And&#13;
not only have there been great cooks, but great managers as well at&#13;
the Criterion, with the East Room as the particular object of their&#13;
care. Oddenino, Mantell, Gerard, who all moved on to other posts, were&#13;
predecessors of M. Emile Campenhaut, the manager of to-day, as was&#13;
also M. Lefèvre, whose health broke down, but whom I remember as being&#13;
an enthusiast on the subject of the art of cookery, a man who brought&#13;
plenty of brain power to bear on the subject of delicate food. I think&#13;
that the best of the many dinners I have eaten _à deux_ in the East&#13;
Room was one ordered in consultation with him, and I subjoin it as a&#13;
good specimen of an East Room _à la carte_ feast:</p><p>Caviar.&#13;
                         Consommé à la Diane.&#13;
                      Filets de sole aux délices.&#13;
                     Suprêmes de volaille grillés.&#13;
                    Carottes nouvelles à la crème.&#13;
                     Laitues braisées en cocotte.&#13;
                     Cailles à la Sainte-Alliance.&#13;
                      Salade de chicorée frisée.&#13;
                          Croûtes à la Caume.&#13;
                     Soufflé glacé à la mandarine.</p><p>The _caille à la Sainte-Alliance_, in imitation of Brillat Savarin's&#13;
_faisan à la Sainte-Alliance_, consisted of a truffle in an ortolan,&#13;
the ortolan being in the quail. The _Croûte Caume_ is an admirable&#13;
banana dish in which the tastes of the banana and pine-apple and&#13;
apricot and kirsch all mingle.</p><p>The East Room is, of course, only one of the many restaurant-rooms&#13;
in the great stone building. Immediately under the East Room are the&#13;
Marble Restaurant and the grill-room. The Marble Restaurant, in old&#13;
days, when men of position did not think it undignified to stand at a&#13;
bar and drink brandy and soda, was the Long Bar, and a wonderful sight&#13;
this bar, running the whole length of the building, used to be at&#13;
midnight, crowded with Londoners of all the leisured classes and with&#13;
a score or more of good-looking barmaids in black behind the bar. When&#13;
the habits of the men of London began to change, and the Long Bar did&#13;
not draw so many devotees, the firm of Spiers and Pond was not quite&#13;
convinced for some time that the "palmy" days of the bars were gone,&#13;
and they made the Long Bar one of the most beautiful saloons in London,&#13;
decorating it with marbles and inlay of Venetian glass. That beautiful&#13;
saloon is now the Marble Restaurant, in which a five-shilling _table&#13;
d'hôte_ meal is served, and where singers on Sundays discourse music to&#13;
the diners.</p><p>The American Bar had its period of great success, and in the&#13;
grill-room, which formed part of the bar's surroundings, chops and&#13;
steaks, unsurpassed anywhere in London, used to be grilled. But&#13;
the character of some of the habitués of the American Bar was too&#13;
pronouncedly sporting to be altogether satisfactory, and the American&#13;
Bar passed away from the front part of the building as the Long Bar&#13;
did. There is a buffet now at the Jermyn Street side, but it is no&#13;
longer the haunt of the gentlemen who were so overwhelmingly devoted to&#13;
sport. The grill-room, without the American Bar, is a very flourishing&#13;
section of the Criterion. It differs from most other grill-rooms in&#13;
having plenty of sunlight and fresh air, and has this distinctive&#13;
feature, that there is an American cook in its kitchen and that&#13;
American dishes can always be obtained there even when they are not&#13;
on the bill of fare. I have eaten clam broth, terrapin, dry hash,&#13;
scalloped sweet potatoes, and Graham pudding, when dining there with&#13;
Americans.</p><p>The Criterion contains a score of banqueting-rooms, including a&#13;
huge one at the top of the house, where a statue of Shakespeare&#13;
looks down upon the diners. The West Room, which is now one of the&#13;
banqueting-rooms, has been used by the management for many experiments.&#13;
For a long time a _Dîner Parisien_ was served there, and as its cost&#13;
was only five shillings, and as one got a great deal of very good&#13;
food to eat for that sum, I used to patronise it very regularly in my&#13;
subaltern days, when a dinner in the East Room could not be budgeted&#13;
for. At one time it was given over to the vegetarians, and good-looking&#13;
damsels in art clothing brought the diners dishes of nut cutlets and&#13;
vegetable steaks; but the nut-eaters did not hold possession of the&#13;
room for long.</p><p>It is not easy to-day to associate the great stone building in&#13;
Piccadilly Circus with the revels of miners in an Australian township.&#13;
But it was in Melbourne, during the gold fever, that the seed was sown&#13;
which blossomed into the big stone house in the centre of London. Felix&#13;
Spiers and Christopher Pond were both young Englishmen. Felix was born&#13;
in one of the old houses on Tower Hill, which was then the office of&#13;
the General Steam Navigation Company, whose agent his father then was.&#13;
The family of the Spiers moved to Paris, and young Felix was put into&#13;
a banking house, where he remained until he was eighteen. Then he went&#13;
to Melbourne, with the gold fever upon him, to make his fortune. In&#13;
Melbourne, he met young Christopher Pond, also an Englishman, and also&#13;
determined to make his pile. Spiers had become, for the time being, a&#13;
wine merchant, an experience which later was to serve him to excellent&#13;
purpose at the Criterion, for he laid down some admirable wine there,&#13;
amongst it some hock which as long as it lasted I used to drink in&#13;
preference to any other wine on the Criterion list. The miners were&#13;
spending money in Melbourne as though it were water, and the Theatre&#13;
Royal, Melbourne, received much of the golden shower. It occurred to&#13;
young Spiers and young Pond that it would be a profitable undertaking&#13;
to start a restaurant next door to a theatre, and they established, in&#13;
Collins Street, the Café de Paris. Their next enterprise was to become&#13;
caterers for the Melbourne and Ballarat Railway. They were full of&#13;
ideas in those days, and one of these was to bring out to Australia&#13;
a team of English cricketers and to tour them as a speculation. This&#13;
was the thought of which the test matches were born. Spiers and Pond&#13;
came to England intending to persuade Charles Dickens to make a great&#13;
reading tour in Australia, and then it was that they espied the&#13;
nakedness of the land in regard to railway catering. Dickens came to&#13;
their aid with his attack on Mugby Junction, and he wrote an article in&#13;
_All the World_ entitled "The Genii of the Cave," in which he described&#13;
the then novelty of the "Silver Grill" under the arch at Ludgate&#13;
Circus, which Spiers and Pond established. The Criterion was the pet&#13;
child of the two great caterers. It rose on historic ground, for it&#13;
occupied the site of the old "White Bear," which had been a celebrated&#13;
coaching-house, one of those fine old inns of many galleries. The&#13;
theatre was opened four months later than the restaurant; but it was&#13;
not until 1879 that Sir Charles Wyndham, with whom so many of its&#13;
successes are associated, took over sole management, though he had been&#13;
a partner for the previous three years with Mr Alexander Henderson in&#13;
its control.</p><p>XV</p><p>SOME CHOP-HOUSES</p><p>Many of the City chop-houses nestle together in the alleys and courts&#13;
between Cornhill and Lombard Street. There, on either side of one of&#13;
the narrow little passages, you will find Simpson's Chop-houses, with&#13;
pleasant grey-green walls to their rooms and a window in which simple&#13;
food, cooked and uncooked, is shown as bait to draw in the hungry&#13;
passer-by; and there in Castle Court is the George and Vulture, which&#13;
is also Thomas' Chop-rooms, which dates back to 1660, is proud of its&#13;
Dickens' traditions, and is more ambitious in its bill of fare than&#13;
most of the chop-houses.</p><p>There also, in Chance Alley, is Baker's Chop-house, which, that there&#13;
may be no mistake as to its pretensions, describes itself on a board at&#13;
the Lombard Street entrance to the alley as a tavern, and a chop-house,&#13;
a coffee-house, and soup-rooms. It is a dignified little house, which&#13;
bears its years well--it was founded in the seventeenth century--and&#13;
which, with its two bow-windows with small panes of glass and its glass&#13;
door in between, commands confidence even before one has crossed the&#13;
threshold. Inside one of the windows are wire screens to give privacy&#13;
to the company in the house, but the other window begs all men to&#13;
look in and see the fish and the joints, the vegetables, the salad&#13;
stuff, and, perhaps, a loin of cold beef, samples of what the larder&#13;
contains. Beyond this rampart of good things edible you may see dames&#13;
and damsels attired in black, busy in a glassed-in little room drawing&#13;
beer, taking payment from satisfied customers for what they have eaten,&#13;
and a grave gentleman, with white hair and beard, making entries in&#13;
a large ledger; for the little portioned-off space you are looking&#13;
into serves as bar and counting-house, some old punch-bowls on a shelf&#13;
giving it its right old-world note.</p><p>Once inside the door you find yourself in as snug and cosy an&#13;
eating-house as you can find in London. The ground floor is partitioned&#13;
off into many boxes. There is one to your left as you come in, the&#13;
counting-house being on your right, and two, one of them with a curtain&#13;
to give it privacy, facing you, and another just beyond the grill,&#13;
and yet another one below the round clock in a black frame which is&#13;
on the back wall. The partitions and the walls are of wood panelling&#13;
painted and grained to resemble light oak, but whoever the craftsman&#13;
was who worked at it with feather and comb, he must have passed away&#13;
long ago, for the painting, like everything else in the house, has&#13;
been mellowed by time. The partitions are carried up high wherever&#13;
there is any possibility of a draught reaching anyone sitting in one&#13;
of the boxes, and in the high partitions the top panels are of glass.&#13;
There are pegs for hats and coats on the wall and a stand for umbrellas&#13;
near the fireplace. The fireplace, a big grill in a stone frame, is in&#13;
one of the side walls, and close in front of it, his body partially&#13;
sheltered by a wooden screen, stands the cook, white-bearded and in&#13;
white cap, white jacket and apron. At his elbow is a compartment,&#13;
a big box without a lid, in which are chops, steaks, and all other&#13;
things grillable, and any man who thinks he is a judge of a raw chop&#13;
or steak, looks over into this box before he finds a seat for himself,&#13;
and indicates to the cook which particular fragment of red meat he&#13;
wishes to have prepared according to his liking. Above the fireplace&#13;
is a framed water-colour picture of the outside of the house, and on&#13;
either side of this work of art are pewter plates in a splendid state&#13;
of polish. The other interesting work of art on the walls is a portrait&#13;
of "James," who was a waiter at Baker's for thirty-five years. James&#13;
was, I imagine, early Victorian. He has a benign appearance, and his&#13;
watch-chain is almost as large as a cable. The waiters of to-day are&#13;
as British as James was, and they go about their business with much&#13;
quickness and dexterity. To complete my description of the lower room&#13;
at Baker's, I should add that there is sawdust on the floor, and that a&#13;
narrow staircase, the steps of which are covered with lead, leads up to&#13;
the rooms on the other floors.</p><p>You will have seen written in little frames on one side of the&#13;
counting-house window looking into the chop-room some of the dishes&#13;
of the day that are ready--curried chicken, Irish stew (one-chop and&#13;
two-chop portions), stewed steak, and the like, and your waiter will&#13;
tell you of other good things--pies and puddings, each a portion for&#13;
one--that are ready. If you are for something from the grill, you make&#13;
your selection from the cook's stores. If a cut from the joint is to&#13;
your taste, you go upstairs to the big room on the first floor, where&#13;
there are red walls and no partitions.</p><p>A basket of great chunks of household bread is on the white-clothed&#13;
table at which you find a place; your chop, if you have selected&#13;
a chop, will come to you on a willow-patterned dish, and you will&#13;
transfer it to a willow-patterned plate. In old days all meat at&#13;
Baker's used to be served on pewter. But if the four plates over the&#13;
fireplace are the only survivors of the pewter set, your beer will&#13;
be brought you in a pewter tankard, and most of the glass is of old&#13;
pattern. When you come to the cheese stage your slice of Cheddar and&#13;
pat of butter are both excellent. Indeed all the food at Baker's is&#13;
good. No eating place which does not give good food at reasonable&#13;
prices ever survives in the City, and Baker's has seen nearly three&#13;
hundred years pass away. Who the original Baker was who gave his name&#13;
to the chop-house no one knows, but a guess is made that he was a&#13;
relation of that Mr Baker who was Master of Lloyd's Coffee-House in&#13;
Lombard Street in 1740, and who carried to Sir Robert Walpole the news&#13;
of Admiral Vernon's taking of Portobello, being suitably rewarded as a&#13;
bringer of good tidings.</p><p>The customers of Baker's Chop-house are excellent walking&#13;
advertisements of the house. They all seem to be prosperous City&#13;
men, young and old; they are well groomed and they look well-fed and&#13;
contented.</p><p>When you have finished your meal at Baker's you leave twopence by your&#13;
plate as the waiter's tip, you give the grill-cook another penny, if&#13;
you have eaten grilled fare, as you pass him on your way out, and then,&#13;
pausing at the wicket of the counting-room, you recite to the lady who&#13;
faces you the things you have eaten and what you have imbibed, and she,&#13;
doing a sum of mental arithmetic, tells you instantly what you have&#13;
to pay. As a souvenir of the house she will give you a post card, if&#13;
you ask for it, carrying a miniature copy of the work of art over the&#13;
fireplace.</p><p>But there are chop-houses in London outside the City limits, and I&#13;
know of three of them within arrow-flight of Piccadilly Circus. There&#13;
is Snow's, for instance, in Sherwood Street, almost in the Circus.&#13;
Snow's has a reputation for its steaks, and I know men who declare&#13;
that the best bacon and eggs in the world are those brought in between&#13;
two plates from the kitchen and placed on the tables at Snow's. It has&#13;
lately been rebuilt, and is a modern reproduction of a Tudor house,&#13;
its three little gables and the green gallery before its upper windows&#13;
being very picturesque. The old tables and the old partitions are in&#13;
their old places in the lower rooms, but the walls of glazed tiles and&#13;
the curved brass hangings for coats and hats are scarcely Tudor. The&#13;
company at Snow's at its busy times of the day is a curious mixture.&#13;
Your neighbour at table may be a clergyman up from the country, or the&#13;
man who shaves you at Shipwright's round the corner, or a young artist,&#13;
or a taxi chauffeur.</p><p>Stone's in Panton Street, which dates back to 1770, is another&#13;
chop-house, though it is better known as a wine-house. It has its&#13;
coffee-room, where good, plain grilled food is obtainable, though it&#13;
rather sinks the title "chop-house" in the more aristocratic "_à la&#13;
carte_ restaurant." Stone's has always been a favourite resort of men&#13;
of the theatre.</p><p>Not very many Londoners know of the Sceptre Chop-house, Number 5&#13;
Warwick Street, a little street which runs parallel, on the east, to&#13;
part of Regent Street, for it is not in a main thoroughfare. It is&#13;
a typical early Victorian chop-house, and it used to be a haunt of&#13;
Charles Dickens when he was making his first successes as an author.&#13;
The front of the house has been newly painted, but the interior remains&#13;
as it was in 1830, when it first opened its door. Its window is frosted&#13;
half-way up to obviate the necessity for blinds, with a pattern and&#13;
announcements that the house supplies chops and coffee left in plain&#13;
glass amidst the frosting. I warrant that window created considerable&#13;
enthusiasm in Warwick Street in 1830. At least three of the&#13;
proprietors, past and present, of the Sceptre have their names recorded&#13;
on the front of the building. Sanders' name is almost obliterated on&#13;
the length of brass that forms the window-sill, and shows faintly on&#13;
the glass of the door. Gosling is preserved to memory by his name in&#13;
gold letters over the door, while Purcell's is very large above the&#13;
window. Inside, the long room is a harmony of quiet colours. There&#13;
is brown boarding half-way up the walls, and above that green that&#13;
rests the eye. By the door is an enclosed cosy corner, with a mirror&#13;
in an old black frame over the fireplace. All down the room are low&#13;
mahogany partitions with seats cushioned in black. The tables are of&#13;
mahogany, polished by constant rubbing of the waitresses' napkins, and&#13;
no tablecloths ever hide the deep colour of the old wood. At the end of&#13;
the room is a screen of three arches of dark wood. The two side arches&#13;
are filled with panelling and mirrors; but through the centre arch can&#13;
be seen the kitchen with its sawdusted floor, its ranges of plates&#13;
and dishes, and the cook and the cookmaids in print dresses going&#13;
about their work. The waitresses in black dresses and white aprons&#13;
and caps bustle up and down the room and in and out of the kitchen. A&#13;
stove heats the long room, and glazing in the roof gives it light. A&#13;
staircase of black wood leads to the upper rooms, and by the doorway&#13;
into the street is a little compartment, no larger than a sentry-box,&#13;
which is the pay-desk.</p><p>The food at The Sceptre is of the simplest kind, and a haricot chop or&#13;
roast chicken are about its highest flights. Your soup, mutton broth,&#13;
or mock turtle or kidney costs you 4d. or 6d., according to the size&#13;
of the soup plate. You can pay 9d. or 10d. for your chop and 10d. for&#13;
your steak. A cut from the joint, for The Sceptre gives you a choice of&#13;
three joints, is a 9d. matter; but you can get a very ample helping of&#13;
apple tart for 3d. It is under the heading of entrées that The Sceptre&#13;
puts such high flights of cookery as curried mutton and rice, boiled&#13;
tripe and onions, Irish pie and mixed grill.</p><p>Many men distinguished in art and music and literature have felt, and&#13;
still feel, the fascination of The Sceptre Chop-house. You may, very&#13;
likely, amongst the company at the old mahogany tables, see one of the&#13;
brightest writers on _Punch_, or our greatest living painter of battle&#13;
pictures, or the man who composed "In the Shadows."</p><p>Upstairs are two delightful old rooms, browned by time and the London&#13;
climate, with old wooden shelves, old clocks, old brass candlesticks,&#13;
old chairs and tables. In one corner of the front room, by a window,&#13;
stands Dickens' chair, for it is here, so the tradition of the house&#13;
has it, that Dickens used to come in his early days to write, and it&#13;
was in this corner that many of his "Sketches by Boz" were jotted down&#13;
on paper. The Sceptre was a spruce, new little house at this period of&#13;
Dickens' life, and probability as well as tradition is on the side of&#13;
its having been one of his early haunts.</p><p>XVI</p><p>SOME GRILL-ROOMS</p><p>The modern grill-room we owe, I think, to the Americans, for the&#13;
travelling American, who has his own very sensible ideas as to what&#13;
comfort is, does not wish every night of his life to attire himself in&#13;
a "claw-hammer" evening coat, but he feels that without that garment&#13;
he would be out of place in the restaurant of any of the fashionable&#13;
hotels. The grill-room gives him an excellent dinner, just as long or&#13;
just as short as he likes, served quickly, in luxurious surroundings,&#13;
and he can dress as he likes, to eat it. An American always knows what&#13;
he wants, asks for it, and keeps on asking until he gets it. Quite a&#13;
number of Britons of both sexes wanted all the conveniences of the&#13;
grill-rooms long before the modern grill-room came into existence.&#13;
(Hard-working men of business who had not time to go home to the&#13;
suburbs to change their clothes, men of the theatre, authors and&#13;
managers who work late in the evening, actors and actresses who like&#13;
a very light meal before going to the theatre, and to sup after their&#13;
work without wearing gorgeous raiment, and a host of other people who&#13;
get their living by their brains.) But they had not the pertinacity of&#13;
the American in demanding what they wanted.</p><p>Quite the beginning of the modern grill-room was that silver grill&#13;
which Messrs Spiers and Pond established some time in the sixties under&#13;
the arch at Ludgate Hill; but I look to the little grill-room in the&#13;
old Savoy Hotel in the days before the new building had pushed through&#13;
to the Strand as being the ideal of a modern grill-room, and I always&#13;
measure any grill-room of to-day by the standard of that little place&#13;
of good eating. It was small, and its windows looked up an unlovely&#13;
cul-de-sac of which it formed the end. The people who controlled the&#13;
Savoy Hotel and the Savoy Theatre all used it as their own dining-room;&#13;
the general public scarcely knew of its existence; the food there was&#13;
excellent. Besides the chops and steaks and other real grill-room fare,&#13;
there were always one or two savoury entrées kept hot in metal pots and&#13;
pans on a miniature hot plate in the middle of the room, and when the&#13;
_maître d'hôtel_ brought over one of these and took off the cover under&#13;
one's nose, the savour of its contents alone gave one an appetite.</p><p>The present Café Parisien at the Savoy, which the russet-bearded&#13;
Gustave steered to a great success, is the legitimate successor to that&#13;
other grill-room which was hidden away in the midst of the building,&#13;
but it has not the charm of discovery felt by those who used the old&#13;
grill-room. The Café Parisien, which has its entrance in the Savoy&#13;
forecourt, where gorgeous servitors in French-grey uniforms of State&#13;
take one's coat and hat just as they do if one is going to spend one's&#13;
money in the restaurant, is a great Adams room painted a very light&#13;
grey, with _portières_ of light pink, and with chairs and carpets of&#13;
a deeper rose. It has a little space outside, a _terrasse_, as the&#13;
French would call it, which is railed off from the courtyard by a white&#13;
trellis, over which roses are trained. This is a very pleasant spot in&#13;
hot weather, if so be that no motor sighing out deep breaths of petrol&#13;
is standing in the vicinity. This Café Parisien is a place of pleasant,&#13;
clean-shirted Bohemianism, much patronised by the aristocracy of the&#13;
theatre. There is an elaborate _à la carte_ menu with stars against&#13;
those dishes which are ready. A man in a hurry can eat a four-course&#13;
dinner here in half-an-hour without risking indigestion, but a couple&#13;
who wish to talk over their meal can make a cutlet and an ice an excuse&#13;
for sitting out an hour.</p><p>The grill-room of the Princes' Restaurant, to which one descends from&#13;
an entrance in Piccadilly, is a comfortable white room, with white&#13;
pillars and mirrors in the panelled walls, where quite good food is&#13;
served, and where there are always the dishes of the day ready as well&#13;
as the chops and steaks, kidneys and sausages, and other legitimate&#13;
grill fare. The Brussels carpets and the dark leather of the chairs are&#13;
restful to the eye, and the lights in the crystal bouquets which hang&#13;
from the ceiling are not too glaring.</p><p>Almost across the way, in the great building of the Piccadilly Hotel,&#13;
quite an unpretentious entrance and a small staircase with marble walls&#13;
lead down to the grill-room. There is a lift by the stairs which is&#13;
much used by the people coming up from the grill-room, though only&#13;
lazy folk use it to go down there. This unpretentious entrance and&#13;
staircase are the portals to a suite of very high, very spacious rooms,&#13;
running the full length of the building. There are pilasters with&#13;
gilt capitols; and casemented mirrors in the walls. The electroliers&#13;
holding imitation candles give abundant light. The grill is behind a&#13;
great glass screen; carvers in white wheel about big joint waggons&#13;
and a Turk in gorgeous raiment is ready to make Oriental coffee. The&#13;
deep rose of the carpet contrasts with the white of the walls. At a&#13;
multitude of tables are hundreds of people of every comfortable class&#13;
in life, from the bank clerk to the field-marshal, and from the typist&#13;
to the duchess, eating meals simple or elaborate, just as they will.&#13;
This grill-room, like most of the others, caters for every taste; for&#13;
there is an elaborate _carte du jour_, two _table d'hôte_ luncheons&#13;
at half-a-crown and three-and-six, and a _table d'hôte_ dinner at&#13;
five-and-six. Electric fans keep the atmosphere pure. This grill-room&#13;
is all day long a very busy place, and as many as five hundred dinners&#13;
are served nightly.</p><p>Of the Criterion grill-room, the great airy hall on the ground floor of&#13;
the building, I have already written in another article.</p><p>On the other side of Piccadilly Circus the Monaco has a grill-room with&#13;
light buff walls and light buff marble pilasters. Its entrance gives&#13;
on to Shaftesbury Avenue. Near by is the Trocadero grill-room, down to&#13;
which a staircase of green and grey marble descends, and which, with&#13;
its walls of grey marble and gold and buff, its mirrors, its hammered&#13;
copper-work, its great grill and its orchestra, is handsome almost to&#13;
the point of gorgeousness. A _table d'hôte_ dinner is served here, as&#13;
it is now in most modern grill-rooms.</p><p>In Regent Street the Café Royal possesses a heavily gilded grill-room,&#13;
with entrances through the café and from Air Street, a grill-room in&#13;
which the best _entrecôte_ and the best pint of Burgundy in London&#13;
are obtainable; and on the other side of Regent Street, its entrance&#13;
hidden away in that dead little road, Haddon Street, is the grill-room&#13;
restaurant of the New Gallery Cinema Theatre, in the basement of&#13;
that establishment. It consists of two rooms, panelled with oak and&#13;
hung with copies of old tapestries. From these it takes its name Les&#13;
Gobelins. Mr Goetz, of the Vienna Café, opened this little place of&#13;
refreshment, and there were always Austrian and German dishes on its&#13;
bill of fare, but it has now changed hands, and M. Victor, late of the&#13;
Imperial and Les Lauriers, is in command. Its cookery remains very good.</p><p>The Carlton grill, which has its own entrance in the Haymarket, is&#13;
as good a specimen of the grill-room of to-day as one could select to&#13;
show to anyone who wished to understand the differences between the&#13;
chop-houses of yesterday and the grill-rooms of to-day. The staircase&#13;
which leads down to it is oak-panelled. In the little ante-chamber&#13;
where hats and coats are given up there is a newspaper stall, and in&#13;
another ante-room are easy-chairs, dark green in colour, and small&#13;
tables with tops of burnished copper. The grill-room itself is all&#13;
white, little pilasters breaking the smooth sides of the walls. Blue&#13;
china stands on the shelves, a Cromwell clock ticks on a bracket, and&#13;
at one side of the room are arched recesses with stained glass windows&#13;
at the back of them. The lights in the electroliers burn here day and&#13;
night, but the atmosphere is never stuffy. A glass screen keeps the&#13;
heat of the grill from the room, and in front of this screen are piles&#13;
of crimson tomatoes, and chops and steaks of deeper red, and mushrooms&#13;
yellow, grey and warm brown, a harmony in reds and greys. Its _carte&#13;
du jour_ is all-embracing, and some of the dishes are always ready. M.&#13;
Ventura is the presiding spirit in this grill-room. He knows the tastes&#13;
of his clientele and which tables they prefer, and when there are no&#13;
unoccupied tables and people have to be turned away, as sometimes&#13;
happens, or asked to wait in the ante-room until tables are free, his&#13;
grief is really heartfelt.</p><p>At the very gateway of the Strand the Grand Hotel has a popular&#13;
grill-room, walled with shining tiles of white and buff; the Cecil has&#13;
a great Indian room of blue and yellow tiles; and, indeed, every big&#13;
hotel from the great pile of the Kensington Palace, in the west, to the&#13;
hotel of the Great Eastern Railway in Liverpool Street in the east, has&#13;
its grill-room, the simplicity of the fare and the fact that the raw&#13;
material is always on view to the diner before it is placed on the&#13;
grill being a guarantee of the quality of the meat.</p><p>Most of the restaurants also have their grills.</p><p>Romano's turned its old kitchen into a reproduction of a room in a&#13;
Russian farmhouse with horns on the walls and an icon up in a corner,&#13;
and even at one time carried realism to the point of putting the&#13;
waiters in this part of the establishment into white blouses with red&#13;
sashes at the waist, the dress the Tartar waiters in Moscow wear. You&#13;
get the restaurant food in this grill-room at about half the restaurant&#13;
prices. A new electric grill has been installed in this Russian room&#13;
which grills just as well and far more quickly than a charcoal or a&#13;
coal grill.</p><p>The Frascati, in Oxford Street, has a grill-room on the ground floor&#13;
with walls of white marble veined with grey, and with mirrors in&#13;
Oriental frames; and at the entrance to Tottenham Court Road the&#13;
Horseshoe has an excellent grill above its oyster saloon.</p><p>The Holborn shows originality in devoting a grill-room to ladies,&#13;
and in the old Freemasons' Tavern in Great Queen Street, which now&#13;
calls itself the Connaught Rooms, there is in the basement a large&#13;
grill-room, with a choice of three joints at luncheon time as well as&#13;
an extensive _carte du jour_, a grill which is much patronised by the&#13;
lawyers from Lincoln's Inn Fields. In the evening a dinner is served&#13;
in a smaller room, and I have dined there before going across the way&#13;
to the Kingsway Theatre. Those who dine are, I think, mostly connected&#13;
in some way or another with Freemasonry, and the talk that goes on at&#13;
the tables has reference to high offices in the Craft and Mark, to&#13;
"raising" and "passing," and to that ancient and sacred ritual which&#13;
ladies still believe to be in some way connected with a red-hot poker.</p><p>XVII</p><p>ROMANO'S</p><p>Alfonso Nicolino Romano, a head waiter at the Café Royal, in 1874&#13;
bought with his savings a small fried fish shop in the Strand,&#13;
converted it into a bar and restaurant, and in addition to his own&#13;
name on its front added Café Vaudeville, for it was, and is, almost&#13;
next door to the Vaudeville Theatre. Romano's in those days possessed&#13;
a central window flanked by two doors, one leading into the bar and&#13;
the other to the rooms above. In the window as an ornament was a small&#13;
aquarium which contained goldfish, and those fish must have lived&#13;
exciting, if short, lives, for the patrons of the bar tried to feed&#13;
them with cigar ash, lemon rind, burnt almonds, and torn-up notepaper,&#13;
and it is even said that "Hughie" Drummond, one of the most amusing and&#13;
most reckless of the clean-shirted Bohemians who made "the Roman's"&#13;
known all the world over, tried to take a swim with them.</p><p>Romano was a curly-haired, humorous, quick-witted little Italian who&#13;
talked a strange Anglo-Italian jargon--"Pore ole Romano e got badda&#13;
addick this morning" his usual morning greeting, was an example of&#13;
it--and who was on the easiest terms of familiarity with most of his&#13;
clients without ever overstepping the line. He had not very many&#13;
rules as to the conduct of his business, but one from which he never&#13;
departed was that he would under no circumstances make a reduction&#13;
in the total of a bill. He would give an aggrieved customer some of&#13;
the very best "cognac" of the house or split a bottle of the most&#13;
expensive champagne with him or ask him to dinner next day, but what&#13;
he would not do was to reduce any item in the account. One of the&#13;
most frequent forms of verbal invitation given by "The Roman" was to&#13;
a Sunday midday inspection of his cellars in the Adelphi arches. "You&#13;
coma see my cellars, Mister So-and-So Eskwire, best in London" was the&#13;
actual wording. Romano had come from a good school, and he laid down an&#13;
excellent cellar. The food in the restaurant was also beyond reproach.</p><p>Behind the bar, a bar which was always full of racing men, journalists,&#13;
coaching men, men from the Stock Exchange, men about town--for those&#13;
were the days when no man in the movement thought it undignified to be&#13;
seen standing up in a place of refreshment--was the restaurant. It was&#13;
little more than a corridor, a long, narrow room with space for one&#13;
line of tables only; but at those tables used habitually to sit the&#13;
merriest gathering of good fellows, and I include the ladies in that&#13;
term, that ever came together in a London restaurant. There were witty&#13;
journalists such as Shirley Brooks, "Pot" Stephens, "Jimmy" Davis,&#13;
and "Shifter," and there were men of the theatre--Cecil Raleigh, for&#13;
instance, and "Charlie" Harris, who when the waiter called the order&#13;
for his dinner down the speaking-tube always added himself "pour le&#13;
patron," for Romano, who lunched and dined at the table nearest the&#13;
bar door, was not likely to get a tough steak or a thin quail. There&#13;
were Guardsmen, such at "The Windsor Warrior," "Billie FitzDitto,"&#13;
"Haddocks," and "The Bonetwister," and men about town, of whom Hughie&#13;
Drummond and Fred Russell were perhaps the best known, and coaching&#13;
men, "Dickie the Driver" and "Swish" and "Partner," who used to&#13;
delight in bringing jolly old Jim Selby to dine; and Arthur Roberts,&#13;
then at the very top of his form, and "Mons" Marius, as representatives&#13;
of the actor fraternity. And around this kernel of good-fellowship&#13;
formed a fringe of other good fellows who came and went, men from&#13;
the country, men from the far parts of the world, soldiers, sailors,&#13;
planters, explorers, country squires. It was rather a clannish&#13;
gathering, for everybody seemed to know everybody else at the line of&#13;
tables, and people who were not taken into companionship, no difficult&#13;
matter if they were kindred souls, felt "out of it," and went elsewhere.</p><p>Between the Gaiety Theatre and Romano's there grew up an indefinite&#13;
alliance, and golden-hearted Nellie Farren would lunch there when a new&#13;
burlesque was in rehearsal, and "the Child" and dear "Jack" St John&#13;
and others of the principals looked with favour on the restaurant, and&#13;
on Lord Mayors' days made a brave show of beauty at the windows of the&#13;
first floor. The Gaiety Girls of those days, splendid women and jolly&#13;
good fellows, who enjoyed life, and by their beauty and sociability&#13;
helped other people to enjoy life, lunched and supped at the Roman's.&#13;
I have a dozen names at the tip of my pen, but if I wrote them down I&#13;
should stray into a gossip over the ladies of the burlesque and light&#13;
opera stages in the seventies and eighties, and should require columns&#13;
and columns of space to deal adequately with such a subject. Most&#13;
of them married, and, as the fairy tales have it, "lived happy ever&#13;
after." And the "halls," we didn't call them variety theatres then,&#13;
were also represented at the Roman's. Jolly, humorous Bessie Bellwood&#13;
lunched there five days out of six, though she kept the Roman humble&#13;
by asserting that she preferred the tripe and onions at Chick's to&#13;
anything his kitchen could produce, and when she was in good anecdotal&#13;
form kept everybody near her tremulous with laughter. And the sisters&#13;
Leamar, who used to sing a duet as to Romano's being "a paradise, sure,&#13;
in the Strand" and added the information that "the wines and the women&#13;
are grand," naturally paid frequent visits to the restaurant to assure&#13;
themselves that the description was a correct one.</p><p>The Roman gathered about him a staff which exactly suited the tone of&#13;
the restaurant, proof thereof being that so many of them remain in&#13;
its service to this day. M. Luigi Naintre, the manager of Romano's,&#13;
has climbed the ladder of promotion steadily through all the grades&#13;
at the restaurant, and though for a while after Romano's death he&#13;
wandered into other folds, one of the first acts of the company which&#13;
now controls the restaurant was to ask him to come back to it. Long&#13;
experience has taught him the art of making each frequenter of the&#13;
restaurant believe that the establishment is maintained entirely to&#13;
meet his or her taste and whims, and he is essentially the right man in&#13;
the right place. M. Minola, his second in command, also graduated in&#13;
the "Roman" school. The cellarman, L. Bendi, and the wine-butler, L.&#13;
Villa, have been in the restaurant as far back as I can remember.</p><p>I must pass quickly over the fire which burned down the old Romano's&#13;
and its rebuilding on the site of the old restaurant and on that of&#13;
another house next door. The panelled hall and, in the restaurant, the&#13;
Moorish arches with the pictures of the Bosphorus seen through them&#13;
were features of the new building, and remain to-day as they then were.&#13;
In the nineties Romano died of pneumonia, contracted by standing one&#13;
cold winter day outside the restaurant door with no great-coat on, and&#13;
the restaurant came under the Court of Chancery.</p><p>The Court of Chancery was not at all sorry to hand over its duties to&#13;
a company, with Mr Walter Pallant, the then chairman of the Gaiety&#13;
Company, as its chairman, which was formed to purchase the restaurant.&#13;
Mr "Teddy" Bayly, who as a patron of the restaurant had helped&#13;
materially in making the fortune of the Roman, became manager, and&#13;
Luigi was appointed as second in command. When Mr Bayly left Romano's&#13;
for a restaurant of his very own M. Luigi mounted one rung more of the&#13;
ladder of promotion and was appointed manager.</p><p>The first business of the company, after giving the building "a wash&#13;
and brush up," was to find a chef of celebrity and experience to take&#13;
charge of the kitchens. They found in M. Ferrario exactly the man for&#13;
whom they were looking. M. Ferrario had learned his art under M. Coste&#13;
in the kitchens of the Cecil, and when he himself became the commander&#13;
of the kitchens of a restaurant of the first class he showed that he&#13;
had used his powers of observation, that not only did he know all that&#13;
there was to be learned concerning the _haute cuisine française_,&#13;
but that he had an open mind with regard to the cookery of all other&#13;
nations. The _mouzakkas_ that M. Ferrario sends from his kitchen are&#13;
the best I have eaten outside Bucharest. He makes a ground-nut soup,&#13;
the one delicacy that Nigeria has added to the cookery book, quite&#13;
admirably, and Romano's is the only restaurant that I know of in Europe&#13;
where one can eat a Malay curry cooked as it is cooked in Malaya and&#13;
served in the Malay fashion, with sambals and with shining Malayan&#13;
shell spoons for the rice. What substitute M. Ferrario has found for&#13;
the fresh cocoa-nut pulp which is the foundation of all Malay curries&#13;
I do not know, but he has found something which replaces it admirably.&#13;
In the winter at lunch-time north countrymen say that Romano's&#13;
Lancashire hot-pot is the real thing, and there is another British&#13;
luncheon dish, gipsy-pot, which I eat at Romano's, a savoury stew of&#13;
chicken and cabbage and other vegetables and other meats, which I find&#13;
exceptionally good.</p><p>But perhaps I had better give you in detail what are the specialities&#13;
of Romano's kitchen. They are, for lunch: Malay curry of chicken,&#13;
Lancashire hot-pot and gipsy-pot. For dinner: _poule au pot, bortch à&#13;
la Russe, potage Normande, potage Nigérienne, filets de sole Romano,&#13;
filets de sole Sportive, sole au plat aux courgettes, sole à la crème,&#13;
truite George V., poulet nouveau Valencienne, perdreau Romano, mousse&#13;
de volaille au curry,_ the last being an admirable _mousse_ with just a&#13;
far-away reminiscence of India, a sort of dream of all the good curries&#13;
of the East, in it.</p><p>If I gave you the menus of all the nice little dinners for two of which&#13;
I have been one of the participators at Romano's I should fill a fat&#13;
volume. But here is a little spring dinner which will serve my purpose&#13;
very well:</p><p>Crevettes Roses.&#13;
                   Fumet de Volaille aux œufs Filés.&#13;
                       Filets de Sole Sportive.&#13;
                      Epaule de Pauillac Bergère.&#13;
                   Petits Pois Nouveaux à la Crème.&#13;
                        Asperges d'Argenteuil.&#13;
                             Sauce Divine.&#13;
                             Fraises Diva.</p><p>And the wine I drank with this was a bottle of 1900 St Marceaux, which&#13;
was the choice of the lady who honoured me with her company. The&#13;
_filets de sole Sportive_ are soles which bring to table with them just&#13;
a dream of Chablis, and which are nobly backed up by crayfish.</p><p>The old Romano's in its first period was very clannish. The new&#13;
Romano's, though it is a comparatively small restaurant, finds room for&#13;
all men and all ladies who love good food and who like the slightly&#13;
Bohemian, pleasantly Parisian, atmosphere of the "Paradise in the&#13;
Strand." I have seen a duchess dining at one of the corner tables,&#13;
and I do not suppose that there is a man about town, from dukes to&#13;
the latest emancipated Oxonian, who does not know Romano's and its&#13;
ways. The clientele varies with the different meals. At lunch-time,&#13;
particularly, if there are rehearsals in progress at the Adelphi or the&#13;
Gaiety or any of the other light opera or revue theatres, a host of&#13;
pretty little ladies go to Romano's and very probably the "Governor"&#13;
and the librettists and composers, and a stage director or two, will&#13;
be lunching at a corner table. Half-a-dozen other managers are sure&#13;
to be somewhere in the restaurant, and there will be ladies not of&#13;
the stage, and solicitors, and barristers from the Law Courts and a&#13;
plaintiff or two, and a journalist or two, a very interesting _salmis_&#13;
of the stage world and the business world and the world of Law, with a&#13;
good seasoning of men from the far parts of the world, and men about&#13;
town and soldiers and sailors. At dinner little parties going on to&#13;
the theatre finish their feasts about the time that the habitués of&#13;
the restaurant, who are going on nowhere or to a variety theatre, make&#13;
their appearance. At supper-time the stage is once again the most&#13;
strongly represented element, and there is no restaurant in Paris which&#13;
can show at this hour prettier faces or more unforced gaiety. The&#13;
bright young spirits from the 'varsities all love Romano's, but Luigi&#13;
has a wholesome fear of the "Twenty-firsters," as the boys call their&#13;
coming-of-age feasts, and the numbers at these gatherings at Romano's&#13;
are kept within very strict limits.</p><p>There is one happy young Oxonian who absolutely defeated Luigi at&#13;
a birthday feast. He had been solemnly warned that the spirits of&#13;
his party must not rise too high, and he and they had all behaved&#13;
with quite suspicious decorum during supper. The band had finished&#13;
playing, and the bandmaster, on departing, had locked the door of the&#13;
pulpit-like Moorish bandstand that projects high up into the room.&#13;
When closing hour came and all the guests were moving out except the&#13;
party of young Oxonians Luigi told them that they also must take their&#13;
departure. But their leader begged to be allowed to sit on for a few&#13;
seconds longer, even though the lights were turned out. Out went the&#13;
lights, and then here and there a single light was put up again that&#13;
the waiters might see to pile the chairs on the tables and put the&#13;
restaurant into its night attire. Luigi, looking at the supper-party,&#13;
thought that their numbers had diminished, and from the bandstand came&#13;
the sound of someone playing the piano. In the two seconds of darkness&#13;
the giver of the feast had performed a really wonderful gymnastic&#13;
feat. Jumping off from the back of one of his guests, he had climbed&#13;
up into the bandstand and had taken his seat at the piano. The door&#13;
was locked and the key gone home with the bandmaster; his fortress&#13;
was unstormable, and he was in complete possession. For a quarter of&#13;
an hour or so he played little selections at the piano, inquiring of&#13;
Luigi, who stood below, what were his favourite airs, and it was only&#13;
when his musical repertoire ran out that he climbed out of his aerie&#13;
and dropped to the floor.</p><p>On occasions, generally on the evening of first nights at the theatres,&#13;
when an extension has been obtained, suppers at Romano's sometimes&#13;
end in little dances. But the great dance of the year at Romano's&#13;
is the "Twelfth Night," one which is not so much a party given by&#13;
the restaurant as a party given to themselves by the habitués of the&#13;
restaurant. All the tables for this night are secured weeks in advance,&#13;
each host pays for his own party, but Romano's supplies all the toys&#13;
and the presents, the masks and tambourines, and anything new in&#13;
trifles that is to be bought in any city of the world. The shops of&#13;
Paris and Vienna are ransacked to provide novelties for this evening.&#13;
The spirit of Paris always hovers above Romano's, but this particular&#13;
night in its fun without rowdiness is the most Parisian night of the&#13;
year.</p><p>Romano's as it now is is very different in its arrangements from the&#13;
restaurant that the company took over from the Court of Chancery. What&#13;
was the linen room is now a gallery, which is nicknamed the "Bird&#13;
Cage," looking down on to the restaurant. The kitchen has been taken&#13;
away from below the restaurant and put behind it, and where the kitchen&#13;
was is now a grill-room with lattice-work arbours decked with vines and&#13;
a vista leading up to a little fountain. The whole scheme of decoration&#13;
of the restaurant is now of the lightest of light Moorish design, the&#13;
details being copied from the Alhambra at Granada. The most important&#13;
change of all is the disappearance of the old bar, a bar which in its&#13;
day made history, its place being taken by a little waiting-room,&#13;
which is a reproduction in most of its details of the Henri IV. room&#13;
in the Victoria and Albert Museum. A good deal of loving care has been&#13;
bestowed on all the details of the decoration and equipment of the&#13;
restaurant. Look at the brass handles on the doors leading into the&#13;
hall, and you will see that they are admirable works of art. In the&#13;
same way the napery put on the table at dinner-time before coffee is&#13;
served is well worth a glance. Some of the china is quite beautiful&#13;
in pattern, and the gilt finger-bowl brought you at dessert is very&#13;
probably a copy of some of the loot taken by Attila and now preserved&#13;
in the Budapest museum.</p><p>Banquets are sometimes given at Romano's in the private room looking&#13;
down on the Strand, which has been shut off from the balcony, and no&#13;
better indication of the type of these could be given than by setting&#13;
down the menu of the latest dinner of the Wine Connoisseurs' Club, at&#13;
which there were forty guests:</p><p>Cantaloup Glacé.&#13;
                            Tortue Claire.&#13;
                     Velouté de Volaille Duchesse.&#13;
                           Truite George V.&#13;
                    Ris de Veau aux Perles Noires.&#13;
                    Selle de Béhague aux Primeurs.&#13;
                             Pommes Ideal.&#13;
                         Granite au Clicquot.&#13;
                     Poularde Flanquée D'Ortolans.&#13;
                            Salade Romaine.&#13;
                    Asperges Vertes, Sauce Divine.&#13;
                          Pêches Orientales.&#13;
                             Mignardises.&#13;
                        Paillettes au Parmesan.&#13;
                               Dessert.</p><p>The _Truite George V._ which has a place in this menu is one of the&#13;
specialities of the house. It is a salmon trout, braized in port,&#13;
served cold on ice with sliced oranges and a luscious jelly.</p><p>Little Romano used to allude to his cellars, as I have written, as&#13;
"best in London," and the restaurant has always had a celebrity for&#13;
the great choice of champagnes of the great brands and great years it&#13;
offers its patrons. Most of the profits made during the last few years&#13;
have been expended on champagnes, and no restaurant in London is better&#13;
prepared to face that champagne famine which will so soon be upon us.</p><p>XVIII</p><p>IN THE HOUSE OF COMMONS</p><p>One of our legislators had very kindly asked me to dine with him at&#13;
the House of Commons, at eight-fifteen P.M., and had told me that he&#13;
would meet me at the public entrance. When I mentioned his name to the&#13;
civil young policeman at the outer door he touched his helmet and said&#13;
that my host had just gone through, so I followed on his tracks. I went&#13;
past Westminster Hall, which was in splints, for the ceiling was under&#13;
repair, and along that other great hall where statesmen of the past&#13;
stand looking their very best in marble. There were two lines of the&#13;
public sitting on the benches in between the marble statues, no doubt&#13;
hoping eventually to obtain admission to the Strangers' Gallery, for it&#13;
was the winding-up night of the Marconi debate. I mentioned my host's&#13;
name to every policeman I came across, because I found that when I&#13;
did so they touched their helmets and looked pleased, and I am always&#13;
delighted to give inexpensive pleasure to any policeman.</p><p>In the public lobby the legislator, who, incidentally I may mention,&#13;
is Chairman of the Kitchen Committee, found me and took me in the&#13;
direction of the dining-rooms. We passed the new fireplace that the&#13;
House of Commons has presented to itself, quite the most tasty thing&#13;
in fireplaces I have ever seen, with a sort of glorified ingle-nook&#13;
seat on either side of it. I peeped through the glass door into the&#13;
members' dining-room with its handsome panelling, and the Ministerial&#13;
Room, where some fine portraits hang on the walls, and eventually we&#13;
went down the staircase with the good napkin panelling on either side,&#13;
looked at that other staircase which was in course of construction&#13;
for the convenience of lady guests, came to the long corridor where&#13;
the photographs taken by Sir Benjamin Stone hang, and going down it&#13;
had glimpses through open doors of dinner-parties in which ladies&#13;
predominated, all mighty merry, and twittering like the birds in an&#13;
aviary. From the chairman's own room, which he occasionally lends to&#13;
his brother members, sallied forth a Ministerial Whip, who seized my&#13;
host by the arm, held an open wine list before him as though they&#13;
were going to sing hymns out of the same book, and asked him what&#13;
champagne he ought to order for his guests. That knotty point being&#13;
settled I gave up my hat and coat to an attendant, and followed my&#13;
host, who threaded his way through the tables in the largest Strangers'&#13;
dining-room to his own particular dining spot in a recess which&#13;
commands a view of the whole of the room.</p><p>It is an exceedingly pleasant dining-room. The walls are of panels of&#13;
grey and white, framed in light wood, with on them good prints in black&#13;
frames, the gifts of M.P.'s who love their House just as ordinary men&#13;
love their pet clubs. The four-square pillars which support the roof&#13;
are painted cream colour; light is thrown up on to the ceiling from&#13;
glass electroliers, shaped like round shields, and here and there a&#13;
palm and some green screens give a restful note of cool colour. At&#13;
one end of the room a clock on the wall reminds M.P.'s of the passing&#13;
time, and at the other end, on a roll of paper, which passes through a&#13;
wooden frame, is printed the name of the member who at the moment is&#13;
addressing the House. The windows of this pleasant dining-room look&#13;
out on to the terrace and across the river to the great hospital,&#13;
behind which the sky still held some of the rose of sunset. There were&#13;
dinner-parties innumerable being held in the room, and the manager&#13;
informed us later that he had been obliged to tell many would-be hosts&#13;
that he could not find room for their parties.</p><p>A great debate means a gala night in the dining-rooms of the House, and&#13;
had I not known where I was, looking at the pretty and smartly dressed&#13;
ladies and their smiling hosts, I should have thought that I was in one&#13;
of the smaller dining-rooms of one of our great restaurants. Here and&#13;
there amongst the guests and the dinner-givers were faces I recognised,&#13;
and the legislator told me during the course of our dinner who were the&#13;
other hosts at the different tables, for he probably knows personally&#13;
more men of all the different parties than does any other member of the&#13;
House.</p><p>"I have ordered a very small dinner," said my host, as a waiter brought&#13;
us a pot of caviare ensconced in a basin of crushed ice, and this was&#13;
the menu of the said small dinner:</p><p>Caviare.&#13;
                         Consommé d'Aremberg.&#13;
                        Homard Sauté Paillard.&#13;
                   Noisettes d'Agneau aux Primeurs.&#13;
                             Pommes Suzon.&#13;
                     Cailles de Vigne sur Canapés.&#13;
                   Salad Cœur de Laitues au Citron.&#13;
                     Asperges Anglo et Française.&#13;
                           Sauce Mousseline.&#13;
                           Pêches Flambées.&#13;
                               Dessert.</p><p>The lobster was an admirable dish, the rice served with it being a&#13;
corrective to the exceeding richness of the liquid, and when the&#13;
chairman and myself had eaten it with great relish I suggested to him&#13;
that part of the pleasure it had given us was the fact that neither&#13;
of us ought to have touched it at all, for the chairman had only just&#13;
recovered from a second bout of influenza, and my tame doctor would&#13;
have had a fit if he had known that I made a clean plate of such a rich&#13;
delicacy. The dinner throughout was admirable, and I asked my host who&#13;
was the _chef de cuisine_, and what was his history. The chef to the&#13;
House, he told me, is M. Roux, who looks to M. Escoffier as the great&#13;
master under whom he learned his art.</p><p>My host had told me to ask him any questions I liked concerning the&#13;
catering and the management of the kitchens and dining-rooms, and I&#13;
learned that the committee consists of sixteen members drawn from&#13;
every party in the House, and that it meets once a week; that the&#13;
allowance made by the House for the upkeep of its dining-rooms is £2600&#13;
a year, and that the turn-over is usually about £17,000 a year, but&#13;
that in 1912, being an exceptionally busy one, it rose to £25,000. I&#13;
also learned that there is always first-class specialist advice ready&#13;
to be called in, for no matter what subject is under discussion--be&#13;
it tablecloths, or cutlery or glass--there is sure to be amongst the&#13;
members of the House someone who is the highest authority on the&#13;
subject, and who willingly comes to the assistance of the Kitchen&#13;
Committee.</p><p>When I began to ask questions about the regular House dinner and&#13;
about that celebrated shilling dinner of which the outside public&#13;
hear so much, the Chairman sent for the manager, a young man who has&#13;
stepped from the post of assistant into the full-blown dignity of the&#13;
managerial frock-coat, and asked him to show me the menus of the day&#13;
and the wine list. There was a tone of pride in the manager's voice&#13;
when he said that 300 dinners had been served that evening in the&#13;
upstairs rooms, and he also told me the number of the guests in the&#13;
downstairs rooms--186, I think he said, in all. The shilling dinner,&#13;
of which about 150 are served each night, consists of fish or entrée,&#13;
or joints, two vegetables, bread or plain toast, a pat of butter&#13;
and Cheddar or Cheshire cheese. There is also a vegetarian dinner&#13;
ready at a quarter of an hour's notice, from six till nine o'clock,&#13;
which on that particular night consisted of _crème d'asperges, œufs&#13;
a la tripe, carottes à la crème,_ or _haricots verts au beurre_ or&#13;
_macaroni Milanaise,_ and cheese and butter. And there is a half-crown&#13;
dinner of the day of four courses, vegetables and cheese and butter.&#13;
Sixpence table money is charged for guests. This is the menu of the&#13;
five-shilling dinner of that day, and it reads to me a very good one:</p><p>Melon Glacé.&#13;
                 Consommé Froide or Crème d'Asperges.&#13;
                        Filets de Sole Dejazet.&#13;
                    Quartier d'Agneau à la Broche.&#13;
                           Pommes Fondantes.&#13;
                        Petits Pois au Beurre.&#13;
                      Cailles de Vigne Casserole.&#13;
                            Salade Romaine.&#13;
                           Bombe Fraisalia.&#13;
                         Croustades Maltaises.&#13;
                               Dessert.</p><p>There is also a grill menu and a long list of cold joints. To make the&#13;
list of menus complete, the manager showed me that of the two-shilling&#13;
dinner, which is ready at six o'clock, served in the dining-room of the&#13;
Press Gallery. Later on in the evening I was shown the separate kitchen&#13;
which serves the dining-room of the Gallery and saw that it was as well&#13;
organised as is everything else in the kitchen department of the House.&#13;
Looking through the wine list, I noticed that some of the sherries have&#13;
come from Windsor Castle, Marlborough House and Sandringham; the most&#13;
expensive of these being that--bottled 1875--from Windsor, for which&#13;
12s. 6d. a bottle is charged. But a glass of Amontillado costs no more&#13;
than 4d. Sixpence a glass is the lowest price charged for any port, and&#13;
the most expensive on the list is Cockburn's 1847, bottled 1850, which&#13;
is a guinea a bottle. There are some 1898 champagnes still on the list,&#13;
and some 1900. The wines of 1904 make the longest list, Veuve Clicquot&#13;
heading the roll at 13s. 6d. a bottle; Heidsieck Dry Monopole, Pommery&#13;
and Greno, Pol Roger, Moët and Chandon, Krug and Monte Bello varying in&#13;
price from 13s. 6d. to 10s. a bottle. The brand Deutz and Gelderman is&#13;
represented by pints at 6s. 6d., and the magnums of Monte Bello cost&#13;
18s. 6d.</p><p>Our dinner finished and all the questions that I could think of asked&#13;
and answered, my host took me out on to the terrace to drink our&#13;
coffee. All the light of the sunset had died out, and the long lines&#13;
of lamps on the Embankment across the river were shining brilliantly.&#13;
Across Westminster Bridge the tramcars, all blazing with light, were&#13;
passing and repassing each other, an effect I commend to Mr Arthur&#13;
Collins for use in some future Drury Lane production. The terrace&#13;
itself is dimly lighted by gas lamps, but this half light, pleasant and&#13;
in keeping with the solemn mystery of the great, dark river that flows&#13;
past, seems to frame fittingly the brilliance of the wonderful night&#13;
scene. Little groups of ladies were about the tables in that centre&#13;
space where members may dispense hospitality. The talk of the men who&#13;
came to speak to my host was all of what was in progress in the chamber&#13;
of debate upstairs, of the pity of it that no agreement had been come&#13;
to and that a division was necessary, of the admirable speech that Mr&#13;
Balfour had made in the afternoon, and such-like matters.</p><p>I felt that I had kept my host too long from his place and wished to&#13;
bid him good-night there and then, but he said that though he had&#13;
failed to obtain a ticket for me in the afternoon to hear the debate,&#13;
he would try again; so upstairs we went, and he left me in charge, in&#13;
the Members' Lobby, of a benign old gentleman with a pointed white&#13;
beard and wearing knee-breeches, while he went inside to see what he&#13;
could do. He returned waving a card, the white-bearded gentleman looked&#13;
even more benign, and took my hat and coat, and I was sent with the&#13;
card up a little flight of stairs. In perfect comfort I listened to&#13;
Mr Bonar Law making his points on the Unionist side, rapping with his&#13;
finger-nails on the big box on the table as he did so, and then heard&#13;
Sir Edward Grey, tucking his right hand under his frock-coat as though&#13;
that garment pinched him below the arm, reply for the Government;&#13;
watched the members stream out for the division, heard the numbers read&#13;
out, and saw the end of an historic debate.</p><p>A most pleasant and interesting evening.</p><p>XIX</p><p>A REGIMENTAL DINNER</p><p>AT THE TROCADERO</p><p>The Commissionaire at the centre entrance to the Trocadero greets me&#13;
with "Regimental dinner, sir? First floor, leave your coat and hat to&#13;
the right." A very intelligent man this commissionaire, an old soldier&#13;
who knows another old soldier when he sees him. I leave my coat and&#13;
hat as directed, ascend in the lift, and am disgorged into a corridor,&#13;
the walls of which are covered with an inlay of gold Venetian glass&#13;
tesseræ, pay the very small sum that subscribers to the Regimental&#13;
Dinner Club are mulcted, and go into a screened-off space of the large&#13;
banqueting-room in which the feast is to be held. Here two score&#13;
gentlemen, old and young, most of them with a bar of miniature medals&#13;
on the lapels of their evening coats, are talking, laughing, moving to&#13;
and fro, and shaking hands with great heartiness. It is by no means a&#13;
_mauvais quart d'heure_ these minutes of assembling before a regimental&#13;
dinner, for old friends who see each other only once a year meet&#13;
then, and the inquiries as to each other's health and prosperity and&#13;
happiness are no formal compliments, but a real desire to know how the&#13;
world wags with old comrades in arms.</p><p>The screens that divide the room in two are withdrawn and the company&#13;
take their places at the table in no set order, though the veterans&#13;
all try to sit next to some old friend of their soldiering days and&#13;
the subalterns cling together in little swarms at the far ends of the&#13;
table. The room in which we are dining, the Alexandra, is panelled to&#13;
a man's height with dark marbles, with central squares of light marble,&#13;
and there are at one end pillars of black wood fluted with gold.&#13;
It is a room with a dignity of its own. Through the lace-curtained&#13;
windows can be seen the electric advertisements on the other side&#13;
of Shaftesbury Avenue, advertisements which set forth in a blaze of&#13;
alternating red and green and white light the virtues of somebody's&#13;
whisky and somebody else's cigarettes, and through the open windows&#13;
come the roar of the traffic and the hoots of the motor horns. We&#13;
are dining on the very hub of London. The table for the dinner is of&#13;
horseshoe shape, with another length of table running up the centre.&#13;
There are candles with pink shades, and pink flowers in vases and&#13;
strewn on the table in garlands. The Major-General, who is the full&#13;
Colonel of the regiment, who served in it for many long years, and&#13;
was at one time the Adjutant of one of the battalions, sits at the&#13;
top of the bend of the horseshoe, and chance, not precedence, has put&#13;
me on one side of him. The two Brigadier-Generals who are amongst&#13;
the diners, each of whom wears, as our chairman does, his C.B. cross&#13;
at one end of his long bars of miniature medals and decorations, are&#13;
somewhere farther down the curve of the horseshoe, and brevet colonels&#13;
and subalterns and captains and lieutenant-colonels and majors all sit&#13;
where fancy leads them, some of the seniors to talk to the son of an&#13;
old friend, a boy who has just joined, some to talk polo, or fishing,&#13;
or gardening, or shooting, or the iniquities of the Land Tax with&#13;
friends of like tastes.</p><p>A Regimental Dinner ought to be described by some lady novelist who&#13;
has never been to one and is in no way hampered by any unromantic&#13;
facts. Grizzled men bearing the scars of old wounds should talk to&#13;
each other of midnight marches and fierce charges and hand-to-hand&#13;
combats, and tell the tale over their port of how Billy Bright Eyes,&#13;
the curly-headed drummer of Company B, won the Victoria Cross on some&#13;
day of awful slaughter. Unfortunately for picturesqueness' sake the&#13;
grizzled men talk about nothing of the kind. The man who could narrate&#13;
as moving stories as ever Othello dropped into Desdemona's willing ear&#13;
tells his next-door neighbour of the fishing in Norway he has taken&#13;
this year and of the advantages of travelling to it from the port in a&#13;
motor car instead of going on the old country conveyances. The man who&#13;
really earned a V.C. in South Africa, though there were no lookers-on&#13;
to write glowing accounts to headquarters, is discussing with another&#13;
man of many battles the advantages of Waterloo over other late-bearing&#13;
strawberry plants, and laments that there are no pears this year on&#13;
any of his trees. Tales of a big night at mess in "The Shiny," when&#13;
a Highland regiment, passing through, was entertained at a dinner&#13;
which only ended when the pipes were playing "Hey Johnnie Cope" in the&#13;
grey before sunrise, may stray casually into the conversation, and a&#13;
regretful word or two may be said that the regimental polo fund in&#13;
India had not enough ready money to buy a certain pony which would just&#13;
have won a match for the regiment in an important tournament. Cricket,&#13;
polo, grouse moors, the coming hunting season, the present play at the&#13;
Gaiety, the merits of the various revues are the things talked about,&#13;
and "shop" is almost as rigidly excluded from the conversation as&#13;
though the dinner was taking place in the regimental mess.</p><p>The length of a regimental dinner is as difficult to curtail as is that&#13;
of a City feast or a Masonic banquet, for any manager of a restaurant&#13;
or any _maître d'hôtel_ considers it to be an "important" meal, and&#13;
believes that the guests will not think they have dined satisfactorily&#13;
unless they have eaten prodigiously. But the three officers who manage&#13;
our Regimental Dinner Club are happily men of the world as well as old&#13;
soldiers, and they insist that the dinner shall be ordered to please&#13;
the tastes of those who dine, and not of those who serve the dinner.&#13;
This is the menu of the Trocadero dinner. The little circle of beef&#13;
offered to each man is the only heavy dish in it, and the chicken with&#13;
its tempting stuffing is the only rich dish that it contains:</p><p>Melon Glacé.&#13;
                        Hors d'œuvre de Choix.&#13;
                            Tortue Claire.&#13;
               Truite de Rivière au bleu, Beurre fondu.&#13;
                            Pommes nature.&#13;
                      Poularde du Mans Favorite.&#13;
                      Médaillon de Bœuf Rossini.&#13;
                           Spoom au Kummel.&#13;
                    Caille de Vigne sur Croustade.&#13;
                            Salade Romaine.&#13;
                  Asperges nouvelles, Sauce Maltaise.&#13;
                         Fraises à la Zouave.&#13;
                       Corbeille de Friandises.&#13;
                         Pailles au Parmesan.&#13;
                               Dessert.&#13;
                                 Café.</p><p>VINS.&#13;
                                Punch.&#13;
                         Johannisberger, 1900.&#13;
                        Chas. Heidsieck, 1904.&#13;
                        Moët et Chandon, 1904.&#13;
                     Château Branaire Ducru, 1900.&#13;
                           Dow's 1890 Port.&#13;
                      Courvoisier's 1831 Brandy.</p><p>The menu, according to custom immemorial, is decorated with the crests&#13;
of the regiment, with the date of its raising, 1572, and with a little&#13;
picture of the uniform of the regiment in the year 1684, when the full&#13;
privates wore black boy-scout hats, bands such as barristers still&#13;
wear, and coats with very long skirts.</p><p>Twenty years ago no regimental dinner could have been held without&#13;
interminable speeches, which were sometimes listened to with scant&#13;
patience by the subalterns, who wanted to get to the Empire or the&#13;
Alhambra before the performance ended. Nowadays there are no speeches,&#13;
at all events at our dinner, and the only toast proposed is that of&#13;
"The King." After this loyal toast has been drunk and the cigars&#13;
lighted, all formality vanishes, every man moves from his place and&#13;
goes to talk to those of his old friends who have been out of earshot&#13;
during dinner; the subalterns make inquiries as to whether the Cabaret&#13;
Club or the Four Hundred Club is the most amusing place in which to&#13;
keep awake after all the restaurants are shut, and as eleven o'clock&#13;
comes some of the guests go off to the Service clubs, some have to&#13;
catch last trains, and the commissionaire downstairs has a busy time&#13;
whistling for taxis.</p><p>There is not much ancient history to delve into with regard to the&#13;
Trocadero Restaurant. Part of it stands on the ground which, when Great&#13;
Windmill Street was a cul-de-sac, before Shaftesbury Avenue was made,&#13;
was occupied by the Argyle Dancing Rooms, familiarly known as "The&#13;
Duke's." "The Duke's" played its part in the night life of London in&#13;
the sixties and seventies, when Kate Hamilton's and the other night&#13;
houses still existed in the Haymarket, and though there were occasional&#13;
rows there, some of the officers of one of the Household cavalry&#13;
regiments being on one occasion marched off to the police station,&#13;
it was on the whole a well-conducted establishment, with an admirable&#13;
orchestra to play dance music. But the spasm of morality which passed&#13;
over London towards the end of the last century swept the Argyle Rooms&#13;
out of existence, and their proprietor, Mr "Bob" Bignell, converted&#13;
the vacant rooms into the Trocadero Music Hall. Mr "Sam" Adams was the&#13;
next proprietor of the music-hall, and then Mr Joseph Lyons, who was&#13;
not yet a knight, saw the possibilities of the site for a restaurant,&#13;
and gave a very large price for the old hall. The Trocadero Restaurant,&#13;
when it first was built, was only half as large as it is now, for that&#13;
red-brick portion of it which faces Shaftesbury Avenue was a nest of&#13;
flats and chambers, and the conversion of this building when Lyons &amp;&#13;
Company bought it, into restaurant premises, was an architectural feat.&#13;
Where the old building ends and the additions begin can be clearly seen&#13;
by the difference in the architecture.</p><p>It is a curious fact that Sir Joseph Lyons, the head and mainspring&#13;
of the great organisation which controls the scores of restaurants&#13;
and hundreds of tea-shops belonging to Lyons &amp; Company, wished in his&#13;
youthful days to be an artist, and that his amusement now, whenever he&#13;
has any leisure, which he rarely has, is to paint sunsets.</p><p>XX</p><p>"JOLLY GOOD"</p><p>A HALF-GUINEA DINNER AT THE TROCADERO</p><p>No account of the Trocadero would be complete without an allusion to&#13;
the _table d'hôte_ dinners which are served in the great hall of the&#13;
restaurant, and I do not think that I can do better than reprint the&#13;
account of a half-guinea dinner I gave there some ten years ago to a&#13;
small Harrow boy. The Mr Lyons of the article is now Sir Joseph, and&#13;
I fancy that the Messrs Salmon, who are now County Councillors and&#13;
members of many other important bodies, are too busy to show even&#13;
such an important person as a young Harrovian all the glories of the&#13;
restaurant. But in all essentials the half-guinea dinner of to-day at&#13;
the Trocadero is much as it was ten years ago. It was excellent then&#13;
and is excellent now.</p><p>*       *       *       *       *</p><p>I dined one day early last week at the Trocadero, a little specially&#13;
ordered _tête-à-tête_ dinner over which the chef had taken much&#13;
trouble--his _Suprêmes de sole Trocadéro_ and _Poulet de printemps&#13;
Rodisi_ are well worth remembering--and while I drank the Moët '84,&#13;
cuvée 1714, and luxuriated in some brandy dating back to 1815, the&#13;
solution of a problem that had puzzled me mildly came to me.</p><p>An old friend was sending his son, a boy at Harrow, up to London to&#13;
see a dentist before going back to school, and asked me if I would&#13;
mind giving him something to eat, and taking him to a performance&#13;
of some kind. I said "Yes," of course; but I felt it was something&#13;
of an undertaking. When I was at Harrow my ideas of luxury consisted&#13;
of ices at Fuller's and sausages and mashed potatoes carried home in&#13;
a paper bag. I had no idea as to what Jones minor's tastes might be;&#13;
but if he was anything like what I was then he would prefer plenty of&#13;
good food, combined with music and gorgeousness and excitement, to&#13;
the most delicate _mousse_ ever made, eaten in philosophic calm. The&#13;
Trocadero was the place; if he was not impressed by the dinner, by the&#13;
magnificence of the rooms, by the beautiful staircase, by the music,&#13;
then I did not know my Harrow boy.</p><p>Jones minor arrived at my club at five minutes to the half-past seven,&#13;
and I saw at once that he was not a young gentleman to be easily&#13;
impressed. He had on a faultless black short jacket and trousers, a&#13;
white waistcoat, and a tuberose in his buttonhole. I asked him if he&#13;
knew the Trocadero, and he said that he had not dined there; but plenty&#13;
of boys in his house had, and had said that it was jolly good.</p><p>When we came to the entrance of the Trocadero, an entrance that always&#13;
impresses me by its palatial splendour, I pointed out to him the veined&#13;
marble of the walls and the magnificent frieze in which Messrs Moira&#13;
and Jenkins, two of the cleverest of our young artists, have struck out&#13;
a new line of decoration; and when I had paused a while to let him take&#13;
it in I asked him what he thought of it, and he said he thought it was&#13;
jolly good.</p><p>Mr Alfred Salmon, in chief command, and the good-looking _maître&#13;
d'hôtel_, both saw us to our table, and a plump waiter whom I remember&#13;
of old at the Savoy was there with the various menu cards in his hand.&#13;
The table had been heaped with roses in our honour, and I felt that all&#13;
this attention must impress Jones minor; but he unfolded his napkin&#13;
with the calm of unconcern, and I regretted that I had not arranged to&#13;
have the band play "See the Conquering Hero Comes" and have a triumphal&#13;
arch erected in his honour.</p><p>I had intended to give him the five-shilling _table d'hôte_ meal;&#13;
but in face of this calm superiority I abandoned that, skipped the&#13;
seven-and-six _table d'hôte_ as well, and ordered the half-guinea one.&#13;
I had thought that three-and-sixpennyworth of wine should be ample for&#13;
a growing boy, but having rushed into reckless extravagance over the&#13;
food I thought I would let him try seven-and-sixpenny worth of wine. I&#13;
personally ordered a pint of 277, which is an excellent wine. I told&#13;
Jones minor that the doctor told me not to mix my wines, and he said&#13;
something about having to be careful when one got old that I did not&#13;
think sounded at all nice.</p><p>While we paused, waiting for the _hors d'œuvre_, I drew his attention&#13;
to all the gorgeousness of the grand restaurant, the cream and gold,&#13;
the hand-painted ceiling-panels, on which the cupids sport, the&#13;
brocades and silks of the wall-panels, the broad band of gold of the&#13;
gallery running round the room, the crimson and gold draperies, the&#13;
glimpse of the blue and white and gold of the _salon_ seen through the&#13;
dark framing of the _portières_; I bade him note the morocco leather&#13;
chairs with gold initials on the back, and the same initials on the&#13;
collars of the servants. It is a blaze of gorgeousness that recalls&#13;
to me some dream of the Arabian Nights; but Jones minor said somewhat&#13;
coldly that he thought it jolly good.</p><p>We drank our _potage vert-pré_ out of silver plates, but this had no&#13;
more effect on Jones minor than if they had been earthenware. I drew&#13;
his attention to the excellent band up above, in their gilded cage. I&#13;
pointed out to him amidst the crowd of diners two ex-Lord Mayors, an&#13;
A.D.C. to Royalty, the most popular low comedian of the day, a member&#13;
of the last Cabinet, our foremost dramatic critic and his wife, and one&#13;
of our leading lawyers. Jones minor had no objection to their presence,&#13;
but nothing more. The only interest he showed was in a table at which&#13;
an Irish M.P. was entertaining his family, among them two Eton boys,&#13;
and towards them his attitude was haughty but hostile.</p><p>So I tried to thaw him while we ate our whitebait, which was capitally&#13;
cooked, by telling him tales of the criminal existence I led when I was&#13;
a boy at Harrow. I told him how I put my foot in the door of Mr Bull's&#13;
classroom when it was being closed at early morning school time. I told&#13;
him how I took up alternate halves of one exercise of rule of three&#13;
through one whole term to "Old Teek." I told him how I and another bad&#13;
boy lay for two hours in a bed of nettles on Kingsbury race-course,&#13;
because we thought a man watching the races with his back to us was Mr&#13;
Middlemist. And I asked him if Harrow was likely to be badly beaten by&#13;
Eton in the coming match at Lord's.</p><p>This for a moment thawed Jones minor into humanity. Harrow, he said,&#13;
was going to jolly well lick Eton in one innings, and before the boy&#13;
froze up again I learned that the Headmaster's had beaten some other&#13;
house in the final of the Torpid football matches, and several other&#13;
items of interesting news.</p><p>The _filets mignons_, from his face, Jones minor seemed to like; but&#13;
he restrained all his emotions with Spartan severity. He did not&#13;
contradict me when I said that the _petites bouchées à la St-Hubert_&#13;
were good; but he ate three _sorbets_, and looked as if he could tackle&#13;
three more, which showed me that the real spirit of the Harrow boy was&#13;
there somewhere under the glacial surface, if I could only get at it.</p><p>Mr Lyons, piercing of eye, his head-covering worn a little through by&#13;
the worries of the magnitude of his many undertakings, with little&#13;
side-whiskers and a little moustache, passed by, and I introduced the&#13;
boy to him, and afterwards explained the number of strings pulled by&#13;
this Napoleon of supply, and at the mention of a "grub shop in every&#13;
other street" Jones minor's eyes brightened.</p><p>When Jones minor had made a clean sweep of the plate of _petits fours_,&#13;
and had drained the last drops of his glass of Chartreuse, I thought I&#13;
might venture to ask him how he liked his dinner, as a whole. This was&#13;
what he had conscientiously eaten through:</p><p>Hors d'œuvre variés.&#13;
                Consommé Monte Carlo. Potage vert-pré.&#13;
        Petites soles à la Florentine. Blanchailles au citron.&#13;
                      Filets mignons à la Rachel.&#13;
                   Petites bouchées à la St-Hubert.&#13;
                                Sorbet.&#13;
                    Poularde de Surrey à la broche.&#13;
                            Salade saison.&#13;
                  Asperges nouvelles. Sauce mousseux.&#13;
                           Charlotte russe.&#13;
                       Soufflé glacé Pompadour.&#13;
                        Petits fours. Dessert.</p><p>He had drunk a glass of Amontillado, a glass of '89 Liebfraumilch,&#13;
two glasses of Deutz and Gelderman, a glass of dessert claret, and a&#13;
glass of liqueur, and when pressed for a critical opinion, said that he&#13;
thought that it was jolly good.</p><p>Impressed into using a new adjective Jones minor should be somehow. So,&#13;
with Mr Isidore Salmon as escort, I took him over the big house from&#13;
top to bottom. He shook the chef's hand with the serenity of a prince&#13;
in the kitchen at the top of the house, and showed some interest in the&#13;
wonderful roasting arrangements worked by electricity and the clever&#13;
method of registering orders. He gazed at the mighty stores of meat and&#13;
vegetables, peeped into the cosy private dining-rooms, had the beauties&#13;
of the noble Empire ballroom explained to him, and finally, in the&#13;
grill-room, amid the surroundings of Cippolini marble and old copper,&#13;
the excellent string band played a gavotte, at my request, as being&#13;
likely to take his fancy.</p><p>Then I asked Jones minor what he thought of it all, and he said that he&#13;
thought it jolly good.</p><p>I paid my bill: Two dinners, £1, 1s.; _table d'hôte_ wine, 7s. 6d.;&#13;
half 277, 7s.; liqueur, 2s. 6d.; total, £1, 18s.; and asked Jones minor&#13;
where he would like to go and be amused. He said he had heard that the&#13;
Empire was jolly good.</p><p>XXI</p><p>IN THE SHADOW OF THE PALACE THEATRE</p><p>KETTNER'S LE DINER FRANÇAIS</p><p>I know as a result of my early training in Miss Woodman's school for&#13;
the "sons of the nobility and gentry" in Somerset Street, off Orchard&#13;
Street, that a piece of land almost entirely surrounded by water is&#13;
called a peninsula. But I was never instructed in any school as to&#13;
there being a special name for a theatre almost entirely surrounded by&#13;
restaurants. If there is such a name it should be applied to the Palace&#13;
Theatre, for restaurants have sprouted up about it just as grass grows&#13;
round the foot of a tree.</p><p>Of this group of restaurants two at least that I know deserve special&#13;
mention, one as having been the pioneer of clean restaurant kitchens&#13;
and the other, a very cheap restaurant, as having made the fortune&#13;
of one restaurateur and of being in the course of making the fortune&#13;
of his successor. Kettner's, in Church Street, was the first small&#13;
restaurant that dared to show its kitchen to all comers at a time when&#13;
the kitchens of most little foreign restaurants were places of horror.&#13;
M. Auguste Kettner was a chef who had learned his art in his native&#13;
country, and who, as an investment of his savings, started a small&#13;
restaurant, in 1867, in Church Street, Soho. Those were the days before&#13;
Shaftesbury Avenue was driven through the slums, before Cambridge&#13;
Circus was made, before the Palace Theatre was built, and when Soho was&#13;
a maze of little streets. So puzzling to a stranger was its geography&#13;
that the district inspired W. S. Gilbert to write a "Bab" ballad&#13;
concerning Peter the Wag, the policeman with a taste for practical&#13;
jokes who always sent the people who asked the way of him in the wrong&#13;
direction. Retribution came to Peter when he lost his way near Poland&#13;
Street, Soho.</p><p>"For weeks he trod his self-made beat,&#13;
  Through Newport--Gerrard--Bear--Greek--Rupert--Frith--Dean--Poland Streets,&#13;
  And into Golden Square."</p><p>Kettner's was discovered by a correspondent of _The Times_, and the&#13;
readers of the Thunderer, which in those days took very meagre notice&#13;
of the amusements and enjoyments of life, were surprised to be told&#13;
of a little restaurant in the centre of Soho where the kitchen was&#13;
as clean as a new pin and where excellent food was to be obtained at&#13;
surprisingly cheap prices. That article made the fortune of Kettner's&#13;
just as other articles in less august papers have made since then the&#13;
fortunes of other restaurants. Journalists, artists and actors, the&#13;
swallows who herald prosperity, came to the restaurant, and George&#13;
Augustus Sala, the author, who was a _fin gourmet_, with a knowledge of&#13;
the practical side of cookery as well, became the great patron of the&#13;
restaurant.</p><p>In the early seventies, as a young subaltern with a microscopic income&#13;
and a desire to make it stretch as far as possible, I used often to&#13;
dine at Kettner's. It was a real chef's restaurant in those days, an _à&#13;
la carte_ establishment where one ate one or two dishes quite admirably&#13;
cooked, and where a walk through the kitchen and an inspection of the&#13;
larder always preceded or followed a dinner. I never hurried over a&#13;
meal to be in time for the rising of the curtain at a neighbouring&#13;
theatre, for there were no neighbouring theatres then, but enjoyed&#13;
my dinner to the uttermost. M. Kettner then was so successful in&#13;
business that he was gradually absorbing house after house, and his&#13;
restaurant, instead of being in one little house, occupied the ground&#13;
floor of several houses, doors being driven through the party walls.&#13;
The private rooms on the first floor were favourite dining places of&#13;
couples who wished to be _tête-à-tête_, and I fancy that when the&#13;
popularity of such little dinners at restaurants was dimmed it was a&#13;
blow to the restaurant in Church Street. I have always thought myself&#13;
that the almost entire disappearance of the small private dining-room&#13;
from restaurants coincided with the building of innumerable houses of&#13;
flats, and that the dinners which used to be given in the _cabinets&#13;
particuliers_ are now eaten in flats.</p><p>In 1877 two events of great importance to M. Kettner happened: he wrote&#13;
his "Book of the Table" and he died. His table book, of which a second&#13;
edition has recently been published, is a curious mixture of very&#13;
useful recipes and scraps of information concerning all matters under&#13;
the sun that can in any way be connected with cookery. Achilles, for&#13;
instance, is brought into the book that reference may be made to the&#13;
Achilles statue in Hyde Park, and then to the great Duke of Wellington,&#13;
of whom the story is told that his cook, Felix, left his service in&#13;
despair because the Duke could not distinguish between a dinner cooked&#13;
by an artist and one horribly mauled by a kitchenmaid.</p><p>When at the height of his fame and prosperity M. Kettner died and left&#13;
a widow, and Madame Kettner, when her days of mourning had passed,&#13;
married M. Giovanni Sangiorgi, who also became her partner in the&#13;
business, a kindly man who keeps a watchful eye on the restaurant which&#13;
is now controlled by a company. The restaurant was in comparatively&#13;
late years rebuilt and an entrance hall given to it, and the two rooms&#13;
to the right of the hall were in 1913 very tastefully redecorated,&#13;
but it still retains its characteristic of being several small houses&#13;
joined together. The first sight that greets one's eyes on entering the&#13;
hall is a view of the kitchen, generally with a cook in white clothing&#13;
busy about his work as the centre of the picture, and those who lunch&#13;
and dine are, as of yore, asked to walk through the white-tiled,&#13;
beautifully clean domain of the chef. A grill-room now forms part&#13;
of the establishment, and the character of the meals is changed in&#13;
that _table d'hôte_ dinners at various prices are the trump cards of&#13;
the establishment. I fancy that the propinquity of the Palace, of&#13;
the Shaftesbury Theatre, and now of the Ambassadors' may have had a&#13;
great deal to say to this change, for when I dine at Kettner's before&#13;
going to the Palace or the Shaftesbury I can see that most of my&#13;
fellow-guests are theatre-goers. A three-and-six _table d'hôte_ dinner&#13;
in the grill-room and five-shilling and seven-and-six ones in the&#13;
restaurant are the early evening meals of the establishment, and below&#13;
is quite a fair specimen of the menu of the five-shilling dinner. It&#13;
is the one I ate on the last occasion that I made a pilgrimage to see&#13;
Madame Pavlova dance. The quail was fat and tender, and the _crème&#13;
Victoria_ a good soup:</p><p>MENU&#13;
                             Hors d'œuvre.&#13;
                           Consommé Bortsch.&#13;
                            Crème Victoria.&#13;
                    Turbotin Bercy ou Blanchaille.&#13;
                          Poulet Poëlé Derby.&#13;
                    Côtelette de Mouton Maréchale.&#13;
                           Pommes Nouvelles.&#13;
                             Caille Rôtie.&#13;
                                Salade.&#13;
                            Glacé de Moka.</p><p>But Kettner's now has to encounter many rivals, for young men such&#13;
as Kettner himself was when he made the fame of his restaurant are&#13;
following his example, and all the Soho district bristles with little&#13;
restaurants which give wonderfully good food for the small prices&#13;
they charge. Kettner's will always, however, be famous for showing&#13;
its clients a spotlessly clean kitchen when such kitchens were the&#13;
exception, and this excellent custom and example it maintains to-day.</p><p>The other noticeable restaurant of this group is one founded by M.&#13;
Roche, which bears in large letters on its front "Le Dîner Français,"&#13;
and which occupies the ground floor of No. 16 Old Compton Street.&#13;
A story I have been told of the origin of the restaurant is rather&#13;
picturesque. M. Roche was a baker and _pâtissier_, and one day two&#13;
Frenchmen came into his shop and asked where they could get a good&#13;
French meal. M. Roche replied that he and his family were about to&#13;
eat their midday meal, and that if the strangers from his native land&#13;
cared to join them he would be delighted. The two Frenchmen enjoyed&#13;
their midday meal so thoroughly that they asked to be allowed, during&#13;
their stay in London, to take all their meals at the bakery, paying&#13;
their share, and M. Roche's establishment gradually changed its&#13;
character, becoming a full-blown restaurant. That M. Roche served his&#13;
apprenticeship under Frederic at the Tour d'Argent in Paris does not&#13;
militate against the probability of this story. M. Roche, having made a&#13;
fortune in Old Compton Street, returned to France and bought an hotel&#13;
near Granville. _Le Dîner Français_, from which the establishment&#13;
takes its name, was always an eighteen-penny meal, and continued to&#13;
be so under the present proprietor, M. Béguinot, until the epidemic&#13;
of "lightning strikes" came in the spring of 1913, when, to cover&#13;
the extra expense entailed by giving cooks and waiters their weekly&#13;
holiday, the price was raised to one-and-nine. M. Roche always had the&#13;
reputation of buying the best material in the market, and M. Béguinot&#13;
has maintained this reputation. The restaurant at dinner-time is&#13;
generally filled to its holding capacity, and as many as four hundred&#13;
dinners are sometimes served on one evening. The restaurant is narrow,&#13;
but it runs far back, three rooms being thrown into one. The walls are&#13;
of cream colour, with a skirting of deep orange; the floor is covered&#13;
with oilcloth; the knives are black-handled, but cheapness in M.&#13;
Béguinot's establishment does not mean dirt, for everything is as clean&#13;
as clean can be, and the waiters, who all talk excellent English, wear&#13;
shirts and aprons as clean as the walls. Near the door in the first of&#13;
the rooms are two long tables, and at these any man who is by himself&#13;
takes a seat.</p><p>For one-and-nine one is given a choice of either _hors d'œuvre_&#13;
or soup, fish, an entrée and an _entremet_, and there is quite&#13;
a reasonable choice of dishes under each heading. I dined at M.&#13;
Béguinot's restaurant one Sunday night, and Sunday is by no means a bad&#13;
day on which to dine there, for the rooms are then less crowded than&#13;
on weekdays, and, sitting at one of the long tables, I selected from&#13;
the _carte_ of the dinner cold _consommé_, fried sole, sweetbread and&#13;
spinach, and an ice. The _consommé_ was reasonably strong, the sole&#13;
was really a little slip, but quite fresh and well fried; the small&#13;
sweetbread was excellent, and the diminutive portion of ice was all&#13;
that it should be. There was a liberal supply of bread on the table,&#13;
and the crisp sound of the cutting of the long yards of bread at a side&#13;
table was almost continuous throughout dinner. When I had finished my&#13;
meal I certainly did not feel full to repletion, but it sufficed.&#13;
My neighbour on one side of me had ordered a _hors d'œuvre_, and the&#13;
globule of butter given him with his two sardines was a tiny one. He&#13;
followed fish with fish, and I noticed that the slice of cold salmon&#13;
of a pale pink came from the tail end. He followed my suit in ordering&#13;
sweetbread, and finished his meal with a tartlet. I was extravagant in&#13;
my order for wine, for, passing over the elevenpenny Graves and the&#13;
next wine on the list, I recklessly commanded a pint of Sauterne, which&#13;
cost me 1s. 10d., so that my bill came to 3s. 7d., and I got very good&#13;
value for my money.</p><p>My fellow-guests on Sunday night were a selection from all the&#13;
respectable classes, little parties of ladies, married couples and that&#13;
contingent from the artistic colony which is always to be found in&#13;
every Soho restaurant.</p><p>XXII</p><p>THE WELCOME CLUB</p><p>In the days when I was still an enthusiastic amateur actor, I was once&#13;
"cast" for the insignificant part of an aged peasant--the organiser&#13;
of the performance assured me that though there were only a dozen&#13;
lines in the part, it nevertheless "stood out"--and in a smock-frock,&#13;
a pair of second-best trousers tied up with hay-bands, fishing boots,&#13;
a bandana handkerchief round my neck, a long, straggly white beard, a&#13;
red nose and an old tall silk hat, brushed the wrong way to give it the&#13;
appearance of beaver, I depicted the rude forefather of the village. I&#13;
spoke in a trembling, squeaky voice and I was addressed by the lads and&#13;
lasses, yes, and even by the noble old squire and by the black-browed&#13;
villain, as "Granfer." The part did not, apparently, stand out enough&#13;
to catch the notice of our audiences, but to those who played with me&#13;
that drama of village life I have remained "Granfer" to the present&#13;
day, and every summer I ask three of them, my Pet Grandchild, my Tiny&#13;
Grandchild and Little Perce to dine with me one evening at the Welcome&#13;
Club and to go the round of the side-shows afterwards, that being very&#13;
much the sort of entertainment that every real grandfather ought, I&#13;
think, to give his grandchildren.</p><p>I made my acquaintance with the Welcome Club in the year that it was&#13;
first built, at the beginning of all things at Earl's Court. Mr Alec&#13;
Knowles was the first secretary of the club. The idea of the Welcome&#13;
Club, of which distinguished foreigners could be made honorary members,&#13;
originated at the great Chicago Exhibition, in the grounds of which&#13;
there was a club of this name.</p><p>The trees that were planted in front of the lawn of the club have grown&#13;
to a good size now, but even more picturesque than the formal lines&#13;
of planes are the thorns and other old trees which were on the ground&#13;
before the makers of the exhibition gardens took things in hand, and&#13;
which were left there. Year after year, additions and improvements have&#13;
been made to the Welcome Club. What was originally a dining-room and a&#13;
lawn has become a club-house in a garden. The long shelter, a pleasant&#13;
place in which to dine on a summer's evening, has been enlarged more&#13;
than once, and now, with its alcoves, each a tiny dining-room, with&#13;
vines growing up its supports and flower beds edging its railings, it&#13;
pleases the eye of the artist and architect as well as the eye of the&#13;
diner. On the other side of the club-house is a pretty drawing-room&#13;
for ladies, and Time, which always works in sympathy with a clever&#13;
architect, has done its share in deepening the colour of the tiles, in&#13;
bringing the lawn to velvety perfection, and in drawing up the young&#13;
trees inch by inch. Never before have the garden beds been so gay with&#13;
flowers as they were in 1913, and the interior of the club-house has&#13;
been brightened up to concert pitch.</p><p>To organise the staff of a club that is only open for four months in&#13;
the year is no easy matter, for the pick of _maîtres d'hôtel_ and cooks&#13;
and waiters do not as a rule care to accept engagements that only last&#13;
for a third of a year. A club as far from its bases of supply as is&#13;
the Welcome cannot arrange its catering so easily as can clubs in the&#13;
centre of London, which have their fishmonger's and butcher's shops&#13;
just round the corner, and a wet or a cold night means almost empty&#13;
dining-rooms at Earl's Court. Difficulties, however, only exist to&#13;
be overcome, and Mr Payne, the chairman of the Earl's Court Company,&#13;
determined that it shall no longer be said that it is impossible to get&#13;
a good dinner in any exhibition, has brought all his energy to bear on&#13;
the problem, and with Mr Charles Bartlett, as secretary, with a Bond&#13;
Street firm of caterers responsible for the personnel and material&#13;
and with M. G. Thuillez in charge of the club kitchens, I think that&#13;
Mr Payne made good his promise. I certainly have never before at the&#13;
Welcome Club eaten a dinner so satisfactory in every way as the one I&#13;
gave one fine evening last July to my three grandchildren.</p><p>I had written word to the secretary, an old friend, saying on what&#13;
evening I was coming to dine and asking him to give the manager a hint&#13;
whether to reserve for me a table in the dining-room or the shelter,&#13;
according to whether the evening was warm or cool. The weather that day&#13;
was fine, but the temperature kept about the temperate line. As the&#13;
manager was unable to guess whether the ladies would find the shelter&#13;
chilly and as there was that evening no great rush for tables, he&#13;
reserved until I should appear upon the scene, a table for four in the&#13;
dining-room and another for the same number in one of the alcoves of&#13;
the shelter.</p><p>When I came to the club, five minutes before the hour of dinner, I&#13;
opted at once for the table in the alcove, looked at the menus of&#13;
the _table d'hôte_ dinners, one a five-shilling one and the other a&#13;
seven-and-six one, and chose the latter, ordered my wine, a magnum of&#13;
Krug, and then sat in one of the big wicker chairs on the lawn and&#13;
waited for my guests.</p><p>The scarlet-coated band of an infantry regiment had taken their&#13;
places in the band pavilion in the centre of the gravelled space and&#13;
the bandmaster was rapping on his music stand to command his men's&#13;
attention. There were already many people sitting on the circle of&#13;
seats which surrounds the pavilion. Away to the left men in dress&#13;
clothes and ladies in evening frocks were going in little parties into&#13;
the Quadrant Restaurant, and opposite to the Welcome Club, with the&#13;
breadth of the open space in between, there were groups of men about&#13;
the American bar and the tea pavilion. The great tower, which is part&#13;
of one of the mountain railways, loomed big to the right, but the&#13;
cars that run on the rails had for a time ceased to rattle and splash&#13;
through the stream of real water which forms part of the scenery. The&#13;
flying machines still farther to the right were also still for the&#13;
moment, the wire hawsers which support them looking like the rigging of&#13;
a ship. Presently I saw my three guests approaching, having come into&#13;
the gardens by the most westerly entrance, and we were soon seated in&#13;
the alcove, where an electric lamp hung from the ceiling and another&#13;
lamp on the table was alight, though the sun had only just set. This&#13;
was the menu of the dinner that we ate:</p><p>Melon Rafraîchi.&#13;
                            Consommé Tosca.&#13;
                          Crème Bonne Femme.&#13;
                     Turbot Bouilli Sauce Homard.&#13;
                           Tournedos Doria.&#13;
                            Pommes Rosette.&#13;
               Noix de Ris de Veau en Cocotte Demidoff.&#13;
                         Sorbet Mandarinette.&#13;
                 Caneton d'Aylesbury rôti au Cresson.&#13;
                        Salade Cœur de Laitue.&#13;
                         Glacé Comtesse Marie.&#13;
                              Friandises.&#13;
                               Dessert.</p><p>Our conversation naturally enough drifted on to stories of amateur&#13;
acting; but not until my Tiny Grandchild had first described a deed&#13;
of heroism she had done while staying at a country house. In the&#13;
dead of the night she heard a bell ring continuously, and assuming&#13;
that burglars were in the house and had carelessly set an alarm bell&#13;
ringing, she woke up her husband in the next room and proposed that&#13;
they should there and then rouse all the inmates of the house and&#13;
capture the burglars. But her husband looked at his watch and as&#13;
an amendment suggested that, as the ringing was probably an alarum&#13;
clock, set by a diligent housemaid, instead of alarming the household&#13;
it would be better for my T. G. to sleep out her beauty sleep. We&#13;
re-christened the daring lady "The Little Heroine" as we supped our&#13;
_crème bonne femme_ and declared it to be good. With the _tournedos_&#13;
my imperfections of memory with respect to "words" were cast into my&#13;
teeth, and especially of a sentence. I introduced into _His Excellency&#13;
the Governor_, when, as Sir Montague, I declared to Ethel that I would&#13;
"dower her with the inestimable guerdon of my love," words that Captain&#13;
Marshall never wrote. And, further, it was recalled that most of us who&#13;
had played together in this comedy, and its author, went one evening to&#13;
see Mr H. B. Irving and Miss Irene Vanbrugh and Mr Dion Boucicault and&#13;
Mr Marsh Allen and others play the comedy, and how a shout of delight&#13;
went up from our row of stalls and puzzled our neighbours sorely when&#13;
Mr Irving, primed, no doubt, by Captain Marshall, declared that he&#13;
would dower _his_ Ethel with the "inestimable guerdon" of _his_ love.</p><p>To change the subject I drew the attention of my three grandchildren to&#13;
their surroundings, for there are a few minutes of supreme loveliness&#13;
at the Welcome Club when the light is fading from the western sky and&#13;
all the electric lamps suddenly spring into brilliancy. The tower of&#13;
the mountain railway no longer appears to be a thing of wood and&#13;
canvas, but stands a great, dark, solid mass against the sky, with&#13;
the twinkle of some letters of electricity upon its battlements. In&#13;
the trees on the lawn, lamps, red and blue and golden, shimmer like&#13;
fireflies; all about the bandstand are garlands of white light, and the&#13;
flying machines, shadows dotted with coloured light, go swinging round&#13;
in the distance.</p><p>When we had finished our dinner we sat in contentment for a while on&#13;
the lawn, listening to the music of the band and drinking our coffee,&#13;
and then, as an aid to digestion, went in to The Hereafter side-show,&#13;
almost next door, where skeletons dance and a bridge swings and rocks&#13;
over a torrent of painted fire; and then on to the booths where the&#13;
china of "happy homes" can be broken up at a penny a shot, where the&#13;
two ladies did desperate execution against the kitchen service. And&#13;
next to the revolving cylinders, where we watched enterprising young&#13;
gentlemen stand on their heads involuntarily, and to the variations&#13;
on hoop-la stalls, at one of which we all tried unsuccessfully to win&#13;
watches. And on to the summer ballroom; and to the bowl-slide; and&#13;
finally, as the supreme digestive, we all four went down the water&#13;
chute, I taking the precaution of leaving my tall hat below in charge&#13;
of the gate man: for one year going down this chute my Tiny Grandchild,&#13;
being shot into the air by the bump on the water, descended on my hat,&#13;
which I held in my hand, and turned it into a good imitation of an&#13;
accordion.</p><p>XXIII</p><p>GOLDSTEIN'S</p><p>HORS D'ŒUVRE.&#13;
                     Smoked Salmon. Solomon Gundy.&#13;
                                Olives.</p><p>SOUPS.&#13;
                         Frimsell. Matsoklese.&#13;
                           Pease and beans.</p><p>FISH.&#13;
                Brown stewed carp. White stewed gurnet.&#13;
                      Fried soles. Fried plaice.</p><p>ENTRÉES.&#13;
                       Roast veal (white stew).&#13;
                     Filleted steak (brown stew).</p><p>POULTRY.&#13;
                      Roast capon. Roast chicken.&#13;
                         Smoked beef. Tongue.</p><p>VEGETABLES.&#13;
                         Spinach. Sauerkraut.&#13;
                         Potatoes. Cucumbers.&#13;
                             Green salad.</p><p>SWEETS.&#13;
                         Kugel. Stewed prunes.&#13;
                            Almond pudding.&#13;
                            Apple staffen.</p><p>When I looked at the above I groaned aloud. Was it possible, I thought,&#13;
that any human being could eat a meal of such a length and yet live? I&#13;
looked at my two companions, but they showed no signs of terror, so I&#13;
took up knife and fork and bade the waiter do his duty.</p><p>The _raison d'être_ of the dinner was this: Thinking of untried&#13;
culinary experiences, I told one of the great lights of the Jewish&#13;
community that I should like some day to eat a "kosher" dinner at a&#13;
typical restaurant, and he said that the matter was easily enough&#13;
arranged; and by telegram informed me that dinner was ordered for that&#13;
evening at Goldstein's and that I was to call for him in the City at&#13;
six.</p><p>When I and a gallant soul, who had sworn to accompany me through thick&#13;
and thin, arrived at the office of the orderer of the dinner, we found&#13;
a note of apology from him. The dinner would be ready for us, and his&#13;
best friend would do the honours as master of the ceremonies, but he&#13;
himself was seedy and had gone home.</p><p>On, in the pouring rain, we three devoted soldiers of the fork went, in&#13;
a four-wheeler cab, to our fate. The cab pulled up at a narrow doorway,&#13;
and we were at Goldstein's. Through a short passage we went towards&#13;
a little staircase, and our master of the ceremonies pointed out on&#13;
the post of a door that led into the public room of the restaurant a&#13;
triangular piece of zinc, a Mazuza, the little case in which is placed&#13;
a copy of the Ten Commandments. Upstairs we climbed into a small room&#13;
with no distinctive features about it. A table was laid for six. There&#13;
were roses in a tall glass vase in the middle of the table, and a&#13;
buttonhole bouquet in each napkin. A piano, chairs covered with black&#13;
leather, low cupboards with painted tea-trays and well-worn books on&#13;
the top of them, an old-fashioned bell-rope, a mantelpiece with painted&#13;
glass vases on it and a little clock, framed prints on the walls, two&#13;
gas globes--these were the fittings of an everyday kind of apartment.</p><p>We took our places, and the waiter, in dress clothes, after a surprised&#13;
inquiry as to whether we were the only guests at the feast, put the&#13;
menu before us. It was then that, encouraged by the bold front shown by&#13;
my two comrades, I, after a moment of tremor, told the waiter to do his&#13;
duty.</p><p>I had asked to have everything explained to me, and before the _hors&#13;
d'œuvre_ were brought in the master of the ceremonies, taking a book&#13;
from the top of one of the dwarf cupboards, showed me the Grace&#13;
before meat, a solemn little prayer which is really beautiful in its&#13;
simplicity. With the Grace comes the ceremony of the host breaking&#13;
bread, dipping the broken pieces in salt, and handing them round to his&#13;
guests, who sit with covered heads.</p><p>Of the _hors d'œuvre_, Solomon Gundy, which had a strange sound to me,&#13;
was a form of pickled herring, excellently appetising.</p><p>Before the soup was brought up, the master of the ceremonies explained&#13;
that the Frimsell was made from stock, and a paste of eggs and flour&#13;
rolled into tiny threads like vermicelli, while the Matsoklese had in&#13;
it balls of unleavened flour. When the soup was brought the two were&#13;
combined, and the tiny threads and the balls of dough both swam in a&#13;
liquid which had somewhat the taste of vermicelli soup. The master of&#13;
the ceremonies told me I must taste the pease and beans soup which&#13;
followed, as it is a very old-fashioned Jewish dish. It is very like a&#13;
rich pease-soup, and is cooked in carefully skimmed fat. In the great&#13;
earthenware jar which holds the soup is cooked the "kugel," a kind of&#13;
pease-pudding, which was to appear much later at the feast.</p><p>Goldstein's is the restaurant patronised by the "froom," the strictest&#13;
observers of religious observances, of the Jewish community, and we&#13;
should by right only have drunk unfermented Muscat wine with our&#13;
repast, but some capital hock took its place, and when the master&#13;
of the ceremonies and the faithful soul touched glasses, one said&#13;
"Lekhaim," and the other answered the greeting with "Tavim." Then,&#13;
before the fish was put on the table, the master of the ceremonies told&#13;
me of the elaborate care that was taken in the selection of animals&#13;
to be killed, of the inspection of the butcher's knives, of the tests&#13;
applied to the dead animals to see that the flesh is good, of the&#13;
soaking and salting of the meat and the drawing-out of the veins from&#13;
it. The many restrictions, originally imposed during the wandering in&#13;
the desert, which make shell-fish, and wild game, and scaleless fish&#13;
unlawful food--these and many other interesting items of information&#13;
were imparted to me.</p><p>The white-stewed gurnet, with chopped parsley and a sauce of egg and&#13;
lemon-juice, tempered by onion flavouring, was excellent. In the brown&#13;
sauce served with the carp were such curious ingredients as treacle,&#13;
gingerbread and onions, but the result, a strong, rich sauce, is very&#13;
pleasant to the taste. The great cold fried soles standing on their&#13;
heads and touching tails, and the two big sections of plaice flanking&#13;
them, I knew must be good; but I explained to the master of ceremonies&#13;
that I had already nearly eaten a full-sized man's dinner, and that I&#13;
must be left a little appetite to cope with what was to come.</p><p>Very tender veal, with a sauce of egg and lemon, which had a thin,&#13;
sharp taste, and a steak, tender also, stewed with walnuts, an&#13;
excellent dish to make a dinner of, were the next items on the&#13;
menu, and I tasted each; but I protested against the capon and the&#13;
chicken as being an overplus of good things, and the master of the&#13;
ceremonies--who, I think, had a latent fear that I might burst before&#13;
the feast came to an end--told the waiter not to bring them up.</p><p>The smoked beef was a delicious firm brisket, and the tongue, salted,&#13;
was also exceptionally good. I felt that the last feeble rag of an&#13;
appetite had gone, but the cucumber, a noble Dutch fellow, pickled&#13;
in salt and water in Holland, came to my aid, and a slice of this,&#13;
better than any _sorbet_ that I know of, gave me the necessary power to&#13;
attempt, in a last despairing effort, the kugel and apple staffen and&#13;
almond pudding.</p><p>The staffen is a rich mixture of many fruits and candies with a thin&#13;
crust. The kugel is a pease-pudding cooked, as I have written above,&#13;
in the pease and beans soup. The almond pudding is one of those moist&#13;
delicacies that I thought only the French had the secret of making.</p><p>Coffee--no milk, even if we had wanted it, for milk and butter are not&#13;
allowed on the same table as flesh--and a liqueur of brandy, and then,&#13;
going downstairs, we looked into the two simple rooms, running into&#13;
each other, which form the public restaurant, rooms empty at nine P.M.,&#13;
but crowded at the midday meal.</p><p>Mr Goldstein, who was there, told us that his patrons had become so&#13;
numerous that he would soon have to move to larger premises, and may&#13;
by now have done so, and certainly the cooking at the restaurant is&#13;
excellent, and I do not wonder at its obtaining much patronage.</p><p>What this Gargantuan repast cost I do not know, for the designer of the&#13;
feast said that the bill was to be sent to him.</p><p>I think that a "kosher" dinner, if this is a fair specimen, is a&#13;
succession of admirably cooked dishes. But an ordinary man should be&#13;
allowed a week in which to eat it.</p><p>XXIV</p><p>THE MITRE</p><p>AT HAMPTON COURT</p><p>We all know that in the spring a young man's fancy lightly turns to&#13;
thoughts of love, but it is not such common knowledge that in the early&#13;
summer the thoughts of a man of mature age turn with equal agility to&#13;
duckling and green peas. And with duckling and green peas I always&#13;
associate the Mitre at Hampton Court. So it came to pass that I asked a&#13;
crony of like tastes to myself to meet me on a spring Sunday at Hampton&#13;
Court in the late afternoon, and suggested that we should walk in the&#13;
gardens of the Palace and see the rhododendrons, which were then in&#13;
great beauty, and that we should afterwards dine at the Mitre, sup&#13;
green pea soup and eat duckling and green peas.</p><p>The Mitre is the most typically late Georgian, or early Victorian,&#13;
inn that I know of in the neighbourhood of London, and its great&#13;
attraction is that it has kept the old cookery, the old furniture, the&#13;
old pictures, the old china, the old plate, and last, but not least,&#13;
the old manners. It has been quite unconscious of the changes in the&#13;
outside world, it knows nothing of electric light and such newfangled&#13;
ideas, there are no French rolls to be found in its bread baskets, and&#13;
its ducklings are spitted and roasted before an open fire, being well&#13;
basted the while.</p><p>This, very briefly, is the history of the Mitre. It is the direct&#13;
successor of the Toy Inn, an old house which stood on Crown property,&#13;
and the lease of which expired about the year of the battle of&#13;
Waterloo. The Toy was pulled down, and Mr Goodman, and Mr Sadler with&#13;
him, were obliged to look for a new home in which to carry on the old&#13;
traditions. This they found in three houses standing together near the&#13;
wooden bridge (alas and alack that the picturesque old bridge has given&#13;
place to the dull-red iron horror which was built in 1865!), and one of&#13;
the charms of the Mitre is the quaint irregularity of its architecture,&#13;
the brown bricks and red tiles of its face turned towards the Palace,&#13;
its white face and slate roof on the river side, the great wistaria and&#13;
the ivy knitting together all the various features.</p><p>And parenthetically I wish to protest against the hiding away of the&#13;
Mitre from the view of the people as they cross the bridge, or of those&#13;
who row or go by launch or river. Just in front of the Mitre Hotel is&#13;
an eyot, which I believe is Government property. The willows on this&#13;
have been allowed to grow so high that they entirely blot out the&#13;
view from the river of the white face of the Mitre, and the long row&#13;
of windows of its banqueting-room; and equally, of course, the trees&#13;
obstruct the view of the river from the delightful little bowling-green&#13;
with ivied arches which is between the hotel and the backwater. If,&#13;
whoever he is, the Government official who has this eyot in his charge&#13;
will walk across the Hampton Court bridge or sit for ten minutes on the&#13;
lawn before the Mitre he will, I am sure, require no further prompting&#13;
to order the pollarding of the trees.</p><p>Mr Goodman came to the three old houses and put up the name of the&#13;
Mitre in golden letters, and gave orders that the pillars that support&#13;
the great bow-window on the first floor should be painted as though&#13;
they were of very variegated marble, and with him from the old inn&#13;
he brought the little glass bow window which looks out from the bar&#13;
parlour into the Mitre hall, and he also brought with him all the old&#13;
Spode china from the Toy. Some of the original china is still preserved&#13;
at the Mitre, and whenever new plates and new dishes are required&#13;
Messrs Copeland, the successors to Spode, make them in the old moulds,&#13;
though those moulds are now wearing out; and the plates from which the&#13;
guests of to-day eat their lunches and dinners are identical with those&#13;
that came across the Green from the Toy. After a while Mr Goodman moved&#13;
on to the Whitehall Hotel, a big white-faced house which looks out on&#13;
to the Green, and which abuts on Cardinal Wolsey's old stables, and Mr&#13;
Sadler the First reigned in his stead.</p><p>It was Mr Sadler the First who bought the old Sheffield plate which&#13;
makes such a brave show at the banquets at the Mitre, tureens in which&#13;
the soup comes to table, and the platters on which the fish is served.</p><p>Six o'clock was the hour at which I had asked my crony to meet me on&#13;
the steps of the Mitre that we might consult together as to the menu of&#13;
our dinner, and I found him waiting for me chatting to Mr Sadler, the&#13;
elder of the two sons of Mr Sadler the First, and in the background was&#13;
Bagwell, the head waiter, who is a model to all British head waiters.&#13;
He has the appearance and the comforting manner of a high dignitary of&#13;
the Church, and I am quite sure would wear knee-breeches and an apron&#13;
and rosetted tall hat with as good grace as any bishop in the land. The&#13;
oldest inhabitants of Hampton Court, when I have sung Bagwell's praises&#13;
to them, have said to me: "Ah, but you ought to have known Smith," the&#13;
head waiter who flourished some thirty years ago. But to them I reply&#13;
that not having known Smith it is a comfort to me to be acquainted&#13;
with Bagwell. Bagwell had on a card a suggested menu for our dinner,&#13;
which ran thus:--Green Pea Soup, Grilled Trout, Stewed Eels, Duckling&#13;
and Green Peas and New Potatoes, cold Asparagus and Gooseberry Tart.&#13;
The eels I looked upon as a superfluity, though they are one of the&#13;
dishes of the house and are kept alive in the hotel in tanks until the&#13;
moment comes for their sacrifice. I also parried the suggestion that&#13;
sweetbreads should be included, for I hold that a duckling, if he be&#13;
a good duckling, well roasted and filled with savoury stuffing, is so&#13;
good a dish that he requires no supplement of any kind.</p><p>When at seven we returned from our walk through the gardens of the&#13;
Palace a table had been spread for us in the bow-window, whence the&#13;
view of the river, and the house-boats, and the towing path, and the&#13;
walls of the Palace Gardens, and the big trees and the old gates, is a&#13;
very splendid thing. A quiet-footed, quiet-mannered waiter was ready&#13;
to attend on us, and on the table were the shining cruets and a little&#13;
loaf and a slab of beautiful butter, and to the tick of half-past seven&#13;
the soup in a plated tureen was put in front of me.</p><p>The soup was excellently hot and of a strength unusual in a vegetable&#13;
soup. It had, I fancy, been laced with all manner of good things. It&#13;
made an excellent commencement to the dinner. The trout, a fine salmon&#13;
trout, of a beautiful pink, came straight up from the grill on a plated&#13;
dish, and with it the Tartar sauce in a plated boat. When the cover was&#13;
taken off from the duckling, set down before me to carve, the sweet&#13;
savour of good roasting and the perfume of the stuffing gratified the&#13;
sense of smell. And that duckling was as tender as a duckling should&#13;
be, and the peas were large and cooked to the requisite degree of&#13;
softness, and the apple sauce was excellent. That our plates were the&#13;
old Spode plates, soft blue in their pattern, and that the knives and&#13;
forks and spoons were all of an old pattern, were all tiny points of&#13;
enjoyment. The asparagus was good green English asparagus, and the&#13;
crust of the gooseberry pie was of meringue-like lightness.</p><p>At the table to one side of us in the big bow sat a couple who were&#13;
also dining on duckling and drinking a bottle of champagne, for the&#13;
Mitre has an excellent cellar of wines at prices far below those of&#13;
London restaurants, and at the table on the other side were two ladies&#13;
and three men who had been on the river and had brought river appetites&#13;
and river good spirits to table with them. Farther back in the room&#13;
were other little parties of diners. I had asked host Sadler some&#13;
questions about the Masonic banquets which are held in the red-walled&#13;
rooms the windows of which overlook the bowling-green, and after our&#13;
dinner was finished he brought me a little sheaf of menus of banquets,&#13;
and he also brought a bottle of the old Cognac of the house, which&#13;
he was anxious that we should taste. I looked through the menus, and&#13;
the following of a banquet of the Bard of Avon Lodge seemed to me to&#13;
be that of a distinctly English feast. It has in it the _matelote_ of&#13;
stewed eels and the braised sweetbreads for which I did not find room&#13;
in our little dinner for two:</p><p>SOUP.&#13;
                      Purée of Asparagus. Spring.</p><p>FISH.&#13;
                     Grilled Trout. Sauce Tartare.&#13;
                       Stewed Eels en Matelote.</p><p>ENTRÉE.&#13;
                         Braised Sweetbreads.</p><p>REMOVES.&#13;
                      Roast Fore Quarter of Lamb.&#13;
                             French Beans.&#13;
                           Ducklings. Peas.&#13;
                              Asparagus.</p><p>SWEETS.&#13;
                       Gooseberry Foule. Cream.&#13;
                           Madeira Jellies.&#13;
                             Iced Pudding.</p><p>DESSERT.</p><p>My crony and I sat sipping the old brandy, talking at intervals, and&#13;
watching how the daylight gave place to the afterglow, how the people&#13;
on the towpath thinned in numbers to single figures, and the homeward&#13;
bound boats on the river became fewer and fewer. As the light died out&#13;
the river became a sheet of dull silver, and the colour of the old&#13;
brick walls of the Palace gardens and its out-buildings grew to deeper&#13;
and a deeper purple, and the great trees became warm black silhouettes&#13;
against the darkening sky and the lights in the house-boats moored by&#13;
the bank began to throw reflections into the stream.</p><p>Everything, even a spring evening at Hampton Court, must come to an&#13;
end, and at last I called for my bill. The dinner was eight shillings&#13;
a head, and so moderate had we been in our summer beverages--the&#13;
old brandy was host Sadler's contribution--that the total came to a&#13;
sovereign.</p><p>We walked along the path up the river in the cool of the evening till&#13;
we could see the lights in Garrick's Villa, and then my crony and I&#13;
bade each other good-night and went our separate ways.</p><p>XXV</p><p>IN THE HANDS OF PI(E)RATES</p><p>THE CONNAUGHT ROOMS</p><p>When it was decided by the contributors to _Printer's Pie_ to entertain&#13;
their editor, "The Pieman," a little committee of artists and writers,&#13;
with the editor of _The Tatler_ as secretary, considered various plans&#13;
for giving Mr Hugh Spottiswoode a dinner with unusual surroundings.</p><p>[Illustration]</p><p>A decision was arrived at that the contributors to the _Pie_ should&#13;
become Pi(e)rates, for one night only, and in that guise should&#13;
entertain the Pieman in a pirate haunt, and then the next question&#13;
was the choice of a dining place and the difficult matter of finding&#13;
the proprietor or manager of a restaurant who would enter thoroughly&#13;
into the spirit of the burlesque and would provide a real pirate feast&#13;
with blood-curdling piratical surroundings. A member of the committee&#13;
suggested Mr George Harvey, who controls the Connaught Rooms in Great&#13;
Queen Street, as the very man, and to the next meeting of the committee&#13;
Mr George Harvey came, quiet, humorous and resourceful, and when he&#13;
heard the outlines of our scheme he smiled, and said that he thought he&#13;
quite understood what we wanted.</p><p>It was essential to the success of our little joke that the guest of&#13;
the evening should know nothing of the reception he would get, and when&#13;
the Pi(e)rates were informed that the dress of a bold buccaneer was&#13;
to be the wear at dinner at the Connaught Rooms, they were entreated&#13;
to keep this a secret from the Pieman. Strangely enough, the secret&#13;
was kept; he had no inkling of what was going to happen to him. When,&#13;
heralded by a commissionaire, he came up the grand staircase of the&#13;
restaurant, faultlessly attired in his best evening clothes, he gave&#13;
a jump when the Master-at-Arms of the Pirates, attired in the levee&#13;
uniform of a pirate king, suddenly appeared before him with drawn&#13;
cutlass and a ferocious look, and told two stalwart members of the&#13;
pirate gang to "Arrest that man!"</p><p>If it would interest you to know who the pirates are, when they are not&#13;
pirating, you have only to look at the contents pages of _Printer's&#13;
Pie_ and you can there read the list of the authors and artists who&#13;
were busy between seven and eight o'clock one Friday, in a little&#13;
room in Great Queen Street, transforming themselves from fairly&#13;
respectable members of society into the most shocking criminals that&#13;
ever went to sea. There were pirates of all kinds, all centuries and&#13;
all classes. There were gentlemen pirates with nickel-plated revolvers;&#13;
one pirate of particular ferocity from the Barbary Coast had given&#13;
himself an emerald-green complexion; another pirate, who feared that&#13;
his good-natured face might belie his costume, carried on his breast&#13;
a large placard with a photo on it for identification purposes, and&#13;
the legend "I am an [adjective] pirate." Some of the pirates wore&#13;
long false noses; many of them had the skull and crossbones on their&#13;
jerseys; cocked hats with feathers were quite fashionable wear, and no&#13;
belt had less than three pistols stuck into it. One writer of humorous&#13;
short stories came as an old growler cabby, explaining that cabmen were&#13;
the only pirates that he had ever met. The chairman of the dinner, who&#13;
had been selected for that onerous post because, as the designer of the&#13;
covers of all the _Printer's Pies_ he had always come first amongst its&#13;
contributors, had added an Afghan sheepskin coat to his other piratical&#13;
garment--luckily for him the night was very cold--and was attended by&#13;
a minor pirate, who carried on a long stick a triangular lantern as a&#13;
sign of authority.</p><p>When the pirates' prisoner was arrested he was requested to step into a&#13;
little boat on wheels, the doors of the ante-room were flung wide open&#13;
and the boat was dragged into the presence of the pirate Captain, who&#13;
stood in the centre of the room, with the pirate band playing "Down&#13;
Among the Dead Men" on silvered papier-maché instruments to his left,&#13;
and to his right the pirate crew flourishing pistols and cutlasses. The&#13;
little boat paused for a moment while the pirates gave a blood-curdling&#13;
boarding yell, and then continued its career at hydroplane pace into&#13;
the dining-room, with the pirates following after.</p><p>The Crown Room had become a pirates' lair prepared for a feast. The&#13;
walls had been shut out by scenery representing sea and mountain; the&#13;
floor was an inch deep in sawdust; in the corners of the room were&#13;
plantations of palm-trees, with parrots in cages in the midst of them.&#13;
These parrots missed the opportunity of their lives, for they were so&#13;
stunned by the noise the pirates made at their meal that they never&#13;
uttered a single scream.</p><p>At one side of the pirates' lair was a great dhow, such as one sees&#13;
sailing in and out of Aden. It was really a stage for the band and the&#13;
after-dinner performers, but it had been converted into a dhow. In its&#13;
tall stern a piano was housed; it had high bulwarks, a tall mast and a&#13;
great lateen sail. From the mast-head flew the "Jolly Roger," and in&#13;
the rigging was a huge red lantern.</p><p>A dozen round tables had been prepared for the pirates, with sheets&#13;
of brown paper laid on them as tablecloths. The room was lighted by&#13;
candles stuck into bottles and set on the tables. Of knives and forks&#13;
there were none apparent; the salt was great lumps of the rock variety,&#13;
the mustard was in teacups and the pepper in screws of brown paper.&#13;
The menu, which is reproduced at the head of this chapter, was written&#13;
with an inky stick on torn bits of brown paper, and each pirate's place&#13;
was marked for him by a card with blood spots on it. Every table had a&#13;
big card in a split cane set up to mark a pirate locality. There were&#13;
Skeleton Cove and Murder Gulch, Coffin Marsh, Gallows' Hill, Cannibal's&#13;
Creek, Dead Man's Rock and others, and the ship's officers, the roll of&#13;
which included the Stale Mate, the Hangman, the Powder Monkey and the&#13;
Ship's Parrot, presided each at a table. The first mate sat next to the&#13;
Captain, and it was his business to wave a black flag over his great&#13;
commander's head at intervals, and to beat constantly a big drum which&#13;
was concealed under the table.</p><p>The waiters at the feast looked even greater ruffians than the&#13;
feasters, which is saying a great deal. They were the most shocking set&#13;
of criminals and marine cut-throats that ever carried a dish of salt&#13;
junk. Most of them had black eyes; their bare arms were wondrously&#13;
tattooed, and they all smoked short clay pipes as they went about&#13;
their work. The pirates, because of their superior station, smoked&#13;
long churchwardens, of which, and playing-cards, there was a plentiful&#13;
supply scattered about the tables. One waiter entered so thoroughly&#13;
into his part that he danced a little hornpipe as he took round the&#13;
dishes.</p><p>When the feast had commenced with oysters, the pirate waiters suddenly&#13;
produced a supply of knives and forks, and menus of what the real&#13;
dinner was. Below is the menu of the real dinner, and an excellent&#13;
dinner it was. Pirates who had known better days nodded to each other&#13;
approvingly across the table when they had eaten the fish dish, which&#13;
was exceptionally good. Mr George Harvey most certainly has succeeded&#13;
in regilding the faded glories of the Freemasons' Tavern and in putting&#13;
the Connaught Rooms, which is the title of the rebuilt house, very&#13;
firmly on the dining map of London.</p><p>Huîtres Royales.&#13;
                          Consommé Excelsior.&#13;
                       Timbale de Sole Archiduc.&#13;
                          Poularde Hongroise.&#13;
                         Nouilles au Parmesan.&#13;
                   Noisette de Pré-Salé Montmorency.&#13;
                             Pommes Anna.&#13;
                    Faisan en Cocotte à la Truffe.&#13;
                          Salade Jolly Roger.&#13;
                      Jambon d'York au Champagne.&#13;
                           Poires St George.&#13;
                              Friandises.&#13;
                       Barquettes de Laitances.&#13;
                               Dessert.&#13;
                             Café Double.</p><p>The band, a real string orchestra, in white jackets, on the deck of&#13;
the dhow, played rag-time melodies and other inspiriting airs, and&#13;
occasionally made itself heard above the noise with which the pirates&#13;
settled down to their feast. The big drum was always in action, and&#13;
somewhere outside the hall a waiter shook a sheet of theatre-thunder&#13;
in a vain attempt to equal the noise of the drum within; pistols&#13;
were discharged in all parts of the lair, and the pirate with an&#13;
emerald-green complexion, whenever he thought the Captain looked dull,&#13;
walked over to his table and fired a pistol into his ear to cheer&#13;
him up. When this failed to attract the Captain's attention, a large&#13;
cracker was set fire to under his chair.</p><p>One of the groups of pirates, thinking that the band were having far&#13;
too peaceable a time, suddenly drew pistols and cutlasses, boarded the&#13;
dhow, and put the musicians to the sword, which delighted the fiddlers&#13;
very much. There was also dancing during the dinner, for two of the&#13;
pirates, wishing to give a real society touch to the function, rose&#13;
and performed a wild Tango in and out of the tables. That was not the&#13;
only dance, for a fat carver, who wore a conical white cap and white&#13;
garments plentifully besprinkled with gore, had stood during the early&#13;
stages of dinner and had looked on at the pirates' antics, being much&#13;
amused thereat. One of the pirates, thinking that a spectator ought to&#13;
have some share in the active work of the fun, seized him and forced&#13;
him to dance, and dance the carver did, with such good will that he&#13;
finally tired the pirate out, and remained, perspiring and smiling, the&#13;
victor in the dance.</p><p>When dinner was over the guest of the evening was tried by&#13;
court-martial. He was accommodated with a chair in the centre of&#13;
the room and given a cigar and a drink; a wide circle of candles in&#13;
bottles was put about him to give light to the proceedings, and all the&#13;
pirates sat in groups in the sawdust, the master-at-arms, with drawn&#13;
cutlass, behind the prisoner, the accuser, a picturesque ruffian, and&#13;
the prisoner's friend, an equally forbidding scoundrel, and the pirate&#13;
Captain being the only individuals standing up. This grouping formed&#13;
a really striking picture, and I have no doubt that many artistic&#13;
eyes took in its possibilities. The accusation brought against the&#13;
prisoner was that he had paid income tax (groans from the pirates),&#13;
that he was even suspected of paying super-tax (yells of fury from the&#13;
pirates), that he kept tame animals, notably Welsh rarebits, and that&#13;
he fed them. The pirate Captain had already warned the prisoner that&#13;
his sentence had been determined upon, and therefore that it was no&#13;
use for him, or anybody else on his behalf, to plead his cause; but&#13;
the prisoner's friend had a speech ready, and loosed it off, making&#13;
the case very much blacker against his client than it had been before.&#13;
Sentence was then duly pronounced, but as the pirate Captain had&#13;
mislaid the plank on which the victim was to walk, and as the goldfish&#13;
which were to represent sharks had been left downstairs, the doom of&#13;
the victim resolved itself into the presentation to him of a pair of&#13;
silver hand-cuffs with a tiny watch at the end of one of them.</p><p>After the court-martial, the pirates gave themselves and their guest an&#13;
entertainment. One pirate sang admirably; another pirate, whose name,&#13;
I think, before he went to sea, was Walter Churcher, told excellent&#13;
stories, and a third pirate went through the whole performance that the&#13;
flashlight photographer inflicts on good-natured diners, his apparatus&#13;
being a whisky bottle and a tin mug, and then handed round photographs&#13;
he pretended to have taken of our guest.</p><p>There was more fun to come, but as midnight was drawing near, and as I&#13;
belong now to the early-to-bed sect of sea-wolves, I departed quietly.&#13;
The lift boy at my flat, when he saw the brick-dust of my marine&#13;
complexion, said to me, as he took me up: "Good gracious, sir, whatever&#13;
has happened to your face?"</p><p>It was a great night altogether!</p><p>XXVI</p><p>APPENRODT'S</p><p>I had been, like every other Londoner, aware of the coming of&#13;
Appenrodt's shops into the panorama of the London streets; but I had&#13;
never gone into one of the Appenrodt establishments until a year ago,&#13;
and it was the dread of the armour-plate sandwich of the buffets that&#13;
sent me there.</p><p>I often, when I am going to an early first night at the theatre, cut&#13;
matters so fine as to dinner that I have only time to eat a couple of&#13;
sandwiches at a buffet, and as often as not the barmaid, knowing that I&#13;
am not a regular customer, does a feat of sleight of hand and gives me&#13;
the roof, the two top sandwiches of the pile. If I protest I am assured&#13;
that they were fresh-cut not a quarter of an hour ago, and being a&#13;
moral coward in such matters, I eat them. If I postpone my sandwich&#13;
meal until after the theatre a second thickness of armour-plate has&#13;
been added to the bread.</p><p>One evening, walking home after the theatre to my flat in the wild&#13;
north-west, I became aware when I reached Oxford Circus that I was&#13;
very hungry. Through the windows of Appenrodt's shop at Oxford Circus&#13;
I could see men in white jackets very busily slicing bread and making&#13;
sandwiches for the people who sat at the little tables. I went in,&#13;
ate a couple of ham sandwiches which had been made for me before my&#13;
eyes, and blessed the name of Appenrodt, for they were all that a ham&#13;
sandwich should be.</p><p>When Appenrodt's headquarters at No. 1 Coventry Street were a-building&#13;
I watched with interest the putting in of the big plate-glass windows,&#13;
and after its completion I looked whenever I passed at the big _cartes&#13;
du jour_ which are put up outside wherever there is space for them. One&#13;
evening, on my way to a club in the Leicester Square district to dine,&#13;
I found, just as I arrived at the Coventry Street corner, that I had&#13;
cut my time very close, and that if I dined at the club I should not be&#13;
in my place at the rising of the curtain. I looked at the big bills of&#13;
fare outside Appenrodt's, and went up into the restaurant on the first&#13;
floor to see whether I could get there a quickly served meal. I had an&#13;
excellent plate of _chicken consommé_, a cut from one of the joints of&#13;
the day--roast veal and bacon--and a rice pudding. I found this simple&#13;
food quite excellent, and I got to my theatre in plenty of time.</p><p>My first experience led me on to other dinners in Appenrodt's&#13;
restaurant on the first floor, and I found that the dishes, without&#13;
exception, were admirably cooked, and that the soup and the _soufflé&#13;
omelette_ with which I now always begin and end a repast at Appenrodt's&#13;
are noticeably excellent. There is plenty of choice, for the menu of&#13;
the day comprises four soups, ten fish dishes, at least the same number&#13;
of entrées, some of these being those that Germans love, vegetables and&#13;
sweets in due proportion, four joints at lunch-time and the same number&#13;
at dinner.</p><p>This is a typical dinner that I ate one night at Appenrodt's, and these&#13;
are the prices I paid for the dishes:--_crème conti_, an excellent&#13;
white soup, 6d.; _suprême de brill Dugleré_, 1s. 6d.; _pilaff de foie&#13;
de volaille à la Grecque_, 1s. 3d.; and _omelette Mylord_, which is a&#13;
form of _omelette surprise_, 1s. 6d.; and I drank therewith a pint of&#13;
Rhenish sparkling muscatel with all the taste and bouquet of the grape&#13;
in it.</p><p>The restaurant is all white and gold, and has a low ceiling, but as&#13;
it has a row of windows on two sides I have no doubt it will be quite&#13;
cool in summer. The curtains to the windows are of some pleasant&#13;
straw-coloured material, with pink spots on it; the carpet is dark. A&#13;
glass screen is in front of the lifts which bring the dishes down from&#13;
the kitchen at the top of the house. There are two staircases, one, the&#13;
main one, from Coventry Street, and another one from Wardour Street,&#13;
leading up to the restaurant. The waiters are mostly Germans, who speak&#13;
good English, and who have the bearing of drilled men. I have no doubt&#13;
that Mr Appenrodt, who at one time sacrificed a growing business to go&#13;
back to Germany to do his military training, does not engage any of his&#13;
countrymen who have shirked their years of service. The only drawback&#13;
to the restaurant that I have noticed is an unavoidable one owing to&#13;
the construction of the house, that the personnel of the coffee kitchen&#13;
have to pass through the restaurant coming and going about their work.</p><p>The people who dine in the restaurant at Appenrodt's seem to belong&#13;
to all classes. When I have dined there early I have seen amongst the&#13;
customers men and ladies whom I recognised as belonging to the Variety&#13;
profession, and who eat an early meal before going to the theatres&#13;
where they perform. Many of Appenrodt's countrymen and countrywomen&#13;
dine in the restaurant, and the black-coated classes of respectable&#13;
Londoners and their womenfolk have already found out how good the food&#13;
is there.</p><p>Having seen all these things, and feeling sure that Appenrodt, with&#13;
his many shops and his restaurants, meant a new power come into the&#13;
centre of London, I became curious as to the owner, or owners, of the&#13;
name and asked whether it was just a _nom de fantasie_ or whether there&#13;
really is such a person in the flesh as a Mr Appenrodt. I was assured&#13;
that there was a Mr Appenrodt and that if it would gratify my curiosity&#13;
to talk to him he would be very pleased to meet me.</p><p>And so it came that I met Mr Appenrodt in his own restaurant, and found&#13;
him to be a very quiet, patently sincere German gentleman, with a round&#13;
face, pleasant, steady eyes, hair a little thin on the top and a large&#13;
dark moustache. He told me across a luncheon-table the story of his&#13;
life, and I was able to assure him that other people besides myself&#13;
would find the history of his early struggles in England an interesting&#13;
one.</p><p>He was born in Berlin in 1867, and, having been a clerk in a Hamburg&#13;
shipping agency, came to this country when he was nineteen years old to&#13;
learn the English language. He soon found a billet in a City office, as&#13;
correspondence clerk at a pound a week, and he determined to stay in&#13;
England, though his father, who was a spirit distiller, wished him to&#13;
return to Germany and the distillery.</p><p>When he was twenty years old he thought he knew London well enough to&#13;
engage in business on his own account. His father would not help him,&#13;
but he had £2000 left him by his mother, and with this he engaged in&#13;
various speculations, the thought of which now moves him to hearty&#13;
laughter. He wanted to induce the English to smoke the German students'&#13;
long pipes and to use washable india-rubber playing cards.</p><p>These and other such brilliant ideas made a very serious inroad on&#13;
his capital. He held, amongst other agencies, one for a manufacturer&#13;
of preserves, and this brought him into touch with German provision&#13;
shops. These shops were all tucked away in little side streets in the&#13;
Soho district, and Mr Appenrodt thought that there would be a good&#13;
opening for German _delicatessen_ if it was possible to show them in&#13;
better premises and with more appetising surroundings. He opened in&#13;
a basement at the corner of Lombard Street and Gracechurch Street a&#13;
shop, in a room about twenty feet square. At that time there were no&#13;
light refreshment places in the City except the A.B.C. shops, and Mr&#13;
Appenrodt soon had a large clientele for his little shop. He saw that&#13;
there was a fortune to be made in catering for the wants of the middle&#13;
classes, but before he experimented on a larger scale he went back to&#13;
Germany to serve his one year of military service, having sold his&#13;
little business to a man who transferred it to some licensed premises&#13;
and made a fortune by it.</p><p>When Mr Appenrodt came back, having completed his term of military&#13;
service, he found that his luck in the City had petered out, for not&#13;
one of the shops he opened in succession proved to be a success. The&#13;
last straw was a shop in the Commercial Road, which seemed likely to&#13;
eat up all the funds he had left. But it was during this last attempt&#13;
that his luck turned. He engaged a young lady as shop assistant, and&#13;
she brought him good luck and success; and his love story, for it&#13;
was a love story, led up to the right ending of all love stories, a&#13;
happy marriage. And he backed his luck, for he and his wife made a&#13;
last bold bid for fortune by taking a shop in the West End, at the&#13;
corner of Coventry Street and Whitcomb Street. This venture proved an&#13;
instantaneous success. Mr Appenrodt and his wife at first did all the&#13;
work themselves, and their business hours were from nine A.M. until one&#13;
the next morning. They had no afternoons or evenings off, and worked&#13;
all and every Sunday.</p><p>Easier times came, assistant after assistant was engaged, and one&#13;
branch after another was opened. Not all of these proved successes, but&#13;
in spite of minor set-backs, the firm of two continued to flourish&#13;
more and more, and has now the big shop and restaurant at Coventry&#13;
Street, eight branches in various parts of London and a big depot in&#13;
Paris. Mr Appenrodt has refused many offers to turn his undertaking&#13;
into a company. He looks on his five hundred employees as his family,&#13;
and is not willing to put them at the mercy of strangers.</p><p>That was Mr Appenrodt's story to me across the table, and when I asked&#13;
him questions he amplified his personal history in various ways. He&#13;
told me how the Parisian depot came to be established: that one day he&#13;
met a former employee, one of his own countrymen, who talked French&#13;
like a native of France. He knew his man, and he told him that he&#13;
was just going over to Paris, and that if he could find a suitable&#13;
shop to let there, he would take it and put his old friend in as his&#13;
partner and as the manager. He found the shop, put his friend into&#13;
it, and it has proved a most successful speculation. He told me of&#13;
the various obstacles he had to overcome in building his premises in&#13;
Coventry Street; of the large sums he expended to buy out the owners&#13;
of the three houses he required and of the difficulties he experienced&#13;
in obtaining a licence to sell beer and other liquors; how at last&#13;
he bought two public-houses and surrendered their licences, and how&#13;
the Licensing Magistrates then gave him permission to serve alcoholic&#13;
drinks, but only with food. His prices, Mr Appenrodt told me, are fixed&#13;
as being the lowest prices at which he can sell first-class food and&#13;
make a reasonable profit on it without looking to any profit from the&#13;
drinks that are sold, for no pressure whatever is put on the patrons of&#13;
his restaurant to drink anything stronger than water.</p><p>I asked Mr Appenrodt what his special hobby was, and he told me&#13;
that it was to buy public-houses and to turn them into Appenrodt&#13;
establishments, which, if you come to think of it, is as true a work of&#13;
reform as any that is being carried out in London.</p><p>He and his wife, he went on to say, love the work they do. They go&#13;
together frequently to the firm's factory in the country, where&#13;
workmen, many of them imported from Germany, make the sausages, the&#13;
glassed delicacies and other specialities of the house, and on fine&#13;
days to the farm they own at Hendon, a picturesque tract of country&#13;
through which the River Brent flows, where they breed pigs for the&#13;
pork sausages--though English pork is so firm that Dutch pork or other&#13;
foreign porks must be mixed with it to make it bind--and fowls and&#13;
other farm produce.</p><p>Before I said good-bye to Mr Appenrodt he asked me if I would like&#13;
to see the kitchen and other parts of the house, and I said "With&#13;
pleasure," for I never think that the final word can be said regarding&#13;
a restaurant until one has seen the kitchen that supplies it. We&#13;
went upstairs to the top of the house, passing on the way a room in&#13;
which half-a-dozen women were peeling potatoes for the potato salads,&#13;
potatoes specially imported from Germany, for English potatoes crumble&#13;
too easily to be satisfactory material. And eventually we came to a&#13;
big kitchen at the top of the house, very airy and very clean, where&#13;
a French _chef de cuisine_ rules over cooks of all nationalities.&#13;
Descending again, we went into the basement to look at Appenrodt's&#13;
_Keller_, decorated after the German style with landscapes and figures,&#13;
where two bands play alternately all the afternoon and evening,&#13;
and where good Germans, and Englishmen who like good German beer,&#13;
congregate to eat simple food and drink the produce of Austrian and&#13;
German hop-fields.</p><p>And finally I walked round the big shop on the ground floor, where at&#13;
the marble counter the men in white were busy cutting sandwiches, and&#13;
Mr Appenrodt explained to me the beauties of the glassed delicacies and&#13;
the great variety of sausages of all countries, and as he took up one&#13;
after another, sausages of majestic size, products of Germany or Italy,&#13;
cut so as to show a section, and smaller sausages in glass jars, and&#13;
bunches and packages of sausages, and Swiss sausages in a shape to take&#13;
up very little room in a knapsack, I felt coming over me exactly the&#13;
same feeling that I experience when a collector of beautiful china, or&#13;
priceless lacquer or wonderful metal-work explains to me the beauties&#13;
of his collection, a feeling that I too want to collect that particular&#13;
kind of curio. If I were much in Mr Appenrodt's company I feel quite&#13;
sure that I should become an enthusiastic amateur in the matter of&#13;
sausages.</p><p>XXVII</p><p>THE BURFORD BRIDGE HOTEL</p><p>One of the pleasantest short runs out of London by motor car is to&#13;
Box Hill and the little hotel which lies just below it. In summer&#13;
the most picturesque way of getting to the hotel is either by one of&#13;
the Brighton coaches, which make it their lunching place, or by the&#13;
coach which goes to Box Hill and back in a day. And by no means an&#13;
uncomfortable, and certainly the cheapest, way of going down to the&#13;
hotel is to do as I did one Sunday--journey by the L.B. &amp; S.C. Railway,&#13;
getting glimpses of Epsom and the great rolling common land of Ashtead,&#13;
of little rivers, and old mills, and wooded downs, on the way.</p><p>The Burford Bridge Hotel, which takes its name from the wide brick&#13;
bridge near by, over the River Mole, stands alongside the high&#13;
road where it curves from the hill-side down to the level. It is a&#13;
picturesque building, for when the Surrey Trust, of which more anon,&#13;
took the house, it was a mere wayside inn. It has been gradually built&#13;
on to, and is now more a group of houses of white rough-cast and slate&#13;
roofs than one house. It has rambling tiled-roofed stables and a&#13;
garage alongside it, and is surrounded by tall trees. Behind it, just&#13;
where the hill begins to rise, are its gardens, with turf terraces and&#13;
geraniums in terra-cotta pots on white pedestals. A great cedar stands&#13;
in the midst of one of the lawns and another lawn is a bowling-green.&#13;
Some of the trees on the hill-side stretch out great branches which&#13;
give shadow to the garden-seats.</p><p>Creepers climb over the house, there are rose-bushes by the paths, and&#13;
out beyond the bowling-green an orchard of old fruit-trees is on the&#13;
banks of the Mole, a brown stream in which the weeds wave gently as it&#13;
moves with a pleasant rustle through the down country on its way to&#13;
join the Thames. There are two dovecotes in the garden of the hotel,&#13;
and the flutter of white wings in the sunlight is pretty to see. Behind&#13;
the gardens is Box Hill, one part of which is steep, grassy down scored&#13;
with white footpaths, the other half stony slopes so steep as to be&#13;
almost cliffs, up which the woods and undergrowth climb. On the Sunday&#13;
of my visit the dark green of these woods was scarcely touched by the&#13;
russet and orange of the autumn tints.</p><p>In the old portion of the house there are small rooms on the ground&#13;
floor, and above, a dozen little bedrooms with flower-boxes in their&#13;
windows and bell-pulls hanging by the fireplaces; for though there is&#13;
electric light all over the house, the old-fashioned bell-pulls and&#13;
the long line of bells in the corridor have been left as an old-world&#13;
touch. Out into the garden there juts a newly built part of the house,&#13;
with a large dining-room on the ground floor and bedrooms above. The&#13;
dining-room is panelled with chestnut wood to within a couple of feet&#13;
from the ceiling. It has on one side recesses, one of which forms an&#13;
ingle-nook for the fireplace, and opposite to them, in the wall facing&#13;
the garden, are many French windows which give on to the lawns. At one&#13;
end of this pleasant room is a great bow-window looking down the length&#13;
of the lawns and orchard, and the tables in this bow are the ones most&#13;
sought after. The strips of red carpet on the polished wooden floor&#13;
deaden the sound of the feet of the waiters as they go to and fro, the&#13;
chairs are handsome ones of red leather, and as they bear on their&#13;
backs a scroll with "The Gaiety" on it, I presume they were bought when&#13;
the Gaiety Restaurant breathed its last.</p><p>All the classes for which the old inn, turned hotel, caters are&#13;
provided for. There is a refreshment-room for the chauffeurs, a bar for&#13;
the rustics. There is also a very pleasant sanctum, which I should have&#13;
called the bar parlour, but which is dubbed the lounge, in which are&#13;
the heads of some of the foxes killed by the local pack of hounds, and&#13;
a photograph of a meet at the hotel, some coaching prints, a picture&#13;
of a racehorse and its jockey, some little stags' heads which were&#13;
in the house when it was bought by the Trust, a grandfather clock,&#13;
some Japanese bronzes and Wedgwood vases, some old-fashioned wooden&#13;
arm-chairs and some big leather ones. It is in this comfortable room,&#13;
with a long stretch of window looking on to the road, that the worthies&#13;
of the neighbourhood assemble to talk over local politics and other&#13;
important matters. There is a little ante-chamber to the dining-room&#13;
with comfortable seats in it, a coffee-room and a drawing-room which&#13;
runs the full width of the old house and is the room in which the&#13;
ladies staying in the house sit after dinner.</p><p>The Surrey Public House Trust, which bought the Burford Bridge Inn,&#13;
and in whose hands it has become one of the most flourishing small&#13;
country hotels in England, is an association of noblemen and gentlemen&#13;
of Surrey who have bought a dozen inns and hotels in the county, and&#13;
who run them on the sanest and soundest possible lines. The sale of&#13;
alcoholic drinks is not looked to as the principal source of profit,&#13;
and as none of the houses owned by the Trust are tied houses, the&#13;
goods, eatable and drinkable, are purchased in the best and cheapest&#13;
markets. The company has as its manager at Burford Bridge Mr "Mike"&#13;
Hunt, who comes of the family who were the lessees of the Star and&#13;
Garter at Richmond in its palmy days. Mr Hunt, plump, light-haired,&#13;
with a moustache somewhat resembling that of the German Emperor, knows&#13;
all there is to know of hotel management, and the eight and a half&#13;
years he has been at Burford Bridge are the years in which the hotel&#13;
has risen to its present fame. He knows pretty nearly every motorist&#13;
who uses the Brighton road, and is a keen supporter of local sport.</p><p>The road to Dorking at certain times of the day, especially on Sundays,&#13;
is alive with motor cars and motor cycles, and the cars at lunch-time&#13;
and at tea-time cluster in front of the hotel like swarming bees. In&#13;
the big dining-room the lunch that is served is an excellent one.&#13;
There is a choice of two soups, one thick, one clear; fish--on this&#13;
particular Sunday there were some excellent lobsters--a great choice&#13;
of cold meats and one hot meat dish, and a choice of puddings. A cut&#13;
from the cheese is the ending of lunch, and then a cup of coffee served&#13;
under one of the trees on the lawn. Half-a-crown is the charge made for&#13;
this very ample meal.</p><p>If you are making a day of it, as I did on this Sunday, it is pleasant&#13;
in the afternoon to stroll past the station, near which a little wooden&#13;
chapel stands thatched with reeds, and on through country roads where&#13;
the little roses of the brambles were turning to blackberries, and past&#13;
garden hedges where the box and holly mingle, out towards Updown Woods.&#13;
Once away from the clatter and roar of the main road one is soon in the&#13;
heart of the most beautiful country in Surrey, and one comes back to&#13;
the hotel, when the rush of the motors returning to town is lulling,&#13;
to find a little blue mist coming up from the valley before the distant&#13;
wooded hills, and all the rooks winging their way homeward to their&#13;
rookery in the great trees, and in the broad meadow by the Mole across&#13;
the road, scores and scores of rabbits out for a frolic.</p><p>This is the dinner that I ate on that Sunday evening at Burford Bridge:</p><p>Consommé à la Reine.&#13;
                          Thick Giblet Soup.&#13;
                   Boiled Turbot, Sauce Hollandaise.&#13;
                         Roast Leg of Mutton.&#13;
                        French Beans. Potatoes.&#13;
                  Roast Duckling or Roast Partridge.&#13;
                                Salad.&#13;
                          Beignets Soufflés.&#13;
                          Tartlets Confiture.&#13;
                             Cheese, etc.</p><p>The giblet soup was excellent, the turbot fresh, and, though the&#13;
mutton might have been the more tender for another day of hanging, the&#13;
partridge and the salad were capital and the _beignet_ made with a very&#13;
light hand. The price of the dinner was 4s. 6d., and I drank with it a&#13;
pint of Rüdesheimer, which cost me 2s. 9d.</p><p>A large party of ladies and men who were staying in the hotel had a&#13;
table in the centre of the big room and were very merry over their&#13;
meal. Two pretty girls and a young man, motoring up to London, who&#13;
stopped at the hotel to eat a dinner on their way, two pleasant-faced&#13;
ladies staying at the hotel, and various couples of men, were some of&#13;
the diners that night. After dinner I watched the departure of the&#13;
motorists, who were completing their journey up to London, sat for a&#13;
while by the fire in the drawing-room, for there was sharpness in the&#13;
September night air, and at ten o'clock, gently tired by my afternoon's&#13;
walk on the hills, went up to bed in a clean little bedroom with some&#13;
good old prints on its walls. Next morning the sound that woke me was&#13;
the cawing of the rooks on their way to the fields.</p><p>XXVIII</p><p>THE RITZ</p><p>The Ritz Hotel and Restaurant will keep in the remembrance of Londoners&#13;
the name of the foremost _hôtelier_ of our days, M. Ritz, a man whose&#13;
genius is written across Europe and America, from Paris to Frankfort,&#13;
from Biarritz to Salsomaggiore, from Lucerne to Madrid, from Budapest&#13;
to New York. Too much quick brain work unfortunately has broken down M.&#13;
Ritz's health, and he is never likely to take any share again in the&#13;
control of the hotels which bear his name. He was the man who first&#13;
taught the mass of the rich English how to dine in cultured comfort in&#13;
their own capital; yet to the great majority of those who benefited&#13;
by his perfect taste and his genius for giving unostentatious luxury&#13;
to the gourmets of the world he was an unknown personality. Duchesses&#13;
and actresses, legislators and actors, explorers and curates, all are&#13;
known to the public by their photographs in shop windows and in the&#13;
newspapers, but I never saw a photograph of Ritz in a Regent Street&#13;
shop or in a journal.</p><p>It was by chance that he first came to England. When the Savoy Hotel&#13;
was opened M. Ritz was manager of the Hotel National at Lucerne and of&#13;
the Grand Hotel at Monte Carlo: Mr D'Oyly Carte found him at the Grand&#13;
Hotel, and asked him if he would come to the Savoy for six months to&#13;
put the restaurant in order. He came, bringing with him M. Escoffier,&#13;
who had been chef at the Grand. Ritz at the Savoy made the supper&#13;
after the theatre the popular meal it still continues to be, though it&#13;
is, thanks to the Early Closing Act, a scramble to eat five-shillings'&#13;
worth of food in half-an-hour, and he also discovered, while at the&#13;
Savoy, that if a restaurant wishes a large number of its guests to&#13;
be of the softer sex a band is a necessity. He saw that an Austrian&#13;
band, engaged at the suggestion of Mr Hwfa Williams, kept the diners&#13;
half-an-hour longer at their tables over their cigars and coffee, and&#13;
that ladies soon came to consider a dinner unaccompanied by music&#13;
a tame feast. For the music, often over-loud, to the accompaniment&#13;
of which I eat my meals in most restaurants, I am not in the least&#13;
thankful to M. Ritz; but the majority of diners, especially those in&#13;
petticoats, if such things exist nowadays, think differently.</p><p>The fight to obtain music at restaurants on Sundays was one of M.&#13;
Ritz's great battles. I remember the days, not so very long ago, when&#13;
a band could not play on Sunday in a restaurant unless some individual&#13;
dinner-giver engaged it to play for his guests, and had no objection&#13;
to the other diners listening to it. Another advance made by Ritz was&#13;
the obtaining of newly baked bread for those who lunched and dined&#13;
at the Savoy restaurant on a Sunday. The baker who at first supplied&#13;
this bread broke some law or some regulation in doing this, and was&#13;
summoned; but M. Ritz, not to be beaten, established a bakery in the&#13;
hotel to supply the bread. Other restaurants followed suit. He had&#13;
an enormous facility for quick work, no detail was too small for&#13;
him, and when he had made up his mind that a thing should be done he&#13;
took unlimited trouble to have it carried out. At one time, when he&#13;
managed the Carlton, he could not understand why the coffee made there&#13;
should not be quite up to the level of the coffee at his hotels on&#13;
the Continent. He tried every experiment possible, brought water from&#13;
all parts of England, took every precaution against the dampness of&#13;
our climate, and finally asked one of the Rümpelmayers, the great&#13;
pastrycook family of the south of France, to come to London to advise&#13;
him in this matter.</p><p>I used to see M. Ritz at this period of his life very often, and used&#13;
to chat with him on matters of _gourmandise_. Very slim, very quiet,&#13;
with nervous hands clasped tightly together, he would move through the&#13;
big restaurant seeing everything, saying a word under his breath to a&#13;
head waiter, bowing to some of the diners, staying by a table to speak&#13;
to others, possessing a marvellous knowledge of faces and of what the&#13;
interests were of all the important people of his clientele. There was&#13;
a maxim, he said, which should be carved in golden letters above the&#13;
door of every _maître d'hôtel_, and that maxim was, in English, "A&#13;
customer is always right," and he always bore this in mind. Whenever&#13;
at that period M. Escoffier invented a new dish a little jury of&#13;
three, M. Escoffier, Madame Ritz and M. Ritz, used to sit in judgment&#13;
on it in solemn conclave before it was allowed to appear on a menu&#13;
in the restaurant. I once asked Madame Ritz, who has been M. Ritz's&#13;
real helpmate and counsellor throughout his married life, to what&#13;
quality she attributed her husband's success in life, and she answered,&#13;
"sensibility," giving the word its French meaning.</p><p>M. Ritz had a talent for doing the right thing at the right time in&#13;
the right way. I once saw him in the early morning on the platform&#13;
of the station in Rome. He looked, as he always looked, as though he&#13;
had come out of a band-box, well-shaved and well-brushed, the ends of&#13;
his moustache pointed upwards, his whiskers brought down to the level&#13;
of his mouth, wearing those dark garments of extreme neatness which&#13;
one always associates with the manager of hotels. He was the one male&#13;
person on the platform that morning who was not dishevelled, nor tired,&#13;
nor unshaven; but he had raced across the Continent as fast as trains&#13;
could carry him to be there to receive a duke and duchess who were&#13;
going to stay at the hotel in which he had an interest.</p><p>A _coup du maître d'hôtel_, of which he told me afterwards with a&#13;
smile, was the method by which he put a large luncheon-party of ladies&#13;
on easy terms with each other. It was a luncheon given at the Carlton&#13;
and attended by the ladies who were sending the hospital-ship out to&#13;
South Africa during the Boer War. Many of the ladies did not know each&#13;
other well, and M. Ritz, exceedingly anxious that the luncheon should&#13;
be a success, feared that they might not be easily conversational, so&#13;
at the commencement of the feast he took round a bottle of Château&#13;
Yquem and suggested to each lady that a little glass of white wine made&#13;
a good beginning to lunch. In two minutes every lady was chatting most&#13;
pleasantly to her neighbours whether she had ever seen them before&#13;
or not. Of the determination of M. Ritz in his early days to learn&#13;
everything that was to be learned in the restaurant world, I remember&#13;
one instance, told me by his wife. He held a well-paid post in one of&#13;
the smart Parisian restaurants, but left it to go to Voisin's at a&#13;
smaller salary, because he thought there was more to be learned in the&#13;
good old restaurant in the Rue St Honoré than in the other place of&#13;
good cheer.</p><p>[Illustration: M. RITZ]</p><p>But it is of the Ritz Restaurant, not of Ritz himself, that I am&#13;
writing in this chapter. I have read that the Ritz has swallowed up&#13;
the site of the old "White Horse" cellars, from which so many of the&#13;
coaches used to start, but the White Horse cellars had crossed the road&#13;
a century and a half before I began to know my London. The Isthmian&#13;
Club-house at one time occupied the portion of the site overlooking the&#13;
Green Park, and when the Club moved on to other quarters it became the&#13;
Walsingham, part chambers, part restaurant, one of the group of houses&#13;
and hotels which stretched from the Green Park to Arlington Street.&#13;
When M. Gehlardi managed the Walsingham, and M. Dutru was its chef,&#13;
there was no better dining place in London.</p><p>The great white stone building of the Ritz, with its arcaded front and&#13;
its entrance to the restaurant and ballrooms right in the middle of the&#13;
arcade, is a comparative new-comer to London, in that it was opened&#13;
in 1906. It is a building, inside and out, of the Louis XVI. period,&#13;
with every modern luxury added. The Winter Garden, where one awaits&#13;
one's guests, is a delightful place of creamy marble pillars and gilt&#13;
trellis-work, casemented mirrors, carved amorini and a fountain with a&#13;
gilt lead figure of "La Source" looking up at the golden cupids poised&#13;
above her. The little orchestra of the hotel plays in this Winter&#13;
Garden, and its music in no way interferes with the conversation in the&#13;
restaurant.</p><p>The restaurant itself may be said to be dedicated to Marie Antoinette,&#13;
for the gilt bronze garlands which hang from electrolier to&#13;
electrolier, forming an oval below the painted sky, were designed to&#13;
represent the flower decorations at one of Marie Antoinette's feasts,&#13;
and though the garlands have been much lightened, for at first they&#13;
were too heavy in design, they are still reminiscent of the poor&#13;
little queen who lived such a merry life and met so sad an end. It&#13;
is a restaurant of soft colours, of marbles, cream and rose and soft&#13;
green, of tapestried recesses and of handsome consoles in the niches.&#13;
Towards the Green Park long arched windows look on to one of the&#13;
pleasantest prospects in London, and below these windows and between&#13;
them and the Park is a little forecourt, in which a green tent is&#13;
pitched when a great ball is to be held in the suite of rooms below&#13;
the restaurant, and where on hot summer evenings dinner is served in&#13;
the open air. At one end of the restaurant is a gilt group of Father&#13;
Thames contemplating an exceedingly attractive lady who represents the&#13;
Ocean. Everything in the restaurant is of the Louis XVI. period, and&#13;
the Aubusson carpets and the chairs and all the silver and the china&#13;
and the glass used in the restaurant and the banqueting rooms harmonise&#13;
with that period.</p><p>The restaurant is not a very large one, and sometimes tables for its&#13;
guests are set in the Marie Antoinette room with which it connects,&#13;
and in that portion of the corridor which forms an ante-room. But&#13;
though it is not of a very great size, the Ritz has a most aristocratic&#13;
clientele. Royal personages often lunch and dine there, and diplomacy&#13;
regards it as its own particular dining place, for tables are retained&#13;
by the secretaries and attachés of two of the Embassies, the German and&#13;
the Austrian, and, I fancy, by a third one also.</p><p>Lady Amalthea had very graciously said she would dine with me at the&#13;
Ritz, so I went in the afternoon of a hot day to interview M. Kroell,&#13;
the manager, who stepped across Piccadilly from the Berkeley to succeed&#13;
M. Elles, who, for a time, managed both the Ritz in Paris and the Ritz&#13;
in London. With M. Kroell was M. Charles, the manager in charge of the&#13;
restaurant, and I asked that I might be given that evening a little&#13;
dinner for two, not of necessity an expensive dinner, but one suitable&#13;
for a warm evening, and I sent my compliments to M. Malley, the _chef&#13;
de cuisine_, and said that I hoped that I should find some of the&#13;
specialities of his kitchen amongst the dishes.</p><p>M. Malley came from the Ritz at Paris when the London Ritz was&#13;
first opened, having acquired his art at the Grand Véfour and the&#13;
Café Anglais. He presides over a very spacious range of white-tiled&#13;
kitchens, in which all the rooms which should be hot are divided by&#13;
a wide corridor from the rooms which should be cold, and he has a&#13;
talent for the invention of new dishes, amongst these being a very&#13;
splendid dish of salmon with a _mousse_ of crayfish, which he has&#13;
named after the Marquise de Sévigné, a reminiscence of his days at&#13;
Vichy, and his _pêches Belle Dijonnaise_, of which more anon. Russian&#13;
soups are one of the specialities of the Ritz kitchen, and there is a&#13;
Viennese pastrycook amongst the members of M. Malley's brigade, who&#13;
makes exquisite pastry. The late King Edward had a special fancy for&#13;
the cakes made at the Ritz, and a supply used to be sent to Buckingham&#13;
Palace, but M. Elles told me that this was a State secret, for M.&#13;
Ménager, the King's chef, might not have liked it to be known that&#13;
anything from another kitchen entered Buckingham Palace.</p><p>As I had left my dinner in the safe hands of the experts, so I also&#13;
left the question of the champagne we should drink, only asking that it&#13;
should be one recommended by the house.</p><p>Before going on my way I reminded M. Kroell that on the last occasion&#13;
that I had word with him he was presented with a miniature in&#13;
brilliants of the order bestowed on him by the King of Spain, and I&#13;
asked him if he had been awarded any other decorations. M. Kroell&#13;
laughed, and then modestly owned to the German military medal, and&#13;
as he told me this he involuntarily squared his shoulders as an old&#13;
soldier.</p><p>Lady Amalthea arrived with military punctuality (she is a soldier's&#13;
wife) in the best of spirits, wearing a dream of a dress, and her&#13;
diamonds and turquoises. A table had been kept for us at the upper end&#13;
of the room, where Lady Amalthea could both see all the guests and be&#13;
seen by them. She ran through a little selection from Debrett as she&#13;
took her seat, having scanned most of the diners as she came in, and I&#13;
was enabled to add to this by identifying a group at one of the tables&#13;
as some of the Peace Delegates from the Balkans.</p><p>Then we settled down to the infinitely important matter of seeing what&#13;
the dinner was that M. Malley and M. Charles in counsel had arranged&#13;
for us.</p><p>This is the menu, and though at first sight it seems a long one for two&#13;
people it is an exceedingly light dinner, and we neither of us ate the&#13;
tiny cutlets which were the _gros pièce_ of the feast. The wine to go&#13;
with it was a bottle of Roederer 1906:</p><p>Melon.&#13;
                       Consommé Glacé Madrilène.&#13;
                        Filet de Sole Romanoff.&#13;
                         Cailles des Gourmets.&#13;
                     Côtes de Pauillac Montpensir.&#13;
                             Petits Pois.&#13;
                          Velouté Palestine.&#13;
                         Poulet en Chaudfroid.&#13;
                           Salade à la Ritz.&#13;
                        Pêche Belle Dijonnaise.</p><p>The melon, delightfully cold, struck the right note in a dinner for a&#13;
hot evening; the Madrilène soup, beautiful in colour and flavoured with&#13;
tomato and capsicum, carried on the summer symphony; the Romanoff sole&#13;
was quite admirable, served with small slices of apple and artichokes&#13;
and with mussels, the apple giving a suspicion of bitter sweetness as&#13;
a contrast to the flesh of the fish. M. Charles happened to be near&#13;
our table at this period, not, I think, quite by chance. I assured&#13;
him that if there was such a thing as a gastronomic nerve M. Malley's&#13;
creation had found it. The quails formed part of a little pie brought&#13;
to table in a pie-dish of old blue willow pattern, and with them were&#13;
coxcombs and truffles and other good things. The _poulet en chaudfroid_&#13;
was a noble bird, all white, and in it and with it was a pink _mousse_&#13;
delicately perfumed with curry powder, a quite admirable combination.&#13;
The Ritz salad is of _cœurs de romaine_, with almonds and portions of&#13;
tiny oranges with it. Last of the dishes in the dinner came the _pêche&#13;
Belle Dijonnaise_, which is one of the creations which have made the&#13;
fame of M. Malley, and which will become historical. It is a delightful&#13;
combination of peaches and black currant ice with some cassis, a&#13;
liqueur of black currants, added to it, and it is called _Belle&#13;
Dijonnaise_ because of the old Burgundian proverb: _A Dijon, il y a du&#13;
bon vin et des jolies filles_.</p><p>I do not doubt that many people dined well in London on that hot June&#13;
evening, but this I will warrant, that no two people, however important&#13;
they might be, or whatever they paid for their dinner (my bill came to&#13;
£2, 10s.), dined better than did Lady Amalthea and I at the Ritz, and I&#13;
make all my compliments to M. Malley.</p><p>I should not do the Ritz full justice if I did not refer to the&#13;
banquets which are served in the Marie Antoinette room and in the great&#13;
white suite below the restaurant. As typical of the Ritz banquets I&#13;
give you the menu of one that Lord Haldane gave to the foreign officers&#13;
visiting London in June 1912, and I also give the accompanying wines:</p><p>Caviar d'Esturgeon.&#13;
                         Kroupnick Polonaise.&#13;
                    Consommé Viveur Glacé en Tasse.&#13;
                  Timbale de Homards à l'Américaine.&#13;
         Suprême de Truite Saumonée à la Gelée de Chambertin.&#13;
              Aiguillette de Jeune Caneton à l'Ambassade.&#13;
                        Courgettes à la Serbe.&#13;
                   Selle de Veau Braisée à l'Orloff.&#13;
                   Petits Pois. Carottes à la Crème.&#13;
                     Pommes Mignonette Persillées.&#13;
                    Soufflé de Jambon Norvégienne.&#13;
                      Ortolans Doubles au Bacon.&#13;
                           Cœurs de Laitues.&#13;
             Asperges Géantes de Paris, Sauce Hollandaise.&#13;
                         Pêches des Gourmets.&#13;
                              Friandises.&#13;
                            Mousse Romaine.&#13;
                        Tartelettes Florentine.&#13;
                         Corbeille de Fruits.</p><p>VINS.&#13;
                      Gonzalez Coronation Sherry.&#13;
                       Berncastler Doctor, 1893.&#13;
                      Château Duhart Milon, 1875.&#13;
                     Heidsieck Dry Monopole, 1898.&#13;
                           G. H. Mumm, 1899.&#13;
                          Croft's Port, 1890.&#13;
                     La Grande Marque Fine, 1848.</p><p>The dinner looks at first glance to be an exceedingly long one, but it&#13;
is also an exceedingly light one, the saddle of veal being the only&#13;
substantial dish of the feast. The _aiguillettes_ of duckling from one&#13;
of the special dishes at the Ritz, and the _soufflés_ and the _mousses_&#13;
that come from the Ritz kitchens are always ethereal. This banquet is&#13;
an excellent example of a feast which is important without being heavy.</p><p>XXIX</p><p>SOME OUTLYING RESTAURANTS</p><p>In calling the restaurants about which I write in this chapter&#13;
"outlying" ones, I do not mean that they are in the far suburbs, but&#13;
only that they are some little distance from Nelson's Column, which I&#13;
take to be the centre of restaurant land, and that each of them is in a&#13;
part of London having its own entity--Knightsbridge, Belgravia, Sloane&#13;
Square and Bloomsbury.</p><p>*       *       *       *       *</p><p>Rinaldo, in the days when he was at the Savoy, used to stand at the&#13;
desk by the door and tell us all as we came in what tables had been&#13;
reserved for us. Of course, as _maître d'hôtel_, he had other duties,&#13;
but as he knew my whims concerning the position of my table, and as&#13;
he always sent me just where I wanted to be, I have him in grateful&#13;
remembrance for doing this. When he left the Savoy he set up on his own&#13;
account at No. 15 Wilton Road, which is just opposite Victoria Station,&#13;
and there, I am glad to say, he still flourishes. He is no longer quite&#13;
the slim Spanish don with a peaked black beard that he used to be, but&#13;
proprietorship has a waistcoat-filling effect on restaurateurs, and&#13;
time softens black hair with streaks of grey.</p><p>Rinaldo's restaurant is quite spacious, a high and airy room with&#13;
plenty of light. Its walls are of pleasant grey with decorations&#13;
in high relief in the upper part, and on the stained glass of the&#13;
sky-light are paintings of game and fruit. Baskets of ferns in the&#13;
shape of boats hang from the roof, and there are always bunches of&#13;
roses on the tables. Behind a screen at the far end is the service&#13;
bar where the wines are served out, and in the centre of the room is&#13;
a very appetising table of cold meats and fruit; the melons and other&#13;
things that should be kept cold being on a long box of broken ice;&#13;
the mushrooms reposing in big wooden baskets; the crayfish and the&#13;
egg-fruit and the other delicacies, according to seasons, all being set&#13;
out with exceptional taste and looking very tempting.</p><p>Quite an aristocratic clientele lunches and dines at Rinaldo's&#13;
restaurant. Many of the great people of Belgravia like to lunch in a&#13;
restaurant which is no great distance from their homes; the Monsignori&#13;
from the neighbouring Roman Catholic Cathedral often go there, and&#13;
quite a number of gourmets who like the Italian dishes--for Rinaldo,&#13;
though he looks like a Spaniard, is an Italian--of which there are&#13;
always some on the bill of fare, are very constant patrons.</p><p>The restaurant has an extensive _carte du jour_, and most people who&#13;
lunch there prefer to order that meal from the card, though there is a&#13;
two-shilling lunch for those who are in a hurry. On the _carte du jour_&#13;
which I took away with me on the last occasion I lunched in Wilton Road&#13;
I found amongst the entrées _ris de veau financière, Vienna schnitzel,&#13;
côte de veau Napolitaine, bitock à la Russe, entrecôte Tyrolienne_ and&#13;
_fritto misto à la Romaine_, which shows that the restaurant caters for&#13;
many nationalities and many tastes. My lunch on this occasion--it was a&#13;
warm summer day--consisted of a slice of cantaloup melon, 9d.; _fritto&#13;
misto_, 1s. 6d.; a cut of cheese; an iced _zabajone Milanaise_, 1s.,&#13;
and a cup of coffee, which is always excellent at Rinaldo's, and which,&#13;
disregarding his early bringing-up--for Italians never allow metals to&#13;
touch coffee--Rinaldo pours out of a fascinating little metal pot. A&#13;
three-and-six dinner is the dinner of the house, and Rinaldo explained&#13;
to me that this rarely contains Italian dishes; for Englishmen in the&#13;
evening find them rather difficult to digest. This is a menu, taken by&#13;
chance in the autumn, of the dinner of the restaurant:</p><p>Hors d'œuvre.&#13;
                            Consommé Tosca.&#13;
                           Crème Portugaise.&#13;
                     Turbot Bouilli. Sce. Homard.&#13;
                       Filet d'Hareng Meunière.&#13;
                     Mignonette d'Agneau Marigny.&#13;
                      Grenadine de Veau Clamart.&#13;
                             Grouse rôti.&#13;
                                Salade.&#13;
                         Choufleur au Gratin.&#13;
                          Glacé Napolitaine.&#13;
                             Mignardises.</p><p>*       *       *       *       *</p><p>Gretener, who is the proprietor of the New Albert Restaurant, 77&#13;
Knightsbridge, also, in the past, scored good marks in my memory, for&#13;
he was manager of that very difficult proposition, the restaurant&#13;
of the Gare Maritime at Boulogne, and during his reign there it was&#13;
always possible, by giving him warning beforehand, to get an excellent&#13;
luncheon excellently served. As most of the business of that restaurant&#13;
is to put the greatest amount of food in the shortest possible time&#13;
into travellers who keep one anxious eye on the train outside, or to&#13;
cater for big parties of excursionists at the cheapest possible rate, a&#13;
manager must have a soul for the gastronomic art to keep his restaurant&#13;
under these conditions a place of delicate cookery. When M. Gretener&#13;
and his pretty wife came to England they established themselves at a&#13;
restaurant in Knightsbridge, which has a tessellated pavement and walls&#13;
of ornamented glazed tiles with mirrors at intervals, and a ceiling on&#13;
which cupids in high relief gambol on medallions with a blue ground.&#13;
A stained glass window is at the far end of the restaurant, a wide&#13;
staircase leads to the first floor, and under the staircase is a little&#13;
glassed-in serving-room. M. Gretener has collected a very faithful&#13;
clientele, and he also sends out meals to the dwellers in the houses&#13;
of flats which abound in Knightsbridge. In the summer-time many people&#13;
who go out of a morning to Hyde Park, strangers in the land, French,&#13;
Germans, and Italians amongst them, see Gretener's as they go through&#13;
the Albert Gate and make it their lunching place. A three-shilling&#13;
dinner is the dinner of the house, but whenever I have been there I&#13;
have ordered my meal _à la carte_ from the very moderately priced card&#13;
of the day, and this is a typical bill. _Crème Lentils_, 8d. Mayonnaise&#13;
of Salmon, 2s. _Noisette d'agneau Doria_, 1s. 6d. _Haricots verts&#13;
sautés_, 6d., and _Bavarois chocolat_, 4d.</p><p>*       *       *       *       *</p><p>The Queen's Restaurant, No. 4 Sloane Square, is one to which I often&#13;
go when there is a first night at the Court Theatre, for it is only&#13;
just across the road from that house. Its proprietor, M. Coppo, who&#13;
learned his business at the Café Royal, bustles about his restaurant&#13;
with a napkin under his arm doing the work of _maître d'hôtel_. The&#13;
restaurant, with cream-coloured walls and mirrors in white frames,&#13;
consists of several rooms thrown into one, the part by the entrance&#13;
door being narrow and just holding two rows of tables, while at&#13;
the back there is plenty of space. The clientele, on the occasions&#13;
that I have been there, has been a mixture of all the comfortable&#13;
classes--Guards' officers from the neighbouring barracks, fashionable&#13;
people of both sexes from Sloane Street and its neighbourhood, dramatic&#13;
critics making a hurried meal before going to the theatre, business&#13;
men, and an artist or two from the Chelsea studios. M. Coppo gives his&#13;
patrons a set dinner, the price of which, I fancy, is 3s. 6d.; but&#13;
I have always ordered my dinner from the _carte du jour_, and I have&#13;
found the food to be quite reasonably cheap and good.</p><p>*       *       *       *       *</p><p>I wonder how many people of the tens of hundreds who take their books&#13;
to Mudie's to be exchanged know that the Vienna Café just across the&#13;
road is an excellent place at which to lunch. In the upstairs rooms&#13;
I have eaten, in the middle of the day, Austrian and German dishes&#13;
excellently cooked, and there is a Viennese cheese cake which is a&#13;
speciality of the house for which I have a liking, and with a slice&#13;
of which I have always ended my meal. The coffee of the house is the&#13;
excellent coffee made in the Austrian manner, and at tea-time the Café&#13;
down below is always crowded with people, especially ladies, who like&#13;
the Viennese cakes and pastries that they obtain there.</p><p>XXX</p><p>THE KING'S GUARD</p><p>ST JAMES'S PALACE</p><p>"The best dinner in London, sir!" was what our fathers always added&#13;
when, with a touch of gratification, they used to tell of having been&#13;
asked to dine on the Guard at St James's; and nowadays, when the art&#13;
of dinner-giving has come to be very generally understood, the man who&#13;
likes good cooking and good company still feels very pleased to be&#13;
asked to dinner by one of the officers of the guard, for the old renown&#13;
is still justified, and there is a fascination in the surroundings that&#13;
is not to be obtained by unlimited money spent in any restaurant.</p><p>Past the illuminated clock of the Palace, the hands of which mark&#13;
five minutes to eight, in through an arched gate, across one of the&#13;
courts, and in a narrow passage where a window gives a glimpse of&#13;
long rows of burnished pots and pans, is a black-painted door with,&#13;
on the door-jamb, a legend of black on white telling that this is the&#13;
officers' guard.</p><p>Up some wooden stairs with leaden edges to them, stairs built for&#13;
use and not for ornament: and, the guests' coats being taken by a&#13;
clean-shaved butler in evening clothes, we are at once in the officers'&#13;
room.</p><p>It is a long room, lighted on one side by a great bow-window, flanked&#13;
by two other windows. At the farthest end of the room from the door&#13;
is a mantelpiece of grey and white marble. The walls are painted a&#13;
comfortable green colour, and there are warm crimson curtains to the&#13;
windows. There are many pictures upon the walls; and a large sofa,&#13;
leather-covered arm-chairs, and a writing-table in the bow of the&#13;
window give an air of comfort to the room. A great screen, which, in&#13;
its way, is a work of art, being covered with cuttings of all periods,&#13;
from Rowlandson's caricatures to the modern style of military prints,&#13;
is drawn out from the wall so as to divide the room into two portions.&#13;
On the door side of the screen stands in one corner the regimental&#13;
colour of the battalion finding the guard, and here, too, are the&#13;
bearskin head-dresses of the officers.</p><p>On the fireplace side of the screen is a table ready set for dinner,&#13;
the clear glass decanters at the corners being filled with champagne,&#13;
a silver-gilt vase forming the centre-piece, and candles in silver&#13;
candelabra giving the necessary light. By the fireplace the officers of&#13;
the guard, in scarlet and gold and black, are waiting to receive their&#13;
guests.</p><p>In addition to the officers of St James's guard, the adjutant and&#13;
colonel of the battalion that finds the guard, the two officers of the&#13;
Household Cavalry on guard at the Horse Guards and some of the military&#13;
officials of the Court have a right to dine. But it is rarely that all&#13;
entitled to this privilege avail themselves of it, and the captain and&#13;
officers of the guard generally are able to ask some guests to fill the&#13;
vacant chairs.</p><p>As, on the stroke of eight, on the evening I am writing of, we sat down&#13;
to dinner my host told me that he had ordered a typical meal for me.&#13;
This was the menu:</p><p>Potage croûte-au-pot.&#13;
                        Eperlans à l'Anglaise.&#13;
                         Bouchées à la moëlle.&#13;
                Côtelettes de mouton. Purée de marrons.&#13;
                         Poularde à la Turque.&#13;
                    Hure truffée. Sauce Cumberland.&#13;
                            Pluviers dorés.&#13;
                         Pommes de terre Anna.&#13;
                         Champignons grillés.&#13;
                          Omelette soufflée.&#13;
                         Huîtres à la Diable.</p><p>The spatchcocked smelts, the boar's head, with its sharp-tasting sauce,&#13;
and the _soufflée_, I recognised as being favourite dishes on the&#13;
King's Guard.</p><p>On this evening the wearers of the black coats, as well as the red,&#13;
had served his Majesty, at one time or another, in various parts&#13;
of the world, and our talk drifted to the subject of the various&#13;
officers' guards all over the British world. In hospitality the castle&#13;
guard at Dublin probably comes next to the guard at St James's, for&#13;
the officers of the guard fare excellently there at the Viceregal&#13;
expense. The Bank guards, both in the City of London and at College&#13;
Green, have compensating advantages, and the officers' guard at Fort&#13;
William, Calcutta, has helped many an impoverished subaltern to buy a&#13;
polo pony. The story goes that some rich native falling ill close to&#13;
the gate of Fort William, the subaltern on guard took him up to the&#13;
guardroom and treated him kindly, and in consequence, in his will, the&#13;
native left provision for a daily sum of rupees to be given to the&#13;
subaltern on guard. These rupees are paid to the officer minus one,&#13;
retained by the _babus_ as a charge for "stationery," and though all&#13;
the little tin gods both at Calcutta and Simla have exerted themselves&#13;
to recover for the subaltern that rupee, the power of the _babu_ has&#13;
been too strong and the imaginary stationery still represents the&#13;
missing rupee. We chatted of the Malta guard, with its collection of&#13;
pictures on the wall; of dreary hours at Gibraltar, with nothing to do&#13;
except to construct sugar-covered fougasses to blow up flies; and of&#13;
exciting moments at Peshawar, when the chance of being shot by one's&#13;
own sentries made going the rounds a real affair of outposts.</p><p>Then I asked questions about the gilt centre-piece, which is in the&#13;
shape of an Egyptian vase with sphinxes on the base, and was told that&#13;
the holding capacities of it were beyond the guessing of anyone who&#13;
had not seen the experiment tried. Some of the other plate which is&#13;
put upon the table at the close of dinner is of great interest. There&#13;
is a cigar-lighter in the shape of a grenade given by his late Majesty&#13;
King Edward, a silver cigar-cutter, a memento of an inter-regimental&#13;
friendship made at manœuvres, and a snuff-box made from one of the&#13;
hoofs of Napoleon's charger Marengo. Which hoof it was is not stated on&#13;
the box, but the collective wisdom of the table decided that it must&#13;
have been the near hind one. Excepting on days when the Scots Guards&#13;
are on guard, the Sovereign's health is not, I believe, drunk after&#13;
dinner--though I fancy that King Edward, when Prince of Wales, dining&#13;
on guard, broke through this custom. The regiment from across the&#13;
Border was at one time suspected of a leaning towards Jacobitism, and&#13;
while the officers were ordered to drink his Majesty's health they were&#13;
not allowed to use finger-glasses after dinner, lest they should drink&#13;
to the King over the water.</p><p>Dinner over, the big sofa is pulled round in front of the fire and&#13;
a bridge-table claims its devotees. I asked my host to be allowed&#13;
to inspect the pictures which pretty well cover the walls. The most&#13;
important is an excellent portrait of Queen Victoria in the early part&#13;
of her reign. It is the work of "Lieut.-Col. Cadogan," and was begun&#13;
on the wall of a guardroom--at Windsor, I fancy. The surface of the&#13;
wall was cut off, the picture finished, and it now hangs, a fine work&#13;
of art but a tremendous weight, in the place of honour. There is an&#13;
admirable oil-colour of the old Duke of Wellington, showing a kindly&#13;
old face looking down, a pleasant difference from the alert aquiline&#13;
profile which most of his portraits show. There are prints of other&#13;
celebrated generals, mostly Guardsmen, and an amusing caricature of&#13;
three kings dining on guard. It is a very unfurnished guardroom, with&#13;
a bare floor, in which their Majesties are being entertained, but the&#13;
enthusiasm with which the officers are drinking their health makes up&#13;
for the surroundings. A key to the print hangs hard by, but the names&#13;
attached to the various figures are said to have been written in joke.&#13;
Many of the pictures are sporting prints and hunting caricatures; but&#13;
the original of _Vanity Fair's_ sketch of Dan Godfrey is in one corner;&#13;
and a strange old picture of a battle, painted on a tea-tray, hangs&#13;
over the door.</p><p>On either side of the looking-glass, above the mantelpiece, are the&#13;
list of officers on duties and the orders for the guard, the latter&#13;
with a glass over them, which is supposed to have been cracked in&#13;
Marlborough's time. Some very admirably arranged caricatures, with&#13;
explanatory notes, are bound into a series of red volumes and kept in a&#13;
glazed set of shelves, and these, with a number of blue-bound volumes&#13;
of _The Pall Mall Magazine_, form the greater portion of the library&#13;
available for the officers on guard.</p><p>As the hands of the clock near eleven, the butler, who has been handing&#13;
round "pegs" in long tumblers, takes up his position by the door.&#13;
Military discipline is inexorable, and we (the guests) know that we&#13;
must be out of the precincts of the guard by eleven o'clock. We say&#13;
good-night to our hosts, and as we go downstairs we hear the clank of&#13;
swords being buckled on.</p><p>Outside in the courtyard a sergeant and a drummer and a man with a&#13;
lantern are waiting for the officer to go the rounds.</p><p>XXXI</p><p>THE OLD BULL AND BUSH</p><p>There is no side of London life that has died out more completely, so&#13;
far as the upper classes are concerned, than the visits to the old&#13;
tea-gardens which used to be the resort of the well-to-do classes from&#13;
the days of King Charles II. up to the beginning of the last century.&#13;
Bagginnage Wells, to which Nell Gwynne first brought the bucks, is only&#13;
a name now, but Coleman, in his comedy, _Bon-ton_, defined good tone as&#13;
to</p><p>"Drink tea on summer afternoons&#13;
  At Bagginnage Wells with china and gilt spoons."</p><p>Sadler's Wells was a tea-garden with a music-room before Rosoman&#13;
pulled down the building to put up a theatre. White Conduit House used&#13;
to take fifty pounds on a Sunday afternoon for sixpenny tea tickets,&#13;
and its white bread was considered a great luxury. The bowling alleys&#13;
of Marylebone Gardens were famous; and there were tea-gardens and a&#13;
bowling-green at the Yorkshire Stingo, opposite Lisson Grove. Kilburn&#13;
Wells advertised that its gardens and great room were adapted to the&#13;
use of "the politest companies," and at Jenny's Whim there was a great&#13;
garden, in different parts of which were recesses, and in a large piece&#13;
of water facing the tea alcoves big fish and mermaids showed themselves&#13;
above the surface. The Apollo Gardens in the Westminster Road, and&#13;
Cuper's Gardens opposite Somerset House, were amongst these old places&#13;
of amusement, most of which are now only names. There is, however, at&#13;
the present time a tavern with tea-gardens of the old-fashioned kind&#13;
quite close to London, which, besides its picturesqueness, has other&#13;
recommendations which give it a right to inclusion in a "Gourmet's&#13;
Guide."</p><p>The Bull and Bush at North End, Hampstead, which is the tavern to&#13;
which I refer, has no very long history behind it. It was a farmhouse&#13;
when Jack Straw's Castle and the Spaniards were inns with tea-gardens&#13;
attached, the gardens of the latter house being laid out in the formal&#13;
Dutch style, which became fashionable after the Revolution. Tradition&#13;
has it that the Bull and Bush was at one time Hogarth's house, and Mr&#13;
Austin Dobson, who garnered information from all quarters into his book&#13;
on Hogarth, admits the claim of the house to this distinction, but&#13;
thinks that it was a house to which Hogarth went for "a visit." There&#13;
are long periods in Hogarth's life, before his father-in-law, Sir John&#13;
Thornhill, forgave him for his elopement with his daughter and took&#13;
the young pair to live with him in the family house in Covent Garden,&#13;
of which no record has been kept, and I should like to imagine that&#13;
the blue-eyed, bold young artist carried away the girl he loved to the&#13;
farmhouse on the breezy common to spend their honeymoon there, and that&#13;
he and she together planted the ring of fir-trees in the garden which&#13;
are still called "Hogarth's firs." The house ceased to be a farm, and&#13;
became a place of refreshment in later days, and W. H. Pyne (Ephraim&#13;
Hardcastle), in his collection of essays, "Wine and Walnuts," tells&#13;
of an imaginary excursion made to the Bull and Bush by a party which&#13;
included Sir Joshua Reynolds, Gainsborough, Sterne and Garrick, and&#13;
puts in Gainsborough's mouth praise of the creamy milk and the fine&#13;
Dutch damask to be found at the little inn.</p><p>And the great Victorian painters and writers followed the example of&#13;
their predecessors in going on jaunts to the Bull and Bush, for when&#13;
Harry Humphries, a great favourite with all men of the pen and brush,&#13;
was the host of the house, Dickens used to frequent it, and George&#13;
Augustus Sala, Clement Scott and E. L. Blanchard, and those two great&#13;
_Punch_ artists, George du Maurier and Charles Keene, and many more of&#13;
a like kidney.</p><p>There is no difficulty in finding the old inn to-day, for at the&#13;
flagstaff and the pond which mark the western end of the long, bare&#13;
backbone of the common (from which London can be seen below to the&#13;
south in its veil of smoke, and on clear days the Surrey hills beyond,&#13;
while to the north are the hills and fields of the great landscape that&#13;
stretches from Harrow round to Hainault) the North End road plunges&#13;
down, with common land, furze and undergrowth and big trees and grassy&#13;
knolls to one side, and on the other old oaken park palings and big&#13;
trees.</p><p>Just where the road first dips a blind fiddler stands, and all day&#13;
long he plays one air, and that air is Kate Carney's song, "Down&#13;
by the old Bull and Bush." The inn itself is almost in the shadow&#13;
of a big mansion, Pitt House it is called, to which the great Lord&#13;
Chatham retired when he suffered from his nerve storms, refused to&#13;
see any of his fellow-ministers and could not even bear the presence&#13;
of a servant, his food being passed in to him through a panel in the&#13;
door. In the road to one side of the inn a peripatetic photographer&#13;
generally establishes his studio. The Bull and Bush is a white-faced&#13;
building with a slated roof, standing a little back from the highway,&#13;
and behind it and on both sides of it are many trees. It is an old&#13;
house with a big window to its large room on the first floor and nice&#13;
old-fashioned bow-windows with small panes to the two bar-rooms on&#13;
the ground floor. One of these bar-rooms is a real snuggery adorned&#13;
with sketches by some of the artists who have made themselves at home&#13;
in the inn. Various large boards set forth that lunches, dinners and&#13;
teas are obtainable; that the name of the host is Mr Fred Vinall; that&#13;
there are private dining-rooms, a coffee-room and billiards; and that a&#13;
two-shilling ordinary is ready every Sunday from two to three o'clock.&#13;
This "ordinary," which I believe is a very noble feast for the money&#13;
charged, is held in the big room upstairs.</p><p>The gardens are at the back of the inn, and though summer is the real&#13;
time to enjoy the attractions of the arbours at the Bull and Bush, it&#13;
is quite pleasant when the new leaves are covering, in the spring, the&#13;
trees with the lightest green, or on a still, autumn day when the tints&#13;
around the lawn are all russet and copper, to drink tea on the little&#13;
terrace behind the house in the centre of which is a great stone vase&#13;
for flowers and at which little tables with red and white and yellow&#13;
and white covers are set for the tea-drinkers. The tea is excellent,&#13;
and though the slices of bread and butter are thick they are of fine&#13;
bread and the freshest of butter. When spring merges into summer the&#13;
green bowling lawn, with turf as thick and level as a carpet, also has&#13;
its quota of cane chairs and little tables, and the rustic arbours all&#13;
around it, on the roofs of which are boxes of flowers, are also all&#13;
occupied. The waiters are kept busy carrying cakes and bread and butter&#13;
and tea and stronger beverages all through a summer day to the little&#13;
family parties who take their ease in the garden of their inn.</p><p>As a neighbour to the bowling-green is the platform which serves as&#13;
an out-of-door dancing floor when Cinderellas are held on summer&#13;
evenings, and as the flooring on which the chairs are put when a&#13;
concert is given on a little stage which is to one side of this planked&#13;
space. In the middle of this dancing and theatre floor is the circle&#13;
of firs which bears Hogarth's name. There are electric lights on the&#13;
terrace and amidst the trees and round the lawn and dancing floor.&#13;
Tuesdays and Thursdays and Saturdays are the days on which the concerts&#13;
or the dances are generally held in summer.</p><p>Mr Fred Vinall, short in stature, genial in manner, with close-clipped&#13;
grey beard and moustache, has just as distinguished friends amongst&#13;
players and artists and men of the pen as any of his predecessors. He&#13;
has revived the old pleasures of the tea-gardens of a hundred years&#13;
ago, and to see the gardens of the Bull and Bush on a warm summer&#13;
evening is to learn that Londoners can take their evening pleasures out&#13;
of doors with cheerful mirth and with sobriety as well.</p><p>And now at last I come to the reason why the Bull and Bush should be&#13;
recommended to gourmets not only as a place where Londoners can be&#13;
seen amusing themselves sanely, but as a place of excellent eating.&#13;
Mrs Vinall, wife of the host of the old inn, Belgian by birth, has all&#13;
the talent of a Cordon Bleu, and if warning is telegraphed or written&#13;
to the inn of the coming of a party of gourmets, a lunch or a dinner,&#13;
admirably cooked under Mrs Vinall's supervision, will be ready for&#13;
the gastronomers, the table set in the open air, and they will, I am&#13;
sure, eating in the invigorating air of Hampstead Heath food admirably&#13;
cooked, thank me for having told them of a lunching and dining place&#13;
clear of the London smoke.</p><p>XXXII</p><p>THE BERKELEY</p><p>The pleasant, white-faced hotel, with its restaurant on the ground&#13;
floor, which faces the Ritz across Piccadilly, stands on classic&#13;
ground, for it was at the corner of Piccadilly and Berkeley Street that&#13;
Francatelli, the great cook and _maître d'hôtel_, pupil of the even&#13;
greater Carême, was in command of the St James's Restaurant and the&#13;
hotel of that name which in the middle of the last century stood first,&#13;
with no _proxime accessit_, amongst the restaurants of the capital.</p><p>Nowadays we take our great French cooks in London for granted; they&#13;
are part of the life of London. But in the fifties Clubland was still&#13;
a little astonished and flattered that the great chefs were willing to&#13;
desert their own country to dwell amidst the fogs and rain of England,&#13;
and restaurants were comparatively rare, and few of them were of a&#13;
very high class. Hayward, who first published his "Art of Dining" in&#13;
1852, gives in his book little biographies of Ude and Francatelli,&#13;
and alludes rather slightingly to Soyer, who was the third of the&#13;
trio of very great cooks. Disraeli, who had enough of the artistic&#13;
temperament in him to assign to gastronomy its proper place amongst&#13;
the pleasures of life, recorded the dismissal of Ude from Crockford's&#13;
in the following words:--"There has been a row at Crockford's, and Ude&#13;
dismissed. He told the committee he was worth £4000 a year. Their new&#13;
man is quite a failure, so I think the great artist may yet return&#13;
from Elba." The "new man" was Francatelli, and he was so far from&#13;
being a failure that when it was thought that Buckingham Palace should&#13;
possess the greatest cook in England the position of chief cook and&#13;
_maître d'hôtel_ to the Queen was offered to him. He did not find the&#13;
position a comfortable one, and resigned at the end of two years. For&#13;
a time he lived in retirement, but in the sixties he once more placed&#13;
himself on the active list, and took charge of the St James's.</p><p>In doing so he was following the example of Soyer, who, in the fifties,&#13;
established a restaurant in Gore House, which had been the residence&#13;
of Lady Blessington. Soyer expected that the Great Exhibition would&#13;
send a crowd of rich people to his restaurant, and many great people&#13;
patronised it, but in the end he lost £7000 by his venture. Hayward&#13;
says concerning him that "he is more likely to earn immortality by his&#13;
soup kitchen than by his soup," alluding to the soup kitchens that&#13;
Soyer as a Government Commissioner established at the Royal Barracks in&#13;
Dublin during the great famine in Ireland.</p><p>In 1868, when "The Epicure's Year Book," an attempt to copy Grimod de&#13;
la Reynière's "Almanach des Gourmands," was published by Bradbury and&#13;
Evans, Francatelli was at the zenith of his fame at the St James's, and&#13;
the anonymous author, in that book, who wrote the chapter on "London&#13;
Dinners," after paying a compliment to British fare, saying that Wilton&#13;
and Rule are not afraid of comparison with any oyster dealers in the&#13;
world, and extolling the flounders and steaks of the Blue Posts in Cork&#13;
Street, declares that cookery "such as Ude once served at Crockford's&#13;
and his successor Francatelli is now serving at the St James's Hotel,&#13;
Piccadilly, is not reached by any other hotel or tavern in London." As&#13;
it may interest my readers with a taste for antiquarian lore to know&#13;
which were the restaurants recommended in the sixties for good plain&#13;
food, I continue the quotation. "At the Ship and Turtle in Leadenhall&#13;
Street, or at Birch's (Ring and Brymer), on Cornhill, the turtle is&#13;
cooked with perfect art; and the punch would satisfy the author of&#13;
'Le veritable art de faire le Punch.' The fish, at the fish dinner at&#13;
Simpson's in Cheapside, is admirable. Nay, you may have a chop broiled&#13;
under your nose, at Joe's, behind the Royal Exchange, that shall defy&#13;
criticism. At Simpson's in the Strand; at the Albion, by Drury Lane&#13;
Theatre; at Blanchard's (ask for his Cotherstone cheese), in Beak&#13;
Street, Regent Street, the Earl Dudley's neck of venison, duckling with&#13;
green peas, or chicken with asparagus--the main elements of his dinner&#13;
'fit for an emperor,' are to be bought excellently well cooked. The&#13;
Rainbow, in Fleet Street, is a well-known, good, plain house; and a&#13;
grill well cooked and served, where Messrs Spiers and Pond have put up&#13;
their silver gridiron, at Ludgate Hill, is a new illustration of London&#13;
plain cookery. The London, in Fleet Street, is an admirable house;&#13;
cheap, and yet where there are--a rare thing in the City--well-kept&#13;
tables. This house publishes its menus in the evening papers. Our&#13;
oyster shops have no rivals in the boastful capital of gastronomy.&#13;
Take Pim's, for example, in the Poultry, where there are perfect&#13;
oysters, and the luncheon delicacies of our modern day. But when the&#13;
ambitious diner glances along the line of entrées, even in the best&#13;
of the houses I have cited, he is in danger. In the City, the Albion&#13;
is the best kitchen for elaborate dishes, and the dinners given here&#13;
are smaller than the crowds which meet over huddled, flat, and chilled&#13;
dishes at our great public dinners. Yet nobody would for one moment&#13;
think of comparing the most carefully prepared dinner for sixty with&#13;
such a menu as Francatelli prepares for half-a-dozen in Piccadilly."&#13;
From this general damnation, however, the author exempts Willis's, in&#13;
King Street, St James's, where, he says, the mutton pies of the Old&#13;
Thatched House Tavern may still be eaten; Epitaux', in Pall Mall; the&#13;
Burlington, in Regent Street; Verrey's and Kühn's, in which places&#13;
"very respectable French cookery is to be had."</p><p>"The Epicure's Year Book" gives amongst its menus of remarkable dinners&#13;
of 1867 one of the "Epicure" dinner served at the St James's. The&#13;
_dîner à la Russe_ was in those days ousting the dinner in the French&#13;
style, in which the dishes were placed in three services or relays&#13;
upon the table and carved by host and guests, and such an epicure as&#13;
Captain Hans Busk, who was the gourmet _par excellence_ of the sixties,&#13;
gave his guests at the United University Club very much such a dinner&#13;
as men eat to-day, though his dinners were of too many courses. But at&#13;
the Mansion House the first and second and third services were still&#13;
adhered to. Francatelli, though conforming to the new style, made&#13;
concessions to the old school, as this menu shows. His French was a&#13;
little shaky, for he did not know when "_à la_" should be used and when&#13;
it should not be used:</p><p>Les Huîtres.</p><p>_Potages_.--La purée de gibier à la chasseur; à la Julienne.</p><p>_Poisson_.--Les epigrammes de rougets à la Bordelaise; le saumon à la&#13;
 Tartare.</p><p>_Entrées_.--Les mauviettes à la Troienza; les côtelettes à la&#13;
 Duchesse; les medaillons de perdreaux à la St James; le selle de&#13;
 mouton rôtie.</p><p>_Legumes ... Salade._</p><p>_Second Service_.--Le faisan truffé à la Périgueux; la mayonnaise de&#13;
 crevettes; les chouxfleurs au parmesan; la charlotte de pommes; le&#13;
 gâteau à la Cérito.</p><p>The St James's was not by any means the first hostelry at the corner&#13;
of Berkeley Street, for in the stage-coach days a coffee-house--the&#13;
Gloucester, I think--occupied the site, and some of the coaches for the&#13;
west used to start from it; but I have already given you a fill of the&#13;
history of the forerunners of the Berkeley, and will come at once to&#13;
recent years and the modern building.</p><p>M. Diette, who was one of the men who awakened London from its&#13;
mid-Victorian gluttony and taught Londoners to dine lightly and dine&#13;
well, was for a time at the Berkeley before he went to the Continent&#13;
to make the Hotel du Palais at Biarritz a very splendid place of&#13;
entertainment. He died recently at Le Touquet, where one of his many&#13;
sons-in-law, M. Recoussine, is in command of two of the big hotels. In&#13;
1897 there were many alterations and additions made to the Berkeley,&#13;
the restaurant was almost doubled in size, and when M. Jules was&#13;
manager of the hotel and Emile was in charge of the restaurant, and&#13;
M. Herpin was _chef de cuisine_, the Berkeley was, as it is now, one&#13;
of the "best places" at which to dine in London. The restaurant in&#13;
those days was panelled with light oak, and the ante-room, by the&#13;
entrance, was all old gold. Jules was translated to the Savoy and now,&#13;
as a proprietor, is comfortably settled at the Maison Jules in Jermyn&#13;
Street. M. Kroell was another manager who stepped from the Berkeley&#13;
to a larger hotel, having only to cross the road to reach the Ritz.&#13;
Mr Raymond Slanz, the manager who controls the Berkeley in this year&#13;
of grace, is as eminent as any of his predecessors. He is young,&#13;
energetic, and has brains, which he has used unsparingly in keeping&#13;
the Berkeley abreast of the times. He is the most cosmopolitan of&#13;
managers, for he has gained his experience all over the Continent, in&#13;
England, America and South Africa. He has been the architect of his&#13;
own fortunes, for when he first came to London he started his upward&#13;
career from the position of extra waiter at the Savoy. The restaurant&#13;
to-day is all white; its walls have a deep white frieze, with on it&#13;
in relief a wood through the trees of which a mediæval hunting party&#13;
thread their way, half the animals that came out of the Ark being afoot&#13;
in this wonderful preserve. There is some gold ornamentation just below&#13;
the frieze and on the casings of the windows, and gilt electroliers are&#13;
in the centre of the panels. Shields of semi-opaque glass and lamps&#13;
hidden by the cornice throw light up on to the ceiling and there are&#13;
gilt capitols to the fluted columns. The rose and grey of the carpet&#13;
and the rose of the chair cushions form a pleasant contrast to the&#13;
white. The ante-room in which a string band of musicians in gorgeous&#13;
uniforms play has the same decoration as the restaurant. The Berkeley&#13;
restaurant flourishes so satisfactorily that more tables are wanted,&#13;
though it is comparatively lately that a new room was added, and the&#13;
space occupied by the cashiers is to be thrown into the restaurant.&#13;
M. Arturo Giordano, who is generally known as "Arthur" and who used&#13;
to oscillate between the Palais at St Moritz and the Berkeley, is now&#13;
permanently in charge of the restaurant, and M. J. Granjon, who came to&#13;
London from the Grande Cercle Républicain, and who has been created a&#13;
Chevalier of the Order of Mérite Agricole, is the _chef de cuisine_.</p><p>One warm July evening I found myself at eight o'clock dinnerless in&#13;
Mayfair. I was to have dined with friends at their house, but on&#13;
arriving there found that my hostess had been taken suddenly ill and&#13;
that dinner was the last thing concerning which the household was&#13;
troubling itself. My room under these circumstances was more welcome&#13;
than my company. My favourite table in my favourite club would, I&#13;
knew, be occupied by somebody else; the Berkeley was the nearest&#13;
restaurant, and I accordingly walked there and found one of the small&#13;
tables at the far end of the room unoccupied. At the Berkeley there&#13;
is always a _carte du jour_ with an abundant choice of dishes, those&#13;
ready being marked with a cross. It is the custom of the house, and&#13;
a very good one too, to allow the diners to choose their own dinner&#13;
from the _carte_ and to charge them half-a-guinea or twelve and six,&#13;
according to whether the dinner is a long one or a short one. I was in&#13;
the course of ordering a short dinner and had selected _rossolnik_, a&#13;
Russian soup, some turbot, a wing of a chicken _en cocotte_, and was&#13;
hesitating over the various _entremets_, when Arthur espied me, came to&#13;
my table and took matters into his own hands. He asked to be allowed to&#13;
alter my menu slightly in order that some of the specialities of the&#13;
house might play a part in it. I was nothing loth, for my dinner under&#13;
those circumstances became interesting, and I was prepared to consider&#13;
critically any of M. Granjon's creations that Arthur might put before&#13;
me. This was the menu:</p><p>Melon Cantaloup.&#13;
                            Crème Raymonde.&#13;
                        Turbotin Beaumarchais.&#13;
                    Suprême de Volaille Bagatelle.&#13;
                          Velouté Châtelaine.&#13;
                        Pêches Glacés Hortense.</p><p>The soup was a cream of chicken, delightfully soft, a very gentle&#13;
introduction to what was to follow. The _turbotin Beaumarchais_ is a&#13;
noble dish, a strong white wine sauce with the essence of the fish&#13;
in it, and sliced truffles, and mushrooms and carrots being served&#13;
therewith, parsley, and just a suspicion of onion. The _suprême de&#13;
volaille Bagatelle_ I recommend to anyone who, like myself, is&#13;
occasionally warned off red meats by sundry twinges, as being a dish&#13;
of fowl which is interesting and not in the least vapid. Asparagus and&#13;
mushrooms and truffles go with it, and the principal ingredients of the&#13;
sauce are port and cream reduced. The _entremet_ consisted of peaches&#13;
and grapes, raspberries, and a cream ice with, I fancy, more than one&#13;
liqueur added, the whole forming a noble _Coupe-Jacques_, served in a&#13;
silver bowl. My dinner being a short one, I had plenty of appetite left&#13;
for this admirable fruit dish.</p><p>The Berkeley, both the hotel and the restaurant, always seem to be a&#13;
stronghold of the country gentleman. If I heard that an M.F.H. of my&#13;
acquaintance whom I wished to see was in town and I did not know his&#13;
address, the hotel to which I should telephone first to ask whether he&#13;
was staying there would be the Berkeley, and no doubt the wonderful&#13;
frieze of the restaurant is a compliment to the mighty hunters who&#13;
stay in the hotel. Many squarsons and the higher ranks of the clergy&#13;
are amongst the patrons of the Berkeley, and whenever I dine at the&#13;
restaurant it seems to me that it ought to be the week of the Oxford&#13;
and Cambridge or Eton and Harrow cricket matches, for I always see&#13;
amongst the guests at the dinner-parties pretty girls with complexions&#13;
of cream and rose, the sisters of Varsity lads and public schoolboys,&#13;
country maidens whom I always associate with "Lord's," light and dark&#13;
blue ribbons, and wild enthusiasm.</p><p>I have never dined at the Berkeley without coming away a pleased man,&#13;
and the dinner that M. Granjon cooked for me when I was dinnerless&#13;
in the wilderness which borders the Green Park sent me away from the&#13;
Berkeley rejoicing.</p><p>XXXIII</p><p>THE JOYS OF FOREIGN TRAVEL</p><p>THE RESTAURANT GUSTAVE</p><p>There are one or two tales of wonderful discoveries of excellent little&#13;
restaurants in unexpected places abroad that, with variations, I hear&#13;
over and over again from travelled folk.</p><p>One of these stories is a motoring one. The scene is usually the south&#13;
of France, and a long day's journey, an early _déjeuner_, a breakdown&#13;
in some desolate spot and a long delay before the damage could be&#13;
repaired are the preliminaries, all told at considerable length. Then&#13;
comes a harrowing description of the oncoming of darkness, of the&#13;
discovery that the town at which the travellers intend to spend the&#13;
night is still many, many kilometres away, of a shortage of petrol, of&#13;
the faint feeling that comes through lack of food. A shower of cold&#13;
rain, or mud up to the axles, a broken-down bridge or a swollen stream&#13;
generally come into the story at this period to lead up to the sense&#13;
of relief, described with rapture, which the travellers experience&#13;
when, at a turning of the road, a light is seen at a distance. This is&#13;
found to be the window of a little inn, quite unpretentious outside,&#13;
with a sanded floor inside, everything quite clean, the host a retired&#13;
_maître d'hôtel_ who had in his time been a waiter in Soho, and talks&#13;
a little English, the hostess an excellent cook. And then the story&#13;
ambles along to its happy ending with the description of the _soupe à&#13;
l'oignon_ which is put on table, over which a clean napkin is spread,&#13;
of the delicious savour it emits and how beautifully hot and strong it&#13;
is, of the grilled wings of a chicken which follow; of an _omelette au&#13;
confiture_, which the cook herself brings to table; of country wine&#13;
and country butter; a long stick of bread and some cheese made on a&#13;
neighbouring farm. And the "tag," in a dozen words, tells how the&#13;
chauffeur, who has also been well fed, finds a fresh supply of petrol,&#13;
and how the contented travellers reach at midnight the town where they&#13;
intend to sleep.</p><p>The scene of another story is a minor cathedral town in Italy or Spain,&#13;
and the tale commences with a vigorous denunciation of the principal&#13;
hotel in the place: stuffy rooms, vile food cooked in rancid oil; an&#13;
impudent head waiter and an unhelpful hall-porter. The central division&#13;
of the story deals with a long day of sight-seeing; a midday meal of&#13;
sandwiches, "horrid things made of the ham of the country and coarse&#13;
bread"; and a terrifying adventure when, having lost their way in a&#13;
network of streets, the ladies of the party are stared at by some&#13;
horrible unshaven men who say un-understandable things in patois, and&#13;
then laugh. The tale concludes thus:--"Just as we thought that we&#13;
should have to pay one of the impudent little boys to show us the way&#13;
back to that disgusting hotel we turned a corner, and there we saw a&#13;
clean little restaurant with little trees in front of the window and a&#13;
bill of fare, with lots of nice things on it quite cheap, hanging on&#13;
the door-post."</p><p>There are unlimited variations on the above, and the tale can take from&#13;
two minutes to three-quarters of an hour in the telling, according to&#13;
the volume of guide-book gush and the amount of lip-smacking over the&#13;
food that is introduced into it.</p><p>But why go to France, Italy or Spain to obtain these materials for&#13;
a story? The circumstances can be exactly reproduced in London. The&#13;
preliminaries are to eat nothing between breakfast and dinner-time and&#13;
to tire yourself out with exercise. Then, if you wish to indulge in the&#13;
motoring adventure, engage the most rickety taxi-cab to be found on any&#13;
stand and drive round and round the inner circle of Regent's Park until&#13;
the inevitable breakdown occurs. When, after a quarter of an hour's&#13;
delay, the chauffeur says that he is ready to go on again, tell him to&#13;
drive to Soho Square, then to go down Greek Street, and to stop when he&#13;
comes to the Restaurant Gustave.</p><p>Or if it is the cathedral city incidents you would like to live through&#13;
once more, start in a worn-out condition from Golden Square, and make&#13;
your way in a zigzag through the narrowest streets and alleys you can&#13;
find to St Anne's, Soho, which is big enough to be a second-class&#13;
cathedral, and go on, still zigzagging, till you reach Greek Street and&#13;
Gustave's.</p><p>And this is what you will find when you get there. A little restaurant&#13;
with a chocolate face and with a plate-glass window, on which the fact&#13;
is announced that it is an _à la carte_ establishment. Two little trees&#13;
are in front of the window--little evergreen trees are fashionable just&#13;
now in Soho--and the name "Gustave" is well in evidence above, with an&#13;
electric lamp to throw light upon it. Inside the window a long lawn&#13;
curtain gives privacy to the restaurant. The card of the day, with&#13;
half-a-hundred names of dishes written in black ink, hangs in a brass&#13;
frame by the door.</p><p>Go inside, and you find yourself in a little room--a French gentleman&#13;
who went on my recommendation to Gustave's described it to me&#13;
afterwards as a _boîte_--with cream-coloured walls and a chocolate&#13;
skirting. A counter, to which the waiters go to fetch the dishes, with&#13;
a girl behind it very busily engaged, is at one side of the room.&#13;
Oilcloth is on the floor, and a little staircase leads to the first&#13;
floor. Eleven tables are in this room, all of them generally occupied,&#13;
mostly by French people; but there is a second smaller room on beyond,&#13;
which holds four tables, and on the two occasions lately that I have&#13;
dined at Gustave's I have found one of these tables vacant.</p><p>Everything is very clean at Gustave's, and if the napery is thin and&#13;
the glass is thick, that is quite in keeping with the travel story.&#13;
The people at the other tables are probably French. They belong to&#13;
the respectable classes, and they behave just as well as though they&#13;
carried innumerable quarterings on their escutcheons. A young waiter&#13;
puts the _carte du jour_, with an ornamental blue border, on the table&#13;
in front of you, and Monsieur Gustave, who, napkin on arm, bustles&#13;
about his little restaurant, comes to give advice, if needed, as to a&#13;
choice of dishes.</p><p>Gustave--who must not, of course, be confused with that other Gustave&#13;
who was manager of the Savoy, and who is now at the Lotus Club--is a&#13;
little Frenchman, with a moustache, who is very wide awake. He has a&#13;
sense of humour, and he talks excellent English. He was for a time at&#13;
an hotel in Hatton Garden, and at the Restaurant des Gourmets before he&#13;
came to Greek Street.</p><p>The first item on a bill of fare that I took away, with me reads: "½&#13;
doz. Escargots, 8d.," but long ago, at Prunier's in Paris, I tried to&#13;
attune my palate to snails, and failed, so on this particular night I&#13;
did not even consider their inclusion in my dinner. Nor did I dally&#13;
with _hors d'œuvre_, though I might have had sardines, or _filets&#13;
de hareng_, or _anchois_, or _salmis_ for twopence. But I ordered&#13;
soup, and I think I went up in Gustave's opinion when I preferred&#13;
three-pennyworth of _soupe à l'oignon_ to _pot au feu_ at the same&#13;
price. There were three fish dishes on the card, _moules Marinières_,&#13;
6d.; _merlan frit_, 6d.; _sole frit_, 10d.; and Gustave recommended the&#13;
_moules_ as being a dish of the house, and having come in that morning.</p><p>Looking down the list of entrées to find something sufficiently bizarre&#13;
in taste to match the commencement of my dinner, I hesitated over a&#13;
_pilaff_, which would have cost me 8d., almost plumped for a _râble de&#13;
lièvre_, which meant an outlay of 1s., and then, remembering that it&#13;
was Christmas-time, as near as possible ordered a _boudin_, which is&#13;
the sausage that all good Frenchmen eat once a year at the _réveillon_&#13;
suppers on Christmas Eve. But I remembered the nightmare that followed&#13;
the last _réveillon_ supper to which I went in Paris, and, passing&#13;
over all the entrées, ordered nothing more exciting than a wing of&#13;
chicken, 1s., and a _salade chicorée_. A _crème chocolat_, 4d., was my&#13;
_entremet_.</p><p>The onion soup proved to be excellent--quite strong and quite oniony,&#13;
which, as I was not going into polite society that evening, could&#13;
offend no one. The mussels quite justified M. Gustave's eulogium,&#13;
but as I did not eat the whole bowlful, and left some of the savoury&#13;
liquid, M. Gustave, with an expression of concern on his face, came&#13;
to my table to ask whether I had found any fault with the dish. I&#13;
assured him that my appetite, not the mussels or the cook, was alone&#13;
to blame. The wing of the chicken was plump and tender, and had I&#13;
paid half-a-crown it could not have been better. The _crème chocolat_&#13;
certainly tasted of chocolate, if the cream was not a very pronounced&#13;
feature in it.</p><p>It was a very excellent meal--at the price--and had I carried out the&#13;
starvation and strong exercise and vivid imagination preparation that&#13;
I have so strongly recommended to you, instead of lounging out to tea&#13;
in the afternoon with a pretty lady and eating tea cake and sugary&#13;
things at five o'clock, I should have recorded all the beautiful things&#13;
about the little restaurant that I hear in the travel stories.</p><p>XXXIV</p><p>A SUPPER TRAIN</p><p>One day last year I ate two meals under roofs owned by the Great&#13;
Eastern Railway Company.</p><p>I lunched in the dining-room of the Great Eastern Hotel, Liverpool&#13;
Street, a splendid, airy room, light grey and gold, with brown&#13;
Scagliola marble columns. The tables in this dining-room are set a good&#13;
distance apart, rather a rare luxury in the City, where space is very&#13;
limited; one is not forced to overhear the conversation of the people&#13;
dining at other tables, and waiters do not kick one's chair every time&#13;
they pass. The people lunching seemed to be a happy blend of visitors&#13;
staying in the hotel and City men who had come in from their offices,&#13;
but there was none of that breathless hurry-scurry that I always&#13;
associate with a lunch in the City.</p><p>A curious piece of furniture, glass above, wood below, caught my eye&#13;
as we went into the room. It looked at a distance like a jeweller's&#13;
showcase, and I asked my host if it was that. He laughed and told me to&#13;
inspect the jewels that it contained. It was a sideboard for the cold&#13;
meats, showing them, but at the same time keeping the dust from them.&#13;
It is cooled by ice. It is such a happy idea that the Carlton Club has&#13;
copied it.</p><p>This is the menu of the lunch that I might have eaten in its entirety&#13;
had I chosen:</p><p>Consommé Pluche.&#13;
                           Potage Solferino.&#13;
                      Boiled Salmon, Caper Sauce.&#13;
                         Fried Fresh Haddock.&#13;
                         Omelette Alsacienne.&#13;
                       Grilled Kidney, Vert Pré.&#13;
              Roast Haunch of Mutton, Red Currant Jelly.&#13;
                        Roast Veal à l'Anglaise&#13;
                      (Or choice of cold meats).&#13;
                          Cabbage. Tomatoes.&#13;
                    Boiled and Lyonnaise Potatoes.&#13;
                      Roast Partridge and Chips.&#13;
                    Damson Pudding. Baked Custard.&#13;
                           Stewed Apricots.&#13;
                     Cheese. Radishes. Watercress.</p><p>I know of old that the cookery at the hotel is excellent, for I have&#13;
often lunched both there and at the Abercorn Rooms, next door, so I did&#13;
not feel in honour bound to form myself into a tasting committee of&#13;
one, and to go through the menu. I ate salmon and partridge and damson&#13;
pudding, and found them excellent. On the menu I saw that the price of&#13;
the lunch was 3s. 6d.</p><p>My host, being a Freemason of high degree, asked me if I had ever seen&#13;
the Masonic temple in the Abercorn Rooms, and as I said that I had not&#13;
we crossed on the first floor from the hotel to the rooms, and, meeting&#13;
Mr Amendt, the manager of all the Great Eastern catering enterprises,&#13;
on the way, he showed us the temple, splendid with panels of onyx and&#13;
columns of delicately tinted marble, the lamps of onyx, dish-shaped&#13;
and throwing their light up to the ceiling, seeming to me to be the&#13;
most beautiful things of their kind I have ever seen in a temple. Mr&#13;
Amendt, having his master key in his pocket, took us through many&#13;
ante-rooms and small banqueting-rooms, with pictures by Lely of some&#13;
of the beauties of Charles II.'s Court on the walls, and we looked in,&#13;
on my way to the street, at the great Hamilton Hall, a replica of the&#13;
banqueting-room of the Palais Soubise, where the waiters, lunch being&#13;
finished, were putting the chairs upside down on the tables, and at the&#13;
grill-room, named after the county of Norfolk, which, with its violet&#13;
marble pilasters and its paintings of City celebrities--Nell Gwynne&#13;
being cheek by jowl with such eminent respectabilities as Whittington&#13;
and Gresham--is at night one of the pleasantest little banqueting-rooms&#13;
in which I have ever feasted.</p><p>As I said good-bye to my host and to Mr Amendt, I remarked that I&#13;
should be at Liverpool Street again early next morning, as I was going&#13;
down to Southend for the week-end, and that if I had not been due at a&#13;
London theatre that night I should have enjoyed sleeping in the fresh&#13;
sea air. Whereon Mr Amendt pointed out to me that I could perfectly&#13;
well go to the play and catch the supper train down to Southend at&#13;
midnight. If this suited me I had only to telegraph to the hotel at&#13;
which I was going to stay, and Mr Amendt said that he himself would&#13;
order my supper for me. It all seemed to fit in so admirably that I&#13;
said, "Thank you very much," and sent off my telegram at once.</p><p>I had abundant time to change my clothes after the theatre, and taxied&#13;
down to Liverpool Street Station through the deserted City streets.&#13;
At the station, however, there were many people on the platforms, the&#13;
refreshment rooms blazed with light, and scores of little parties in&#13;
them seemed to be partaking of midnight tea. I found that a table had&#13;
been reserved for me in the restaurant car of the Southend train,&#13;
and a white-jacketed waiter told me that my supper would be served&#13;
immediately the train started, and that a compartment in the carriage&#13;
next to the restaurant car was at my disposal. Mr Amendt had been even&#13;
better than his word.</p><p>Waiting on the platform, I watched another train, a suburban one, on&#13;
the next line of rails, fill up. Bare-headed ladies, clutching in&#13;
their hands the programmes of the theatres to which they had been,&#13;
came sailing along; little messenger boys, their evening's work&#13;
over, climbed into the carriages, and one gentleman, who evidently&#13;
thought his time for rest had arrived, took the whole of one side of a&#13;
third-class compartment to himself, lay down, and went at once to sleep.</p><p>When the suburban train had left, a few minutes before midnight, the&#13;
stream of passengers set towards the Southend train, and I wondered&#13;
which of them were going to be my fellow-supperers in the restaurant&#13;
car. A party consisting of an elderly gentleman--I am sure he was an&#13;
uncle, for he had the good-natured look that all genuine Dickensy&#13;
uncles acquire--had evidently brought up two nieces and a little&#13;
schoolboy nephew to see some play. They were returning in the highest&#13;
of spirits, and got into the restaurant car at once, the uncle asking&#13;
whether his champagne had been properly iced. A clergyman with a paper&#13;
bag in his hand, which I think must have contained sponge cakes, looked&#13;
regretfully at the car, and told the guard that had he known that it&#13;
was running he would not have brought his supper with him. I saw nobody&#13;
else who was an obvious supperer, but when the whistle blew and the&#13;
flag was waved, and the train started, I found that in the section of&#13;
the restaurant car where my table was there were two elderly ladies at&#13;
one of the tables, a young man in spectacles at another, the good uncle&#13;
and his little party at the third and that the fourth was reserved for&#13;
me. There was on my table a little bunch of chrysanthemums in a glass&#13;
vase with a heavy foot to prevent it from overturning, and I noticed&#13;
with appreciation several devices for holding in their places cruets,&#13;
water bottles, salt cellars and glasses should the train at express&#13;
pace threaten to shake things off the table. This was the menu of the&#13;
supper that Mr Amendt had ordered for me:</p><p>Lobster Mayonnaise.&#13;
                        Mutton Cutlets Reform.&#13;
                     Roast Grouse. Straw Potatoes.&#13;
                                Salad.&#13;
                        Omelette au Confiture.&#13;
                          Devilled Sardines.&#13;
                       Cheese. Biscuits. Butter.&#13;
                     Watercress. Lettuce. Celery.&#13;
                             Black Coffee.</p><p>Like my lunch earlier in the day, the Great Eastern offered me more&#13;
than I had sufficient appetite to cope with. I found the _mayonnaise_&#13;
excellent, and did full justice to the grouse, the _omelette_ and&#13;
the devilled sardines. The young man in spectacles, I could see, had&#13;
ordered for his supper fried cod and a glass of porter; the elderly&#13;
ladies were drinking tea and eating cake; and the uncle and his little&#13;
party were, like myself, eating a sumptuous meal.wAs I ate my supper the train rushed through the East of London, and&#13;
Bethnal Green and Stratford were patches of lighted windows in the&#13;
darkness, but when we were out of the zone of bricks and mortar and in&#13;
the country there was a full moon high above, and fields and trees all&#13;
grey and shadowy in the mist that was rising.</p><p>The two elderly ladies had gone back to their compartment, the young&#13;
man in spectacles paid his bill, and I judged from this that we must&#13;
be nearing Southend, and asked for mine. The waiter bowed politely and&#13;
informed me that I was the guest of the Great Eastern Company. As I&#13;
could not argue with such an indefinite thing as a railway company, I&#13;
had to accept the situation, and therefore I cannot set down how much&#13;
the excellent meal I ate should have cost me.</p><p>When the train ran in to the terminus at Southend it certainly did not&#13;
seem to me that I had been travelling for an hour.</p><p>XXXV</p><p>THE ADELAIDE GALLERY</p><p>There is no story of the success of a London restaurant more&#13;
interesting than that of the Adelaide Gallery, which is more generally&#13;
known as Gatti's.</p><p>The first Gatti to come to this country from the Val Blegno in the&#13;
Ticino Canton of Switzerland, on the Italian side of the Alps, was&#13;
the pioneer of penny ices in England, and his shop in Villiers Street&#13;
by the steps leading down to the steamboat pier below Hungerford&#13;
Market was for the sale of these ices and _gaufres_, the thin batter&#13;
cakes pressed in a mould and baked, a delicacy the small children of&#13;
Continental countries love, but which has never ousted the British&#13;
penny bun for its pre-eminence in these islands. When Hungerford Market&#13;
was swept away to give space for the building of Charing Cross Station,&#13;
its name, however, being perpetuated by the bridge, the first Gatti's&#13;
was re-established under the arches of the station and became in due&#13;
course the Charing Cross Music Hall.</p><p>To the Gatti of Villiers Street and the Arches came from their native&#13;
village two of his young nephews, Agostino and Stefano--the wags of&#13;
the later Victorian days called them Angostura and Stephanotis. They&#13;
determined, as soon as they felt their feet, to launch out on their&#13;
own account. They leased the derelict Adelaide Gallery, which had its&#13;
entrance in Adelaide Street, converted it into a café restaurant after&#13;
the Continental pattern, and opened it on 21st May 1862. So juvenile&#13;
were these enterprising young Swiss that the younger brother could not&#13;
legally sign the lease, being under twenty-one. The Adelaide Gallery&#13;
was then right in the centre of the triangle of buildings bounded by&#13;
King William Street, Adelaide Street and the Strand: it was parallel&#13;
to the Lowther Arcade, and the entrance to it was by a narrow corridor&#13;
from Adelaide Street, a street named, of course, after King William the&#13;
Fourth's queen.</p><p>The gallery had been built in 1832 as the Gallery of Practical Science,&#13;
at a time when object lessons in science were considered essential&#13;
for the improvement of youthful minds; and in the long gallery, which&#13;
is now a part of the restaurant, were working models of shaft wheels,&#13;
while down its centre ran, waist-high, a long tank with a suspension&#13;
bridge across it and a lighthouse in its midst. In this tank, working&#13;
models of steamboats with very long smoke stacks puffed up and down.&#13;
A gallery ran round this long hall and had pictures on its walls and&#13;
models on stands of the various forms of architectural pillars. The&#13;
Polytechnic, opened six years later, which this generation still&#13;
remembers in its Diving Bell and Pepper's Ghost days, was run on&#13;
similar lines. The gallery became subsequently a Marionette theatre, a&#13;
casino and the home of some negro minstrels, but it never settled down&#13;
successfully to any form of moneymaking until the young Gattis started&#13;
it on its career as a café restaurant. An habitué of the Gallery in&#13;
its scientific or in its casino days would only recognise the building&#13;
to-day by its arched ceiling and by the circular openings in the roof&#13;
for light and air.</p><p>Agostino and Stefano Gatti put marble-topped tables in the Gallery,&#13;
couches against the walls and chairs on the other side of the tables,&#13;
and in the basement they made billiard-rooms. Chops and steaks and&#13;
chip potatoes, the last a novelty to London, were the trump cards of&#13;
their catering. At first the magistrates, possibly suspecting that the&#13;
casino might be revived under another name, refused the Gallery a music&#13;
licence, but that was granted later on in its existence. The Adelaide&#13;
Gallery as a restaurant was a direct challenge to the old chop-houses.&#13;
It gave very much the same fare under more airy and more cheerful&#13;
conditions, and the Londoners took a wonderful fancy to the "chips."</p><p>My earliest memory of a visit to the Adelaide Gallery is a schoolboy&#13;
one, for I was taken there to sup after seeing Fechter play in _The&#13;
Duke's Motto_ at, I think, the Lyceum. I ate on that occasion chops and&#13;
tomato sauce, went on to pastry, and finished with a Welsh rarebit--a&#13;
schoolboy has no fear of indigestion. I came to know the restaurant&#13;
very well in the eighties, when I was quartered at Canterbury and at&#13;
Shorncliffe for a spell of home service. I got at that time as much fun&#13;
out of life in London as a Captain's pay and a small allowance would&#13;
permit. I had sufficient knowledge of matters gastronomic to know that&#13;
I received excellent value for my money at Gatti's, and the ladies to&#13;
whom I used to give dinners said that they liked Asti Spumante and&#13;
Sparkling Hock just as well as champagne--and perhaps they really did,&#13;
bless them.</p><p>Early in the eighties most of the improvements made to the Gallery had&#13;
been completed, and the restaurant ran right up to Adelaide Street and&#13;
down to the Strand. Whether the entrance and new rooms on the King&#13;
William Street side had then been made I forget, but if they had not&#13;
been they soon after came into existence. One special friend of mine in&#13;
those days was the big man in uniform who stood at the Strand entrance,&#13;
and whose constant companion was a large St Bernard dog. The big man&#13;
always had a cheerful turn of conversation, and if by any chance I&#13;
grew impatient because a lady whom I expected to dine did not appear,&#13;
he would console me by saying that "probably nothing worse than a cab&#13;
accident has happened." The St Bernard in its old age grew snappy, and&#13;
eventually, when it had come back twice from new homes which had been&#13;
provided for it, had to be destroyed. Both Messrs Agostino and Stefano&#13;
Gatti were still alive in those days, grave-faced, pleasant gentlemen,&#13;
who lunched together and dined together at a table not far from the&#13;
entrance to the kitchen, and who when their meals were finished, sat at&#13;
a semicircular desk and took the counters from the waiters as they had&#13;
done ever since the first days of the restaurant.</p><p>I was somewhat later to make their acquaintance, and this was how&#13;
it happened. Little "Willie" Goldberg, who was known to all the&#13;
English-speaking world as The Shifter, was a man of brilliant ideas,&#13;
which he rarely had the patience to carry into effect. I received&#13;
one morning from him a telegram asking me to meet him at ten minutes&#13;
past one at the Strand entrance of Gatti's, adding that it concerned&#13;
a matter of the highest importance, which would bring much profit to&#13;
both of us. I arrived at Gatti's in time, and was met at the door by&#13;
The Shifter, who told me that the Gattis wanted a military melodrama&#13;
for the Adelphi, that theatre being their property; that he had thought&#13;
of a splendid title for a soldier play; that he and I would write it&#13;
together; that the Gattis had asked him to lunch to talk the matter&#13;
over; and that he had suggested that I should come too. Then we hurried&#13;
into the restaurant. We lunched with Messrs Gatti, and when, after&#13;
lunch, they very gently said that they were ready to hear anything that&#13;
we might have to tell them, The Shifter disclosed the title, which&#13;
pleased them, and then sat back in his seat as though the matter was&#13;
settled. The Messrs Gatti asked for some slight outline of the play,&#13;
but The Shifter put it to them that an advance of authors' fees should&#13;
be the next step in the business. This, the Gattis said, was not the&#13;
way in which they transacted the business of their theatre, whereon The&#13;
Shifter closed the discussion by saying farewell. When we were outside&#13;
in the street again, I suggested that the next thing to do would be to&#13;
get out a scenario to submit to the Gattis; but The Shifter was in high&#13;
dudgeon; he wrinkled up his long nose in haughty scorn and then said:&#13;
"These Gattis don't understand our English ways of doing business"--and&#13;
that was the beginning and the end of our great military melodrama. But&#13;
I had made the acquaintance of the Gattis, and was always afterwards on&#13;
very pleasant terms with them.</p><p>It is not within the scope of this article to deal with the Gattis'&#13;
enterprises in theatres, but the tale of their purchase of the&#13;
Vaudeville Theatre should be told as an instance of their kindness&#13;
of heart. Amongst the many Gatti enterprises was the establishment&#13;
of a great electric-light-distributing business. This began with a&#13;
very small installation in the cellars of the Adelaide Gallery, and&#13;
increased and increased until it is now one of the greatest electric&#13;
light companies in London. At one time the electric light plant was&#13;
established in a building just behind the Vaudeville Theatre, and Mr&#13;
Tom Thorne, the actor, whose management had not prospered greatly,&#13;
told the Messrs Gatti that his ill-success of late was owing to the&#13;
noise the engines made behind the stage. Messrs Gatti, to obviate this&#13;
grievance, bought the theatre, or at least as much of it as is freehold.</p><p>There always has been a strong theatrical element amongst the clientele&#13;
of Gatti's, and the authors who wrote the Adelphi melodramas--Dion&#13;
Boucicault, Henry Pettitt, George R. Sims, Robert Buchanan and&#13;
others--used constantly to be amongst the people lunching and dining&#13;
in the Gallery. In their theatrical enterprises the Gattis never&#13;
forgot the Adelaide Gallery, and the one thing essential in an Adelphi&#13;
melodrama was that it should conclude in time to allow the audience&#13;
to sup at the restaurant. All the black-coated classes patronised the&#13;
Gallery, from the comfortable business man, who got as good a chop&#13;
there in the evening as he did in his City restaurant in the middle&#13;
of the day, to the little clerk who took the girl he was engaged to&#13;
there because she liked the music and the brightness of the place. The&#13;
country cousins all knew Gatti's, and knew that it was a place where&#13;
they would get a good meal at a reasonable price, and that no advantage&#13;
would be taken of their ignorance of London charges. Salvini, the great&#13;
actor, used to take his meals at Gatti's when he was in England, and&#13;
the great Lord Salisbury had a fondness for a chop and chips, and used&#13;
to gratify it by going to the Adelaide Gallery. An old Garibaldian, a&#13;
fine, white-haired old gentleman in a slouch hat and a long, threadbare&#13;
cloak, was the most remarkable of the clientele of Gatti's in the early&#13;
eighties; he was evidently very poor and one dish with him constituted&#13;
a meal, but because he had fought as a red-shirted hero, the waiters&#13;
at Gatti's treated him with more deference than they would show to any&#13;
prince, and took the copper he gave as a tip with as much gratitude as&#13;
they would have expressed for the gold of the millionaire.</p><p>The Gatti's of to-day has adapted itself to modern requirements,&#13;
but it caters for much the same class as of yore, and its food is&#13;
still excellent material, well cooked, though there is a great deal&#13;
more variety now than there was in the old chops and chips days. It&#13;
retains, however, all its old democratic ways. Its clients choose&#13;
their own tables and their own seats, hang up their own coats and then&#13;
catch the attention of the waiter who has charge of the table. The&#13;
restaurant--cream and gold, with French grey panels in its roof--has&#13;
now four entrances: the Adelaide Street one, two in King William&#13;
Street and one in the Strand. While the main restaurant remains an _à&#13;
la carte_ establishment with a plentiful choice of dishes, including&#13;
a list of grills, there is a _table d'hôte_ room at the King William&#13;
Street side, a handsome hall with a gilded roof and pink-shaded&#13;
electroliers, which throw their light up on to the ceiling. The latest&#13;
addition to the dining-rooms is a banqueting hall, reached by marble&#13;
stairs from King William Street. It is a handsome and well-proportioned&#13;
room, with a musicians' gallery at one side, and an ante-room half-way&#13;
up its stairs, and it holds one hundred and fifty feasters quite&#13;
comfortably.</p><p>At the same little table where their father and their uncle sat,&#13;
the two Messrs Gatti of to-day--John (ex-Mayor of Westminster) and&#13;
Rocco--sit, young copies of their predecessors, in that one of them&#13;
has kept a plentiful head of hair, whereas the other one has been less&#13;
conservative. They give the same attention to the business of the&#13;
restaurant that the original Gattis did, but the semicircular desk has&#13;
vanished and the work of taking the counters is now done by deputies on&#13;
either side of a great screen which stretches before the wide entrance&#13;
to the kitchen. Mr de Rossi, dapper and energetic, is the manager of&#13;
the restaurant, and it is always a comfort to me that when I lunch or&#13;
dine under the musicians' gallery the _maître d'hôtel_, whom I have&#13;
known for thirty years, comes and gives me fatherly advice as to the&#13;
choice of dishes for a meal.</p><p>The kitchen of the Adelaide Gallery is one of the few in London that&#13;
possess a large open fire for roasting, and its Old English cookery&#13;
is, therefore, always good. It caters, however, for all nationalities,&#13;
and as an indication of what its prices are, and of the variety of its&#13;
fare, I cannot do better than give you the list of entrées I find on&#13;
the _carte du jour_, which I took away the last time I dined at Gatti's:</p><p>_Carbonnade de bœuf à la Berlinoise_, 1s. 2d.; _lapin sauté Chasseur_,&#13;
1s. 4d.; _vol-au-vent de ris d'agneau Financière_, 1s. 6d.; _pieds&#13;
de porc grillés Sainte Menehould_, 1s. 2d.; _fegatino di pollo alla&#13;
Forestiera_, 1s. 4d.; _terrine de lièvre St Hubert_ (cold), 1s. 9d.;&#13;
_côte de veau en casserole aux cèpes_, 1s. 9d.; _tournedos Rouennaise_,&#13;
2s.; _chump chop d'agneau, purée Bruxelloise_, 1s. 6d.; _tête de veau&#13;
en tortue_, 1s. 6d.; _salmis de perdreaux au Chambertin_, 2s.; _langue&#13;
de bœuf braisée aux nouilles fraîches_, 1s. 6d.; _escalopes de veau&#13;
Viennoise_, 1s. 6d.; _mironton de bœuf au gratin_, 1s. 4d.; _côtelettes&#13;
d'agneau Provençale_, 2s.; _pigeon St Charles_, 2s. 6d.; _noisettes&#13;
de pré-salé Maréchal_, 1s. 9d.; _entrecôte Marchand de Vin_, 2s. 6d.;&#13;
_demi faisan en casserole_, 4s.</p><p>And here is the menu of the five-shilling dinner I ate one Friday in&#13;
October in the _table d'hôte_ room, in company with many people, who&#13;
were evidently going later to theatres:--</p><p>Hors d'œuvre à la Parisienne.&#13;
                          Consommé Julienne.&#13;
                           Crème d'Huîtres.&#13;
                      Turbotin d'Ostende Réjane.&#13;
                  Anguilles Frites. Sce. Tyrolienne.&#13;
                   Côtelettes de Volaille Pojarski.&#13;
                 Petit Pois au Sucre. Pommes Comtesse.&#13;
                  Faisan Ecossaise Rôti en Casserole.&#13;
                             Salade Sauté.&#13;
                            Glacé Mokatine.&#13;
                             Délicatesses.</p><p>Gatti's, like every other restaurant of standing, has its own special&#13;
dishes, and some of these were included in a lunch which I ate with&#13;
Messrs John and Rocco Gatti when they were good enough in a chat we had&#13;
to refresh my memory in regard to the early days of the restaurant:</p><p>Hors d'œuvre à la Parisienne.&#13;
                       Zéphire de Sole Adelaide.&#13;
                      Suprême de Volaille Royal.&#13;
                   Asperges vertes. Sce. Chantilly.&#13;
                      Perdreau Rôti à la Broche.&#13;
                    Cœur-de-Laitue à la Française.&#13;
                 Cerises Montmorency Sarah-Bernhardt.&#13;
                         Corbeille de Délices.&#13;
                                 Café.</p><p>The _zéphire de sole Adelaide_ is an admirable _filet de sole_&#13;
and oysters therewith; the breast of the chicken was served with&#13;
an excellent white sauce; and the _entremet_ was worthy of the&#13;
distinguished tragedienne after whom it is named.</p><p>The wine list at Gatti's is a document to be carefully studied. The&#13;
Gattis of the previous generation laid down some very fine wines,&#13;
and clarets and Burgundies of the great years of the end of the last&#13;
century are to be found in the Adelaide cellars. The champagnes of&#13;
great years and of great houses are priced far lower than they are&#13;
to be found on the lists of fashionable restaurants, and there is&#13;
some old cognac in the cellars to which I take off my hat whenever I&#13;
am privileged to meet it. It was bought by the Gattis at the time of&#13;
the Franco-Prussian War, when stocks of old brandy were sold at low&#13;
prices. It is marked so as to show a profit on the purchase-money--not&#13;
at its worth--and I know of no better brandy at any London restaurant,&#13;
whatever price customers may choose to give.</p><p>XXXVI</p><p>THE COMPLEAT ANGLER</p><p>I deserted, shamelessly and openly deserted, but I had an excuse.</p><p>When we started, a boatload of men in a launch from above Boulter's&#13;
Lock on a still, hot summer Sunday afternoon, the sky was grey above&#13;
and the river and Cliveden Woods were all in pleasant shadow; but when&#13;
we were come to Odney Weir and Cookham Ferry the sun broke through the&#13;
clouds and sucked them up, and at Bourne End the river sparkled and the&#13;
sails of the sailing-boats tacking up the long stretch below Winter&#13;
Hill gleamed in the sunlight. It was as hot an afternoon as we ever get&#13;
in England, and as we steered into the eye of the sun the glare hurt my&#13;
eyes, and there was no dodging it. When we came to the Compleat Angler,&#13;
just below Marlow Bridge, and lay alongside its green lawn, with the&#13;
flower beds and rose-trees right at the garden edge, I looked at the&#13;
people sitting on the rustic chairs by the rustic tables in the shadow&#13;
of the line of trees that acts as a screen against the western sun, and&#13;
the villagers who loll the Sunday through on the railing of the bridge&#13;
and stare at the hotel, and I thought how pleasant it would be to sit&#13;
in the shade until dinner-time came, to eat that meal with the burble&#13;
of the water falling over the weir in my ears, and afterwards to go&#13;
back to town by a late train. So I deserted openly and shamelessly.</p><p>The Compleat Angler is a very old inn, so old that no one knows when&#13;
it was built. But it was very probably in existence when the bodies&#13;
of Warwick, the King-maker, and his brother Montacute were carried to&#13;
Bisham Abbey to be buried. An engraving of a hundred years ago shows&#13;
the old inn with a rope walk by its side, where the gardens of the&#13;
hotel now stretch on the bank of the swift stream below the weir. The&#13;
old wooden bridge which the present suspension bridge has replaced&#13;
started at the angle of land by the weir, an angle now covered by the&#13;
dining-room of the hotel, and it was under this bridge--not the present&#13;
one--that a legendary hero of gastronomy, the Marlow bargee, ate the&#13;
Puppy Pie.</p><p>In the pre-railway days the Compleat Angler looked for its patrons&#13;
amongst the fishermen and the simple folk who gained their living&#13;
on the river. The hotel to-day is one of the most comfortable&#13;
old-fashioned riverside inns between Oxford and London, an inn that&#13;
stoutly upholds its old English characteristics. The brown roofs of&#13;
the old building and its old brick walls are still there, and the&#13;
old fruit-trees of the orchard give shade on its lawn; but new wings&#13;
have been built on as the custom of the hotel has increased, and the&#13;
great stretch of delightful garden behind the hotel, from which there&#13;
is a glorious view of the Quarry Woods, must be a comparatively new&#13;
addition. Mr Kilby, the present landlord, his face tanned by the river&#13;
air and river sunshine, his hair and moustache almost white, has been&#13;
in possession of the house for twenty-two or twenty-three years; but&#13;
before this time it had been in the hands of one family from generation&#13;
to generation, right back into the misty past. Mr Kilby has kept the&#13;
hotel Old English in character in all essential particulars. There&#13;
is good black old oak panelling in the little hall, and Jacobean&#13;
furniture and an old grandfather clock, and on its walls, in glazed&#13;
cases, are monster perch and other giants of the Thames caught at&#13;
Marlow, and engravings of local celebrities and local magnates of past&#13;
days; while in the dining-room are caricatures by Gillray and other&#13;
wielders of the pencil in Georgian days. The gardens, kitchen garden&#13;
and flower garden and lawns, behind the house, are also delightfully&#13;
English, for the flowers that grow there are the Old English flowers,&#13;
roses and lilies, stocks and pinks, ladies'-slippers and cherry pie,&#13;
and a host of others, flowers that are old friends and which fill the&#13;
air with scent on a hot afternoon. There are roses everywhere around&#13;
the Compleat Angler. Those who land from their boats pass under a great&#13;
arch of roses, and in the garden the roses climb over many bowers--for&#13;
"pergola" is a word I hesitate to use in writing of this Old English&#13;
pleasance. Honeysuckles grow up the supports of the verandah that gives&#13;
shade to the windows of the dining-room, and there are bright flowers&#13;
in all the window-boxes. Above all, there is the charm of the river,&#13;
the indescribable freshness that always comes with tumbling water, the&#13;
delight of the long, trembling reflections thrown by the trees and the&#13;
spire of the church across the river, the grace of the white-clad girls&#13;
who punt upstream and of the swans that sail quite secure by the edge&#13;
of the weir, and the pleasant "lap, lap" of the water as the launches&#13;
cut through it. If I wished in one hour to give an American friend an&#13;
idea of the charm of the Thames I would take him to the chairs under&#13;
the great willow that stands by the weir in the grounds of the Compleat&#13;
Angler, and when he had sat in this shade for half-an-hour watching the&#13;
calmness of the river and the eddies of the weir stream, the rushes,&#13;
the reeds, the trees, the long line of wooded hills, the swans and the&#13;
boats, if he did not understand what the Thames is to an Englishman,&#13;
I should despair of him. If I was interested in a young couple who&#13;
were hesitating on the brink of matrimony, and I wished to push them&#13;
into it, I would invite them to take tea with me on the lawn of the&#13;
Compleat Angler, and when the sun dropped low and the shadows of the&#13;
trees lengthened and the air grew heavy with the scent of the roses, I&#13;
would leave them together for an hour, and if in that hour the man had&#13;
not proposed I would consider him a base deceiver, a heartless wretch&#13;
incapable of sentiment.</p><p>In the late afternoon, when the bells of the church were ringing for&#13;
evening service, I walked up the High Street, in which the lads of the&#13;
village and the lasses all in white were abroad, and looked at Marlow's&#13;
sole antiquarian relic--the stocks, which stand in an enclosure of turf&#13;
and trees and flower-beds. I continued my pilgrimage to Shelley's house&#13;
in West Street, and then on over the wooden bridge of old grey wood to&#13;
the Lock.</p><p>The sun had set and the west was all opal with the dying light when&#13;
I came back to the lawn of the Compleat Angler. The launch that had&#13;
lain the afternoon through by the steps was gone, with its load of&#13;
merry people, and the motor cars were all off on their return journey&#13;
to London. Only the people staying in the hotel remained. It was&#13;
dinner-time, but I was loth to leave the open air, for the hush of the&#13;
evening had fallen. I could hear faintly the sound of a hymn being sung&#13;
in the church, and that sentimentality, which is not religious feeling,&#13;
but which is akin to it, had fallen upon me. I was at peace with all&#13;
mankind. I forgave the architect who designed Marlow Church tower for&#13;
the triviality of his Gothic; I had no rancour against the tailor who&#13;
took three weeks to make me three white evening waistcoats; I could&#13;
think kindly of the people who send me insufficiently stamped letters&#13;
from abroad, and I could remember that even the income-tax collector is&#13;
a fellow-man. Had there been anyone by to whom I could recite poetry&#13;
I would have been prepared to quote Herbert to my purpose, but the&#13;
only companionable soul available at the moment was a friendly Irish&#13;
terrier, and terriers have no soul for verse.</p><p>At last I went in to dinner. A corner table in the biggest of the three&#13;
dining-rooms, a real summer-house, its walls being all windows, had&#13;
been reserved for me, and from my seat I could look across the river to&#13;
one side and on to the weir stream on the other. The light of day was&#13;
not all gone, and I hardly needed the shaded lamp which kept company on&#13;
the table with a great bunch of sweet-smelling flowers from the garden.&#13;
I had not ordered any special dinner, but ate the _table d'hôte_ meal&#13;
of the house, the charge for which is six shillings. It was a good&#13;
English dinner, and my only complaint regarding it is that there were&#13;
some tags of unnecessary French upon the menu card. This, in plain&#13;
English, was the dinner I ate and enjoyed:</p><p>Thick Mock Turtle.&#13;
                                Salmon.&#13;
                          Clear Butter Sauce.&#13;
                             Braised Ham.&#13;
                             Broad Beans.&#13;
                            Madeira Sauce.&#13;
                            Roast Chicken.&#13;
                            Chip Potatoes.&#13;
                              Green Peas.&#13;
                      Raspberries and Cream Ice.</p><p>I might have added a savoury to this, but I like to end my dinner&#13;
with a sweet taste to linger on my palate. My bill altogether came to&#13;
seven-and-six.</p><p>Feeling contented with myself, and life, the Compleat Angler, and my&#13;
fellow-men, I sauntered to the railway station in time to catch the&#13;
nine-forty train back to London.</p><p>XXXVII</p><p>ARTISTS' ROOMS</p><p>DIEUDONNÉ'S. PAGANI'S</p><p>There used to be two little rooms in London restaurants with walls&#13;
made interesting by the signatures of great artists of song and colour&#13;
and sculpture and music, who, some of them, had sketched little scenes&#13;
above their names, and others had dotted down a few notes of music.</p><p>One of these little chambers was the sitting-room of Madame Dieudonné,&#13;
in Ryder Street. Madame Dieudonné was an old French lady who kept a&#13;
boarding-house much patronised by the great artists who came over to&#13;
London from France. In her kitchen was an admirable chef, and the fame&#13;
of the _table d'hôte_--a real _table d'hôte_ in its original sense,&#13;
for Madame always sat at the head of her own table--was so great that&#13;
people who loved good cooking used to ask permission to be allowed&#13;
to dine at it. But Madame Dieudonné did not give this permission&#13;
to all comers, and it was necessary that the would-be guest should&#13;
be presented to Madame and should obtain from her an invitation to&#13;
her circle before a place was laid for him. Any special favourites&#13;
amongst the guests were asked by Madame to come after dinner into her&#13;
sitting-room, there to drink coffee and to chat, and amongst these&#13;
favourites were the great musicians, and the great actors and great&#13;
painters of her own land, who stayed at the boarding-house. When&#13;
any man, or any lady, was asked for the first time into this holy of&#13;
holies, he or she placed a signature upon the wall and any further&#13;
embellishment that came to mind. Gradually the middle portion of the&#13;
walls became a perfect treasure-house of autographs.</p><p>Madame Dieudonné died, and her circle was broken up, the old&#13;
lodging-house became a hotel, and when M. Guffanti, its present owner,&#13;
brought his great energy to bear upon it, it soon became prosperous.&#13;
Alterations were made, the white room on the first floor, with its&#13;
panel pictures of gallants and ladies in silks and brocades, which is&#13;
now used for banquets, was constructed, and when Madame Dieudonné's&#13;
little room was thrown into what is now the entrance hall, the workmen&#13;
destroyed the signatures on the walls, evidently regarding them as mere&#13;
dirt, in spite of all the precautions M. Guffanti had made to preserve&#13;
them, and the only remembrances left of the stately old lady who used&#13;
to sit at the head of her own table is in the name of the hotel and&#13;
restaurant.</p><p>Dieudonné's has flourished exceedingly, and M. Guffanti, his hair&#13;
a little thinner on the top of his head than when first I made his&#13;
acquaintance, but with the same majestic curve to his moustache ends,&#13;
and possessing the same invincible energy, has increased the size of&#13;
his hotel by taking in several other houses.</p><p>The Dieudonné's of the present day is a large building of white stone&#13;
and red brick, always very spick and span, and decked out with flower&#13;
boxes. The restaurant on the ground floor is a fine room in the Adams&#13;
style, a very light grey in colour, with some of the ornamentation just&#13;
touched with gold. At one end are three large bow-windows, and at the&#13;
other end there is a musicians' gallery for the orchestra. On the side&#13;
walls the ornamentation suggests doorways with mirrored panels, pink&#13;
shades on the electroliers have subdued the light, which, when the room&#13;
was first built, I found too white and too brilliant, and the lamps on&#13;
the tables are also pink-shaded. The carpet is of a deep rose, and the&#13;
white chairs are also upholstered in that colour. It is a very pleasant&#13;
dining-room, and the people who dine there are all pleasant to look at,&#13;
and do good food the compliment of going dressed in becoming garments.&#13;
I very rarely dine at Dieudonné's without seeing a ladies' dinner-party&#13;
in progress, for Dieudonné's has always been a favourite dining place&#13;
of the gentler sex since the early days when Giovanini, the old _maître&#13;
d'hôtel_, with bushy eyebrows and Piccadilly weepers, used to consider&#13;
any ladies without an escort as being put under his special and&#13;
fatherly protection.</p><p>Dieudonné's chiefly relies on two _table d'hôte_ dinners, one the opera&#13;
dinner, at six-and-six, and the other the Dieudonné dinner, at eight&#13;
shillings. On the last occasion that I dined at Dieudonné's before&#13;
going on to the Russian Opera at Drury Lane I ate the opera dinner,&#13;
the menu of which I give below. It was the day of President Poincaré's&#13;
state entry into London, and that event is celebrated by two of the&#13;
dishes in the dinner:</p><p>MENU.&#13;
                         Hors d'œuvre Variés.&#13;
                       Consommé à la Française.&#13;
                     Crème de Laitues aux Perles.&#13;
                        Saumon d'Ecosse Poché.&#13;
                           Sauce Mousseline.&#13;
                       Pommes Nature Concombres.&#13;
                      Côtes de Pré-Salé Poincaré.&#13;
                  Canetons d'Aylesbury à l'Anglaise.&#13;
                         Petits Pois Nouveaux.&#13;
                        Coupe Entente Cordiale.&#13;
                              Friandises.</p><p>The Dieudonné dinner on this day only differed from the shorter one by&#13;
the inclusion in it of _escaloppes de ris de veau George V._</p><p>The other restaurant which created and retains an artists' room is&#13;
Pagani's, in Great Portland Street, in the immediate neighbourhood of&#13;
the Queen's Hall and St George's Hall. When, in 1871, Mario Pagani&#13;
opened a little shop, which became a restaurant, in a house in Great&#13;
Portland Street, the German Reeds were in possession of St George's&#13;
Hall, with, I think, Corney Grain, as a newly risen star, in their&#13;
company. The Queen's Hall had not been built and St James's Hall,&#13;
the site of which is now occupied by the Piccadilly Hotel, was the&#13;
musical centre of London. M. Pagani, being an Italian, gave his&#13;
customers Italian cookery, and very good Italian cookery too, and the&#13;
journalists and the painters and the singers soon heard of the new&#13;
little restaurant where there were always Italian dishes on the bill of&#13;
fare. Pellegrini, the _Vanity Fair_ cartoonist, and Signor Tosti were&#13;
two of the first patrons of the restaurant. Mr George R. Sims, doyen&#13;
to-day of literary gourmets, loved the restaurant as it was in its&#13;
early state, and wrote of the good Italian food to be obtained there,&#13;
and his portrait, on a china plaque, occupies, rightly enough, the&#13;
centre of one of the walls up in the artists' room. In 1887 M. Mario&#13;
Pagani retired, and for a time his brother and his cousin carried on&#13;
the restaurant; the latter, M. Giuseppe Pagani--left, in 1895, in sole&#13;
control--taking as partner M. Meschini, the latter of whom eventually&#13;
became the sole proprietor, bequeathing, when he died, the restaurant&#13;
to his widow and to his son.</p><p>Pagani's in the forty odd years of its existence, has increased in size&#13;
to an extraordinary extent, and the building, with its elaborately&#13;
ornamented front of glazed tiles with complicated figures in the&#13;
pattern and ornaments of Della Robbia ware, its squat pillars of&#13;
blue and its arches, luminous at night with electric light, differs&#13;
immensely from the little, stuffy Italian restaurant that it originally&#13;
was. It has a second entrance now in a side street, and a Masonic&#13;
banqueting-room, and a lift, and its restaurant on the ground floor is&#13;
a very large one and always reminds me of those great establishments&#13;
that I see in the German cities. It is a very comfortable restaurant,&#13;
and its brown walls, its mirrors with trellis-work and creepers painted&#13;
on them set in brown wooden frames, and its ceiling painted in quiet&#13;
colours, all give a sense of cosiness. There is in this downstairs&#13;
restaurant a dispense bar, which looks very picturesque seen through a&#13;
glazed screen, and just by this screen is the entrance from which the&#13;
waiters stream out from the kitchen carrying the dishes ordered by the&#13;
patrons of the restaurant, which they show as they pass to a clerk. To&#13;
dine habitually at Pagani's at a table facing the kitchen entrance is&#13;
to obtain a complete knowledge of the idiosyncrasies of the Italian&#13;
waiter. He is not run into a mould as a French waiter is, but retains&#13;
many individualities. He always wears a moustache, and is pleasantly&#13;
conversational with his fellows and with the customers.</p><p>In its early days, the cookery at Pagani's was Italian and nothing but&#13;
Italian, but with ever-increasing prosperity the scope of the kitchen&#13;
has broadened, and now most of the dishes on the _carte du jour_ have&#13;
French names. The head cook, however, is a good Italian, M. Faustin&#13;
Notari, who has climbed the ladder of promotion to the top during the&#13;
twenty years he has been in the kitchens of Pagani's, and there are&#13;
always some Italian dishes on the bill of fare. The following are the&#13;
dishes that I most frequently see on the card:--_Minestrone, minestrone&#13;
alla Genovese, zuppa alla Pavese, filetti di sole alla Livornesse,&#13;
spaghetti,_ and Macaroni done in every way possible, _ravioli al sugo_&#13;
or _alla Bolognese, gnocchi alla Romana, fritto misto alla Tosti,&#13;
ossi buchi, arrostino annegato,_ and I generally finish my dinner at&#13;
Pagani's with a _zambaglione_. Pagani's has its specialities of the&#13;
house apart from Italian dishes, and when I have dined, as I often do,&#13;
as one of the committee of an amateur dramatic club, in the Artists'&#13;
Room, I generally find _poulet à la Pagani_--a very toothsome way of&#13;
cooking the domestic fowl--on the menu of our little feasts. _Filet&#13;
de sole Pagani_ is another excellent dish, an invention of the house.&#13;
_Poule au pot_ and _cassôlet à la Provençale_ and the _bisque_, and&#13;
the _bortsch_ at Pagani's are always excellent. The diners whom I see&#13;
at the other tables downstairs at Pagani's all seem to me to belong&#13;
to that very pleasant world, artistic Bohemia. The great singers of&#13;
the opera and the great musicians who play at the Queen's Hall go&#13;
there to lunch and dine and sup, and their artistic perception is not&#13;
confined entirely to music, for I notice that they generally bring&#13;
very pretty ladies with them to eat the good dishes of the restaurant.&#13;
A little touch of Bohemia that always pleases me at Pagani's is the&#13;
boy who comes round with a tray selling cigars and cigarettes. The&#13;
restaurant-rooms on the first floor used, in the early days when&#13;
Pagani's was quite a small place, to be the rooms to which the sterner&#13;
sex used to take ladies to dine, and there was a particular corner by a&#13;
window with a tiny conservatory in it which was the favourite spot in&#13;
the room. The gentler sex now dines everywhere in the restaurant, but&#13;
in the first-floor rooms, with pleasant red walls, glazed screens put&#13;
between the tables give a sense of privacy.</p><p>The Artists' Room is on the second floor, just on the top of&#13;
the staircase. There is not room for many people in it, and the&#13;
dinner-parties held there must of necessity be small ones. But there is&#13;
no room in any restaurant in London which is in itself so interesting&#13;
as this one. The walls are almost entirely covered with signatures&#13;
and sketches and caricatures; there is a large photograph, framed and&#13;
autographed, of Sir Henry Irving as Becket; there are drawings by&#13;
Dudley Hardy and three or four caricatures, including one of himself,&#13;
drawn by Caruso. There is a photo of poor Phil May in riding kit on&#13;
a horse; there is the menu of the dinner given by the artists of the&#13;
Royal Opera at Covent Garden to Mr Thomas Beecham. On the mantelpiece&#13;
stand some good bronzes of English and French Volunteers, and the&#13;
menu of a banquet given by Pélissier, the head of the Follies, to his&#13;
friends, and his invitation to this feast, which commences in royal&#13;
style: "I, Gabriel," etc., and ends with the earnest request, "Please&#13;
_arrive_ sober," have been honoured with frames. Mademoiselle Felice&#13;
Lyne's autograph records one of the latest successes in opera. There&#13;
are two smoked plates with landscapes drawn on them with a needle, and&#13;
there is the medallion in red of Dagonet I have already mentioned. The&#13;
name of Julia Neilson, written in bold characters, catches the eye&#13;
as soon as any other inscription on one of the sections of the wall&#13;
covered with glass; but it is well worth while to take the panels one&#13;
by one, and to go over these sections of brown plaster inch by inch.&#13;
Mascagni has written the first bars of one of the airs from _Cavalleria&#13;
Rusticana_, Denza has scribbled the opening bars of "Funiculi,&#13;
Funicula," Lamoureux has written a tiny hymn of praise to the cook,&#13;
Ysaye has lamented that he is always tied to "notes," which, with a&#13;
waiter and a bill at his elbow, might have a double meaning. Phil May&#13;
has dashed some caricatures upon the wall, a well-meant attempt on the&#13;
part of a German waiter to wash one of these out having resulted in the&#13;
sacking of the said waiter and the glazing of the wall, Mario has drawn&#13;
a picture of a fashionable lady, and Val Prinsep and a dozen artists&#13;
of like calibre have, in pencil, or sepia or pastel noted brilliant&#13;
trifles on the wall. Paderewski, Puccini, Chaminade, Calvé, Piatti,&#13;
Plançon, De Lucia, Melba, Mempes, Tosti, Kubelik, Tschaikovsky, are&#13;
some of the signatures.</p><p>XXXVIII</p><p>THE PICCADILLY RESTAURANT</p><p>It was a chance remark made by "The Princess," as three of us sat at&#13;
lunch one Saturday in the open air at the Ranelagh Club, that nowhere&#13;
in Central London was there an open-air dining place, that led me to&#13;
ask her and "Daddy," her husband, both of them my very great friends&#13;
(which is the reason that I permit myself to call them, as the Irish&#13;
would say, "out of their names"), to dine with me one night in July,&#13;
weather always permitting, in the open air within fifty yards of&#13;
Piccadilly Circus.</p><p>Walking down Piccadilly, and looking up at the façade of the great&#13;
Piccadilly Hotel, a building which has something of the nobility of&#13;
a Grecian temple, and something of the heaviness of a county jail, I&#13;
had noticed that a grey tent had been put up on the terrace, half-way&#13;
up to the heavens, behind the great pillars and the gilded tripods,&#13;
and I knew that this meant that as soon as the evenings were warm the&#13;
restaurant would cater on the terrace for those who like to dine in the&#13;
freshest air obtainable in muggy London.</p><p>Some form of covering is a necessity for any roof garden in Central&#13;
London, not as a protection from rain or cold, but to deliver diners&#13;
from the plague of smuts. Some day, when electricity and gas have&#13;
between them driven coal far outside the boundaries of the capital,&#13;
it will be possible for Londoners to breakfast under the plane-trees&#13;
planted on their roofs, and to look, while they eat, at the roses&#13;
climbing on the trellis-work which hides their little pleasance from&#13;
the neighbours on the next roof; but in this present year of grace an&#13;
open-air meal within the three-mile radius necessitates the blowing of&#13;
smuts off each plate as soon as it is put on the cloth, and a great&#13;
portion of the conversation of the table talk centres round the black&#13;
smudges to be wiped off the diners' noses. The Piccadilly, by pitching&#13;
its tent on its terrace, has gone as near to open-air dining as is&#13;
possible in our London atmosphere.</p><p>It was well that I had added the provision "weather permitting" to&#13;
my invitation, for on the evening that my two guests motored up from&#13;
their old manor-house near Richmond the sky had clouded over, a misty&#13;
rain was falling, and the temperature had dropped to November level.&#13;
The dinner-table that would have been reserved for me on the terrace&#13;
was cancelled, and a table for three laid in the restaurant of the big&#13;
hotel--that very handsome saloon panelled with light wood, with gilded&#13;
carving in high relief on the panels, with a blue-and-gold frieze, and&#13;
elaborately decorated ceiling and casemented mirrors--a saloon which&#13;
is a noble example of Louis XIV. decoration. I had ordered my dinner&#13;
beforehand, taking care to include in it some of the specialities of&#13;
the kitchen of the Piccadilly, and had interested in the designing of&#13;
the little feast M. Berti, the restaurant manager, and the _chef de&#13;
cuisine_, M. Victor Schreyeck; while M. Pallanti, one of the _maîtres&#13;
d'hôtel_, who is an old acquaintance, had put me in that portion of&#13;
the room which is under his special charge. The dishes on which the&#13;
kitchen of the Piccadilly especially prides itself are its _délices de&#13;
sole_ and its _filets de sole_, both named after the establishment,&#13;
its _poularde à l'étuvée au Porto_, its _poularde Reine Mephisto_, its&#13;
_cailles Singapore_, and its _vasques_ of peaches, or of raspberries,&#13;
or of strawberries, all titled Louis XIV. in sympathy with the&#13;
decoration of the room.</p><p>This was the dinner that I ordered, a summer dinner for a hot evening,&#13;
for I had hoped that the weather would be kind, and that we should be&#13;
able to eat on the terrace:</p><p>Melon de Cantaloup Frappé.&#13;
                              Kroupnick.&#13;
                         Sole à la Piccadilly.&#13;
                    Suprême de Volaille Jeannette.&#13;
                       Caille Royale Singapore.&#13;
                           Cœur de Romaine.&#13;
                    Asperges Vertes. Sauce Divine.&#13;
                     Vasque de Fraises Louis XIV.&#13;
                       Corbeille d'Excellences.</p><p>I waited for my guests in the lounge where the orchestra plays, a&#13;
lounge panelled, as the restaurant is, and with paintings of fruit in&#13;
the circular wreaths above the doors, with cane easy-chairs and cane&#13;
tables with glass tops scattered about, with palms in great china&#13;
vases, with gilt Ionic capitals to the pilasters on either side of the&#13;
great supports to the roof, and with a great painted ceiling. A glazed&#13;
screen with windows and doors in it separates the lounge from the&#13;
restaurant.</p><p>"The Princess," when my guests arrived, was wearing a most becoming&#13;
gown, and had brought her furs with her, in case I, as a mad&#13;
Englishman, might insist on dining on the terrace in spite of the&#13;
rain. "Daddy," who is, like myself, an old soldier _en retraite_, had&#13;
put on one of his Paris unstarched shirts with many pleats, and was&#13;
wearing his fusilier studs. M. Berti, his beard pointed like that of a&#13;
Spaniard, bowed to us at the entrance of the restaurant, and directed&#13;
us to our table, by which was a second little table with on it all the&#13;
apparatus for the elaborating of the fish dish before our eyes. Near&#13;
it stood the _maître d'hôtel_, pale and determined, feeling, I think,&#13;
that the reputation of the house was in his hands, and a waiter and a&#13;
_commis_ under his immediate orders. "The Princess," as I have written,&#13;
wore a most becoming gown, and it pleased me that she should have so&#13;
framed her native beauty, and I am sure it also pleased her, for at the&#13;
other tables all the other guests were exceedingly well groomed and&#13;
well frocked--a most good-looking company.</p><p>The soup, a white Russian soup with barley as its dominating&#13;
ingredient, is one of those peasant soups the French have borrowed from&#13;
the Russians, and have refined in promoting it to the _haute cuisine_.&#13;
The _sole à la Piccadilly_ is a fish dish which grows to perfection&#13;
as it is manipulated before the eyes of the expectant diners. A wide&#13;
bath of mixed whisky and brandy boils up over the spirit lamp, and into&#13;
this the boiled soles make a plunge before they are carried away to be&#13;
filleted; then into the almost exhausted mixture of spirits is poured&#13;
the sauce, which is a "secret of the house," and as this boils up first&#13;
cream and then butter is added to it. The _filets de sole_ come hot to&#13;
table, and over each portion of the fish is poured the precious sauce,&#13;
sharp tasting, with a suggestion of anchovy amidst its many flavours.&#13;
While this sole was being prepared, "Daddy" at first talked on of polo&#13;
matches at Ranelagh and golf at Richmond, and did not notice that both&#13;
"The Princess" and myself had become silent, as gourmets should be when&#13;
watching a delicate culinary operation, but he, too, after a while felt&#13;
the solemnity of the moment, and became dumb until the fish was before&#13;
him, and he could pronounce it to be "very good indeed," an emphatic&#13;
expression of opinion on the part of all three of us which, I trust,&#13;
was conveyed to M. Schreyeck in his domains. The _suprême de volaille_&#13;
was a noble _chaudfroid_ of chicken with a rich stuffing or farce, I am&#13;
not sure which is the correct description, in which _foie gras_ was the&#13;
dominating note. The quails were named after the island of Singapore,&#13;
because with them in the china dish came a most savoury accompaniment&#13;
of pine-apple pulp and juice--and there are thousands of acres of&#13;
pine-apples in Singapore--an admirable contrast to the flesh of the&#13;
plump birds. To this dish also our council of three gave high praise.&#13;
The bowl of strawberries and ice and fruit flavouring, another of the&#13;
dishes of the house, made an admirable ending to a very good dinner,&#13;
and with this dinner we drank a champagne strongly recommended by the&#13;
house, Irroy 1904. I paid my bill, the total of which came to £3, 13s.&#13;
6d., the charge being 12s. 6d. a head for the dinner, which was a small&#13;
sum for such delicate fare, and then we went into the lounge, where&#13;
the band was still playing, to drink coffee and liqueurs, and to allow&#13;
"Daddy" to smoke one of the very long cigars of which he always carries&#13;
a supply.</p><p>It was still raining when my two guests started in their motor car&#13;
back to Richmond, but they declared that they were fortified for their&#13;
journey down into the country by a most satisfactory dinner.</p><p>The Piccadilly Hotel of to-day stands partly on the site of the&#13;
agglomeration of halls and bar and restaurant which all came under&#13;
the name of St James's Hall, the bar and restaurant being, in the&#13;
mouths of the frequenters thereof, "Jemmy's." The great hall was in&#13;
its day the centre of the musical world, and its Monday Pops and its&#13;
classical concerts were celebrated. In a smaller hall the Moore and&#13;
Burgess Minstrels flourished for many years until fickle London for&#13;
a while grew tired of burnt-cork minstrelsy. The big bar of the St&#13;
James's declined, as did most other restaurant bars, when gentlemen&#13;
no longer cared to be seen taking their liquid refreshment standing,&#13;
and the clientele of the restaurant was decidedly Bohemian. When&#13;
"Jemmy's" was wiped off the map of London there were not many tears&#13;
shed at its disappearance. The Piccadilly Hotel and its restaurant,&#13;
when they were first opened, went through their teething troubles,&#13;
as do most new establishments. The restaurant opened with a great&#13;
flourish of trumpets, most of its personnel coming straight from&#13;
Monte Carlo to London, but though the _maîtres d'hôtel_ knew who was&#13;
who in the principality of Monaco they were not so well acquainted&#13;
with the personalities of London life. All these matters invariably&#13;
straighten themselves out. I read in the columns of City intelligence&#13;
that the hotel, under the management of Mr F. Heim, who is now managing&#13;
director, is a financial success, and is paying good dividends. The&#13;
restaurant has gathered to itself a clientele that is smart and&#13;
well-dressed, and it treats its guests excellently.</p><p>To the great grill-room, which lies down in the basement below the&#13;
restaurant, and which is one of the largest and one of the busiest&#13;
places of good cheer in London, I allude in my chapter concerning some&#13;
of the grill-rooms.</p><p>XXXIX</p><p>THE RENDEZVOUS</p><p>Behind every successful restaurant there is some personality--a&#13;
clever proprietor, a great cook, a managing director with a talent&#13;
for organisation, or a popular _maître d'hôtel_. The Rendezvous, in&#13;
Dean Street, has been brought to prosperity and popularity by the work&#13;
of one man, its proprietor, M. Peter Gallina. He is a dapper little&#13;
Italian, with a small moustache, a man of good family who ran away&#13;
from home as a boy and has made his way by his native cleverness and&#13;
perseverance, and by the possession of an exceptionally keen palate.&#13;
He grounded himself well in all that concerns a restaurant in a small&#13;
Parisian establishment not far from the Avenue d'Iéna. When he had&#13;
learned there enough of the trade to qualify him to be a manager of&#13;
any restaurant he came to England with his savings in his pocket and&#13;
took the position of manager in a small Strand restaurant, while he&#13;
looked about for an opportunity to become a proprietor and to possess&#13;
a restaurant of his own. He had the name of his restaurant ready&#13;
before he found a suitable house, for one day after a meal he sat&#13;
thinking of various matters and idly scribbled on the tablecloth a&#13;
series of capital "R's." Then, with no special intention, he fitted&#13;
on names to the "R's"--Rome, Renaissance, Renommé, Rendezvous, and&#13;
suddenly found that the title he wanted had come to him. And in the&#13;
same chance way he found the position he wanted for his restaurant.&#13;
During the period that he was at the restaurant in the Strand he used&#13;
to go to Dean Street to buy coffee for his little household, and he&#13;
noticed one day that a house there was to let. It had been used by one&#13;
of those mushroom clubs which spring up almost in a night in Soho,&#13;
and the police had terminated its short existence by making a raid on&#13;
the premises as a gaming-house. M. Gallina saw his opportunity, took&#13;
it, spent some money in brightening it up, and gave it an old-English&#13;
window on its ground floor, and that was the beginning of the&#13;
Rendezvous.</p><p>The gastronomic scouts soon discovered that Peter Gallina in his&#13;
little restaurant was giving extraordinarily good value at very&#13;
moderate prices, and some of them sent me word concerning it. Mr&#13;
Ernest Oldmeadow, the distinguished novelist, was one of the first of&#13;
Gallina's customers, and brought many others to the newly established&#13;
restaurant. Mr G. R. Sims, the genial "Dagonet" of _The Referee_,&#13;
was one of the first among the scribes to tell the general public&#13;
of the existence of the Rendezvous, and he wrote a ballad in its&#13;
honour. I, in the early days of the existence of the restaurant, made&#13;
the acquaintance both of it and its proprietor, who then, as now,&#13;
affected clothes of an original cut. In his restaurant Peter Gallina&#13;
wears a small double-breasted white jacket, with skirts and a very&#13;
wide opening in front. This opening is filled by the most voluminous&#13;
black cravat that has been seen since the days of the Dandies. A small&#13;
white apron is another article of his costume. In those early days M.&#13;
Gallina oscillated rapidly and continuously between the kitchen and&#13;
the restaurant, first seeing that the dishes were properly prepared,&#13;
and then watching his customers appreciatively eat the food. He had&#13;
no licence then to sell wines, and a small boy was constantly sent&#13;
scurrying across the road to a wine-merchant's shop almost opposite,&#13;
a shop which should have interest for all readers of books, for its&#13;
proprietor is a well-known author.</p><p>M. Gallina in a little book of "Eighteen Simple Menus," with the&#13;
recipes for all the dishes, a very useful little book which he used&#13;
to give away to his customers, but which he now sells to them for a&#13;
shilling, has in a preface set down some "Golden Rules for Cooks," and&#13;
the first of these is "Buy good materials only. The best cook in the&#13;
world cannot turn third-class materials into a first-class dish." This&#13;
rule M. Gallina has always observed himself.</p><p>The Rendezvous has constantly been increased in size. A house next door&#13;
to it fell vacant, and M. Gallina at once took it and converted it into&#13;
part of his restaurant. Then with larger dining-room came the necessity&#13;
for a larger kitchen, and this matter was put in hand. A wine licence&#13;
granted to the restaurant brought with it all the responsibilities of&#13;
a cellar, and M. Gallina has now an admirable kitchen and offices,&#13;
with walls of shining white tiles, and a cellar big enough to hold&#13;
all the wine that his customers require. A tea and cake shop, with&#13;
tea-rooms on the first floor, the Maison Gallina, next door but one to&#13;
the restaurant, was the next achievement of the enterprising little&#13;
man, and, finally, he rounded off his restaurant by building at the&#13;
back a new room, all dark oak and mirrors and Oriental carpets, with a&#13;
handsome oak gallery running round it.</p><p>The Rendezvous Restaurant is now one of the landmarks of Dean Street.&#13;
The wide windows of its ground floor are of little square panes, each&#13;
window set in a white wooden frame, above a facing of glazed red tiles,&#13;
and before them stands a line of Noah's Ark trees in green tubs. Over&#13;
these ground-floor windows the restaurant's name is written in Old&#13;
English characters on a white ground. A line of shrubs in winter and&#13;
flowers in summer is beneath the windows of the first floors of the two&#13;
old houses, and at night a row of globes blazes with electric light&#13;
above the name of the restaurant.</p><p>The interiors of the two front rooms on the ground floor of the&#13;
restaurant have been decorated to represent the parlours of an Old&#13;
English farmhouse. There are heavy black beams supporting the ceiling,&#13;
the walls are panelled with green cloth in wooden frames, the electric&#13;
lamps give their light in old lanterns, and there are silver wine&#13;
coolers with ferns in them on the broad window-sill. Upstairs, and&#13;
there are three staircases in the restaurant, one of the rooms on the&#13;
first floor is kept in its original Georgian panelled simplicity, while&#13;
the other is a Dutch room with plaques of Delft ware on the walls. The&#13;
new room at the back I have already described.</p><p>The clientele of the restaurant comprises every class of Londoner from&#13;
princes to art students. The late Prince Francis of Teck often dined&#13;
there. I have seen ladies in all their glory of tiaras of diamonds&#13;
and of pearl necklaces eating an early meal at the Rendezvous before&#13;
going to the opera; and the youngster who is one day going to obtain&#13;
Sargent's prices for his pictures, but is still in the chrysalis stage,&#13;
and the as yet undiscovered Melbas and Clara Butts receive just as&#13;
much attention when they eat the one dish which forms their lunch or&#13;
dinner as do the great people of the land who indulge in many courses.&#13;
The Royalty is but a score of steps away from the Rendezvous, and many&#13;
playgoers on their way to that theatre dine at the restaurant or sup&#13;
there after the performance. Messrs Vedrenne and Eadie quite appreciate&#13;
the advantage it is to have a flourishing restaurant just outside&#13;
their doors, and gave M. Gallina every encouragement when he first&#13;
established himself in Dean Street.</p><p>The Rendezvous has a _carte du jour_ which gives a great choice of&#13;
dishes. The long card is covered with items printed in red or written&#13;
in blue ink, and special delicacies are set down in scarlet. There&#13;
are various sole dishes and a score of those of other kinds of fish.&#13;
The entrées take up half the card, and birds and salads, vegetables,&#13;
savouries and dessert each have a thick little column of written&#13;
items under their respective headings. The prices, as I have already&#13;
written, are quite moderate for good material. The fish dishes&#13;
average eighteenpence, the entrées a little less. I have eaten at a&#13;
dinner-party given in the new room a very noble feast, and I have dined&#13;
by myself on soup, sole, a _navarin_ of lamb and an _entremet_, my&#13;
dinner, without wine, costing me five-and-threepence.</p><p>There are two specialities of the house--the _sole Rendezvous_ and the&#13;
_soufflé Gallina-_--which should be included in any typical dinner of&#13;
the establishment, and the last time that I dined at the restaurant and&#13;
entertained a lady I included both of these in the menu, which ran thus:</p><p>Melon Cantaloup.&#13;
                            Crème Fermeuse.&#13;
                           Soles Rendezvous.&#13;
                    Aile de Poularde en Casserole.&#13;
                       Aubergine à l'Espagnole.&#13;
                           Soufflé Gallina.&#13;
                                 Café.</p><p>The _sole Rendezvous_ is an admirable method of cooking the fish with&#13;
a white wine sauce and most of the other good things that a cook can&#13;
use in a fish dish, all of which make it admirable to the taste but&#13;
exceedingly rich. The _soufflé Gallina_ is a _soufflé_ with brandied&#13;
cherries, and it is served in a little lagoon of fine champagne cognac&#13;
which is set alight. It is by no means a teetotal dish. This dinner for&#13;
two, with a pint of Vieux Pré, a champagne recommended by the house,&#13;
and a bottle of Mattoni, came very near a sovereign.</p><p>XL</p><p>THE PALL MALL RESTAURANT</p><p>Every Londoner knows the Pall Mall by sight, the restaurant one door&#13;
above the Haymarket Theatre, and is familiar with the lace-curtained&#13;
window of its buffet, its entrance and the line of five French windows&#13;
with flowers before them on its first floor, and there are few&#13;
playgoers who have not, before spending an evening at the Haymarket or&#13;
His Majesty's over the way, dined at one time or another at the Pall&#13;
Mall Restaurant. It is a restaurant which has prospered exceedingly,&#13;
and has done so because its two proprietors, MM. Pietro Degiuli and&#13;
Arnolfo Boriani--both ex-head waiters at the Savoy and the Carlton--see&#13;
to every detail concerning their restaurant and their kitchen and their&#13;
cellar with untiring diligence and with a complete knowledge. They are&#13;
both--Degiuli, small and neat and dapper, M. Boriani, broad, wearing a&#13;
curled-up moustache and looking like a _tenore robusto_--always in the&#13;
restaurant at meal-times doing the work of _maîtres d'hôtel_ and giving&#13;
personal attention to every member of their clientele.</p><p>In the ten years that have elapsed since they rechristened the&#13;
restaurant, which for a short period had been known as Epitaux's, they&#13;
have made many improvements. The restaurant itself, a high room with&#13;
a curved roof and two sliding skylights in the roof, which not only&#13;
let in the light but fresh air as well, is now a white restaurant,&#13;
with deep rose panels alternating with mirrors between the pilasters.&#13;
There is a little gilding in the decoration, but as carpet and chairs&#13;
and lamp-shades conform to the scheme of rose, the restaurant may be&#13;
described as all white and deep pink. There was originally a musicians'&#13;
gallery at one end of this dining-hall, a legacy from the Café de&#13;
l'Europe, as it was called in the fifties, and in the days of the café&#13;
the doorway was cased in to prevent draughts reaching the worthies who&#13;
used to sup there after the performance at the Haymarket Theatre. The&#13;
old wooden screen to the door has been swept away, and people lunch&#13;
and dine and sup in the gallery which has replaced the domain of the&#13;
musicians. A little lounge where hosts can wait for their guests, made&#13;
by absorbing part of the premises of the shop next door, is one of&#13;
the most recent additions to the Pall Mall, and the Fly-fishers' Club&#13;
having moved to larger premises, MM. Degiuli and Boriani have been able&#13;
to construct a banqueting-room on the first floor that, with a private&#13;
dining-room which can accommodate twenty diners, gives them now quite a&#13;
large establishment.</p><p>As I have written, the two proprietors give personal attention to every&#13;
matter connected with the restaurant, and they have not forgotten that&#13;
they are Italians, for in their _table d'hôte_ lunch, the price of&#13;
which is half-a-crown, one of the dishes is usually an Italian one,&#13;
and all the coffee made in the establishment is made after the Italian&#13;
fashion, no metal being allowed to come in contact with the fluid. For&#13;
their supper menu they always choose simple dishes, which can be cooked&#13;
directly an order has been given by those who sup. There is a _carte du&#13;
jour_, but the dinners that nineteen out of twenty diners order are one&#13;
or other of the _table d'hôte_ dinners of the day, a four-shilling and&#13;
a five-and-six one. This was the menu of the more expensive of these&#13;
two dinners on the last occasion that I dined at the Pall Mall:</p><p>Hors d'œuvre Variés.&#13;
            Consommé Madrilène Froid and Chaud or Germiny.&#13;
                          Saumon Hollandaise.&#13;
                     Cailles Richelieu à la Gelée.&#13;
                        Selle d'Agneau Soubise.&#13;
                     Fonds d'Artichauts Barigoule.&#13;
                            Pommes Château.&#13;
                         Volaille en Cocotte.&#13;
                                Salade.&#13;
                            Fraises Melba.</p><p>The soup was good, the quail especially attracted my notice, for its&#13;
jelly was flavoured with capsicum, giving it thus a special cachet.</p><p>The service at the Pall Mall is quick and silent, and, though there is&#13;
no unseemly hurry, the dinner is quickly served, for most of the people&#13;
who dine at the Pall Mall are going on to a theatre.</p><p>The Pall Mall has an exceedingly _comme il faut_ clientele, and any man&#13;
who did not wear evening clothes or a dinner jacket in the restaurant&#13;
would feel himself rather a fish out of water there at dinner-time,&#13;
and would probably take cover in the gallery. I see at the Pall Mall&#13;
very much the same people whom I see at the Savoy and the Carlton, and&#13;
the lady who dines at the smaller restaurant before going to a theatre&#13;
to-day, probably to-morrow, when a dinner constitutes the entertainment&#13;
for the evening, is taken to dine at one of the larger restaurants.&#13;
And perhaps because the Pall Mall stands where the stage of one of the&#13;
theatres in the Haymarket used to be, the restaurant numbers amongst&#13;
its clientele many of the great people of the opera and of the theatre,&#13;
as its book of autographs shows. This is a book full of scraps of&#13;
wisdom and wit, and the Stars of Song and Politics and the Stage have&#13;
not been afraid to cap each other's remarks. Thus when Madame Patti&#13;
leads off on the top of a page with a charming platitude, "A beautiful&#13;
voice is the gift of God," Madame Yvette Guilbert inscribes below a&#13;
reminder that "An ugly voice is also the gift of God"; Sir Herbert&#13;
Tree, taking a different view from that of either of the ladies, asks&#13;
whether a voice should not be considered "A visitation of Providence";&#13;
Miss Mary Anderson sides with her sex, for she opines that "All things&#13;
are the gift of God"; and Sir Rider Haggard rounds off the discussion&#13;
with "But the greatest gift of God is Silence." Lord Gladstone, about&#13;
to depart for South Africa, writes, "Faith in the Old Country" as his&#13;
contribution, and Mr Lloyd George puts immediately below it a sentence&#13;
in Welsh, which being translated means "Liberty will conquer"; Mr&#13;
Ben Davies, also a man of gallant little Wales, writes in his native&#13;
tongue, below Mr Lloyd George's sentence, "You are quite right, Lloyd&#13;
George, but your liberality has taken most of my money." Mr John Burns,&#13;
dining at the restaurant on "Insurance Day, 1911," was not stirred up&#13;
to any poetic flights by the occasion, "Health the only wealth" being&#13;
his rhymed contribution.</p><p>Amongst the signatures in the book is that of Signor Marconi, who&#13;
is not inclined to write his name more often than is necessary. His&#13;
contribution was coaxed from him by a flash of wit on the part of M.&#13;
Boriani. On the menu of the dinner eaten by the inventor of wireless&#13;
telegraphy appeared the item "_Haricots verts à la Marconi_." The great&#13;
electrician asked why they were so named. M. Boriani trusted that the&#13;
beans were not stringy, and the inventor having reassured him on this&#13;
point, he said that in this case they might rightly be described as&#13;
"_Sans fil_."</p><p>MM. Degiuli and Boriani have chosen as the motto of their restaurant,&#13;
"_Venez et vous reviendrez_," and this confident prediction has been&#13;
justified.</p><p>There is much history concerning the site on which the Pall Mall now&#13;
stands. In the latter years of the Stuart dynasty, when the lane which&#13;
led from Piccadilly down to the Mall gradually became a street of&#13;
houses, Charles II. gave permission to John Harvey and his partner to&#13;
sell cattle as well as fodder in the Haymarket. All along this market,&#13;
on both sides, inns sprang up, and one of them occupied the site where&#13;
the Pall Mall Restaurant now stands. The inn was pulled down early&#13;
in the eighteenth century, and on its site Mr Potter, a carpenter,&#13;
built a "summer" theatre; this theatre was converted by Samuel Foote&#13;
somewhere about 1760 into a winter theatre. Mr A. M. Broadley has&#13;
written for the proprietors of the Pall Mall an interesting booklet&#13;
which deals at length with this theatre and its managers, Foote and&#13;
the Colmans, and with the great actresses and actors and musicians&#13;
who appeared on its stage. Mozart played on the spinet there as an&#13;
infant prodigy; Margaret Woffington made her first bow to an English&#13;
audience in the part of Macheath in _The Beggars' Opera_, "after the&#13;
Irish manner"; and two actresses who married into the peerage--Lavinia&#13;
Fenton, who died Duchess of Bolton, and Elizabeth Farren, afterwards&#13;
Countess of Derby--played on its stage. But on 14th October 1820, the&#13;
Little Theatre, as it was called, closed its doors with the tragedy&#13;
of _King Lear_ and a farce. It was not at once pulled down, and was&#13;
still standing in a battered state when the present Haymarket Theatre,&#13;
built by John Nash, was opened in 1821, just a fortnight before the&#13;
coronation of George IV. When the Little Theatre was eventually pulled&#13;
down shops were erected on its site. Two of these were in the year of&#13;
the first Great Exhibition converted into the Café de l'Europe, the&#13;
great hall of which, somewhat altered, is the large room of the present&#13;
restaurant. Mr William John Wilde, who was Buckstone's treasurer at the&#13;
Haymarket Theatre, became the proprietor of the Café de l'Europe in the&#13;
late fifties, and as there was no early-closing law in those days the&#13;
café naturally enough became the favourite supping place for those who&#13;
had sat through a long evening at the theatre almost next door, and the&#13;
sturdy critics who congregated in the first row of the pit ate their&#13;
devilled bones and tripe and onions, Welsh rarebits, chops and potatoes&#13;
in their jackets, at the café after midnight and passed judgment on&#13;
the performances of Buckstone and Liston, Sothern and the other famous&#13;
comedians of the theatre as they supped. Mr D. Pentecost was the last&#13;
proprietor of the old café. He was, as "Dagonet" in _The Referee_ has&#13;
lately reminded us, a nephew of Pierce Egan, the author of "Tom and&#13;
Jerry," and he was, amongst other things, the refreshment contractor to&#13;
the Alhambra. He was also the proprietor of the Epitaux Restaurant in&#13;
the colonnade of the opera house in the Haymarket. When that building&#13;
was pulled down, in order that the Carlton and His Majesty's Theatre&#13;
should be built on its site, Mr Pentecost transferred the name of&#13;
Epitaux to the Café de l'Europe. The building was redecorated and MM.&#13;
Costa and Rizzi became the lessees. Ten years ago, as I have previously&#13;
written, MM. Degiuli and Boriani became the proprietors and gave the&#13;
restaurant its present name and its present appearance.</p><p>XLI</p><p>IN JERMYN STREET</p><p>MAISON JULES. BELLOMO'S. LES LAURIERS</p><p>Jermyn Street used to be sacred to small private hotels, shops and&#13;
bachelors' chambers, but the restaurants have now invaded it and there&#13;
are half-a-dozen places of good cheer which have their front doors&#13;
in the street, while some of the Piccadilly restaurants have a back&#13;
entrance there.</p><p>M. Jules had the happy idea of taking two houses, one of them at one&#13;
time the home of Mrs Fitzherbert, as a medallion of the head of King&#13;
George IV., found under the drawing-room floor proves, and converting&#13;
them into a hotel and restaurant. It has proved so successful in Jules'&#13;
case that he is now adding on to his hotel and restaurant, building at&#13;
the same time a nice little suite of rooms with bow-windows for himself&#13;
and his wife. As you walk down Jermyn Street from St James's Street&#13;
towards Lower Regent Street, the Maison Jules is on the right-hand&#13;
side. You cannot miss it, for an illuminated terrestrial globe and the&#13;
name above the doorway catch your eye. A little ante-room is separated&#13;
from the restaurant by a glazed screen to keep off draughts. The&#13;
restaurant itself, a long room running the whole width of the house,&#13;
is all white, with a little raised ornamentation on its walls, with&#13;
gilt capitals to the white pillars, and on the marble mantelpiece a&#13;
clock and candelabra of deep blue china and ormolu. At the end of the&#13;
room a big window, which is almost a wall of glass, is cloaked by&#13;
lace curtains. There is a second room running at right angles at the&#13;
back, which either can be used as part of the restaurant or can be&#13;
partitioned off.</p><p>Jules himself will welcome you as you come into the restaurant. I have&#13;
known him for many years, having first made his acquaintance when he&#13;
was manager at the Berkeley, when his hair was of lustrous brown, and I&#13;
have always been one of his supporters at the hotel in Piccadilly and&#13;
at the Savoy--when he became manager there, and now in Jermyn Street,&#13;
where, with his wife and his daughter, who has married the _chef de&#13;
cuisine_, and his son, who is following in his father's footsteps, he&#13;
controls the restaurant and the hotel. The girth of his waist may have&#13;
increased a little, possibly to match the bow-windows of those new&#13;
rooms, since I have known him, and his hair is now powdered with grey,&#13;
but his good-natured, round, rosy face, and his eyes, which almost&#13;
close when he smiles, remain the same. He is always so pleased to see&#13;
me that I find that a dinner at the Maison Jules does me more good than&#13;
most tonics do.</p><p>The people who dine at the Maison Jules are all pleasant and&#13;
well-to-do, and all the men wear dress clothes. Some of the men are&#13;
grey-haired people like myself who have followed Jules in all his&#13;
migrations; but the restaurant is by no means a home of rest for&#13;
the elderly, for on the last occasion that I dined there one of the&#13;
prettiest of the younger generation of actresses was being entertained&#13;
at the next table to mine; and young as well as elderly diners&#13;
appreciate the bonhomie that seems to be in the atmosphere at the&#13;
Maison Jules. The dinner of the house is an eight-shilling one. The&#13;
dinner I ate when I last dined _chez_ Jules is quite a fair specimen of&#13;
the evening meal:</p><p>Hors d'œuvre.&#13;
                        Consommé aux Quenelles.&#13;
                           Crème Américaine.&#13;
                        Suprême de Sole Volga.&#13;
                        Riz de Veau Souvaroff.&#13;
                     Médaillon de Bœuf Algérienne.&#13;
                         Poularde à la Broche.&#13;
                                Salade.&#13;
                       Haricots Verts au Beurre.&#13;
                         Mousse aux Violettes.&#13;
                              Friandises.</p><p>The _crème Américaine_, a pink thick soup, was excellent, and so was&#13;
the cold dish of sole, with jelly and a little vegetable salad. The&#13;
_mousse aux violettes_ was an ice with crystallised violets on the top;&#13;
and the _riz de veau_ and the _poularde_--for which Jules wished to&#13;
substitute a partridge--were both excellent of their kind. When Jules,&#13;
before I left, came to me and told me that some gentlemen a little&#13;
farther down the room had told him that there was absolutely nothing to&#13;
criticise in the dinner, I was not hard-hearted enough to tell him that&#13;
the beans were stringy, which, to tell the truth, they were. Otherwise&#13;
I agreed with the gentlemen farther down the room. The wine list is a&#13;
well-chosen one, and there is in the cellar some 1820 Martell brandy,&#13;
landed in England in 1870, which used to be the pride of the old St&#13;
James's Restaurant, and the whole of which Jules bought at the sale.</p><p>*       *       *       *       *</p><p>A little farther down the street on the same side is a restaurant and&#13;
hotel controlled by another old acquaintance of mine in the restaurant&#13;
world. The restaurant is Bellomo's, and the hotel of which it forms a&#13;
part is Morle's Hotel. In the days when I thought it my duty to do my&#13;
share of drinking, at the Café Royal, a particularly excellent cuvée&#13;
of Cliquot Vin Rosé, the waiter who was in charge of the table at&#13;
which I usually sat, and who attended to all my wants with admirable&#13;
intuition, was not at all one of the lean kind, and to identify him&#13;
from his fellows I always called him, and wrote of him as, "the fat&#13;
waiter." He prospered and ran up the tree of promotion, as good waiters&#13;
do at the Café Royal, so that in his later development he became&#13;
_maître d'hôtel_ in charge of the grill-room, and wore a frock-coat and&#13;
a black tie. But the anxieties of his new position in no way caused&#13;
him to grow thin. A year or two ago a friend wrote to me saying that&#13;
he and some others had found the money to set up Bellomo, whom, of&#13;
course, I remembered at the Café Royal, in a restaurant of his own&#13;
in Jermyn Street, and hoped that I would go and see how he prospered&#13;
there. I went, not feeling quite sure who Bellomo was, and found my&#13;
fat waiter of old, now a plump proprietor. His restaurant, which&#13;
consists of two rooms thrown into one, has walls with a light shade of&#13;
pink on them, and at night is lit by electroliers with pink shades. A&#13;
few steps lead from the front to the back. The restaurant is a cosy&#13;
little establishment, and the two dinners which are served there--one&#13;
a three-and-six one and the other a five-shilling one--are invariably&#13;
well cooked, for M. Bellomo has brought the good Café Royal traditions&#13;
with him to his new home. This is a typical menu, a winter one, of&#13;
Bellomo's three-and-six dinner:</p><p>Hors d'œuvre.&#13;
               Consommé Rothschild or Thick Mock Turtle.&#13;
                        Filet de Sole Chauchat.&#13;
                       Carré de Mouton Niçoise.&#13;
                               Oie rôti.&#13;
                                Salade.&#13;
                           Glacé Mont Blanc.&#13;
                              Gaufrettes.</p><p>*       *       *       *       *</p><p>Farther along the street and on the opposite side is Les Lauriers,&#13;
which takes its name from the two little evergreen trees which stand&#13;
in tubs at its door, and which is higher and more airy than most of&#13;
the restaurants of its size, for at some time or another the entresol&#13;
has been thrown into the rooms on the ground floor. Les Lauriers&#13;
consists, like most of the Jermyn Street restaurants, of two rooms&#13;
joined together with a space screened off by the door to form a tiny&#13;
ante-room. Its walls are panelled and painted cream colour, and lamps&#13;
with pink shades hang from the ceiling. The green carpet and the dark&#13;
wooden chairs at the three rows of tables give a comfortable look&#13;
to the place. The proprietor is M. Giolitto, who was a head waiter&#13;
at the Savoy before he came to Jermyn Street to make his fortune. A&#13;
very comfortable clientele patronises Les Lauriers, and there are two&#13;
dinners provided for them, one a short dinner which is served until a&#13;
quarter to eight, and the other a more elaborate one, priced 3s. 9d.&#13;
and 5s. 6d. respectively. The last time I dined at Les Lauriers I,&#13;
feeling rich, indulged in the longer dinner. This was the menu:</p><p>Melon Cantaloup or Driver's Royal Natives.&#13;
                    Consommé Viveur or Crème Doria.&#13;
  Homard froid, Sce. Mayonnaise or Aiguillettes de Turbot en Goujons.&#13;
                      Tournedos à la Florentine.&#13;
                       Perdreau rôti sur Canapé.&#13;
                      Petits Pois à la Française.&#13;
                                Salade.&#13;
                          Ananas Master Joe.&#13;
                             Mignardises.</p><p>It was a well-cooked dinner, and I do not wonder that M. Giolitto was&#13;
able to tell me that his restaurant flourishes exceedingly.</p><p>XLII</p><p>THE MEN WHO MADE THE SAVOY</p><p>If I were to attempt to give you all the early history of the ground on&#13;
which the Savoy stands I should have to delve back to Tudor times, and&#13;
the Savoy Palace and the politics of that very turbulent period. For&#13;
me, however, the past history of the Savoy begins with the time when&#13;
the Savoy Theatre was built on reclaimed ground and opened in 1881.&#13;
The offices of the theatre were in Beaufort House, which stood on the&#13;
hill, and beside the theatre was a space of rough waste land, much like&#13;
the County Council's wilderness in Aldwych. On this unoccupied land&#13;
Mr D'Oyly Carte put up a shed to house the electric light plant for&#13;
the theatre, for the Savoy was the first theatre in London that used&#13;
electric light. The Savoy Hotel and Restaurant eventually rose where&#13;
the electric light shed first stood, and they were opened in 1889.&#13;
The hotel and restaurant then faced the Embankment, and had no Strand&#13;
frontage. To get to the restaurant one had either to do a glissade&#13;
in a hansom down the steep Savoy hill to the side entrance which led&#13;
into a courtyard, in the centre of which stood a majolica fountain, or&#13;
to go to the front entrance opposite to the Embankment Gardens. The&#13;
restaurant was smaller than it is now; it was panelled with mahogany;&#13;
it had a red and gold frieze and a ceiling of dead gold. It was a very&#13;
comfortable restaurant, and the mahogany walls gave it a homelike&#13;
feeling, though, of course, they absorbed a great deal of the light.&#13;
The private rooms, named after the various Gilbert and Sullivan operas,&#13;
were, as they are now, next to the restaurant. The grill-room was&#13;
tucked away in the middle of a block of buildings. There was below the&#13;
restaurant a _table d'hôte_ dining-room, and on the garden level was&#13;
a ballroom and its ante-rooms. The balcony was but half its present&#13;
width. No block of buildings has been more greatly improved from time&#13;
to time than the Savoy has been. There has hardly been a year without&#13;
some adornment being added, and in 1904 the largest additions during&#13;
the history of the hotel were completed, and the hotel and restaurant&#13;
gained their Strand outlet.</p><p>It would be possible to write a history of the Savoy by taking note of&#13;
the successive improvements and additions made to it. It would also be&#13;
possible to tell the history of the great restaurant by an account of&#13;
some of the eras of great dinners, the period, for instance, when the&#13;
South African millionaires were spending money like water during the&#13;
great "boom," and the period of freak dinners, when Caruso sang from a&#13;
gondola to diners sitting by a canal in Venice, which was really the&#13;
flooded courtyard; and when, on another occasion, the same space was&#13;
turned into a Japanese garden for a Japanese dinner. I was a guest&#13;
at some of these great dinners, at the Rouge et Noire one which two&#13;
magnates of the financial world gave to celebrate a great _coup_ at&#13;
Monte Carlo, when all the decorations of the table, all the flowers, as&#13;
much of the napery as was possible, reproduced the two colours, when&#13;
the waiters wore red shirts and red gloves, and the number on which the&#13;
money was won was to be found everywhere in various forms on the table.&#13;
And I was bidden to the return banquet, a white and green one, which&#13;
strove to outdo the luxury of the former one, whereat fruit-trees&#13;
bearing fruit grew apparently through the table, and each chair was a&#13;
little bower of foliage.</p><p>But I prefer to chat concerning the men who made the history of the&#13;
house. Not the men who pulled the strings behind the scenes, the Board&#13;
of Directors and their admirable managing director, Mr Reeves Smith,&#13;
but the men whom the public saw or heard of in the restaurant, the&#13;
general managers, the managers of the restaurant, and the chefs. The&#13;
managers whom I knew were Ritz, Mengay, Pruger, Gustave, and now Blond.&#13;
In the restaurant were Echenard, Joseph, Jules, Renault, and now Soi.&#13;
The chefs have been Escoffier, Thouraud, whom Joseph brought over with&#13;
him from Paris, Tripod, and now Rouget; and most of these I knew well.</p><p>When Mr D'Oyly Carte was putting in order the organisation of the&#13;
newly opened Savoy Hotel, he, at Monte Carlo, asked M. Ritz, who was&#13;
then at the Grand Hotel there, to come to London and take charge of&#13;
the Savoy Restaurant. M. Ritz came and brought M. Escoffier with him&#13;
to make history in the kitchens. When M. Ritz permanently took over&#13;
the management of the hotel and the restaurant he asked M. Echenard,&#13;
the proprietor of the Hotel du Louvre at Marseilles, to come to London&#13;
and assist him in the restaurant. This triumvirate worked admirably&#13;
together. M. Ritz, thin, nervous, splendidly neat, knowing all his&#13;
patrons and their tastes, was a great _maître d'hôtel_ as well as a&#13;
great manager. The saying which he constantly quoted, "The customer&#13;
is always right," he acted up to. If some ignorant diner found fault&#13;
with one of M. Escoffier's most exquisite creations it would be swept&#13;
away without a word and something suited to a lower intelligence and an&#13;
uncultivated palate substituted for it. If an old and valued customer&#13;
had come into the restaurant and had ordered for dinner, tripe and&#13;
onions and sausages and mashed potatoes, M. Ritz would have greeted&#13;
such an order as though it were a flash of genius, and would probably&#13;
have sent out to the nearest cab shelter for the dishes.</p><p>During the early days of the Savoy M. Ritz was quietly teaching the&#13;
English with money to spend that a good dinner is not of necessity a&#13;
long dinner, and that a few dishes exquisitely cooked are better than&#13;
a long catalogue of rich dishes. M. Echenard, looking like a Spanish&#13;
hidalgo, quite understood the ways of his two great colleagues--for&#13;
MM. Ritz and Escoffier are two of the greatest men in gastronomic&#13;
history--and backed them up nobly. The cholera year in Marseilles&#13;
took M. Echenard back to his hotel in the south, and he has prospered&#13;
exceedingly there, being now the proprietor of the Reserve and the&#13;
hotel just below it on the Corniche, as well as the Louvre. MM. Ritz&#13;
and Escoffier have since made the fortunes of other London restaurants.</p><p>When the Ritz-Escoffier regime at the Savoy came to an end the&#13;
directors bought the Restaurant Marivaux in the street by the side of&#13;
the Opéra Comique in Paris, and brought over M. Joseph, the presiding&#13;
genius of that restaurant, to take charge of the Savoy Restaurant.&#13;
The Marivaux had a unique reputation in the Paris of that day for its&#13;
cookery. Joseph came, bringing with him his chef, M. Thouraud. Joseph&#13;
was, I think, the most inspired _maître d'hôtel_, with the exception,&#13;
perhaps, of Frederic of the Tour d'Argent, I have ever met. The Savoy&#13;
Restaurant was rather too large for his system of management, for he&#13;
liked to take a personal interest in each dinner that was progressing&#13;
in his restaurant and to give it his constant supervision. He was born&#13;
of French parents in Birmingham, and his one great amusement was that&#13;
northern sport, pigeon flying. He had pleasant brown eyes and bushy&#13;
eyebrows, he wore all that remained of his hair rather long, and had&#13;
a tiny moustache. He was quite wrapped up in his profession, and, as&#13;
he told me once, looked at his boots the whole time that he took his&#13;
afternoon constitutional walk, that he might think of new dishes.&#13;
Whenever any novel idea occurred to him he tried it at home in his&#13;
own little kitchen before asking M. Thouraud to make experiment on a&#13;
larger scale. To see Joseph carve a duck was to see a very splendid&#13;
exhibition of ornate swordsmanship, and his preparation of a _canard&#13;
à la presse_ was quite sacrificial in its solemnity. There was in his&#13;
day a dinner given at the Savoy at which Madame Sarah Bernhardt was the&#13;
chief guest, and most of the other people present were "stars" of our&#13;
British stage. Joseph cooked before them at a side table most of the&#13;
dishes of the dinner, and told me that he did so because he wished to&#13;
show actresses and actors, who constantly appeal to the imagination of&#13;
their audiences, that there was something also in his art to please the&#13;
eye and stimulate the imagination. When I asked why he never went to&#13;
the theatre, he told me that he would sooner see six gourmets eating&#13;
a well-cooked dinner than watch the finest performance that Madame&#13;
Bernhardt and Coquelin could give. Joseph had quite a pretty wit and&#13;
facile pen. This was the _jeu d'esprit_ that he once wrote in a young&#13;
lady's album:--"C'était la première côtelette qui coûta le plus cher à&#13;
l'homme--Dieu en ayant fait une femme." And he wrote for me a little&#13;
essay on the duties of a _maître d'hôtel_ that was very sprightly in&#13;
style. He was even a greater believer than M. Ritz in the short dinner,&#13;
and declared that we in England only tasted our dinners and did not eat&#13;
them. Three dishes he considered quite enough for a good dinner, and&#13;
this was a tiny feast which he ordered for me on one occasion when I&#13;
took a lady to dine at the Savoy:</p><p>Petite marmite.&#13;
                           Sole Reichenberg.&#13;
                Caneton à la presse. Salade de saison.&#13;
                    Fonds d'artichauts à la Reine.&#13;
                     Bombe pralinée. Petits fours.&#13;
                            Panier fleuri.</p><p>The _panier fleuri_ he carved himself at table from an orange.</p><p>Joseph became homesick, for he was a thorough Parisian, and went back&#13;
eventually to the Marivaux, but he soon after died.</p><p>[Illustration: JOSEPH CARVING A DUCK _After a drawing by Paul Renouard_]</p><p>The directors of the Savoy Company, which owns the Berkeley and&#13;
Claridge's as well as the Savoy Hotel, brought jolly, genial,&#13;
rosy-faced M. Jules, under whose rule the Berkeley had prospered&#13;
exceedingly, from that white-faced hotel to the Savoy, and his rule on&#13;
the Thames Embankment was as successful as it had been in Piccadilly.&#13;
It was during his managership that the additions that were to give the&#13;
entrance on to the Strand were planned, and, I fancy, were begun, and&#13;
when M. Jules left the Savoy to make for himself a restaurant and hotel&#13;
in Jermyn Street, M. Renault, from the Casino at Biarritz, came to the&#13;
Savoy Restaurant, and the quick-witted M. Pruger became general manager.</p><p>This was a period of great activity and of many alterations in the&#13;
building. No Savoy manager has ever had more brilliant inspirations&#13;
for great feasts than M. Pruger had. The gondola dinner was one of his&#13;
ideas and he always thought of something novel and amusing for the&#13;
Christmas and New Year's Eve parties. M. Renault is now in Rome at the&#13;
hotel there owned by the Savoy Company; M. Pruger was tempted away&#13;
to America to manage a mammoth restaurant on modern lines, but came&#13;
back from New York to take over the management of the Royal Automobile&#13;
Club when its great club-house in Pall Mall was opened. M. Gustave,&#13;
of the russet beard, who had steered the newly built Café Parisien&#13;
of the Savoy to great success, next became manager of the hotel, and&#13;
that brings us down to the history of to-day, for when he resigned his&#13;
appointment M. Blond, the present manager, succeeded him.</p><p>XLIII</p><p>THE DUTIES OF A _MAÎTRE D'HÔTEL_</p><p>I have mentioned in the previous chapter that Joseph wrote me a&#13;
sprightly letter on the duties of a _maître d'hôtel_. This is it:</p><p>MON CHER COLONEL,--Vous me demandez pour votre nouveau livre des&#13;
 recettes. Méfiez-vous des recettes. Depuis la cuisinière bourgeoise et&#13;
 le Baron Brisse on a chanté la chanson sur tous les airs et sur tous&#13;
 les tons. Et qu'en reste-t-il; qui s'en souvient? Je veux dire dans&#13;
 le public aristocratique pour qui vous écrivez, et que vous comptez&#13;
 intéresser avec votre nouvelle publication, cherchez le nouveau dans&#13;
 les à propos de table, donnez des conseils aux maîtresses de maison,&#13;
 qui dépensent beaucoup d'argent pour donner des dîners fatiguants,&#13;
 trop longs, trop compliqués; dîtes leur qu'un bon dîner doit être&#13;
 court, que les convives doivent manger et non goûter, qu'elles exigent&#13;
 de leur cuisinier ou cuisinière de n'être pas trop savants, qu'ils&#13;
 respectent avant tout le goût que le bon Dieu a donné à toutes choses&#13;
 de ne pas les dénaturer par des combinaisons, qui à force d'être&#13;
 raffinées deviennent barbares.</p><p>On a beaucoup parlé du cuisinier. Si nous exposions un peu ce que doit&#13;
 être le Maître d'Hôtel.</p><p>LE MAÎTRE D'HÔTEL FRANÇAIS</p><p>La plus grande force du Maître d'hôtel Français, je dis Maître d'hôtel&#13;
 Français à dessein, car si le cuisinier Français a su tirer parti des&#13;
 produits de la nature avec un art infini, pour en faire des aliments&#13;
 aimables, agréables, et bienfaisants, le Maître d'hôtel Français seul&#13;
 est susceptible de les faire accepter et désirer. Or voilà pour le&#13;
 Maître d'hôtel le champ qu'il a à explorer. Champ vaste s'il en fût,&#13;
 car deviner avec tact ce qui peut plaire à celui-ci et ne pas plaire à&#13;
 celui-là, est un problème à résoudre selon la nature, le tempérament&#13;
 et la nationalité de celui qu'il doit faire manger. Il doit donc être&#13;
 le conseil, le tentateur, et le metteur en scène. Il faut pour être un&#13;
 maître d'hôtel accompli, mettre de côté, ou de moins ne pas laisser&#13;
 percer le but commercial, tout en étant un commerçant hors ligne (je&#13;
 parle ici du maître d'hôtel public de restaurant, attendu que dans la&#13;
 maison particulière, le commerce n'a rien à voir, ce qui simplifie&#13;
 énormement le rôle du maître d'hôtel. Pour cela il faut être un peu&#13;
 diplomate, et un peu artiste dans l'art de dire, afin de colorer&#13;
 le projet de repas que l'on doit soumettre à son dîneur). Il faut&#13;
 donc agir sur l'imagination pour fair oublier la machine que l'on va&#13;
 alimenter, en un mot masquer le côté matériel de manger. J'ai acquis&#13;
 la certitude qu'un plat savamment préparé par un cuisinier hors ligne&#13;
 peut passer inaperçu, ou inapprécié si le maître d'hôtel, qui devient&#13;
 alors metteur en scène, ne sait pas présenter l'œuvre, de façon à le&#13;
 faire désirer, de sorte que si ce mets est servi par un maître d'hôtel&#13;
 qui n'en comprend pas le caractère, il lui sera impossible de lui&#13;
 donner tout son relief, et alors l'œuvre de cuisinier sera anéanti et&#13;
 passera inaperçu.</p><p>Ce maître d'hôtel doit être aussi un observateur et un juge et doit&#13;
 transmettre son appréciation au chef de cuisine, mais pour apprécier&#13;
 il faut savoir, pour savoir il faut aimer son art, le maître d'hôtel&#13;
 doit être un apôtre.</p><p>Il doit transmettre les observations qu'il a pu entendre pendant le&#13;
 cours d'un dîner de la part des convives, observations favorables ou&#13;
 défavorables, il doit les transmettre au chef et aviser avec lui. Il&#13;
 doit aussi être en observation, car il arrive le plus souvent que les&#13;
 convives ne disent rien à cause de leur amphitryon mais ne mangent pas&#13;
 avec plaisir et entrain le mets présenté: là encore le maître d'hôtel&#13;
 doit chercher le pourquoi. Il y a aussi dans un déjeuner ou un dîner&#13;
 un rôle très important réservé au maître d'hôtel. La variété agréable&#13;
 des hors-d'œuvre, la salade qui accompagne le rôti, le façon de&#13;
 découper ce rôti avec élégance, de bien disposer ce rôti sur son plat&#13;
 une fois découpé, découper bien et vite, afin d'éviter le réchaud qui&#13;
 sèche. Savoir mettre à point une selle de mouton, avec juste ce qu'il&#13;
 faut de sel sur la partie grasse, qui lui donnera un goût agréable.</p><p>Pour découper le maître d'hôtel doit se placer ni trop près ni trop&#13;
 loin des convives, afin que ceux-ci soient intéressés, et voient&#13;
 que tous les détails sont observés avec goût et élégance, de façon&#13;
 à tenter encore les appétits qui n'en peuvent presque plus mais qui&#13;
 renaissent encore un peu aiguillonnés par le désir qu'a su faire&#13;
 naître l'artiste préposé au repas, et qui a su donner encore envie à&#13;
 l'imagination, quand l'estomac commençait à capituler.</p><p>Le maître d'hôtel a de plus cette partie de la fin du dîner, le choix&#13;
 d'un bon fromage, les fruits, les soins de température à donner aux&#13;
 vins, la façon de décanter ceux-ci pour leur donner le maximum de&#13;
 bouquet; le maître d'hôtel ne peut-il encore être un tentateur avec&#13;
 la fraise frappée à la Marivaux? ou avec la pêche à la cardinal,&#13;
 qu'accompagne si bien le doux parfum de la framboise, légèrement&#13;
 acidulé d'une cuillerée de jus de groseille. Notre grand Carême&#13;
 qualifiait certains plats le "manger des Dieux." Combien l'expression&#13;
 est heureuse!</p><p>Depuis que je suis à Londres j'ai trouvé un nombre incalculable&#13;
 d'inventeurs de ma "pêche à la Cardinal." Il me faudra leur donner la&#13;
 recette un jour que j'en aurai l'occasion.</p><p>N'est-ce pas de l'art chez le maître d'hôtel qui tente et charme&#13;
 les convives par ces raffinements, et qui comme un cavalier sur une&#13;
 moture essoufflée sait encore relever son courage et lui faire faire&#13;
 la dernière foulée qui décide de la victoire? Après un bon repas&#13;
 le maître d'hôtel a la grande satisfaction d'avoir donné un peu de&#13;
 bonheur à de pauvres gens riches, qui ne sont pas toujours des heureux.</p><p>Et comme l'a dit Brillat Savarin "Le plaisir de la table ne nuit pas&#13;
 aux autres plaisirs." Au contraire, qui sait si _indirectement_ je ne&#13;
 suis pas le papa de bien des Bébés rieurs, ou la cause au moins de&#13;
 certaines aventures que mes jolies clientes n'évoquent qu'en souriant&#13;
 derrière leur éventail?</p><p>JOSEPH</p><p>_Directeur du Savoy Restaurant, Londres,&#13;
 et du Restaurant de Marivaux, Paris._</p><p>XLIV</p><p>THE SAVOY TO-DAY</p><p>After the Houses of Parliament, the Law Courts, the National Gallery,&#13;
St Paul's and Westminster Abbey, the Savoy Hotel is probably the&#13;
building that the well-to-do Londoner knows best. He cannot walk or&#13;
drive down the Strand without his eye being caught by its milk-white&#13;
frontage on that tumultuous street, and by the stern-faced gilded&#13;
warrior above the courtyard entrance who leans on a shield that bears&#13;
an heraldic bird, which I have no doubt is a very noble eagle, but&#13;
which looks as though it had been plucked. When he comes home from&#13;
abroad he, if he is looking to the right as he crosses the railway&#13;
bridge to Charing Cross, sees the garden front of the hotel, with its&#13;
balconies and many windows, and its flag aflutter, and recalling many&#13;
good dinners in the past, looks forward to many others in the immediate&#13;
future.</p><p>All the preliminaries to a dinner at the Savoy are pleasantly&#13;
dignified. The drive into the courtyard, the cessation of noise as the&#13;
wheels of car or carriage come upon the india-rubber paving under the&#13;
glazed roof, the cream and dark green marbles of the entrance front,&#13;
the trellis and flowers outside the Café, all contribute to pleasant&#13;
anticipation; and once inside the doors, the hall panelled with&#13;
dark woods, the glimpse through a long window of the light-coloured&#13;
reading-room, and the progress down a flight of crimson-carpeted&#13;
stairs, with walls of buff and brown marble on either side, form the&#13;
first stage of the diner's progress to the restaurant.</p><p>Servants in the handsome state livery they wear in the evening--French&#13;
grey and dark blue--take one's coat and hat, and it always gives me a&#13;
moment of gratification that I am such an old habitué that it is not&#13;
considered necessary to give me a ticket. Then if one is a host there&#13;
is nothing to do except to sit in one of the comfortable chairs in&#13;
this ante-chamber and to look alternately up the crimson stairs to see&#13;
whether one's guests are arriving and down another flight of stairs&#13;
across the great lounge to the crystal screen of great panes framed in&#13;
gilt metal which is the transparent barrier between the restaurant and&#13;
its approaches.</p><p>The lounge--crimson under foot, with walls light cream in colour, good&#13;
copies of portraits by British old masters in panels alternating with&#13;
looking-glass doorways; with pillars of buff marble, veined with brown&#13;
and having gilt capitals, and bronze amorini and sculptured groups&#13;
of the Graces as supports for electroliers--is a delightful room,&#13;
as one realises after dinner when the hour of coffee has come. The&#13;
band, wearing in the evening their uniform of dark blue, the leader&#13;
distinguished by a silver sash--in the daytime they are in crimson--are&#13;
in a corner of the lounge close against the crystal screen that&#13;
their music may be heard in the restaurant. Arched entrances in the&#13;
eastern wall lead into the Winter Garden, another great hall with a&#13;
glazed ceiling, with roses climbing up trellis-work, and with a great&#13;
recess, up a broad flight of stairs, with pillars of green marble and&#13;
a gilded fountain against its wall. The _salon de verdure_, as it&#13;
is grandiloquently called, is above the new ballroom, the two great&#13;
apartments occupying the space where the courtyard used to be.</p><p>My guests of the particular night I am describing were my friend and&#13;
old comrade, Pitcher, the editor of _Town Topics_, and his wife and his&#13;
pretty daughter. I had determined that they should eat a typical Savoy&#13;
dinner, and had been at some pains to obtain a really representative&#13;
feast. Before I went away on my travels in the summer I had interviewed&#13;
M. Blond, the general manager (who was brought back when he was&#13;
half-way to Rome two years ago to take up the management of the Savoy),&#13;
in his sanctum, telling him that when in the autumn I intended to&#13;
write a couple of chapters concerning the Savoy, I should like to give&#13;
a dinner including some of the specialities of the cuisine, and that&#13;
I should like to have something descriptive to say as to such of the&#13;
dishes of which the Savoy is proud that were not included in my little&#13;
feast. We took into our conference M. Rouget, the Maître-Chef of the&#13;
Savoy, who looks the genial, burly, contented person that the head of&#13;
a great kitchen should be, and we chatted over new dishes and dishes&#13;
with new names (which are not the same thing), and he gave me some&#13;
particulars of his kitchens and of the great army of cooks employed in&#13;
the Savoy, there being as many as two hundred and ten in the brigade.</p><p>When, being back again in London, I carried out my intention of asking&#13;
my editor to dinner, M. Soi, the manager of the restaurant, came into&#13;
counsel. When I had made up my mind on the important matter whether&#13;
my dinner should cost twelve-and-six or fifteen-and-six a head, and&#13;
had stated that I should like the more expensive feast, I added that I&#13;
hoped that no beef would be included in the menu, for Pitcher had been&#13;
complaining of preliminary symptoms of gout. M. Soi on the day we were&#13;
to dine--a Sunday--submitted to me a menu which I duly initialled as&#13;
approved.</p><p>My guest and his wife, looking as young as her pretty daughter, duly&#13;
arrived to the moment. M. Soi, young and good-looking, with a light&#13;
moustache--he was under Ritz in various restaurants, and has been at&#13;
the Grand Hotel in Rome as restaurant manager, going in the summer to&#13;
the Palace Hotel at St Moritz, before three years ago he came to the&#13;
Savoy--received us at the entrance, and we were piloted to a table a&#13;
comfortable distance away from the band, from which the ladies had a&#13;
full view of the room, full, as it always is, with good-looking people,&#13;
the softer sex all being in frocks that gave my lady guests plenty&#13;
to talk about. I gave my guests the menu, which, of course, I had&#13;
previously seen, to look at, as soon as they had settled down, and I&#13;
used my eyes to take in my surroundings.</p><p>Though I regret the disappearance of the mahogany panelling, which is&#13;
stowed away somewhere in the hotel, as one regrets the loss of an old&#13;
friend, the pleasant buff colouring of the present restaurant, with its&#13;
frieze of raised decoration and the electric light thrown up on to the&#13;
ceiling and reflected down, which is most comfortable to the eye, make&#13;
for lightness; and light as distinguished from glare is an aid to good&#13;
spirits in a restaurant. The balcony of to-day, twice the width of the&#13;
old balcony, and fitted with a long awning for use on sunshiny days--an&#13;
awning which cost an almost incredible sum of money--is in request both&#13;
at lunch and dinner and supper-time; and at lunch it has the supreme&#13;
advantage of commanding the one great view in Central London, the river&#13;
and the gardens and the Houses of Parliament grouping into a splendid&#13;
picture, only spoiled by the blot of the unlovely railway bridge.</p><p>This was the menu of the Savoy dinner that M. Soi considered typical:</p><p>Délices de Sterlet.&#13;
                          Blinis de Sarrasin.&#13;
              Consommé de Terrapine en Tasse. Kapusniack.&#13;
                        Suprême de Sole Divine.&#13;
                         Diablotin Cancalaise.&#13;
                    Filet de Perdreau Bonne Bouche.&#13;
                        Croquettes de Marrons.&#13;
                 Noisette d'Agneau de Galles Eldorado.&#13;
                       Fond d'Artichaut Clamart.&#13;
                       Poularde soufflée Savoy.&#13;
                           Salade Cornelia.&#13;
                         Poire de Paris Tosca.&#13;
                              Frivolités.&#13;
                           Canapé Esperanza.</p><p>--and as the accompanying wine I had ordered some sherry with the&#13;
_caviar_, a magnum of Pommery and some Mattoni water.</p><p>A most admirable dinner it was, rather long, perhaps, to my taste, but&#13;
it would have been difficult to get enough distinctive dishes into&#13;
a shorter menu. The _sterlet caviar_ on the little Russian pancakes&#13;
made an admirable _hors d'œuvre_; the _consommé_ was of turtle, but&#13;
much lighter than the usual turtle soup; the _kapusniack_ is a Russian&#13;
soup, in which leeks, celery, turnips, onions, mushrooms, pig's ear,&#13;
crushed tomatoes and cabbage seasoned with vinegar play a part, and it&#13;
is served with cream stirred into it, and with those little _pâtés_ of&#13;
which the Russians are so fond when broken into the soup. The sole was&#13;
garnished with fried oysters covered with bread-crumbs, and the _filet&#13;
de perdreau_, which was the supreme triumph of the dinner, consisted of&#13;
grilled _suprêmes_ of partridges and grilled rashers of bacon dipped&#13;
in _poivrade_ sauce. The _noisettes_ were the one plain dish of the&#13;
dinner, but the asparagus ends tucked away in the hearts of artichokes&#13;
gave it its cachet. The cold chicken filled with a _mousse_ of _foie&#13;
gras_ was a very noble dish, and tiny mushrooms, formed from some kind&#13;
of _mousse_, which apparently grew amidst the truffles, and slices of&#13;
chicken breast which surrounded the white bird adorned with Pompeiian&#13;
drawings, were a very happy idea. The nuts soaked in Kummel which&#13;
we found in the interior of the pears, which were served with a red&#13;
currant ice, was another happy idea much appreciated by the ladies, and&#13;
the _canapé esperanza_ proved to be soft roes on toast.</p><p>This dinner takes a very high place amongst the many good dinners I&#13;
have eaten in my time in the Savoy Restaurant. My bill came to £5, 2s.</p><p>Some of the Savoy specialities for which there were not room in one&#13;
dinner menu are _huîtres Baltimore_, which are oysters grilled with&#13;
bacon; _bortsch Polonaise, homard Miramar, sylphide Savoy,_ which is a&#13;
very attractive way of serving lamb sweetbreads; _mignonettes d'agneau&#13;
à la Delhi, soufflés belle de nuit,_ which is a variant of the _soufflé&#13;
surprise_, peaches and strawberry and vanilla ice being used in it;&#13;
and the noble _bécasse à la Soi_, an invention of M. Soi, which is&#13;
the breast of a woodcock served with a most delightful sauce on toast&#13;
covered with _foie gras_.</p><p>I have mentioned the ballroom which has taken the place of the old&#13;
courtyard and its fountain, and in which many of the great banquets&#13;
given at the Savoy are held. It is a fine room, light grey in&#13;
colour, splendidly spacious, and when lighted up its colour shows&#13;
off the ladies' dresses to perfection. My only objection to it as a&#13;
banqueting-room was that the white light, which is admirable for a&#13;
ballroom, was rather too glary for a dining-room. This has now been&#13;
obviated by lessening the light when dinners are given in the room.&#13;
If the Savoy could find some means of shading the lamps with pink or&#13;
putting on pink glasses to the lamps on the occasion of banquets, it&#13;
would, I think, please those like myself who think that the best light&#13;
for a dining-room is a pink one.</p><p>I asked M. Blond to give me the menu of any recent Savoy banquet&#13;
of which the management was especially proud, not that I have not&#13;
preserved many menus of many great dinners, but that I wished to shift&#13;
the responsibility of selection on to his shoulders. This is the menu&#13;
of the banquet and wines he has sent me as being typical of great Savoy&#13;
feasts:</p><p>Caviar de Bélouga.&#13;
                         Blinis à la Gouriew.&#13;
                     Queue de Bœuf à la Française.&#13;
                            Crème Germiny.&#13;
                      Filets de Sole à l'Aiglon.&#13;
                    Suprême de Volaille à l'Aurore.&#13;
               Côte d'Agneau de Lait au Beurre Noisette.&#13;
                            Pommes Lorette.&#13;
                          Velouté Forestière.&#13;
            Délice de Strasbourg à la Gelée de Vin du Rhin.&#13;
                Bécassine Double Flambée à l'Armagnac.&#13;
                          Perles du Perigord.&#13;
                       Cœurs de Laitues Suzette.&#13;
                       Asperges Vertes de Paris.&#13;
                           Comices Toscane.&#13;
                        Soufflé Pont l'Évêque.&#13;
                         Corbeilles de Fruits.</p><p>WINES.&#13;
                  Schloss Johannisberg Cabinet, 1893.&#13;
                         Veuve Clicquot, 1904.&#13;
               Magnums Pommery and Greno (Nature), 1904.&#13;
              Chât. Haut Brion "Cachet du Château," 1888.&#13;
                    Cockburn's 1890 (Bottled 1893).&#13;
                     Croft's 1881 (Bottled 1884).&#13;
                    Hennessey's 70 year old Cognac.</p><p>Many of the dishes included in this great dinner I hope I may meet at a&#13;
future time at Savoy banquets.</p><p>XLV</p><p>THE RESTAURANT DES GOURMETS</p><p>Dining one wet night in September at the Restaurant des Gourmets in&#13;
Lisle Street I told the young manager, with whom I chatted, that it&#13;
must be ten years since I dined there, and that at that time M. Brice&#13;
was the proprietor. The manager's reply was that fourteen years ago&#13;
M. Brice sold the restaurant to its present proprietors. I looked up&#13;
the date of my last visit to the Gourmets when I got home, and found&#13;
that it was in 1898. It was a queer little place of very eatable food&#13;
at extraordinarily cheap prices when first I made its acquaintance. It&#13;
then occupied the ground floor of one of the little houses in Lisle&#13;
Street, the street in which is the stage door of the Empire Theatre,&#13;
and Mr George Edwardes' offices at the back of Daly's Theatre. The&#13;
outside of the restaurant in those days did not look inviting. The&#13;
woodwork was painted leaden grey, and a yellow curtain hung inside the&#13;
window to screen the interior from the view of the public. The glass of&#13;
the door was whitened and "Entrée" written across it in black paint.&#13;
There were as many little tables, to hold two or four, as could be&#13;
crammed into the little room; the benches by the wall were covered with&#13;
black leather, the walls were grey, with wooden pegs all round on which&#13;
to hang hats and coats, and, here and there, notices on boards "La&#13;
Pipe est interdite." By the window was a long counter, on which were&#13;
bowls of salad and stacks of French loaves, and a metal coffee-making&#13;
machine. By this counter stood a plump Frenchwoman in black with an&#13;
apron, who shouted orders down a lift, and up the lift came presently&#13;
in response the dish called for. M. Brice, a little Frenchman with a&#13;
slight beard and wearing a grey cap, came and sat on a chair by the&#13;
table and told me who the star guests were amongst the people of all&#13;
nationalities who filled all the space on the chairs and benches. The&#13;
_chef d'orchestre_ of the Moore and Burgess Minstrels at St James's&#13;
Hall was one of the celebrities; another, a gentleman wearing a red&#13;
tie, was a journalist who contributed articles on Anarchists to&#13;
the newspapers; there were some Frenchmen who were big men in the&#13;
greengrocery line, and came over occasionally to Covent Garden; and&#13;
the greatest celebrity of all was a clean-shaven, prosperous-looking&#13;
person, the coachman of the Baron Alfred de Rothschild. My bill that&#13;
evening totalled 2s. 7d., and for this I obtained _hors d'œuvre_,&#13;
2d.; _pain_, 1d.; _potage, pâté d'Italie_, 2d.; _poisson_, 8d. (the&#13;
expensive dish of my dinner, turbot and caper sauce); _gigot haricot_,&#13;
6d.; an _omelette_, 4d.; cheese, 2d.; and a pint of claret, of which M.&#13;
Brice had purchased a supply at the sale of the surplus wines of the&#13;
Café Royal, which cost me no more than 6d.</p><p>The front of the Restaurant des Gourmets to-day stretches across three&#13;
of the houses in Lisle Street, and it has, besides the ground-floor&#13;
rooms, quite a spacious restaurant on the first floor, made by throwing&#13;
the three rooms of the houses into one. Its ground-floor front is&#13;
painted chocolate colour, and its principal entrance, between two&#13;
of the houses, is quite imposing, has little Noah's Ark trees and&#13;
a _chasseur_ in buttons, stationed there to direct visitors to the&#13;
different rooms and to call taxis. The staircase, with brass edges to&#13;
the steps and a brass rail, and with walls of white panelling, leads to&#13;
the restaurant upstairs, and a little pay-desk, with an opening like&#13;
those in a railway ticket office, faces one at the entrance, and it is&#13;
here that every visitor pays his bill as he goes out. I looked in at&#13;
all three downstairs rooms, which are bright with coloured papers on&#13;
their walls, and found all the tables occupied, before I went upstairs&#13;
into the larger restaurant. There I found a little table vacant, and&#13;
sat down at it with grim apprehension that I might have what scanty&#13;
hair I possess on the top of my head blown off, for just above it was&#13;
a large electric fan. It was, however, not necessary, the night being&#13;
cool, to set this going, and I ate my dinner in a calm atmosphere.</p><p>The Gourmets has become quite smart since Madame H. Cosson and her son&#13;
succeeded M. Brice in the proprietorship. The upstairs restaurant is&#13;
panelled with white woodwork above a green skirting, there are mirrors&#13;
in the panelling, and the range of windows looking out on to Lisle&#13;
Street have white lace curtains. There is a table in the middle of&#13;
the room, and upon it fruits and big-leaved plants and a basket with&#13;
bunches of grapes hung invitingly along the handle. Two big stands of&#13;
Austrian bent-wood for hats and coats are placed as sentinels on either&#13;
side of this table. There is a round-faced clock on the wall to tell&#13;
the time, and at intervals notices to say that all drinks must be paid&#13;
for in advance, which means, I suppose, that the Gourmets has not yet&#13;
obtained a wine and spirit licence. No notice forbidding pipes is now&#13;
necessary. The waiters in dress clothes and black ties bustle about,&#13;
and when I had given my order for _crème de laitue, cabillaud frit,&#13;
poulet au riz, sauce suprême,_ and pudding Gourmets, I looked round at&#13;
my fellow-guests to see if I could pick out any celebrities. There was&#13;
no M. Brice this time to act as a "Who's Who in Lisle Street," and most&#13;
of the people who were dining seemed to me to be young couples. Indeed&#13;
from the tables in my vicinity a painter could have limned a series of&#13;
pictures of the various stages of matrimony. At the table next to mine&#13;
sat a young couple who were still in the holding hands state of love,&#13;
who were thinking a great deal about each other and very little about&#13;
their dinner, and who ordered anything that the waiter suggested to&#13;
them; further on was a couple, each of whom was reading a newspaper,&#13;
and next to them again a young husband and wife, who had brought out&#13;
to dinner a pig-tailed little girl of six or seven, whose manners were&#13;
most admirable, for she bade the waiter "Good-night" when she went away&#13;
with all the grace of a duchess. Beyond these again was an elderly&#13;
couple, who sat together at one side of a table, an affectionate Darby&#13;
and Joan.</p><p>My soup when it came tasted rather too strongly of pepper, but the&#13;
fried cod was excellent. The _poulet au riz_ was all that it should be,&#13;
and the pudding Gourmets was a simple version of the well-known pudding&#13;
Diplomate.</p><p>Prices have gone up a little at the Gourmets since my first visit&#13;
there, owing, of course, to the general rise in the price of material.&#13;
I was charged 3d. for the soup, 6d. for the cod; I had rushed into wild&#13;
extravagance in ordering chicken, for that cost me 1s. 3d., and the&#13;
price of the pudding Gourmets was 4d.</p><p>XLVI</p><p>THE MAXIM RESTAURANT</p><p>There may not appear at first blush to be any close connection between&#13;
Wardour Street, that length of it which lies between Shaftesbury&#13;
Avenue and Coventry Street, and the pleasant Austrian watering-place&#13;
of Marienbad; but whenever I traverse the thoroughfare where the wax&#13;
figures simper in Clarkson's, the wig-maker's, windows, and where the&#13;
French library at one of the corners always keeps some passers-by in&#13;
front of it looking at the illustrated papers and post cards, the china&#13;
figures and the covers of the novels, there rises before me when I&#13;
come to the Maxim Restaurant a vision of hills covered with pine-woods&#13;
and of the Café Rubezahl, a castellated building of great red roofs&#13;
and turrets and spires, high up on the green hill-side, the café at&#13;
which the late King Edward often drank the good Austrian coffee of an&#13;
afternoon during his annual August trip to the town of healing waters.</p><p>The Rubezahl was, in an indirect manner, the parent of the&#13;
Restaurant Maxim in Wardour Street, for when the organisers of the&#13;
Austro-Hungarian Exhibition at Earl's Court cast about for attractions&#13;
which would be in keeping with the spirit of the exhibition it occurred&#13;
very naturally to them that an Austrian restaurant where the admirable&#13;
plain Austrian dishes could be eaten and where the Hungarian wines and&#13;
the cool beer of Pilsen could be drunk would be a pleasant novelty;&#13;
and such a restaurant was established opposite to the Welcome Club, and&#13;
was eminently successful. And to manage this restaurant the son-in-law&#13;
of the proprietor of the Rubezahl came from the Austrian Highlands,&#13;
and when King Edward lunched at the restaurant and was given a typical&#13;
Austrian meal of "cure food" he recognised M. Maximilian Lurion, the&#13;
manager, and chatted with him concerning Marienbad and the Rubezahl.&#13;
When Earl's Court had closed its doors for the winter M. Maxim Lurion&#13;
was not unwilling to stay in London, and he, in conjunction with a&#13;
British syndicate, thought that a site at the corners of Wardour and&#13;
Gerrard Streets, which was then in the market, would be a suitable&#13;
position for a restaurant. A small public-house carrying a licence&#13;
was included in the purchase, and when everything else on the site&#13;
was pulled down the business part of the old house of refreshment&#13;
stood, looking like a saloon of the Wild West, amidst the ruins. When&#13;
a name had to be found for the new restaurant, the shortened form of&#13;
M. Lurion's Christian name was chosen, and the building became the&#13;
Restaurant Maxim. No doubt Maxim's, in Paris, came by its name in a&#13;
like manner, for Maximilian is a very usual name in central and eastern&#13;
Europe.</p><p>Maxim's has always kept a clean face in a street not remarkable&#13;
for smartness, and its white exterior, the touches of gilding on&#13;
the wreaths that embellish its outer walls, its rows of mauresque&#13;
white-curtained narrow windows on the first floor, its turret domed&#13;
with silver, the flowers in its green and gold balconies, and the&#13;
commissionaire in a well-fitting coat who stands by the front door,&#13;
near the two large menus which set forth what is the dinner of the day,&#13;
make it a pleasant feature of the street.</p><p>When the Maxim was first opened M. Lurion took me over the&#13;
establishment from garret to basement, and showed me how the coffee is&#13;
made in Austria, though Austrian coffee never tastes so well in London&#13;
surroundings as it does under the little trees of the hill-side cafés&#13;
in Carlsbad or Marienbad, or in one of the open-air restaurants in the&#13;
Prater of Vienna. The Maxim, however, did not at first fulfil the hopes&#13;
of its promoters. Whether its name frightened people or whether it was&#13;
too ambitious in its aims I do not know, but it soon changed hands.</p><p>When one evening last summer I went to the Maxim to dine before going&#13;
to one of the theatres in Shaftesbury Avenue, I found M. Ducker, the&#13;
present manager, in the entrance hall near the cloak-room where hats&#13;
and coats are left, and he told me all about the varying fortunes of&#13;
the restaurant, who are its present proprietors, and of the struggle&#13;
that was necessary to bring it to its present state of prosperity,&#13;
for prosperous it now is, there being not a vacant table either on&#13;
the ground floor or the first floor when I came in. While I talked&#13;
to M. Ducker a couple, who had finished their dinner, rose from a&#13;
table by the brass ornamental rail surrounding the oval opening which&#13;
makes the restaurant on the first floor a balcony to the room below,&#13;
a waiter slipped a clean cloth on to the table, and in a few seconds&#13;
it was ready for my occupation. M. Ducker hoped I would have a good&#13;
dinner, and left me to the care of the _maître d'hôtel_, and as the&#13;
waiter covered the table with little dishes containing _hors d'œuvres_&#13;
I looked at the menu, at my surroundings, and at the company. This&#13;
was the menu of the half-crown dinner of the house, the arms of the&#13;
establishment, three stags' heads on a shield, with a boar's head as a&#13;
crest, and two stags as supporters, being at the top of the menu card:</p><p>Hors d'œuvre à la Russe.&#13;
                        Consommé Chiffonnette.&#13;
                          Crème Gentilhomme.&#13;
                      Suprême de Barbue Niçoise.&#13;
                   Carré de Pré-Salé Bourguignonne.&#13;
                           Pommes fondantes.&#13;
                         Poulet en Casserole.&#13;
                                Salade.&#13;
                           Glacé Chantilly.&#13;
                               Dessert.</p><p>In the upper restaurant of the Maxim, where I sat, the walls are&#13;
papered deep red, with white woodwork and white classic ornamentation.&#13;
There are mirrors on the walls, and on a large panel the arms of&#13;
the house are displayed in proper heraldic colours. The cut glass&#13;
electroliers, some hanging, some fixed to the ceiling, give light both&#13;
to the upper and lower restaurants. The lower restaurant is panelled&#13;
and is all white, red-shaded lamps on the tables and some palms making&#13;
a contrast of colour. Down in the basement is a grill-room. The chairs&#13;
are of white wood upholstered in green leather, and the carpets are a&#13;
deep rose in colour. The little string band of the establishment plays&#13;
in the upper restaurant, its leader, who is a talented violinist,&#13;
standing close by the brazen railing so that his music shall be as well&#13;
heard below as it is above.</p><p>Every table, as I have written, was occupied this evening in both the&#13;
stages of the restaurant. There are two circular lines of tables above,&#13;
one close to the railings, one against the walls, and the people who&#13;
sat at them belonged to all the various grades of respectable London.&#13;
At the table by the wall level with mine were a young man and a pretty&#13;
girl. He was smoking a cigarette, she was drinking a cup of coffee,&#13;
and they were evidently obtaining their evening's entertainment in&#13;
listening to the music. At the table beyond them were a little lady&#13;
whom I include amongst my pleasant acquaintances, her husband and a&#13;
friend. Four men, in dinner jackets and black ties, were at the table&#13;
beyond them, and then other couples, young and old, and other little&#13;
parties of three and four. Here and there were people, like myself,&#13;
dressed to go to a theatre; but the Maxim is in the land of Bohemia,&#13;
where there are no customs as to wearing clothes of ceremony. What&#13;
chiefly struck me as to the diners at the Maxim was that they were all&#13;
enjoying to the uttermost their half-crown's worth of dinner and music.&#13;
There were smiling faces at all the tables, and the applause at the&#13;
conclusion of each item of the band programme was very enthusiastic.&#13;
The eating of satisfactory food and the drinking of sound wine are&#13;
not the only dining pleasures that make glad the heart of an epicure,&#13;
and to be amongst people who are enjoying themselves thoroughly is a&#13;
delight that cannot be written down on a menu or contained between the&#13;
covers of a wine list.</p><p>To come to the important matter of the dinner I ate at the Maxim, the&#13;
_crème gentilhomme_, a thick green soup, flavoured, I fancy, with&#13;
spinach, was excellent, and there was no fault to find with the fish&#13;
and its pink accompaniment of tomatoes and shrimps. When I came to the&#13;
next course a strange thing happened. I had noticed, and appreciated as&#13;
a special personal compliment, the presence of a jar of caviare amongst&#13;
the _hors d'œuvres_; but when, instead of _pré-salé_ mutton, a tender&#13;
_tournedos_ of beef was put before me, a great fear came upon me that&#13;
I was eating somebody else's specially ordered dinner, perhaps that&#13;
of the manager himself. On consideration, when a plump roast chicken&#13;
was brought me instead of a portion of the bird _en casserole_, I&#13;
came to the conclusion that the manager had conspired with the cook&#13;
to give me more than my half-crown's worth of food, and when a noble&#13;
bowl of _fraises Melba_ was placed before me instead of the small&#13;
_glacé Chantilly_ I felt sure that I had been put on the "most-favoured&#13;
nation" basis. But this overkindness was not needed, for, watching my&#13;
neighbours, I saw that the mutton they ate looked toothsome; I would&#13;
just as soon have been served my wing of a chicken from a white-metal&#13;
_casserole_ as from a plate, and I am quite sure that the temptation&#13;
to eat too many strawberries and ice brought me near the deadly sin of&#13;
greediness.</p><p>To anyone making a dining tour of the restaurants of London, I commend&#13;
the Maxim Restaurant as a bright and cheerful place, in a neighbourhood&#13;
where brightness is not the rule, where good-tempered, pleasant diners&#13;
appreciate the food and the music they get for their half-crowns.</p><p>XLVII</p><p>BIRCH'S</p><p>No. 15 Cornhill, which dates back to about 1700, is a little slip of&#13;
a building, old-fashioned in appearance and tall in comparison to its&#13;
breadth, its ground area being just fifteen feet by thirty. This is&#13;
Birch's, the famous little pastry-cook's shop, which for years almost&#13;
unnumbered has supplied the Lord Mayor's Mansion House banquets and the&#13;
great feasts at the Guildhall.</p><p>Its ground floor has an old-fashioned carved front with three windows&#13;
with little panes, one of ground glass in the centre of each window&#13;
setting forth that soups, ices and wine are to be obtained within.&#13;
The woodwork of the front is curiously carved, the carving having&#13;
reappeared in recent years, when coat after coat of paint was taken&#13;
off, a section of the various layers being of as many colours as&#13;
a Neapolitan ice. The double door of the little shop, unusual in&#13;
shape, also has glass panels. There used to be on the woodwork of&#13;
the door an old brass plate on which, in letters almost worn out by&#13;
constant rubbing, the name of the proprietor was given as Birch, late&#13;
Hornton. But some young bloods one night screwed this off and it has&#13;
disappeared. Through the glass windows can be seen many wedding cakes,&#13;
biscuits in tall glass cylinders and a royal crown which was probably&#13;
part of the table decorations at some great feast.</p><p>The little shop has an atmosphere of its own. Directly one goes into&#13;
it one smells the good scent of turtle soup and Old Madeira, with an&#13;
added aroma of puff pastry. The shop is divided into two parts by an&#13;
open screen, and a counter runs its full length. There are old black&#13;
bottles in glass cupboards, and decanters on shelves, and an old clock.&#13;
The floor is saw-dusted, and men in white aprons bustle about attending&#13;
to the wants of the customers. Tray after tray of pastry of all kinds&#13;
is put on the counter and cleared within a few minutes of their&#13;
appearance. Dignified City men, plate in hand, jostle each other to get&#13;
a first chance at the macaroons, to obtain a still smoking bun, or a&#13;
three-cornered puff fresh from the oven. Plates of sandwiches are put&#13;
before customers to disappear with great rapidity. Whiskies and sodas,&#13;
glasses of Old Madeira or Port or East Indian Sherry seem to be the&#13;
favourite drinks. When a customer has eaten all he wants and drunk all&#13;
he wants, he tells an amiable lady in black what he has taken, and she,&#13;
being a lightning calculator, tells him in reply what he has to pay.</p><p>The soup-room on the first floor, to which a flight of narrow little&#13;
steps ascends, has a calmer atmosphere. Here, in a room with walls&#13;
the paper of which has been turned to a deep amber tint by the London&#13;
atmosphere, gentlemen sup, sitting down, their plates of turtle soup or&#13;
oxtail, and drink their wine with dignified composure. There are tall&#13;
white wedding cakes under glasses in this room also. The servitors in&#13;
white aprons are busy in the soup-room, though not quite as busy as&#13;
downstairs amongst the jam puffs.</p><p>Up yet another Jacob's ladder of stairs is the ladies' room, which&#13;
I fancy is used as a chapel of ease for the soup-room, though it is&#13;
said that rich old widow ladies going quarterly to draw their income&#13;
from the Bank of England always go into Birch's for a plate of turtle&#13;
soup and a glass of sherry. Yet one flight of stairs higher is the&#13;
office of the firm of Messrs Ring and Brymer, who have owned Birch's&#13;
since 1836. In this room, in old leather-covered books, are wonderful&#13;
records of hecatombs of baked meats and roasted fowl served at City&#13;
banquets without end. The two oldest members of the firm have died of&#13;
late years. These two old gentlemen, Mr Ring and Mr Brymer, who looked&#13;
like archdeacons in mufti, and had exactly the right dignity for men&#13;
who provide and control the Lord Mayor's feasts, had both a wonderful&#13;
memory for banquets that the firm had provided. I happened to mention&#13;
one day in their presence that a forbear of mine, a banker and brewer,&#13;
Alderman Newnham, had been Lord Mayor of London, and at once they said&#13;
that in their books were the details of a feast given by the worthy&#13;
old gentleman when he was sheriff, and taking down an old volume they&#13;
showed me how many gallons of turtle soup, the number of sirloins of&#13;
beef, and the quantity of fair white chickens, orange jellies and plum&#13;
puddings that the old alderman paid for. It is a very cosy little room&#13;
in which to lunch, this office of the firm, and the turtle soup, with&#13;
its great squares of turtle flesh in it, a sole Colbert, a grouse pie,&#13;
angels on horseback, and a big helping of that wonderful orange jelly,&#13;
a clouded delicacy that has the flavour of the orange stronger than any&#13;
other jelly made by any other pastry-cook, and which is a speciality&#13;
of the house, taste all the better for being eaten in the little room&#13;
on the walls of which are old Guildhall menus and old pictures of City&#13;
feasts and portraits of city celebrities, and many letters from the&#13;
great panjandrums of City companies, giving praise to Messrs Ring and&#13;
Brymer for the excellence of the banquets supplied by them.</p><p>All the preparations for a Guildhall or a Company banquet, except&#13;
the cooking that goes on in the kitchens of the halls, used to be&#13;
made in the kitchens below No. 15 Cornhill, and the houses on either&#13;
side of it, and it used to be one of the free afternoon sights of the&#13;
City to see the kitchen-men carrying out through the little entrance&#13;
door the soup and the pastry, the jellies and the cakes for a City&#13;
banquet. When two great insurance offices squeezed in on either side of&#13;
the pastry-cook's shop, Messrs Ring and Brymer had to look for other&#13;
kitchens, and they now have a house in Bunhill Row, where on the top&#13;
storey there is a great kitchen for the cooking of the soup and other&#13;
delicacies, and where in the basement the turtles spend their last sad&#13;
days before being butchered to make a Lord Mayor's holiday. At Bunhill&#13;
Row there is also a cosy little office with the arms of many of the&#13;
City companies as its wall ornaments.</p><p>Old Tom Birch, who was the second of his line, the son of Lucas Birch&#13;
who succeeded the Hornton dynasty, was a man of many interests and a&#13;
great celebrity of the City. His Christian name was Samuel, but he was&#13;
"Tom" in the mouths of all City men. He was Lord Mayor of London in&#13;
1814, the only pastry-cook who has ever attained to that high dignity.&#13;
He was a great orator, and an enthusiastic supporter of Pitt; he was&#13;
Lieut.-Colonel of the first regiment of Loyal London Volunteers raised&#13;
at the time of the French Revolution, and he wrote several comedies&#13;
which were performed at Covent Garden and Drury Lane. There is still&#13;
extant a song of the day, which no doubt in its time had a great&#13;
success in City circles, in which a Frenchman coming to London, and&#13;
being taken round the sights, is surprised to learn that the colonel of&#13;
a regiment he sees on parade is old Tom Birch, the pastry-cook; that a&#13;
governor holding forth to the boys at St Paul's School; that an orator&#13;
in the Guildhall; and that the author of a comedy at Covent Garden, are&#13;
all one and the same estimable old Tom.</p><p>A Lord Mayor's Guildhall banquet to-day has all the same outward&#13;
pomp and gorgeousness that it had eighty or a hundred years ago.&#13;
But a Lord Mayor's banquet, so far as good things to eat and to&#13;
drink are concerned, is absolutely different to-day from what it was&#13;
half-a-century ago. This is the menu of the feast that Messrs Ring and&#13;
Brymer provided on Lord Mayor's day 1913 for the Guildhall banquet. The&#13;
baron of beef is, of course, just as much a civic dish as is the turtle&#13;
soup, but the dinner is, on the whole, quite a light one:</p><p>Turtle. Clear Turtle.&#13;
                      Fillets of Turbot Duglère.&#13;
                            Lobster Mousse.&#13;
                  Turban of Sweetbread and Truffles.&#13;
                            Baron of Beef.&#13;
                                Salad.&#13;
                        Casserole of Partridge.&#13;
                            Cutlets Royale.&#13;
                               Tongues.&#13;
                             Orange Jelly.&#13;
                  Italian Creams. Strawberry Creams.&#13;
                           Maids of Honour.&#13;
                           Princess Pastry.&#13;
                            Ices. Dessert.</p><p>The wines for this occasion were: Punch. Sherry--Gonzalez.&#13;
Hock--Rüdesheim. Champagne--Clicquot, 1904; Bollinger, 1904.&#13;
Moselle--Scharzberger. Claret--La Rose, 1899. Port--Dow's, 1896.&#13;
Bénédictine. Grande Chartreuse. Perrier. The cost of the dinner,&#13;
including wine, came to about two guineas a head.</p><p>And now as a contrast I give you the menu of the banquet given in the&#13;
Guildhall on Lord Mayor's Day, 1837. This was a Royal entertainment.&#13;
The menu is a yard in length, and it comprises the dishes at the Royal&#13;
table and the general bill of fare as well. I only give you the dishes&#13;
served at the Royal table, which form an extraordinary mass of flesh,&#13;
of fish, fruit, fowl, in season and out of season. The buffet, no&#13;
doubt, held the dishes for which there was not room on the table. The&#13;
wines served at this banquet are put down simply as Champagne, Hock,&#13;
Claret, Burgundy, Madeira, Port, Sherry:</p><p>THREE POTAGES.&#13;
                    Potage de Tortue à l'Anglaise.&#13;
                         Consommé de Volaille.&#13;
                         Potage à la Brunoise.</p><p>THREE PLATS DE POISSON.&#13;
                Turbot bouilli garni aux Merlans frits.&#13;
                     Rougets farcis à la Villeroi.&#13;
                  Saumon bouilli garni aux Eperlans.</p><p>THREE RELEVÉS.&#13;
        Poulets bouillis, aux Langues de Veau Glacés, garnis de&#13;
                       Croustade à la Macédoine.&#13;
            Noix de Veau en Daube décorée à la Bohémienne.&#13;
                Filet de Bœuf à la Sanglier en Chasse.</p><p>EIGHT ENTREMETS.&#13;
           Ris d'Agneau piqués à la Turque aux petits Pois.&#13;
                Sauté de filets de Faisans aux Truffes.&#13;
               Pâté chaud aux Bécassines à l'Italienne.&#13;
             Casserole de pieds d'Agneau aux Champignons.&#13;
 Sultanne de filets de Soles à la Hollandaise, garnis aux Ecrevisses.&#13;
                  Timbale de Volaille à la Dauphine.&#13;
                 Filets de Lièvre confis aux Tomates.&#13;
                  Côtelettes de Perdreaux au Suprême.</p><p>BUFFET.&#13;
                          Potage à la Turque.&#13;
                          Hochepot de Faisan.&#13;
                        Tranches de Cabillaud.&#13;
                            Eperlans frits.&#13;
                            Langue de Bœuf.&#13;
                        Jambon à la Jardinière.&#13;
                        Bœuf rôti. Mouton rôti.&#13;
                     Agneau rôti. Agneau bouilli.&#13;
                          Hanche de Venaison.&#13;
                  Pierre grillé au Vin de Champagne,&#13;
                       Petit Pâtés aux Huîtres.&#13;
                              Croquettes.&#13;
                  Côtelettes d'Agneau aux Concombres.&#13;
                Dindon rôti aux Truffes à l'Espagnole.</p><p>SECOND SERVICE.</p><p>THREE PLATS DE RÔTI.&#13;
                               Faisans.&#13;
                               Bécasses.&#13;
                              Cercelles.</p><p>THREE RELEVÉS.&#13;
                          Souflet de Vanille.&#13;
                        Pommes à la Portugaise.&#13;
                        Gaufres à la Flamande.</p><p>FOUR PÂTISSERIES MONTÉES.&#13;
         Vase en Croquante garni de Pâtisserie aux Confitures.&#13;
               Fontaine Grecque, garnie aux petit-choux.&#13;
                  Vase de Beurre frais aux Crevettes.&#13;
         Fontaine Royale garnie de Pâtisserie à la Genévoise.</p><p>TWELVE ENTREMETS.&#13;
                        Crème d'Ananas garnie.&#13;
             Gelée au Vin de Champagne garnie aux fruits.&#13;
                        Homards à la Rémoulade.&#13;
                    Mayonnaise de Poulet à l'Aspic.&#13;
             Fanchonettes d'Orange, garnies aux Pistaches.&#13;
                Compôte des Pêches, en petits Panniers.&#13;
                  Tartelettes aux Cerises, en Nougat.&#13;
               Petites Coupes d'Amarids à la Chantilly.&#13;
                   Culs d'Artichauts en Mayonnaise.&#13;
                  Anguille au Beurre de Montpellier.&#13;
                     Gelée au Marasquin, décorée.&#13;
         Gâteaux de Pommes en Mosaïque, à la Crème d'Abricot.</p><p>BUFFET.&#13;
                            Poulets rôtis.&#13;
                          Bécassines rôties.&#13;
                        Canards Sauvages rôtis.&#13;
                          Tourte aux Pommes.&#13;
                          Tourte aux Cerises.&#13;
                          Beignets de Pommes.&#13;
                          Fondu de Parmesan.&#13;
                          Trifle à la Crème.&#13;
                             Plum Pudding.&#13;
                              Mince Pies.</p><p>No wonder our grandfathers mostly died of apoplexy!</p><p>XLVIII</p><p>A CITY BANQUET</p><p>THE MERCERS' HALL</p><p>I do not think that of all the dinners I have eaten with various&#13;
hospitable City Companies in their halls I could select a more&#13;
representative one than one I ate with the Mercers. That we drank 1884&#13;
Pommery at the banquet shows that it did not take place yesterday.</p><p>*       *       *       *       *</p><p>If there was one City Company that I was anxious to dine with it&#13;
was the Mercers, for most of my forebears had been of the guild. My&#13;
great-great-uncle, who was Lord Mayor and an M.P., and who fell into&#13;
unpopularity because he advocated paying the debts of George IV., was&#13;
a Mercer; my great-uncle was in his turn Master of the Company, and my&#13;
grandfather, who was a very peppery and litigious old gentleman, has&#13;
left many pamphlets in which he tried to make it warm for everybody&#13;
all round because he was not raised to the Court of Assistants when&#13;
he thought he should have been. I had looked out Mercers' Hall in&#13;
the Directory, and found its position put down as 4 Ironmonger Lane,&#13;
Cheapside; so a few minutes before seven o'clock, the hour at which&#13;
we were bidden to the feast, I found my way from Moorgate Street&#13;
Station to Ironmonger Lane, and there asked a policeman which was the&#13;
Mercers' Company Hall. He looked at me a little curiously and pointed&#13;
to some great gates, with a lamp above them, enshrined in a rather&#13;
dingy portal. I passed a fountain, of which two cherubs held the jet&#13;
and three stone cranes contemplated the water in the basin, and found&#13;
myself in a great pillared space. A servant in a brown livery, of whom&#13;
I asked my way, pointed to some steps and said something about hurrying&#13;
up. At the top of the steps a door led me into a passage, on either&#13;
side of which were sitting gentlemen in dress clothes. I looked at them&#13;
and they looked at me, and I thought for a second that the Mercers'&#13;
guests were rather a queer lot; and then the true inwardness of the&#13;
situation burst on me. I had come in by the waiters' door.</p><p>I was soon put right, my hat and coat taken from me, and my card of&#13;
invitation placed in the hands of a Master of the Ceremonies, who in&#13;
due time presented me to the Master, to the Senior Warden, and to the&#13;
House Warden, who stood in a line, arrayed in garments of purple velvet&#13;
and fur, and received their guests.</p><p>The ceremony of introduction over, I was able to look around me and&#13;
found myself in a drawing-room that took one away from the roar of&#13;
Cheapside to some old Venetian Palace. The painted ceilings, the&#13;
many-coloured marbles, the carved wood, the gilding and inlaying make&#13;
the Mercers' drawing-room as princely a chamber as I have ever seen.</p><p>While the guests assembled my host's sons took me away into another&#13;
room, which, with its long table, might have been a council chamber of&#13;
some Doge, and here were hung portraits of the most distinguished of&#13;
the Mercers. Dick Whittington looked down from a gilt frame, and so&#13;
did Sir Thomas Gresham, and there was Roundell Palmer in his judge's&#13;
robes. But, preceded by someone in robes carrying a staff of office,&#13;
the Master was going into the hall, and the guests streamed after him.&#13;
"It only dates from after the Fire," said my host, as I gazed in&#13;
admiration at the magnificent proportions of this banqueting-house,&#13;
the oak almost black with age, relieved by the colours of the banners&#13;
that hang from the walls, by the portraits of worthies, by some noble&#13;
painted windows, by the line of escutcheons which run round the room,&#13;
bearing the arms of the Past-Masters of the Company, and by the&#13;
carved panels, into all but two of which Grinling Gibbons threw his&#13;
genius, while the two new ones compare not unfavourably with the old.&#13;
At the far end of the hall is a musicians' gallery of carved oak. A&#13;
bronze Laocoon wrestles with his snakes at one side of the hall, and&#13;
on the other, on a mantel of red marble, a great clock is flanked by&#13;
two bronzes. Three long tables run up the room to the high table, at&#13;
the centre of which is the Master's chair, and behind this chair is&#13;
piled on the sideboard the Company's plate. And some of the plate is&#13;
magnificent. There are the old silver salt-cellars, there are great&#13;
silver tankards, gold salvers, and the gold cup given to the Mercers by&#13;
the Bank of England and the Lee cup and an ornamental tun and waggon,&#13;
the first of which is valued at £7000 and the second at £10,000.</p><p>"Pray, silence for grace," came in the deep bass tones of the&#13;
toast-master from behind the Master's chair, and then all of us settled&#13;
down to a contemplation of the menu and to a view of our fellow-guests.</p><p>This was the dinner that Messrs Ring and Brymer, who cater for the&#13;
Mercers, put upon the table:</p><p>Tortue. Tortue claire.&#13;
                         Consommé printanière.</p><p>Salade de filets de soles à la russe.&#13;
                         Saumon. Sauce homard.&#13;
                             Blanchaille.</p><p>Ortolans en caisse.&#13;
                   Mousse de foie gras aux truffes.</p><p>Ponche à la Romaine.</p><p>Hanches de venaison.&#13;
                           Selles de mouton.</p><p>Canetons.&#13;
                           Poulets de grain.&#13;
                           Langues de bœuf.&#13;
                        Jambons de Cumberland.&#13;
                        Crevettes en serviette.</p><p>Macédoines de fruits.&#13;
                         Gelées aux liqueurs.&#13;
                         Meringues à la crème.</p><p>Bombe glacé.</p><p>Quenelles au parmesan.</p><p>WINES.&#13;
                               _Madeira.&#13;
                        Hock. Steinberg_, 1883.&#13;
                   _Sauterne. Château Yquem_, 1887.&#13;
                      _Champagne. Pommery_, 1884.&#13;
                     _Burgundy. Chambertin_, 1881.&#13;
                    _Claret. Château Latour_, 1875.&#13;
                             _Port_. 1863.</p><p>I always rather dread the length of a City dinner, but in the case&#13;
of the Mercers a happy compromise seems to have been arrived at,&#13;
the dinner being important enough to be styled a banquet, and not&#13;
so long as to be wearying. Messrs Ring and Brymer's cook is to be&#13;
congratulated, too, for his _mousse de foie gras_ was admirable.</p><p>There were some distinguished guests at the high table. At the far end,&#13;
where the Senior Warden sat, there were little splashes of colour from&#13;
the ribbons of orders worn round the neck, and the sparkle of stars&#13;
under the lapels of dress-coats.</p><p>The Master had on his right a well-known baronet, and on his left a&#13;
special correspondent who had just returned from the Far East, where&#13;
for a time he was a prisoner of war. Next to him was an ex-M.P. and&#13;
next to him again one of the House of Commons--an Irish Q.C., with&#13;
clean-shaven, powerful face.</p><p>At the long tables sat as proper a set of gentlemen as ever gathered to&#13;
a feast; but with no special characteristics to distinguish them from&#13;
any other great assemblage. The snow-white hair of a clergyman told out&#13;
vividly against the background of old oak, and a miniature volunteer&#13;
officer's decoration caught my eye as I looked down the table.</p><p>The dinner ended, the toast-master's work began again, and first from&#13;
the gold loving-cup and from two copies of it, the stems of which are&#13;
said to have been candlesticks used when Queen Elizabeth visited the&#13;
Company, we drank to each other "across and across the table." The&#13;
taste of the liquor in the cup was not familiar to me, and when my host&#13;
told me how it was compounded I was not surprised. It is a mixture of&#13;
many wines, with a dash of strong beer.</p><p>Grace was sung by a quartet in the musicians' gallery, and then the&#13;
company settled down to listen to speeches interspersed with song. By&#13;
each guest was placed a little cigar-case, within it two cigars; but&#13;
these were not to be smoked yet awhile. While we sipped the '63 Port,&#13;
we listened to an M.P. as he responded for "The Houses of Parliament."&#13;
Later the Irish Q.C., who spoke for "The Visitors," caught up the ball&#13;
of fun, and tossed it to and fro, and charming ladies and mere men&#13;
sang songs and quartets, and my host told me, in the intervals, of&#13;
the great store of the old Clarets and Ports that the Mercers had in&#13;
their cellars, which was enough to make a lover of good wine covet his&#13;
neighbour's goods. And still later, after the cigars had filled the&#13;
drawing-room with a light grey mist, I went forth, this time down the&#13;
grand oaken staircase, with its lions clasping escutcheons. I passed&#13;
into Cheapside with a very lively sense of gratitude to the Mercers in&#13;
general, and my hospitable host in particular.</p><p>XLIX</p><p>THE CAVENDISH HOTEL</p><p>A GREAT BRITISH WOMAN COOK</p><p>Often enough during the past quarter of a century I have heard&#13;
some hostess say reassuringly to someone whom she had asked to a&#13;
dinner-party to meet someone else of the first importance: "Mrs Lewis&#13;
is coming to cook the dinner." That short sentence has meant a great&#13;
deal, for Mrs Lewis is the most celebrated woman cook that this or&#13;
probably any other age has produced. I do not even except the great Mrs&#13;
Glasse. If in England there was a _cordon-bleu_ for women cooks Mrs&#13;
Lewis would be a Grand Officer of the Order.</p><p>She is the proprietress of the Cavendish Hotel, which occupies three&#13;
houses, 81 to 83 Jermyn Street, and it was to Jermyn Street that I&#13;
went to make her acquaintance. I waited in the tea-room of the hotel,&#13;
a room, round the walls of which hangs a line of photographs of some&#13;
of the great ones of the world, and I wondered what kind of a lady it&#13;
might be that I was presently going to meet, for though I had tasted&#13;
Mrs Rosa Lewis's handiwork often enough I had never set eyes on her in&#13;
the flesh.</p><p>Somehow my ideas of a successful petticoated ruler of the kitchen have&#13;
always been associated with portliness, majesty, black silk, a heavy&#13;
gold chain and cameo jewellery. I think that a boyish remembrance&#13;
of my mother's cook in her church-going attire must have left this&#13;
impression on my mind. But these vague ideas were shattered and sent&#13;
spinning into space when into the tea-room came a slim, graceful lady&#13;
with a pretty oval face and charming eyes, and hair just touched with&#13;
grey. She was wearing a knitted pink silk coat, and one of those long&#13;
light chains that mere men believe were intended to support muffs.&#13;
She was arm in arm with one of the prettiest of the young comediennes&#13;
of to-day, and when she told me that amongst the people she had asked&#13;
to lunch was an ex-Great Officer of the Household, a young officer of&#13;
cavalry, and an American editor, I began to feel that at last I was&#13;
moving in Court circles, and instead of formulating the questions that&#13;
I intended to ask about cookery began to babble of great houses and&#13;
coroneted personages just as though I was a newsman getting together my&#13;
column of society gossip.</p><p>[Illustration: MRS. LEWIS]</p><p>But Mrs Lewis brought me back to Jermyn Street and my object in going&#13;
there by telling me at the lunch-table in the grey dining-room that&#13;
all the members of her kitchen brigade are girls, that she was going&#13;
presently to take me down to show me them at work, and that Margaret,&#13;
who is twenty-six years old, was responsible for the lunch we were&#13;
going to eat, even to the _pommes soufflés_, and she further declared&#13;
her entire belief that it was more satisfactory to have an accomplished&#13;
woman cook than an accomplished chef in a kitchen; for the women are&#13;
more resourceful, are less apt to make difficulties, and grumble less&#13;
at their work, but that, on the other hand, they are as a rule more&#13;
extravagant than the men cooks, for they do not understand the economic&#13;
side of kitchen finance.</p><p>And very excellent indeed Margaret's handiwork proved to be. Our first&#13;
dish was of grilled oysters and celery root on thin silver skewers,&#13;
and then came one of those delicious quail puddings which are one&#13;
of Mrs Lewis's inventions and for which King Edward had a special&#13;
liking. There was a whole quail under the paste cover for everyone at&#13;
table, with a wonderful gravy, to the making of which go all sorts&#13;
of good things and which when it has soaked into the bottom layer of&#13;
paste makes that not the least delicate part of the dish. Had not a&#13;
turn of the conversation taken Mrs Lewis off to a description of how&#13;
beautiful the twins just born to a member of the aristocracy are, I&#13;
should have liked to have heard more concerning King Edward's tastes&#13;
in cookery, for no one, except, perhaps, M. Ménager, who was his&#13;
Majesty's chef, knew them better than did Mrs Lewis, to whom many an&#13;
anxious hostess entertaining Royalty for the first time has looked as&#13;
her sheet-anchor. A turn of the conversation brought up the name of the&#13;
Duke of Connaught, who, I know, has the same admiration for Mrs Lewis's&#13;
handiwork that the late King so often expressed. Another appreciative&#13;
monarch for whose appetite Mrs Lewis has catered is the Kaiser, for she&#13;
ruled the kitchen at Highcliffe Castle during the Emperor's stay there&#13;
of three weeks. A personal gift of jewellery marked H.I.M.'s approval.</p><p>Mrs Lewis lays it down that three dishes are the right number at any&#13;
lunch, for she, like all other really great authorities on gastronomy,&#13;
is opposed to a long menu; but she, as great authorities sometimes do,&#13;
broke her own rule in giving us, after the quail pie, a dish of chicken&#13;
wings in bread-crumbs and kidneys before the pears and pancakes,&#13;
an admirable combination, with which our lunch ended. After lunch&#13;
Mrs Lewis took the little gathering that had congregated about the&#13;
lunch-table for coffee down in the lift to her kitchen, a splendidly&#13;
airy and spacious one, running the full length of the three houses,&#13;
and with its windows opening out on a courtyard at the back. It is as&#13;
cheerful and light and as well ventilated a kitchen as I have seen&#13;
anywhere. The rooms which should be cold for the keeping of provisions&#13;
are just at the right temperature, the lines of pots and pans shine&#13;
brilliantly, and bustling about were half-a-dozen girls of all ages,&#13;
from the light-haired Margaret, head of the kitchen, to a little girl&#13;
of fourteen, the youngest recruit, all wearing the white caps that&#13;
men cooks wear, which form a very becoming head-dress. And Mrs Lewis,&#13;
talking of "my girls," as she calls them, told me that she was a year&#13;
younger than the youngest of them when she first, with a pig-tail of&#13;
hair down her back, began to learn the art of cookery in the kitchen&#13;
of the Comtesse de Paris, and she added that she could show me the&#13;
character she received from her first place when, as a beginner, she&#13;
was earning the large sum of a shilling a week. Her second place was&#13;
with the Duc d'Aumale at Chantilly, and the first kitchen over which&#13;
she had complete rule was that of the Duc d'Orléans, when he was at&#13;
Sandhurst. She at one time controlled the kitchen of White's Club, and&#13;
Mr Astor, both at Hever and in London, puts his kitchens in Mrs Lewis's&#13;
charge when he gives his great parties.</p><p>No cook with her training completed leaves Mrs Lewis's kitchen for&#13;
another place at less than £100 a year, but her girls are never anxious&#13;
to go elsewhere, which I can quite understand, for they seemed a very&#13;
happy family down in that cheerful, airy kitchen.</p><p>And presently in the tea-room I gained Mrs Lewis's undivided attention&#13;
for a minute or two and drew from her some opinions as to the changes&#13;
in dinners that she had noticed since she first began to rule the&#13;
roast. One difference is a matter of finance, that people in Victorian&#13;
days were quite content to pay three guineas a head for a dinner, but&#13;
that now hostesses bargain that their dinners shall not cost them more&#13;
than a guinea a head. Dinners have become much shorter, but people&#13;
in society have a greater knowledge of gastronomy than they used to&#13;
possess. In past days a small jar of compressed caviare was all that&#13;
was needed for a dinner-party; nowadays a large bowl or jar of the&#13;
fresh unpressed caviare is required. People were satisfied at one time&#13;
with half a stuffed quail, but now a whole roasted quail is the least&#13;
that can be set before any one person. Again, in times now past, a&#13;
sliced truffle went a long way, whereas now each individual guest likes&#13;
to have a whole truffle "as big as your fist" offered her or him.</p><p>And, making the most of my opportunity, I asked Mrs Lewis what was&#13;
the time-table of her day when she went out to cook one of those&#13;
dinners that have made her so famous. It is a very long day's work.&#13;
She is at the market at five A.M. to buy her material; at seven her&#13;
staff is ready to help her in her own kitchen, and she begins with the&#13;
last dishes of the dinner, preparing the sweets and ices; next she&#13;
turns to the cleaning and preparation of the vegetables, and then to&#13;
the materials for the soup and the making of the cold dishes. By one&#13;
o'clock the meats and birds are all prepared for the cooking, and at&#13;
six all the things to be cooked at the house where the dinner is to be&#13;
given are put in hampers and taken over there.</p><p>To step for an evening into command of a kitchen, very often over the&#13;
heads of one or two men cooks, is not always an unmixed pleasure, and&#13;
Mrs Lewis, who has a very keen sense of humour, told me some of her&#13;
experiences in some kitchens which will make very amusing reading if&#13;
ever she writes her reminiscences, as she should do. Sometimes she is&#13;
asked to build up a tent for some great dinner, which she is ready&#13;
to do, and she often furnishes it, and ornaments its walls with china&#13;
and pictures. Sometimes when a host or hostess wishes to entertain&#13;
many guests to dinner and a ball Mrs Lewis takes a big vacant house&#13;
and furnishes it for one night, in all the rooms that are seen, as&#13;
completely as though its owners were still occupying it. "I have made&#13;
almost as much in the past year out of my gold chairs and my china as&#13;
I have out of my pots and pans," she told me. She has a little army of&#13;
devoted waiters who have been at her call for twenty years and who are&#13;
always ready to serve under her banner.</p><p>A menu of one of Mrs Lewis's ball suppers, at Surrey House, may well&#13;
find a place here. She, I believe, first made the great discovery that&#13;
young men who have danced an evening through prefer eggs and bacon and&#13;
Lager beer in the small hours of the morning to _pâté de foie gras_ and&#13;
champagne:</p><p>_Chaud_.&#13;
                         Consommé de Volaille.&#13;
                          Cailles Schnitten.&#13;
                        Poussin à la Richelieu.&#13;
                   Poulet grillé, Pommes soufflées.</p><p>_Froid._&#13;
                Petites Crabes. Homard. Truite au Bleu.&#13;
                          Poularde en Gelée.&#13;
                         Dindonneaux Hezedia.&#13;
                       Canard pressé en Parfait.&#13;
                       Bœuf et Agneau à la Mode.&#13;
                    Mousse de Jambon en Belle-Veu.&#13;
                               Asperges.&#13;
                     Fraises du Bois Monte Carlo.&#13;
                          Mélange de Fruits.&#13;
                              Pâtisserie.&#13;
                      Café Noir (à deux heures).&#13;
                      Grenouilles à la Lyonnaise.&#13;
                         Œufs pochés au Lard.&#13;
                           Rognons grillés.&#13;
                         Pilsener Lager Beer.</p><p>She has cooked dinners for the regiments of the Household Cavalry&#13;
when they entertained a sovereign; when a good fellow, now dead, kept&#13;
open-house for all his friends in the club-room during Warwick Races,&#13;
Mrs Lewis undertook the difficult task of providing the best of lunches&#13;
for an unknown number, and she has contracted for many of the feasts of&#13;
the great Government Departments.</p><p>Mrs Lewis has the artist's appreciation of a critical judgment of her&#13;
handiwork, but to cook a dinner for people who cannot understand its&#13;
excellences is, in her opinion, like "feeding pigs on mushrooms." There&#13;
is not one iota of jealousy in Mrs Lewis, for when I told her that&#13;
in my opinion she held, as a woman ruler of the kitchen, a parallel&#13;
position to that which M. Escoffier holds as a man, she told me how&#13;
much she admires the great French Maître-Chef, not only as a great&#13;
cook, but as a great gentleman.</p><p>Before I left the Cavendish Hotel Mrs Lewis showed me some of the&#13;
rooms, and when I was loud in praise of the perfect taste and the happy&#13;
combination she has achieved of keeping all the charm of the fine&#13;
old chambers and yet adding to them all the modern conveniences, she&#13;
laughed, told me that she had been her own architect, added that it was&#13;
not an expensive education that had enabled her to do all this, and&#13;
likened herself in her apprentice years to the little girl of fourteen&#13;
whom we had seen down in the kitchen.</p><p>L</p><p>THE RÉUNION DES GASTRONOMES</p><p>Of clubs formed for the noble purpose of eating good dinners--clubs&#13;
that have no club-houses--there are very many. Sometimes there is a&#13;
literary tinge as an excuse for the dinners, sometimes a Bohemian,&#13;
sometimes a Masonic. But there are two dining clubs that deserve&#13;
especial recognition in a Gourmet's Guide, for they are clubs of&#13;
professional gourmets whose business concerns the organisation of good&#13;
feeding. One of these clubs, which held its annual dinner this year&#13;
in the new banqueting-room of the Piccadilly Hotel, is the Réunion&#13;
des Gastronomes. This association consists of proprietors, managing&#13;
directors and managers of hotels, restaurants and clubs. It holds&#13;
meetings to discuss and take action in all matters which concern the&#13;
prosperity and welfare of the gastronomic art, and once a year its&#13;
members and their guests banquet at one of the hotels or restaurants&#13;
which are represented by members of the Réunion. I have been fortunate&#13;
enough to be a guest of late years at many of these banquets, and look&#13;
back with pleasure to the feasts held at the Hyde Park Hotel, at the&#13;
Café Royal, at Prince's Restaurant, and other temples of gastronomy.</p><p>Two lifts take banqueters down from the entrance hall of the Piccadilly&#13;
Hotel to the ante-chamber of the new banqueting-room somewhere down&#13;
in the bowels of the earth. The new rooms are below the grill-room,&#13;
and the Piccadilly must have almost as much depth below the street&#13;
level as it has height above it. The ante-room is classic in its&#13;
ornamentation, is white, or a very light grey, in colour, and its&#13;
decoration is elaborate. Here, between eight o'clock and half-past&#13;
eight, some three hundred Gastronomes and their guests assembled, and I&#13;
received a warm welcome from Mr Louis Mantell, of the National Liberal&#13;
Club, the hon. secretary of the society, and from Mr J. L. Kerpen, of&#13;
the Hyde Park Hotel, the president of the society, who was wearing&#13;
his jewel of office, hung by a gold chain round his neck. Colonel Sir&#13;
William Carington, the hon. president of the society, was to have&#13;
taken the chair at the dinner, but a bereavement prevented him from&#13;
being present, and the president of the year presided in his place. I&#13;
found pleasant familiar faces all about me. There were, amongst many&#13;
others, Mr Judah of the Café Royal, M. Soi of the Savoy, M. Kramer of&#13;
the Carlton, M. Jules from Jermyn Street, M. Gustave from the Lotus&#13;
Club, Mr George Harvey from the Connaught Rooms, M. Luigi of Romano's,&#13;
Mr Edwardes, M. Pruger from the Automobile Club, M. Boriani from the&#13;
Pall Mall, Messrs Harry and Dick Preston up from Brighton, and scores&#13;
of other pleasant acquaintances. At the half-hour punctually, a young&#13;
toast-master with a most majestic voice announced that dinner was&#13;
served, and the three hundred of us made our way next door into the new&#13;
great banqueting-room that was receiving its gastronomic baptism.</p><p>It is a fine spacious room, though its construction is rather curious,&#13;
for, no doubt owing to exigency of space, the roof of a portion of&#13;
it is comparatively low, though the major part is quite lofty. It&#13;
must, however, have admirable ventilation, for at no period during&#13;
the evening did the room become uncomfortably warm or the atmosphere&#13;
uncomfortably smoky. The colouring of the walls is of stone with a&#13;
slight tinge of chrome. Round a portion of the hall runs a gallery with&#13;
a handsome railing of black and gold, and a double staircase at the end&#13;
of the room leads up to this gallery. The ceiling is ornamented with&#13;
fine paintings of gods and goddesses in the clouds; there are large&#13;
mirrors on one side of the room and, in spite of the different heights&#13;
of portions of the ceiling, the acoustic properties of the great&#13;
hall are excellent. An admirable band, the leader of which I think I&#13;
remember as a solo violinist on the stage, played us in to dinner and&#13;
made music during dinner, there being loud calls for M. Boriani, the&#13;
Caruso of the gastronomic world, when a selection from _La Bohème_ was&#13;
played.</p><p>A long table ran the whole length of the room, and smaller ones&#13;
branched off from it like the prongs of a rake. The tables were&#13;
decorated with flowers of all shades of crimson and flame colour,&#13;
and the effect was quite beautiful. This was the menu of the dinner,&#13;
and the manager of the Piccadilly and the chef were both warmly&#13;
congratulated on a most admirable feast. Following the menu are the&#13;
wines which accompanied it:</p><p>Caviar Frais d'Astrakan.&#13;
                                Blinis.&#13;
                            Tortue Claire.&#13;
                Délices de Sole au Coulis d'Ecrevisses.&#13;
                   Selle de Chevreuil Grand Veneur.&#13;
                           Purée de Marrons.&#13;
                    Suprême de Volaille Princesse.&#13;
                          Neige au Champagne.&#13;
                      Reine des Prés en Cocotte.&#13;
                            Salade Trianon.&#13;
               Rocher de Foie Gras à la Gelée au Porto.&#13;
               Vasque de Pêches aux Perles de Lorraine.&#13;
                        Corbeille d'Excellence.&#13;
                          Croûte Piccadilly.&#13;
                                Fruits.&#13;
                                 Moka.</p><p>* * * * *</p><p>Zeltinger Auslese, 1906.&#13;
                     Niersteiner Rollaender, 1911.&#13;
                             Volnay, 1903.&#13;
                      Ernest Irroy and Co., 1906.&#13;
                        Giessler and Co., 1906.&#13;
                          Bouget Fils, 1906.&#13;
                     Château Pontet Clanet, 1895.&#13;
                           La Grande Marque&#13;
                            (60 years old)&#13;
            Specially selected for the Gastronomes' Dinner.&#13;
                               Liqueurs.</p><p>The crawfish sauce with the filleted sole was of a most delicate taste;&#13;
the venison admirable; the _volaille princesse_ a most dainty dish of&#13;
fowl, and the quail, the "Queen of the Fields," admirably plump little&#13;
fellows. The _foie gras_, served in the shape of a circular fort, I did&#13;
not taste, for I had already dined very well. The _vasque de pêches_&#13;
was one of those combinations of fruit and _confitures_ and ice that&#13;
are now so popular.</p><p>With the coffee came the Royal toasts, and then the cigars, and as&#13;
the smoke curled up and the liqueurs were brought round the musical&#13;
programme which had been arranged commenced. A gentleman in Highland&#13;
costume assured us that the joys of lying in bed were greater than the&#13;
joys of getting up in the morning, and a young lady with a fascinating&#13;
dimple sang "You Made Me Love You," to the three hundred of us.</p><p>"The Guests" was the next toast, to which Dr O'Neill responded,&#13;
thanking the professors of gastronomy for the patients who so often&#13;
came by means of _gourmandise_ into the hands of his profession. Then&#13;
after "Snooky Ookums," by another fascinating lady, who wore a large&#13;
red feather in her hair, there was a little ceremony which delighted&#13;
the Gastronomes and their guests very much. It was a presentation of a&#13;
handsome silver-gilt cup on behalf of the Réunion des Gastronomes to&#13;
their hon. secretary, Mr Louis Mantell, to whose cheery management of&#13;
the feasts so much of their success is due. The whole company united in&#13;
singing "For He's a Jolly Good Fellow," so as to give Mr Mantell time&#13;
to collect his thoughts before acknowledging his Christmas box in the&#13;
shape of a cup.</p><p>Some good stories from Mr Cooper Mitchell, a little more oratory,&#13;
though speeches at the Gastronomes' banquet are always kept within the&#13;
shortest space, and with more songs, a very merry evening ended. If&#13;
future banquets in the Piccadilly banqueting-hall are all nearly as&#13;
successful as the first one held there it will become a hall of good&#13;
will and good fellowship as well as a hall of good cheer.</p><p>LI</p><p>THE LIGUE DES GOURMANDS</p><p>Saint Fortunat has deposed Saint Laurent from his position as Patron&#13;
Saint of Cooks. Saint Laurent was an impostor in the matter of&#13;
_gourmandise_ for he owed the proud position he occupied for so many&#13;
centuries as the Patron of the Chefs to the exceedingly uncomfortable&#13;
position in which he met his martyrdom. He was broiled on a gridiron.&#13;
Saint Fortunat not only thoroughly enjoyed good things to eat and&#13;
drink, but wrote excellent Latin verses in praise of gastronomy, some&#13;
of which M. Th. Gringoire, the secretary of the Ligue des Gourmands and&#13;
the editor of the _Carnet d'Epicure_, a clever Parisian journalist who&#13;
has settled in London, has translated into flowing French verses. Saint&#13;
Fortunat was the father-confessor to the Queen-Saint Radegonde and to&#13;
Saint Agnes, and these two ladies, the first of the _cordons-bleus_,&#13;
prepared _ragoûts_ and _friandises_ for the holy man, who thanked them&#13;
in poetry. He died in the odour of sanctity as Bishop of Poitiers.</p><p>The Ligue des Gourmands, which is the association of the great French&#13;
chefs in London, and whose president is Maître Escoffier, the eminent&#13;
chef of the Carlton, celebrates the feast day of the Saint, in&#13;
December, by a banquet in his honour. The dinner in 1913 was the second&#13;
of the St Fortunat banquets and the fourteenth feast held by the Ligue.</p><p>The Ligue has branches pretty well all over the world wherever there&#13;
are French cooks. If London, under the presidency of M. Escoffier,&#13;
takes the lead with sixty members, Paris comes a good second with&#13;
forty-three members, and Marseilles, New York and Montreal tie for&#13;
third place, with twelve members each. Brussels has a group of six&#13;
members, and there is a forlorn hope of five devoted French chefs in&#13;
the heart of the enemy at Berlin. Delhi and Dakar, Constantinople and&#13;
Ajaccio, Bombay and Gumpoldskirschen, Lowestoft and Lahore, Shanghai&#13;
and Syracuse, Yokohama and Zurich, and a hundred other towns are&#13;
advance posts of the Ligue, and wherever there is a group of the&#13;
leaguers they and their guests eat the St Fortunat dinner, the menu of&#13;
which is composed by M. Escoffier, and the _recettes_ of the especial&#13;
dishes in which are sent in advance to the members before the Saint's&#13;
day. In 1913 the most important dinner of the Ligue next to that held&#13;
at Gatti's was the one at Paris, where the leaguers dined together at&#13;
Paillard's and sent congratulations to their brethren in London.</p><p>M. Jean Richepin, the great French poet, is bracketed with M. Escoffier&#13;
in the presidency of the Ligue, and many of the dishes that M.&#13;
Escoffier has invented for the feasts of the Gourmands are named after&#13;
celebrities in art and letters. The _fraises Sarah Bernhardt_, which&#13;
was the surprise dish of the first dinner of the Ligue, has become a&#13;
household word in all the restaurants of all the nations. M. Escoffier&#13;
is no believer in keeping his inventions as _secrets de la maison_,&#13;
and his _recettes_ for the dinners of the Ligue are always published&#13;
both in French and English, in the _Carnet d'Epicure_, which is the&#13;
mouthpiece of the Ligue.</p><p>In this open-handedness and open-mindedness, M. Escoffier is very&#13;
wise. I always assure ladies who ask me to obtain for them recipes of&#13;
various dishes, and remind great chefs when I beg _recettes_ from&#13;
them, that it is not so much the ingredients of a dish as the hand of&#13;
the cook that makes a masterpiece. No painstaking amateur, following&#13;
exactly the directions given by a master of the art, ever reproduces a&#13;
_chef-d'œuvre_, any more than an amateur painter, copying the work of&#13;
some great master of the brush is able to obtain that master's effects.</p><p>The dish that M. Escoffier had invented for the Dîner St Fortunat in&#13;
1913 was the _cochon de lait St Fortunat_, with _pommes Aigrelettes_&#13;
and _sauce groseille au Raifort_.</p><p>We, the hosts and the guests, began to assemble at eight o'clock in the&#13;
ante-room half-way up the great staircase on the King William Street&#13;
side of the Adelaide Gallery. The great cooks are not so selfish as&#13;
many other banqueters are, for they welcome ladies to their feasts,&#13;
and very pretty indeed are most of the chefs' wives and daughters,&#13;
and cousins and aunts, who grace these feasts. No one, unless he knew&#13;
who the members of the Ligue are, would tell by seeing them as they&#13;
gathered for their banquet what their profession is. M. Escoffier,&#13;
the president, with thoughtful eyes and gentle expression, looks, as&#13;
I have, I know, before said, like an ambassador or some great painter&#13;
or sculptor. M. Cedard, the King's chef, who is usually at these&#13;
feasts, but who was absent from this one, looks like an attaché of an&#13;
embassy; M. Malley, of the Ritz, has the appearance and the aplomb of&#13;
an officer of Chasseurs à cheval, and so on through the whole list.&#13;
Some of them, of course, are the plump and rosy gentlemen that artists&#13;
love to draw presiding over pots and pans, but great cooks are not all&#13;
run into one mould, either in figure or in intellect. And the guests of&#13;
the Liguers vary in type, as the Liguers themselves do. I shook hands&#13;
on Saturday night with distinguished soldiers and their wives, with&#13;
_bon-vivants_, with proprietors of restaurants, with representatives of&#13;
the great champagne firms of Rheims, with journalists and authors who&#13;
are epicures, with doctors who do not practise themselves in the matter&#13;
of diet all that they preach to their patients.</p><p>The banqueting-room at the Adelaide Gallery holds comfortably one&#13;
hundred and fifty diners, and we must have been quite that number, for&#13;
more gourmets wished to make trial of the sucking-pig of the Saint than&#13;
it was possible to find room for, and though as many tables as possible&#13;
had been put into the space M. Gringoire had to refuse tickets to&#13;
would-be diners who had postponed the request until the eleventh hour.</p><p>Soon after half-past eight, which is the dinner-hour of the Ligue--for&#13;
the great chefs like to see the dinners from their kitchens well under&#13;
way before they change from their professional white clothing into&#13;
dress clothes--we streamed up the stairs from the ante-room into the&#13;
banqueting hall--a fine room, with a musicians' gallery occupied for&#13;
the occasion by an Hungarian orchestra in hussar uniform, and with,&#13;
for this especial occasion, the French and the English flags draped&#13;
together at each end of the room. A long table ran the full length of&#13;
the room, and from it jutted out smaller tables, each presided over by&#13;
an officer of the Ligue.</p><p>When we were seated I could see some faces of well-known chefs whom I&#13;
had missed in the press downstairs. There were there, besides the names&#13;
I have already mentioned, M. Aubin, of the Russell Hotel; M. Espezel,&#13;
of the Union Club; M. Briais, of the Midland Hotel; M. Grunenfelder,&#13;
of the Grand Hotel; M. Vicario, of the Carlton; M. Müller, of the Hyde&#13;
Park Hotel; M. Görog, who was one of the four founders of the Ligue; M.&#13;
Génie, of Prince's Restaurant; M. Ferrario, of Romano's; M. Vinet, who&#13;
was for many years chef at "The Rag"; Mr Coumeig, chef to the Duchess&#13;
of Marlborough; and M. Saulnier, _sous-chef_ of the Piccadilly, a&#13;
rising star. If all these names are not French names, those amongst the&#13;
chefs of the Ligue who were not born in France have, by adopting the&#13;
cult of the Haute Cuisine Française, become naturalised Frenchmen in&#13;
gastronomy.</p><p>There are various little ceremonies observed at the dinners of the&#13;
Gourmands, one of them being that at the commencement of dinner a&#13;
member of the Ligue rises and reminds his fellow-members that only&#13;
French wine should be drunk at these banquets. Another little ceremony&#13;
is that each dish in turn is announced by the toast-master--of course,&#13;
for this occasion a Frenchman--who rolls his "r's" with fine resonance&#13;
as in a thunderous voice he tells us what we are going to eat.</p><p>This was the menu with Escoffier's signature appended to it:</p><p>Crêpes au Caviar frais.&#13;
                          Huîtres pimentées.&#13;
                      Croûte au Pot à l'Ancienne.&#13;
                  Turban de Filets de Sole au gratin.&#13;
                     Chapon fin à la Toulousaine.&#13;
                    Cochon de Lait Saint-Fortunat.&#13;
                          Pommes Aigrelettes.&#13;
                      Sauce Groseille au Raifort.&#13;
                          Bécassines Rosées.&#13;
                            Salade Lorette.&#13;
                          Pâté de foie gras.&#13;
                        Biscuit glacé Caprice.&#13;
                             Mignardises.</p><p>The caviar and the little pancakes are always delightful, and the&#13;
_croûte au pot à l'Ancienne_, in its delicate plainness, always makes&#13;
an excellent beginning to a dinner. The _gratin_ with the sole made&#13;
it a rather drier dish than fish dishes usually are, and I know that&#13;
this was the criticism passed on it by the president of the Ligue, but&#13;
it was very excellent to the taste. The _chapon_, with its rich sauce,&#13;
was admirably cooked, and served in dishes with at either end heads of&#13;
fowls admirably reproduced by the sculptors in the kitchen, and then&#13;
to a triumphal march from the band a little sucking-pig, its crackling&#13;
golden from the fire, was brought in processionally and shown to the&#13;
chairman of the feast and the guests in general before it was carried&#13;
out to be carved. And very admirable the flesh of this piglet and his&#13;
companions was when brought to table, with round each dish apples in&#13;
their skins, the top of each apple being cut off to serve as a little&#13;
lid. A sharp-tasting sauce, in which the flavours of red currant and&#13;
horse radish mingled, formed an agreeable bitter-sweet. What the&#13;
various ingredients were that formed the admirable stuffing of the&#13;
little pigs I do not exactly know, but there were barley and chestnuts&#13;
amongst them, but, like all good stuffing, one flavour after another&#13;
chased each other over the palate. M. Escoffier's own criticism on his&#13;
own creation was that a sucking-pig is more suited for a _petit comité_&#13;
than for a large gathering; but, though I quite agreed with him that&#13;
the right party in numbers to eat a sucking-pig is just that number&#13;
that one sucking-pig will satisfy, I think it very hard luck if greater&#13;
numbers were to be prevented by this very fine distinction between a&#13;
dish for a dinner-table and a dish for a banqueting-table from eating&#13;
a very great delicacy. The snipe and salad, the _pâté de foie gras_,&#13;
served on a great bed of crust, and an admirable ice, finished the&#13;
banquet. Then came the after-dinner ceremonies and songs, which at&#13;
these feasts are varied and lively. The toast of "The King" and "The&#13;
President," with the two National Anthems, was followed by a little&#13;
discourse in honour of the Patron Saint by the chairman, who coupled&#13;
the name of the saintly patron of gastronomy with those of his two&#13;
_continuateurs_, the great poet and the great chef, and to this speech&#13;
M. Escoffier replied with great modesty. The toast of "The Ladies" next&#13;
brought all the male guests to their feet, and then followed the hymn&#13;
to St Fortunat, sung by a gentleman from the musicians' gallery, with&#13;
orchestral accompaniment, the guests taking up the refrain:</p><p>"Saint Fortunat, honneur à toi,&#13;
  O notre chef! O notre roi!&#13;
  Saint Fortunat!"</p><p>If the leaguers were a little slow in picking up the air and paid very&#13;
little attention to the time, the heartiness with which they chorused&#13;
the Saint's name made amends for any other shortcomings. "The Ligue,"&#13;
"The Visitors," "The Press"--for whom Mr John Lane, of _The Standard_,&#13;
returned thanks--and "The Cuisine and Wines of France" were toasted&#13;
by various orators, some of whom spoke in English, some in French.&#13;
And then M. T. Fourie, the chef of the Adelaide Gallery, bearded, and&#13;
blushing in his white uniform of the kitchen, was called up to the high&#13;
table that the president of the Ligue and the chairman of the dinner&#13;
might shake him by the hand and congratulate him on the admirable feast&#13;
which he had prepared. This is a very pretty little ceremony always&#13;
observed at these feasts, and a very right one, for at most banquets&#13;
the chef who has been the cause of so much pleasure to the guests&#13;
is not asked to come in person to receive the thanks which are so&#13;
legitimately due to him.</p><p>After this ceremony the concert, an Anglo-French one, commenced.&#13;
Mademoiselle Suzanne Ollier, Miss Marianne Green and Miss Winifred&#13;
Green, of the Gaiety, Mademoiselle Bianca Briana, and Miss Mabel&#13;
Martin all sang charmingly, and were presented with bouquets on behalf&#13;
of the Ligue, and M. Siffre, the president of the Club Gaulois, sang&#13;
"Margot" quite excellently, without an accompaniment. He was presented&#13;
with a cabbage stuck on a fork, for the leaguers dearly love their&#13;
little jokes at their banquets. At last the band played the _Père la&#13;
Victoire_ march and the National Anthem, and the dinner came to an end.</p><p>In gratitude to M. Escoffier, the president, to M. Th. Gringoire, the&#13;
secretary, and to all the members of the Ligue for being permitted&#13;
in their company to taste for the first time the sucking-pig of St&#13;
Fortunat--a dish that will go the round of the globe--let me quote a&#13;
few words appropriate to the occasion from Charles Lamb's prose Hymn of&#13;
Praise in honour of roast pig:</p><p>"Pig--let me speak his praise--is no less provocative of the appetite&#13;
than he is satisfactory to the criticalness of the censorious palate.&#13;
The strong man may batten on him, and the weakling refuseth not his&#13;
mild juices."</p><p>LII</p><p>THE CAVOUR RESTAURANT</p><p>FOR AULD LANG SYNE</p><p>I head this chapter "For Auld Lang Syne," for the future of the Cavour&#13;
Restaurant has been, since the death of Philippe, who brought the&#13;
restaurant into celebrity, uncertain. The Cavour has been put up of&#13;
late years once to public auction and bought in, and there have been&#13;
rumours without number that this, that and the other actor-manager was&#13;
going to purchase the building.</p><p>In spite of all these rumours, the Cavour still continues in the hands&#13;
of Mrs Dale, who was manageress under Philippe in old days, and to whom&#13;
he left the property, just as it used to be in Philippe's time, which&#13;
is to say that it is one of the best bourgeois French restaurants to be&#13;
found in London.</p><p>Every Londoner knows the white-faced restaurant almost next door to the&#13;
Alhambra in Leicester Square. It is one of the few restaurants that&#13;
still retains a bar, though it is nowadays called a buffet, and the&#13;
three-and-six dinner which is served in the restaurant is still as it&#13;
used to be, a most excellent meal, unstinted, well cooked, and all its&#13;
material of excellent quality.</p><p>The bar of the buffet has always been a favourite resort of actors, and&#13;
it was there that I first heard Arthur Roberts tell the story of "The&#13;
Old Iron Pot," a tale the success of which led to the invention of the&#13;
game of "Spoof," that masterly feat of bamboozling the guileless which&#13;
gave amusement in the eighties to all Bohemia and added a new word to&#13;
the English language. The Old Iron Pot figured largely in a tale which&#13;
Arthur Roberts never wearied of telling to "Long Jack" Jarvis, another&#13;
actor. No one ever heard the beginning of the tale, for it was always&#13;
well in progress when the victim of the harmless pleasantry came on&#13;
the scene. Arthur was so intent on the story, the other conspirator&#13;
so immensely interested, that the new-comer was at once interested&#13;
also, dispensed with all greetings, and tried vainly to understand&#13;
all the ramifications of the story into which new characters seemed&#13;
constantly to come, and which all revolved round an old iron pot.&#13;
Jack Jarvis apparently thoroughly understood the story, occasionally&#13;
asked questions, and now and then corrected Arthur Roberts as to the&#13;
relationship of the various characters, and the other listener very&#13;
soon found himself pretending that he too comprehended all the twists&#13;
and turns.</p><p>Somehow or another, in those days the spirit of harmless practical&#13;
joking seemed to be in the atmosphere of the Cavour bar. Perhaps it&#13;
was, because in the days when Leicester Square was a waste ground with&#13;
the damaged equestrian statue of George the Third in its midst some&#13;
practical jokers sallied out one night from the little restaurant which&#13;
occupied the site of the bar, to play the best practical joke of the&#13;
last century. They painted the statue's horse with red spots, put a&#13;
fool's cap on the statue's head, and a long birch broom in the hand&#13;
which should have held a field-marshal's baton.</p><p>Philippe was the one and only waiter in those days at the little&#13;
restaurant which was kept by a Frenchman and his wife. Next door, and&#13;
extending behind the restaurant, was a tin shanty, where judge and&#13;
jury entertainment was held and _poses plastiques_ were exhibited. It&#13;
was a disreputable place, for Brookes, who was its proprietor, and who&#13;
had been associated with "Baron" Nicholson at the Coal Hole, had not&#13;
the Baron's wit, though he had the same flow of doubtful oratory.</p><p>When the old couple died, and Philippe succeeded to the business, he&#13;
soon bought up the tin shanty and the ground belonging to it, built&#13;
the Cavour as it now is, the bar occupying the site of the original&#13;
restaurant, and made a little garden on the space now occupied by a&#13;
cinema show.</p><p>Of this little garden Philippe was very proud. He liked to be able to&#13;
go out of his restaurant and pick a bunch of mignonette to give to any&#13;
lady, and he grew some vegetables and oranges there as well as flowers.&#13;
He had an eye also to the main chance, for when anyone pointed out to&#13;
him that he was wasting a valuable site by making a garden of it, he&#13;
nodded his head, and replied: "The earth he grow more valuable every&#13;
day."</p><p>Philippe, short, grey-haired, with a little close-clipped moustache,&#13;
always wearing a turned-down collar and a black tie, had a very&#13;
distinct personality of his own. He was a first-class man of business,&#13;
was up every morning at five o'clock to go the rounds of the market,&#13;
riding in one four-wheeled cab, with another one following behind, into&#13;
which he put his purchases and brought them home with him. He had no&#13;
love for teetotalers, and he budgeted for the very liberal dinner of&#13;
the house on the understanding that his customers should drink wine&#13;
therewith. When he found that some of the guests were drinking only&#13;
water, he used at once to send a waiter to them or to talk to them&#13;
himself, and to tell them that he would charge them sixpence extra.&#13;
After a time he found it entailed less loss of temper to notify this on&#13;
the bill of fare, and the Cavour menu still bears the legend: "No beers&#13;
served with this dinner. Dinner without wine, sixpence extra."</p><p>The restaurant of the Cavour is a large white room, with a smaller&#13;
room, also white, running back from it. Access to the big room is&#13;
obtained from Leicester Square by a narrow corridor decorated with&#13;
allegorical figures of the various months of the year--awful daubs,&#13;
whoever it was who painted them. The big room is lighted from above&#13;
by a sky-light, and there are large globes of electric light in the&#13;
ceiling. There are many large mirrors let into the walls, and down&#13;
each side of the room run brass rails for hats and coats. There is&#13;
oilcloth on the floor, with strips of carpet over it in the gangways.&#13;
The waiters go to a bar near the entrance door for the wine and other&#13;
drinkables, which are served out there by Mrs Dale, or by her deputy.&#13;
Some of the waiters, mostly French, were in the restaurant for many&#13;
years under Philippe, but there is a new manager now with a curled-up&#13;
black moustache.</p><p>If any of the habitués wish to entertain guests to an elaborate&#13;
dinner at the Cavour, the custom is to pay five shillings instead of&#13;
three-and-six, and certain extra dishes are put into the dinner of the&#13;
day for this price. The ordinary dinner, however, is so good that these&#13;
additions are hardly needed. This is the menu of a three-and-six dinner&#13;
I ate at the Cavour this winter. It is served from five to nine, so as&#13;
to meet the convenience of all the patrons of the restaurant, from the&#13;
actor who makes a hurried meal before going to the theatre, to the City&#13;
man who comes in very late after a day of hard work and goes home after&#13;
his dinner:</p><p>Hors d'œuvre variés.</p><p>_Soup._&#13;
                   Consommé de Volaille à la Royal.&#13;
                          Crème à l'Indienne.</p><p>_Fish._&#13;
                      Boiled Turbot au Sauterne.&#13;
                        Fried Fillet of Plaice.&#13;
                           Grilled Herring.</p><p>_Entrée._&#13;
                  Filet Mignon aux Haricots panachés.&#13;
                        Calf's Head à la Reine.</p><p>_Roast._&#13;
                               Chicken.&#13;
                            Quails on Toast</p><p>Salad.  Cheese.  Dessert.</p><p>There was a fine selection of _hors d'œuvre_ to choose from, and&#13;
plenty of each, not the one sardine looking lonely in a little dish,&#13;
the two radishes and the potato salad that so often are the sole&#13;
representatives of the first course at cheap dining-places. I was given&#13;
a big plateful of good thick mulligatawny soup, and when I had eaten&#13;
the very liberal helping of boiled turbot, excellently firm, I felt&#13;
that I had finished quite a good dinner. However, I summoned up enough&#13;
appetite to dispose of the little _vol au vent_ put before me, the&#13;
pastry of which was noticeably excellent, and then attacked a quail,&#13;
which was quite a good bird, even if it had not those layers of fat&#13;
which distinguish a "special" quail on a club dinner list from the&#13;
ordinary one. A scoop from an excellent Stilton cheese ended my repast.</p><p>It may be selfish to hope that Mrs Dale may not sell her property to&#13;
be converted into a theatre, but the Cavour dinner is such a good meal&#13;
of its kind that I should be sorry if it disappeared from the map of&#13;
London That Dines.</p><p>LIII</p><p>VERREY'S</p><p>If I compare Verrey's in Regent Street to Borchardt's in the&#13;
Französischerstrasse of Berlin, I am paying Verrey's a high compliment,&#13;
for Borchardt's is the classic restaurant of the German capital, run on&#13;
good French lines by a German proprietor.</p><p>Mr George Krehl the First, founder of Verrey's as a restaurant, was&#13;
born near Stuttgart, and came over from Germany in 1850; and the recent&#13;
manager of the restaurant, Mr Stadelmaier, is also German born, for&#13;
he, like Mr Krehl, came from near Stuttgart, and he, before he went to&#13;
Egypt, to Paris, to Düsseldorf and elsewhere, to become a cosmopolitan,&#13;
served his apprenticeship in gastronomy under old Mr George Krehl at&#13;
Verrey's.</p><p>But French--French of the second empire--Verrey's is, particularly&#13;
at dinner-time. At lunch-time the restaurant is always quite full of&#13;
ladies who shop in Regent Street, and of their escorts, and the rooms&#13;
on the first floor are also given over to lunchers--and even then,&#13;
sometimes, would-be customers have to wait a little while to obtain&#13;
tables. Therefore the luncheon menu is adapted to the wants of ladies&#13;
who are probably in a hurry, for though there is a very full list at&#13;
lunch-time of delicacies that can be ordered, there are also several&#13;
entrées and several joints always ready.</p><p>It is, however, at dinner-time that Verrey's enjoys the peaceful,&#13;
unhurrying atmosphere that always should surround a classic restaurant,&#13;
and which is so thoroughly in keeping with the old bow-windows with&#13;
small panes of the café, which look out on to Regent Street. A little&#13;
corridor leads from the street to a tiny waiting-room--a comparatively&#13;
recent addition, for it used to be the old still-room, a room which&#13;
is so small that the round table of ormolu with a china plaque in its&#13;
centre, on which is a portrait of Louis XV., and smaller oval plaques&#13;
all about it, almost fills all the available space.</p><p>The restaurant, lighted from above, used in old Mr Krehl's days&#13;
to be known as the Cameo Room, for on the centre of each of its&#13;
panels was a medallion in the style of Wedgwood. I rather wish that&#13;
this old decoration had been retained, but I remember the pride&#13;
with which Mr George Krehl the Second showed me the new Oriental&#13;
decorations--decorations which still remain--the silvered roof with&#13;
mirrors reflecting it, the electric lights on the cornice with great&#13;
shells to act as reflectors, an electric clock shaped like a star,&#13;
and the panels of old gold Oriental silk. Time has mellowed the&#13;
gorgeousness of this Eastern setting, which in its first bloom I&#13;
thought a little too _voyant_, and the dark carpet and the dark wood&#13;
and upholstery of the chairs, all keep the scheme of colouring a&#13;
restful one. The napery at Verrey's is the good thick napery of the&#13;
classic restaurant. Its glass is thin; its silver is heavy--all trifles&#13;
which are important as adding to the delight of a good dinner. The&#13;
lights at the tables are wax candles, with pink shades, in old silver&#13;
candlesticks, and there is a Japanese simplicity in the two great&#13;
bunches of flowers in glass vases, one of which is on a dark wooden&#13;
stand in the centre of the room, and the other on the sideboard. There&#13;
are flowers also, in glasses, on all the tables.</p><p>It adds to the pleasure of dining at Verrey's to be known and to be&#13;
recognised by the old servants who have been in the restaurant as long&#13;
as I can remember it. There is an old head waiter, a fine specimen of&#13;
a Briton--portly, with little side whiskers, dignified and unhurrying,&#13;
who might have stood as a model for that Robert whose wit and wisdom&#13;
used to enliven the pages of _Punch_, who always remembers my name and&#13;
all my gastronomic history. And the head waiter in the café, who now&#13;
has a full head of grey hair, I remember when he first came to Verrey's&#13;
a youth with the blackest of black hair. Mr Stadelmaier, though he&#13;
looks on the right side of forty, remembers how young Mr George Krehl,&#13;
in the days of his father's rule, one day took me out into the yard&#13;
at the back of the house to show me his dogs and the kitchen which&#13;
looks out on to this open space, and the last time I dined at Verrey's&#13;
brought me in from the yard, to look at a delightful little Samoyede&#13;
puppy, looking like one of the woolly toy dogs in the shops, for he&#13;
too, like Mr George Krehl the younger, is a breeder of prize dogs, and&#13;
has established a club for the owners of sleigh dogs.</p><p>Mr Stadelmaier has now left Verrey's and is manager of Kettner's.</p><p>The patrons of Verrey's at dinner-time are some of them grey-headed,&#13;
for I am sure that all its old patrons always return to their first&#13;
love; but there are young couples as well, and the restaurant, though&#13;
it is quiet, is by no means dull. It has this distinction, rare amongst&#13;
modern restaurants, that it has never surrendered to the modern craze&#13;
for music during meals, and it is possible to talk to a neighbour at&#13;
the dinner-table without raising one's voice to a shout. I fancy that&#13;
Mr Albert Krehl, the survivor of the two sons of old Mr George Krehl,&#13;
would as soon think of introducing gipsy music into the restaurant as&#13;
they would of engaging Tango dancers to do "the Scissors" in and out of&#13;
the tables.</p><p>Verrey's has so far acknowledged the tendencies of to-day towards a&#13;
_table d'hôte_ dinner that it offers its patrons, if they wish it, a&#13;
dinner at seven-and-six. But it is true to its old traditions in that&#13;
although it offers this dinner, no dish of the dinner is cooked until&#13;
the order has been given, and it is practically a dinner _à la carte_&#13;
selected for the diner at a settled price. This is the menu of one of&#13;
these dinners:</p><p>Hors d'œuvre Variés.&#13;
                          Consommé Duchesse.&#13;
                          Crème de Volaille.&#13;
                        Suprême de Sole Regina.&#13;
                       Filet de Bœuf Jussieuse.&#13;
                            Pommes Château.&#13;
                             Faisan rôti.&#13;
                           Salade d'Endive.&#13;
                         Celeri braisé au jus.&#13;
                          Parfait de Vanille.&#13;
                              Friandises.&#13;
                             Croûte Baron.</p><p>But to eat a dinner ordered by somebody else, because I am too lazy to&#13;
order it myself, is to me just as unsporting as it is to land a fish&#13;
that somebody else has hooked, so that when I dine at Verrey's I pay M.&#13;
Schellenberg, the _chef de cuisine_, who is an Alsatian, the compliment&#13;
of giving careful consideration as to which of his _plats_ I shall&#13;
order, and I generally like to include in my dinner some of Verrey's&#13;
specialities, of which there are quite a number. The last time I dined&#13;
there I was given an excellent _bortsch_ soup, one-and-three--it is the&#13;
custom at Verrey's to charge for a half-portion, which is ample for one&#13;
person, a little more than half what is charged for a whole portion,&#13;
which suffices for two; _sole à la Verrey_, a filleted sole with an&#13;
admirable sauce, which is one of the secrets of the house, but in which&#13;
the taste of ketchup is discernible, two shillings; and a _soufflé&#13;
Palmyre_, two shillings. This with a pint of good claret was a dinner&#13;
not to be despised.</p><p>I asked Mr Stadelmaier whether the Queen's Hall and the Palladium,&#13;
two neighbouring places of music and entertainment, had brought the&#13;
restaurant many customers. The concerts at the Queen's Hall, he told&#13;
me, had done so, and he said that people going to the Palladium, when&#13;
it gave a one-house variety entertainment, used often to dine at&#13;
Verrey's, but that its present "two houses a night" policy did not send&#13;
diners to the restaurant.</p><p>There is an abundance of history behind Verrey's, and if a careful&#13;
record had been kept of the great dinners given in the rooms on the&#13;
first floor, such a record as the Café Anglais in Paris kept, it would&#13;
make very interesting reading. One of the merriest dinners probably&#13;
ever given in those upper rooms was the one at the time of the late&#13;
Victorian revival of road coaching, at which most of the guests were&#13;
well-known whips. Every man at this dinner was presented with a pink&#13;
waistcoat, and as after dinner most of the men went on either to&#13;
music halls or theatres, the appearance in the boxes of the young&#13;
bloods wearing pink waistcoats astonished the audiences, who thought&#13;
that a new fashion was being set. A quieter dinner, but an even more&#13;
distinguished one, was that at which King Edward, when he was Prince of&#13;
Wales, was present. This was its menu:</p><p>Œufs à la Ravigote.&#13;
                               (Vodkhi.)&#13;
                  Bisque d'écrevisses. Consommé Okra.&#13;
                        Rougets à la Muscovite.&#13;
                      Selle de mouton de Galles.&#13;
                 Haricots panachés. Tomates au gratin.&#13;
                           Pommes soufflées.&#13;
                           Timbale Lucullus.&#13;
                  Fonds d'artichauts. Crème pistache.&#13;
                                Grouse.&#13;
                             Salad Rachel.&#13;
                      Biscuit glacé à la Verrey.&#13;
                         Soufflé de laitances.&#13;
                               Dessert.</p><p>Many distinguished men have dined in the Cameo Room--Tennyson, the&#13;
Poet Laureate, was a great crony of Mr George Krehl the elder, and&#13;
he kept all kinds of mementoes of the poet. Mr Gladstone was another&#13;
frequenter of the Cameo Room, and he liked to talk to Mr Krehl of the&#13;
revolutionary days of '48 in Germany.</p><p>The tragedy which is associated with the name of the house was the fate&#13;
of the beautiful Miss Fanny Verrey. Verrey, from whom the restaurant&#13;
takes its name, was a Swiss confectioner, who came over from Lausanne&#13;
in the second decade of the last century and established his shop&#13;
in Regent Street. To add to the attractions of his establishment he&#13;
brought over from Lausanne his pretty young daughter, who was engaged&#13;
to a Swiss pastor. She was young and lively and beautiful; she chatted&#13;
with her father's customers, and learnt English by talking with them;&#13;
the bucks of those days made her a toast; and Lord Petersham wrote some&#13;
verses in honour of "The Pretty Confectioner," in which he dubbed her&#13;
"Wild Switzerland's Queen," and ended one of the verses with these&#13;
lines:</p><p>"Thy mind--brightest gem--is the Temple of Love;&#13;
  But bright as thou'rt fair--thou'rt pure as a dove";</p><p>which shows that his lordship, though his sentiments were praiseworthy,&#13;
was not a great poet. The fame of Miss Verrey's beauty drew crowds&#13;
not only into the shop, but outside it, and spiteful and jealous&#13;
rivals spread rumours concerning Miss Verrey's lightness of behaviour,&#13;
which were entirely untrue. The crowds outside the shop became such&#13;
a nuisance that the authorities interfered in the matter. Mr Verrey&#13;
removed his daughter from the shop, and she kept to her room to avoid&#13;
public notice. The turmoil, the unmerited scandal, and the lampoons&#13;
in the papers so affected the girl's health that she pined away and&#13;
died. But even then her memory was not respected, and as a good example&#13;
of the want of taste of the time--the year was 1828--this riddle was&#13;
published in one of the papers: "Why was Miss Verrey's death like a&#13;
window front?" _Answer:_ "Because it is a paneful case."</p><p>At one period Verrey's was known as the Café François; but I can find&#13;
no particulars concerning it under this title. I also think that Verrey&#13;
must at some time or another have occupied another shop in Regent&#13;
Street, for some of his advertisements, notably one of Howqua's teas,&#13;
"as patronised by their Majesties," were issued from 218 Regent Street,&#13;
whereas Verrey's to-day occupies 229 Regent Street.</p><p>LIV</p><p>THE CATHAY RESTAURANT</p><p>[Illustration]</p><p>In full view of all who pass to and fro through Piccadilly Circus,&#13;
there shines on one of the tall houses which encircle it the&#13;
announcement that the upper part of the building is occupied by the&#13;
Cathay Restaurant, which modestly on its menu describes itself as a&#13;
"pioneer, first-class, Chinese restaurant."</p><p>As I take into my descriptive net every manner of eating-house, so&#13;
long as the food and drink to be obtained there is good of its kind, I&#13;
experimented in the first days of this year of grace, at lunch-time,&#13;
on the Cathay Restaurant, and found that it has selected in its very&#13;
long _carte du jour_ those Chinese dishes which are palatable to the&#13;
European, as well as to the Chinese taste.</p><p>Chinese food is no novelty to me, for during the five years that I was&#13;
quartered in the Far East--at Penang, Singapore and Hong-Kong--I was&#13;
frequently one of the guests at feasts given by Chinese merchants, and&#13;
learned by experience which were the dishes that one could safely eat&#13;
and which were the Chinese delicacies that it was wise to drop under&#13;
the table. A Chinaman, when he wishes to be very polite at table, takes&#13;
up with his chop-sticks some especially dainty morsel from his own&#13;
plate and pops it into the mouth of his European neighbour at table. A&#13;
kindly young Chinaman once thus put into my mouth a slip of cold pig's&#13;
liver wrapped round a prune, and I do not think that I ever tasted any&#13;
nastier combination.</p><p>Two Chinese banquets at which I was a guest remain very clearly marked&#13;
in my memory. One was given by a rich Chinaman at Penang, on the&#13;
occasion of the marriage of his son, to all the European officials and&#13;
the officers of the garrison and the leading British merchants. It&#13;
was a feast at which the dishes were alternately Chinese and European&#13;
ones, and by each man's and by each lady's dish, for the ladies were&#13;
also invited, were chop-sticks, and knives and forks and spoons. One&#13;
Chinese dish I remember at this feast as being quite excellent--a salad&#13;
of vegetables and of small fish of all kinds. All the guests ate quite&#13;
heartily both of the European dishes and the Chinese dishes, but that&#13;
night nearly all the Europeans who had been to the banquet believed&#13;
that they had suddenly been stricken with Asiatic cholera. I was one of&#13;
the happy exceptions, and I suppose that I must have skipped whatever&#13;
was the dish that worked such havoc amongst my fellow-guests.</p><p>Messengers from half the bungalows in the leafy lanes of Penang were&#13;
sent off post-haste to the civil surgeon, begging him to come at once&#13;
to the bedside of unhappy sufferers, and each messenger as he arrived&#13;
at the civil surgeon's house received the news that the doctor believed&#13;
himself to be in the throes of the same dread Asiatic disease, and did&#13;
not think that he would survive the dawn. Nobody, however, did die,&#13;
and two or three days later all the aristocracy of Penang, looking&#13;
even paler than Europeans always are in that land of lily-white&#13;
complexions, and very shaky about the knees, gathered together at a&#13;
cricket match and discussed the matter. Somebody had already gone to&#13;
the Chinese merchant and had told him of the havoc that his banquet had&#13;
made. He was profoundly grieved, pointed out that none of his Chinese&#13;
guests had suffered the slightest inconvenience, and laid the blame&#13;
on the European dishes, which he had procured as a compliment to his&#13;
white guests, saying that he "always mistrusted the cookery of the&#13;
barbarians."</p><p>The other unforgettable feast was given by the head Shroff, the native&#13;
cashier, of one of the banks in Hong-Kong. I had been talking at the&#13;
house of one of the bankers as to my experiences of Chinese dishes,&#13;
and had rather decried the cookery of the Flowery Land. I had (I&#13;
was afterwards told) been especially sarcastic as to the Chinaman's&#13;
partiality for puppy-dog, and more or less ranked all Chinese dishes&#13;
with the detestable rat soup which a Chinaman sold in the early&#13;
mornings just outside the barrack gates to the coolies on their way to&#13;
their work. The orderly officer going to inspect rations always had to&#13;
pass the unsavoury cauldron from which the soup was ladled out, and,&#13;
in the hot weather, the only thing to do was to put a handkerchief to&#13;
one's nose and run past it.</p><p>Some little time after these conversational flourishes of mine the&#13;
banker asked me if I would like to eat a real, well-cooked Chinese&#13;
dinner, for the head Shroff of his bank had asked him to honour him&#13;
with his company at his villa in Kowlun--which is where the "Mr Wu's"&#13;
come from--and had told him that he would be delighted if he would&#13;
bring some of his European friends. The dinner, which consisted chiefly&#13;
of fish, was an excellent one, the all-pervading taste of soy not being&#13;
too persistent, and I was especially delighted with a white stew of&#13;
what my host said was Cantonese rabbit, which I thought quite the&#13;
most tender and the fattest rabbit I had ever tasted. When the dinner&#13;
was over, the banker told me that the "Cantonese rabbit" to which I&#13;
had given such unlimited praise was really a Cantonese edible puppy,&#13;
fattened on milk and rice. After that incident I found that whenever&#13;
I dined out in Hong-Kong, conversation always seemed to turn on to&#13;
Cantonese puppies, and I was gently chaffed for at least six months as&#13;
to my sudden conversion to the delights of baby chow as a _pièce de&#13;
résistance_.</p><p>I found, however, neither puppy-dog nor rat on the _carte du jour_ of&#13;
the Cathay Restaurant.</p><p>The restaurant is on the first floor above a bank. A commissionaire&#13;
stands at the outer portals, and there is a lift for the benefit of&#13;
anyone who is too lazy to walk up a single flight of stairs. The&#13;
restaurant itself is hardly sufficiently Oriental in appearance to&#13;
be a Cockney's beau ideal of a Chinese restaurant. It is just what a&#13;
progressive restaurant for Chinamen in Peking would be, for though&#13;
the food is Chinese food, cooked by a Chinese cook, the appearance of&#13;
the restaurant is almost European, an exaggerated copy of a French&#13;
restaurant, with here and there Chinese touches which redeem the place&#13;
from tawdriness. There is on the wall a paper with a pattern of gold&#13;
fleurs-de-lis, the carpet is crimson, the chairs and tables are of&#13;
European make, the waiters are of European nationalities and wear dress&#13;
clothes. But a strip of good Chinese embroidery is hung along that side&#13;
of the restaurant where the serving-room is behind a glassed screen;&#13;
there are porcelain vases on the two mantelshelves; a great Chinese&#13;
ornament of carved wood, gold and crimson and black, hangs by a ribbon&#13;
just inside one of the windows; the big curtains to the windows are&#13;
of old gold Chinese silk, and the little curtains, also of Oriental&#13;
silk, are lilac in tint. The manager of the restaurant is a Chinaman&#13;
with short-cut hair, and he wears the same neat, dark garments that all&#13;
European managers assume. I sat down at one of the tables, asked the&#13;
young Italian who came to wait on me to show me a _carte du jour_ and&#13;
the menu of the set lunch, if there was one, and then looked round at&#13;
the people who were taking their meal there.</p><p>The Chinese in London certainly patronise their own restaurant, for&#13;
quite half the people who were eating luncheon were Celestials. There&#13;
were two young Chinese boys in the charge of a grey-haired English&#13;
lady. There were several young Chinamen whom I mentally put down as&#13;
students. An older Chinese gentleman had brought his wife out to lunch;&#13;
and before I left, a party of Chinese gentlemen came in, whom, from the&#13;
respect shown to them by the manager, I judged to be secretaries of the&#13;
Chinese Embassy--the Chinese Ambassador, whom I know by sight, was not&#13;
amongst them.</p><p>Nowadays when Chinese gentlemen and ladies wear European clothes, and&#13;
the men have their hair short, one has to look at their faces to detect&#13;
the difference between them and Europeans.</p><p>There were some Londoners lunching in the restaurant. A party of&#13;
ladies in furs were enjoying the novelty of the Chinese dishes; two&#13;
youngsters, whom I took to be medical students, were ordering various&#13;
dishes from the _carte du jour_, and were cross-examining the waiter&#13;
keenly as to the cooking arrangements and how the delicacies were&#13;
imported from China; and two schoolgirls, one of the flapper age and&#13;
one younger, came into the restaurant giggling and looking round as&#13;
though they expected a pantomime Chinaman to spring up before them or&#13;
to jump round a corner.</p><p>The menu of the day at the Cathay is on a large folding mauve card,&#13;
and the dishes are both in Chinese characters and in English letters&#13;
with an explanation in English below each name. The first division is&#13;
for chop sueys and noodles. A chop suey is to the Chinese what Irish&#13;
stew is to the English and a _ragoût_ is to the French. Pork is its&#13;
foundation, and chicken livers and chicken gizzards, celery, mushrooms,&#13;
peas, onion, garlic, peppers, oil and salt all go into it. Noodle is&#13;
any paste dish, and macaroni or vermicelli would be described on a&#13;
Chinese menu as a noodle.</p><p>Of the dishes on the card, Loo min is noodle in Pekinese style. Lat&#13;
chew chop suey is chop suey with green chutney. Chop suey min is chop&#13;
suey with noodle, and so on. There is a little list of dishes which&#13;
are ready, and a longer list of dishes which will take some minutes to&#13;
prepare, such as fried crab and Chinese omelet; fried rice, with meat,&#13;
mushroom, egg and vegetables; sliced jelly-fish with pickle; and soyed&#13;
pork. Some especial dishes are on the menu for which a day's notice&#13;
must be given, one of these being birds'-nests with minced chicken and&#13;
another shark's fin with sliced chicken, ham, bamboo shoots, etc. At&#13;
the end of the list comes the catalogue of teas, pastries and sweets,&#13;
pickled onions being included in this category.</p><p>After looking down the _carte du jour_, I turned my attention to&#13;
the set luncheon, and first of all took up the card on which it was&#13;
written in Chinese. In case you may be able to read Chinese fluently I&#13;
reproduce this card on the next page.</p><p>The first word on this only means menu. The first dish is a soup of&#13;
chicken, ham, bamboo shoots and mushrooms. The second dish is fried&#13;
chicken liver and vegetables, and the last dish is simply roast pork.</p><p>I opted for this half-crown meal, and as a preliminary, the waiter&#13;
put a tiny cup of soy and a Chinese porcelain spoon by the side of the&#13;
European knives and forks and spoons which were already on the table.&#13;
A wine list was offered me, but I preferred, as I was going to eat&#13;
Chinese meats, to drink Chinese tea with them, and ordered a cup of&#13;
Loong Cheng. The plates used at the Chinese restaurant are, like the&#13;
cutlery, of European pattern, but the dishes in which the soups and the&#13;
meats are brought to table are Chinese ones of all kinds of shapes and&#13;
ornamented with Chinese paintings. My soup, with tiny strips of bamboo&#13;
in it and morsels of chicken flesh, tasted very much like the chicken&#13;
broth that one is given when one is ill and on a low diet. The fried&#13;
chicken and vegetables were quite good eating, and the taste of the&#13;
bamboo shoots in it was particularly pleasant to the palate. The roast&#13;
pork I shied at, and asked instead to be given a plate of chow chow, an&#13;
admirable sweet which I have known ever since boyhood, for one of my&#13;
uncles, who was Consul at Foo Chow, used to send home to all his small&#13;
nephews presents of this delicacy. The tea was excellent, and doing as&#13;
the Chinese do, I did not spoil its taste by adding either sugar or&#13;
milk to it.</p><p>[Illustration]</p><p>Altogether my luncheon at the Chinese Restaurant was quite a pleasant&#13;
experiment, and I can advise any gourmets who would like to test the&#13;
cookery of the Far East in comfortable surroundings to follow my lead.</p><p>LV</p><p>THE WHITE HORSE CELLARS</p><p>A little glass canopy with a clock above it juts out into Piccadilly,&#13;
and a tall commissionaire stands at an entrance where some stairs&#13;
dive down, apparently into the bowels of the earth. Where the stairs&#13;
make their first plunge there is above them on the wall the device of&#13;
a white horse--a fine prancing animal, somewhat resembling the White&#13;
Horse of Kent.</p><p>The stairs, with oak panelling on either side of them, give a twist&#13;
before they reach the bottom, where is the modern restaurant that&#13;
occupies the site of what were originally known as the New White Horse&#13;
Cellars, but which are now called the Old White Horse Cellars, probably&#13;
on the _lucus a non lucendo_ principle, for they have been modernised&#13;
out of all recognition since the days when Charles Dickens recorded the&#13;
departure of Mr Pickwick from these Cellars on his coach journey down&#13;
to Bath.</p><p>The Old White Horse Cellars were originally on the Green Park side of&#13;
Piccadilly, and their number was 156, as some way-bills to be seen at&#13;
the present White Horse Cellars testify. This ground is now occupied&#13;
by the Ritz Hotel. Strype mentions the original cellar as being in&#13;
existence in 1720.</p><p>On the staircase walls of the New White Horse Cellars is a little&#13;
collection of prints and way-bills, caricatures, etchings, old bills of&#13;
Hatchett's Hotel, posters and advertisements from _The Times_ and other&#13;
papers of the hours at which the coaches for the west started. In this&#13;
curious little gallery of odds and ends are some documents relating&#13;
to the old cellar on the other side of the road. But the White Horse&#13;
Cellars were under Hatchett's in the great coaching days, from the year&#13;
of the battle of Waterloo to 1840. It was from Hatchett's that Jerry,&#13;
in Pierce Egan's book, took his departure when going back to Hawthorn&#13;
Hall, and said farewell to Tom and Logic, and it was in the travellers'&#13;
room of the White Horse Cellars, a title that was used alternatively&#13;
with "Hatchett's," that Mr Pickwick and his friends sheltered from the&#13;
rain, waiting for the Bath coach.</p><p>Hatchett's in Dickens's time was not the comfortable house that I&#13;
knew in the eighties, when the revival of stage-coaching was at its&#13;
height. Indeed, there could not be a picture of greater discomfort than&#13;
Dickens sketched in a few words when he wrote: "The travellers' room&#13;
at 'The White Horse Cellar' is, of course, uncomfortable; it would be&#13;
no travellers' room if it were not. It is the right-hand parlour, into&#13;
which an aspiring kitchen fireplace appears to have walked, accompanied&#13;
by a rebellious poker, tongs, and shovel. It is divided into boxes for&#13;
the solitary confinement of travellers, and is furnished with a clock,&#13;
a looking-glass, and a live waiter, which latter article is kept in&#13;
a small kennel for washing glasses, in a corner of the apartment."&#13;
Dickens's word picture of the scene at the start of the coach at&#13;
half-past seven on a damp, muggy and drizzly day is a fine pen-and-ink&#13;
sketch, and Cruikshank, in one of his caricatures, "The Piccadilly&#13;
Nuisance," shows very much the scene as Dickens described it, with the&#13;
orange-women and the sellers of all kinds of useless trifles on the&#13;
kerb; the coaches jostling each other, passengers falling off from&#13;
them, and the pavement an absolute hustle of humanity.</p><p>Cruikshank's various drawings and caricatures preserve the appearance&#13;
of Hatchett's of the old days in the memory better than any word&#13;
pictures could do. The bow-windows of the old hotel with many panes&#13;
of glass in them; the stiff pillared portico, with on it the name&#13;
"Hatchett's," and a little lamp before it, and above it the board with&#13;
the inscription, "The New White Horse Cellar. Coaches and waggons to&#13;
all parts of the kingdom." Above this board again was a painting of an&#13;
old white horse. I fancy that the title of the Cellars, when they were&#13;
on the other side of the way, must have been taken from some celebrated&#13;
old horse--though Williams, who was the first landlord of the original&#13;
cellars, is said to have given them their name as a compliment to the&#13;
House of Hanover, and that it was the white horse, not the cellar, that&#13;
was old.</p><p>There are various other legends with respect to the horse that gave&#13;
Hatchett's its title, one of them being that Abraham Hatchett, a&#13;
proprietor of the tavern, had an old white horse with a turn of speed&#13;
which had won him many a wager against more showy animals.</p><p>The entrance to the Cellars below Hatchett's, in the old days, was down&#13;
some very steep stairs just in front of one of the bow-windows, and an&#13;
oval notice, hanging from a little arch of iron, directed people down&#13;
into the depths to the booking-office.</p><p>My reminiscences of Hatchett's are of the later revivals of road&#13;
coaches; the days of old "Jim" Selby, the famous coachman who, though&#13;
everybody called him "old," died a comparatively young man. His grey&#13;
hair and his jolly, fat, rosy face gave him an appearance of being&#13;
older than he really was. Those were the days when the late Lord&#13;
Londesborough and Captain Hargreaves, Mr Walter Shoolbred, Captain&#13;
Beckett, Baron Oppenheim and Mr Edwin Fownes were well-known whips,&#13;
and when "Hughie" Drummond, and the host of other good fellows and&#13;
lively customers in whose veins the red blood flowed in a lively&#13;
current, who drank old port and despised early hours, were the men&#13;
about town. "Hughie" Drummond taking old "Jim" Selby out to dinner&#13;
after the arrival of the "Old Times" from Brighton and changing hats&#13;
with him, which generally took place early in the evening, is one of my&#13;
remembrances of Hatchett's. And many a time have I split a pint with&#13;
"Dickie-the-Driver," the oldest in standing amongst my friends, then&#13;
not the least lively of the young fellows, before climbing up on to the&#13;
coach at Hatchett's to go down to the Derby. For many years eight of&#13;
us, always the same men, went down by coach from Hatchett's on Derby&#13;
Day, always with "Dickie" driving out of London and the last stage on&#13;
to the downs, and our gallop down and up the hill on the course was a&#13;
really breakneck performance.</p><p>It was from Hatchett's that "Jim" Selby started on his celebrated&#13;
drive with the Brighton coach, "Old Times," to Brighton and back, for&#13;
a wager of a thousand pounds to five hundred against his accomplishing&#13;
the journey in eight hours. On the coach were: Selby himself, driving;&#13;
Captain Beckett, whom we all called "Partner"; Mr Carleton Blyth,&#13;
who still sends yearly from Bude his greeting of "Cheero" to his old&#13;
friends; Mr "Swish" Broadwood, Mr "Bob" Cosier, Mr A. F. M'Adam, and&#13;
the guard. Harrington Bird's picture of the coach during the galloping&#13;
stage, with the horses going at racing pace, gives an idea of how Selby&#13;
drove on that day when he had a clear road. The coach reached the "Old&#13;
Sip" at Brighton, having done the first half of the journey in just&#13;
under four hours; stayed there only long enough to turn the coach&#13;
round and to read a telegram from the old Duke of Beaufort, who was&#13;
most keenly interested in the revival of coaching, and who was a very&#13;
good man himself on the box seat--and then started again for London,&#13;
reaching the White Horse Cellars ten minutes under the stipulated time&#13;
and forty minutes within the record. I was one of the men amongst the&#13;
crowd that gathered to see the return of the coach and to cheer old&#13;
"Jim" Selby, who brought his last team in no more distressed than they&#13;
would have been doing their journey under ordinary circumstances. How&#13;
highly respected Selby was by all coaching men was shown by the long&#13;
string of stage-coaches, every coach on the road having suspended its&#13;
usual journey, which followed his body to the grave.</p><p>In those days the bill of fare at Hatchett's was roast beef or boiled&#13;
mutton and trimmings; duck and green peas, or fowl and bath-chap. There&#13;
was an inner sanctuary then called "Uncle Tom's Cabin," which was the&#13;
bar parlour, into which only the most favoured patrons of the house&#13;
were admitted, and Miss Wills, the manageress, used to keep any unruly&#13;
spirits very much in order.</p><p>When Hatchett's was rebuilt and changed its name it changed hands&#13;
very frequently, though the White Horse Cellars always remained a&#13;
restaurant. The Cercle de Luxe, a dining club, at one time occupied the&#13;
upper floors of the building, and then it became the Avondale Hotel,&#13;
with M. Garin as manager and M. Dutruz as chef. Since then the rooms&#13;
have been put to many uses, and are now, I see, once again in the&#13;
market.</p><p>It is the memory of what Hatchett's and the White Horse Cellars have&#13;
been in their old days--memories that haunt me like the sound of a horn&#13;
afar off on one of the great roads--that makes me disinclined nowadays&#13;
to eat a French dinner in what was a home of good English fare; and&#13;
whenever I lunch or dine in the White Horse Cellars to-day I always,&#13;
for the sake of old times, order a plate of soup, a mixed grill and a&#13;
scoop from the cheese. The three-and-sixpenny dinner of to-day is, I&#13;
have no doubt, a good one, and Mr Stump, the present manager, is most&#13;
courteous and anxious to oblige. I look at the menu when I am in the&#13;
restaurant, but for the old sake's sake I keep as close to the meals of&#13;
old days as the resources of the establishment allow me to do.</p><p>The White Horse Cellars of to-day is a modern, up-to-date restaurant,&#13;
below the level of the ground, though the ventilation is so excellent&#13;
and the lighting arrangements so good that one never has the sensation&#13;
of being in a cellar. Half-way down the staircase, just where the&#13;
little picture gallery commences, a door leads into a buffet. One's&#13;
great-coat and hat are taken at the bottom of the stairs, and then one&#13;
enters quite a lofty room with a groined roof, and with cosy nooks and&#13;
various extensions of the bigger room, which, I fancy, have been thrown&#13;
out under the side-walk above. The walls of the restaurant are of cream&#13;
colour; the ornamentation is in the style of Adams, and there is deep&#13;
rose colour in the arches of the roof. Many mirrors reflect the vistas&#13;
and give the rooms the appearance of being more extensive than they&#13;
really are: a string band is perched up in a little gallery; there are&#13;
palms here and there, and a bronze galloping horse in a recess does&#13;
something to recall the old horsy days of Hatchett's.</p><p>There are many little tables, each with its pink-shaded lamp, in&#13;
this restaurant, and it has a chic clientele, the "Nuts" of to-day&#13;
appearing to patronise it just as much as the bucks and the bloods,&#13;
the swells, and the "whips" of the last two generations used to. I&#13;
see pretty actresses sometimes dining at Hatchett's, and it is a very&#13;
cheerful restaurant in which to take a meal. It is, I believe, always&#13;
crowded at supper-time, and the Glorias, the two excellent dancers who&#13;
appear earlier in the evening on the Empire stage, dance the Tango, at&#13;
midnight, in and out of the little tables.</p><p>But to me the charm of the White Horse Cellars is that I can live again&#13;
in memory, when lunching or dining there, those joyous days of youth&#13;
and fresh air, when a jolly coach-load used to start from before its&#13;
door for a day of delight in sitting behind good horses driven by a&#13;
good whip, listening to the music of the shod hooves and the guard's&#13;
horn, receiving a greeting from everyone along the road, and feeling&#13;
that no king on a throne is happier than a man riding behind a picked&#13;
team on a good coach. Motor cars have their uses and their pleasures,&#13;
but they seem to have killed the fuller-blooded joys that came with&#13;
coaching.</p><p>LVI</p><p>THE MONICO</p><p>The Monico, in Piccadilly Circus, which is both café and restaurant, is&#13;
an establishment which has been brought to its present prosperity by&#13;
Swiss industry and Swiss thrift. The original M. Monico, the father of&#13;
the present proprietors of the restaurant, came from the same village&#13;
in the Val Blegno, in the Italian provinces of Switzerland, as did the&#13;
Gattis. M. Monico was with that Gatti, the great-uncle of the present&#13;
Messrs Gatti, who sold _gaufres_ and penny ices in Villiers Street, and&#13;
who when Hungerford Market was swept away and Charing Cross Station&#13;
built established the Gatti's restaurant under the arches.</p><p>About fifty years ago, just at the time that MM. A. and S. Gatti were&#13;
establishing themselves in the Adelaide Gallery, young M. Monico, who&#13;
died only three years ago, was also making an independent start on the&#13;
road to fortune. Looking about for a site on which to build a café he&#13;
had found, off Tichborne Street, a large yard where coaches and waggons&#13;
stood, and round which was stabling for horses. This yard he leased,&#13;
and built on its site the Grand Café with the present International&#13;
Hall above it. M. Monico had intended to put up a tall building, but&#13;
the neighbours objected to this; he was obliged to alter his plans, and&#13;
in consequence, whereas the café is a very high room, the International&#13;
Hall above it is rather squat in its proportions. Those were the days&#13;
in which billiards was a game much in favour, and in the International&#13;
Hall above the café M. Monico established a number of billiard-tables.&#13;
When the craze for billiards died away the long upper room, with its&#13;
arched ceiling, became a banqueting hall. Fifty years ago the licensing&#13;
magistrates looked with just as much suspicion on any new enterprises&#13;
in restaurants as they do at the present day, and the Monico could not&#13;
at first obtain a licence to sell wines and spirits. This, however, was&#13;
later on granted to M. Monico.</p><p>I fancy that there must have been a good deal of the Italian combative&#13;
spirit in old M. Monico, for he seems to have been at loggerheads with&#13;
more than one of his neighbours. To-day, when you have gone in under&#13;
the glass canopy with two gables which protects the Piccadilly Circus&#13;
entrance, when you have passed the little stall for the sale of foreign&#13;
newspapers and have come into the café which acts as an ante-room to&#13;
the great gilded saloon, you will notice that part of this café has a&#13;
solid ceiling and that the other half is glazed over. The glazed-over&#13;
portion was, in old M. Monico's time, an open space, and into this open&#13;
space a neighbour, a perfumer, had the right to bring carts and horses&#13;
in the course of his business. This right the perfumer exercised on&#13;
occasion, to the great annoyance of M. Monico, and the present Messrs&#13;
Monico recall with a smile how the perfumer would often bring in a&#13;
great van with two horses to deliver a couple of small packages that&#13;
any messenger boy could have carried.</p><p>The clearing away of a block of houses when Piccadilly Circus was given&#13;
its present proportions gave the Monico its entrance on to that centre,&#13;
and when Shaftesbury Avenue was driven through the network of small&#13;
streets in Soho, M. Monico and his sons obtained a second frontage for&#13;
their restaurant and built the block which contains the grill-room,&#13;
the buffet and banqueting-rooms, now topped by the new masonic temple,&#13;
the latest addition to the Monico.</p><p>The Monico of to-day is one of those great bee-hives of dining-rooms&#13;
that cater for every class of diner. It has its little café and its&#13;
big _à la carte_ dining-saloon, its grill-room, its banqueting-rooms&#13;
and its German beer cellar down in the basement. It has two marble&#13;
staircases, one leading down to Piccadilly Circus and one to&#13;
Shaftesbury Avenue, and its big saloon, the original café, is as&#13;
gorgeous a hall as gilding can make it. Its walls are of gold and&#13;
mirrors and raised ornamentation, with the windows high up, and with&#13;
a golden balcony for the musicians. It has a gilded ceiling and its&#13;
pilasters are also golden. An orchestra plays in this room, whereas&#13;
in the grill-room those who like their meals without orchestral&#13;
accompaniment can eat them in peace. Up and down the great gilded&#13;
room walk four _maîtres d'hôtel_ in frock-coats and black ties, and&#13;
a battalion of waiters are busy running from tables to kitchen. The&#13;
bill of fare in the gilded chamber is a most comprehensive one, and&#13;
any man of any nationality can find some of the dishes of his country&#13;
on it. It is a beer restaurant as well as a wine restaurant, and the&#13;
simplest possible meal, very well cooked, can be eaten there as well as&#13;
elaborate feasts.</p><p>The grill-room is less gorgeous in its decorations, though its buff&#13;
marble pillars and walls are handsome enough. It is in this room&#13;
that the _table d'hôte_ dinners at half-a-crown and three-and-six&#13;
are served, and it is here that many men of business feed, and feed&#13;
excellently well. Not many days ago I lunched in the grill-room, my&#13;
host being a gourmet who knew all the resources of the establishment,&#13;
and I enjoyed the _sole Monico_, a sole with an excellent white sauce;&#13;
a woodcock _flambé_ and a salad of tender lettuce which, like the&#13;
beautiful peaches with which we finished our repast, must have been&#13;
grown in some Southern, sunshiny clime. I also enjoyed the cheese&#13;
_fondue_, made, I think, from the _recette_ that Brillat Savarin set&#13;
down in his "Physiologie du Goût."</p><p>The Monico has gained special celebrity for its banquets, and the&#13;
requests for dates for such feasts made to the Messrs Monico have been&#13;
so overwhelming that they have turned the Renaissance Saloon, which&#13;
used to be devoted to a _table d'hôte_ dinner, into a banqueting-room,&#13;
and have redecorated it for its new uses.</p><p>It remains in my memory that men who were present at the banquet&#13;
given to Lord Milner in the International Hall of the Monico before&#13;
he left England to take up his duties as Pro-Consul in South Africa,&#13;
and who talked to me afterwards of the feast, told me that it was&#13;
the best public dinner, best served and best cooked, that they had&#13;
ever eaten, and last year, when I dined at the Poincaré dinner of&#13;
the Ligue des Gourmands, which was held in the Renaissance Room (the&#13;
occasion on which M. Escoffier's "creation" of the _poulet Poincaré_&#13;
was first disclosed to a discriminating gathering), I thought then&#13;
that M. Sieffert's (the _chef_) handiwork was worthy of all the praise&#13;
lavished on it, and that M. G. Ramoni, the manager, had arranged most&#13;
admirably all the details of the banquet. The Renaissance Room now&#13;
quite justifies its title, for its decoration of peacock blue panels&#13;
and frames of gilded briar, with strange birds perched on the sprays,&#13;
somewhat suggests Burne-Jones and the colouring of his school.</p><p>As a specimen of a Monico banquet I cannot do better than give you one&#13;
eaten by that famous Kentish cricketing club, the Band of Brothers, the&#13;
menu of whose dinner bears their badge in dark and light blue, and has&#13;
also a bow of their ribbon:</p><p>Huîtres de Whitstable&#13;
                        Fantaisie Epicurienne.&#13;
                        Tortue verte en Tasse.&#13;
                   Turbotin poché, Sauce Mousseline.&#13;
                     Julienne de Sole Parisienne.&#13;
                      Mousse de Volaille Régence.&#13;
                    Côtelettes d'Agneau Rothschild.&#13;
                             Pommes Anna.&#13;
                            Punch Romaine.&#13;
                         Bécassine sur Canapé.&#13;
                           Salade de Laitue.&#13;
                     Escalope de Homard Pompadour.&#13;
                        Pêche Flambé au Kirsch.&#13;
                        Paillettes au Parmesan.&#13;
                                Fruits.&#13;
                        Corbeille de Friandises&#13;
                                 Café.</p><p>VINS.&#13;
                             Amontillado.&#13;
                          Marcobrunner, 1904.&#13;
                       Bollinger and Co., 1904.&#13;
                             Lanson, 1906.&#13;
                         Martinez Port, 1896.&#13;
                      Grand Fine Champagne, 1875.</p><p>Many of the banquets given at the Monico are masonic ones, and the new&#13;
temple at the top of the house on the Shaftesbury Avenue side is a very&#13;
splendid shrine, with walls of marble and a dome round which the signs&#13;
of the zodiac circle, and with doors and furniture of great beauty.</p><p>LVII</p><p>THE ITALIAN INVASION</p><p>The plains of Lombardy, the pleasant mountain land of Emilia and the&#13;
champaign that surrounds Turin, are studded with comfortable villas,&#13;
the property of successful Italian restaurateurs who have made a&#13;
comfortable little fortune in London and who go to their own much-loved&#13;
country to spend the autumn of their days. Every young North Italian&#13;
waiter who comes to England believes that in the folds of his napkin&#13;
he holds one of these pleasant villas, just as every French conscript&#13;
in Napoleonic days thought that he, amongst all his fellows, alone&#13;
felt the extra weight of the field-marshal's baton in his knapsack. No&#13;
race in the world is more thrifty and more industrious than are these&#13;
North Italians, and they rival the Swiss in their aptitude for making&#13;
considerable sums of money by charging very small prices.</p><p>Spain and Great Britain are usually classed together as the two&#13;
countries in which the natives know least of economy in housekeeping&#13;
and cookery, and the Italians, spying the wastefulness of the land,&#13;
have descended on England as a friendly invading force, whereas the&#13;
Swiss have taken Spain in hand. There is no Spanish town in which&#13;
there is not a café Suizio, and there are very few English towns in&#13;
which an Italian name is not found over a restaurant, which is often a&#13;
pastry-cook's shop as well.</p><p>I have in preceding chapters written of some of the restaurants owned&#13;
by Italians in London, but were I to deal at length with all the&#13;
well-managed restaurants, large and small, controlled by Italians in&#13;
London, I should have to extend the size of my book to very swollen&#13;
proportions, so I propose to mention briefly those Italian restaurants&#13;
at which at one time or another I have lunched or dined with&#13;
satisfaction.</p><p>One of the largest Italian restaurants is the Florence, in Rupert&#13;
Street, which the late M. Azario, a gentleman of much importance in the&#13;
London Italian colony, made one of the most successful moderate-priced&#13;
restaurants in London. He was decorated with an Italian order, and&#13;
when he died, not long ago, he was much mourned by his countrymen.&#13;
Madame Azario (who is now Madame Mainardi and who has appointed her&#13;
husband, whom I remember at the Savoy, to the supreme command of the&#13;
establishment), to whom he left the restaurant, has made some changes&#13;
in it, bringing it up to date. It now has a lounge where hosts can wait&#13;
for their guests, and it has fallen a victim to the prevailing craze&#13;
for Tango dancing at supper-time. Its three-shilling dinner is a most&#13;
satisfying one at the price. The Florence is not too whole-heartedly&#13;
Italian to please diners of other nationalities, but when an Italian&#13;
gives a lunch or a dinner to his fellow-countrymen or to those who love&#13;
the cookery of Italy, it can be as patriotic in the matter of dishes as&#13;
any restaurant in Italy. This is the menu of a lunch given to one of&#13;
the most Italian of Englishmen. It is a capital example of an Italian&#13;
meal, and there is a little joke tucked away in it, for the "Neapolitan&#13;
Vanilla" is another way of writing garlic:</p><p>Antipasto Assortito.&#13;
                       Ravioli alla Fiorentina.&#13;
                         Trotta à l'Italiana.&#13;
                 Scalloppine di Vitello alla Milanese.&#13;
                     Asparagi alla Sant'Ambrogio.&#13;
                          Pollo alla Spiedo.&#13;
                Insalata Rosa alla Vaniglia di Napoli.&#13;
                        Zabaglione al Marsala.&#13;
                              Formaggio.&#13;
                                Frutta.</p><p>* * * * *</p><p>Chianti.&#13;
                            Barolo vecchio.&#13;
                            Asti naturale.&#13;
                                Caffe.&#13;
                               Liquori.</p><p>One of the first established and one of the best of the Italian&#13;
restaurants is Previtali's, in Arundel Street, that little thoroughfare&#13;
that runs up into a cul-de-sac square, off Coventry Street. It was said&#13;
a while ago that this little square and its approach were to be eaten&#13;
up by a new great variety theatre, but I see that the ground is now&#13;
advertised as being for sale. Below the great board which announces&#13;
this is a smaller one, which tells that Previtali's is to remain where&#13;
it is till September 1915, when it will find other quarters. Its _table&#13;
d'hôte_ luncheon costs half-a-crown, and its _table d'hôte_ dinners&#13;
are priced at three-and-six and five shillings, the latter giving such&#13;
a choice of food that not even a starving man would ask for more when&#13;
he had gone through the menu. Previtali's has an excellent cellar of&#13;
Italian wines.</p><p>Many of the restaurants owned by Italians in London have a clientele&#13;
that suits the size of the house, and they do not cry aloud by bold&#13;
advertisements for fresh guests. Such a quiet, unassuming restaurant is&#13;
the Quadrant, in Regent Street, the windows of which keep their eyes&#13;
half closed by pink blinds which shut off the view of the interior&#13;
from passers-by. Messrs Formaggia and Galiardi cater there for very&#13;
faithful customers, and I always look with interest as I pass at the&#13;
menu of the half-crown dinner which is written in a bold hand and shown&#13;
in a small frame by the window. It is always a well-chosen meal, and&#13;
on the occasions that I have eaten at the Quadrant, I have been well&#13;
satisfied with its fare. It was at the Quadrant that a gourmet with a&#13;
taste for strange foods gave me a lunch of land-crabs which had been&#13;
imported with much difficulty from either Barbadoes or the West Indies,&#13;
and which Mr Formaggia's chef had cooked strictly in accordance with&#13;
the recipe that came with them. They had, I remember, rather a bitter&#13;
taste, but perhaps land-crabs, like snails, are not to everybody's&#13;
taste.</p><p>In Soho, the Italian restaurants jostle the French restaurants in&#13;
every street. Perhaps the best known of the Soho restaurants owned by&#13;
Italians is the Ristorante d'Italia, whereof Signor Baglioni is the&#13;
proprietor, which thrusts out an illuminated arum amidst the electric&#13;
globes and glittering signs of Old Compton Street. My memories of the&#13;
half-crown _table d'hôte_ dinner there is of food excellently cooked&#13;
under the superintendence of an erstwhile _chef de cuisine_ of the&#13;
Prince of Monaco, of the noise of much talking in vehement Italian, of&#13;
rather close quarters at little tables laid for four, and of a menu of&#13;
rather portentous provender.</p><p>The most Italian of any restaurant that I have discovered in my&#13;
explorations in Soho is the Treviglio in Church Street, a little&#13;
restaurant that might have been lifted bodily from a canal-side in&#13;
Venice or a small street in Florence. It is whole-heartedly Italian,&#13;
and puts to the forefront of its window a list of the specialities of&#13;
Italian cookery on which it prides itself. It is a favoured haunt of&#13;
the Italian journalists in London, and that, I think, can be taken as a&#13;
certificate that its cookery is not only thoroughly Italian but is also&#13;
good Italian. Signori Pozzi and Valdoni are its proprietors.</p><p>Pinoli's is a restaurant in Lower Wardour Street that offers almost&#13;
as much at its two-shilling _table d'hôte_ dinner as some other&#13;
restaurants do at twice or more that price.</p><p>A quiet, flourishing restaurant owned by an Italian, Signor Antonio&#13;
Audagna, who began life as a waiter at Romano's, is the Comedy&#13;
Restaurant, in Panton Street, Haymarket. It is a comfortable&#13;
restaurant, with cream walls and oval mirrors and pink-shaded lamps,&#13;
and its back rooms are on a higher level than those of its Panton&#13;
Street front. Its customers are very faithful to it, and, as its&#13;
proprietor once told me, "when the fathers die the sons take their&#13;
places as customers." There was some time ago a proposal to extend&#13;
it so as to give it a front to the Haymarket, but that plan came to&#13;
naught, and the Comedy goes on just as before in its old premises.&#13;
This is a menu of the Comedy _table d'hôte_ dinner, and its proprietor&#13;
apparently took a hint from Philippe of the Cavour for the menu bears&#13;
the legend, "No beer served with this dinner":</p><p>Hors d'œuvre Variés.&#13;
                       Queue de Bœuf Printanière&#13;
                            Crème Chasseur.&#13;
                       Sole à la Bourguignonne.&#13;
                     Noisette de Pré-Salé Volnay.&#13;
                          Spaghetti al Sugo.&#13;
                         Poulet en Casserole.&#13;
                                Salade.&#13;
                             Glacé Comedy.&#13;
                               Dessert.</p><p>Another quiet restaurant with a faithful clientele is Signor Pratti's,&#13;
the Ship, in Whitehall. His _table d'hôte_ dinners are half-a-crown&#13;
and three-and-six, and his eighteenpenny lunch, I fancy, brings to the&#13;
restaurant many of the hard-worked gentlemen from Cox's Bank, just&#13;
across the way, and from the Admiralty, which is suitably just behind&#13;
the Ship. Signor Pratti, if I remember rightly, fines teetotalers by&#13;
charging them sixpence extra.</p><p>From Hampstead to Surbiton, from Richmond to Epping, the little Italian&#13;
restaurants flourish. One gourmet whom I know, with a delicate taste&#13;
in Italian wines, makes pilgrimages regularly to Reggiori's, opposite&#13;
King's Cross Station, because he gets there a particular wine which&#13;
this restaurateur imports; while I take an almost paternal interest in&#13;
Canuto's Restaurant in Baker Street. The rise of that restaurant from a&#13;
very humble place, that put out two boards with great sheets of paper&#13;
on them, giving the dishes ready and the dinner of the day, to a rather&#13;
haughty little restaurant with a very beautiful window and the _carte&#13;
du jour_ and the menus of _table d'hôte_ dinners behind the glass in&#13;
frames of restrained gorgeousness, typifies the gradual advance in&#13;
social splendour of the long street that leads to Regent's Park.</p><p>LVIII</p><p>THE HYDE PARK HOTEL</p><p>Newly engaged couples are rather kittle cattle to entertain at any&#13;
meal. There was once a pretty young widow who was about to marry a&#13;
charming young man, and I asked the pair to lunch with me one day at&#13;
the Savoy and was very particular to secure a table in the balcony, for&#13;
I thought that the view over the Gardens and up the Thames to the House&#13;
of Lords and Westminster Abbey would harmonise very well with love's&#13;
young dream. And it did harmonise only too well with it, for the pretty&#13;
widow sat with her face in her two hands gazing up the river with&#13;
far-away eyes while the grilled lamb cutlets grew cold and the _bomb&#13;
praliné_ grew warm, and the charming young man, sat opposite to her&#13;
with hands tightly clasped, gazing into her face and thinking poetry&#13;
hard the while. Conversation there was none on that occasion. I do not&#13;
believe that the couple knew in the least whether they were eating sole&#13;
or cream cheese, and I still have such remnants of good manners that&#13;
were instilled into me in the days of the nursery that I felt that&#13;
I was doing an impolite thing to eat heartily while my guests were&#13;
neglecting their food. I often subsequently wondered whether in the&#13;
days when I fell desperately in love at least once in every six months,&#13;
I behaved in public as much like a patient suffering from softening of&#13;
the brain as did that nice young man on the day he lunched with me at&#13;
the Savoy.</p><p>One of my nephews, a young soldier doctor, is going to do a very&#13;
sensible thing in marrying an exceedingly nice girl early in his&#13;
career, and as he is on leave in London it seemed to me that it would&#13;
be a pleasant thing to ask him and the young lady to lunch or dine with&#13;
me. Though I did not for a moment believe that the presence of his&#13;
intended would cause him to neglect his food, I was not prepared, after&#13;
my previous experience, to put the young lady to the tremendous trial&#13;
of the view of the Thames from the Savoy balcony, and I decided that&#13;
dinner, not lunch, should be the meal.</p><p>As I was curious to see whether a little dinner at the Hyde Park Hotel&#13;
was as well cooked as the great banquets are in that flourishing&#13;
establishment, I asked them to dine there with me one Sunday evening,&#13;
and gave Mr Kerpen, the manager of the hotel, warning of our coming,&#13;
asking him to suggest to M. Müller, the _chef de cuisine_, that I&#13;
should like one or two specialities of his kitchen included in a very&#13;
short menu.</p><p>If lunch had been the meal to which I invited the young couple the Hyde&#13;
Park Hotel dining-room would have been a spot as inducive to day dreams&#13;
as are the balconies at the Savoy and the Cecil, for the view the Hyde&#13;
Park Hotel commands over the Park is one of the most beautiful and most&#13;
varied in London. A strip of garden lies between the Hotel and the&#13;
Ladies' Mile, and beyond that is the branch of Rotten Row that runs up&#13;
past the Knightsbridge Barracks. Beyond that again are green lawns and&#13;
clumps of rhododendrons and other flowering shrubs, and the grassy rise&#13;
up to the banks of the Serpentine, the glitter of the water of which&#13;
and the big trees about it closing in the landscape. The carriages go&#13;
rumbling past; there are generally some riders in the Row and there is&#13;
always movement on the footpath, and it seems to be one of the duties&#13;
of the regiment of Household Cavalry at Knightsbridge to supply as a&#13;
figure in the immediate foreground either a young orderly officer in&#13;
his blue frock-coat setting out or returning from his rounds on a big&#13;
black charger, or a rough-riding corporal in scarlet jacket teaching&#13;
a young horse manners. The view up the river to Westminster may have&#13;
a dreamy beauty on a sunshiny day, the vista of the long walk in the&#13;
Green Park, down which the windows of the Ritz dining-room look, may&#13;
have more sylvan beauty, but the outlook of the Hyde Park Hotel has&#13;
more colour and more variety than those of the other big hotels I have&#13;
mentioned.</p><p>The Hyde Park Hotel was one of Jabez Balfour's speculations, and for&#13;
a time it was a great pile of flats before it became technically an&#13;
hotel. It had a fire, and I fancy that it was after the fire that M.&#13;
Ritz was consulted as to its redecoration--for he had a great talent&#13;
and indisputable taste in suggesting the ornamentation of large&#13;
rooms--and that the Hyde Park Hotel became the exceedingly comfortable,&#13;
quiet, luxurious house it is to-day.</p><p>In the big hall, with its dark-coloured marbles and handsome fireplace,&#13;
I found the young couple waiting for me. They were before their time&#13;
and were in holiday spirits, which reassured me, for no laughing girl&#13;
is likely to slip suddenly into day dreams. After I had given my hat&#13;
and coat to the dark-complexioned servitor in blue and gold Oriental&#13;
dress, who looks like a very good-natured Othello, we waited for a&#13;
while in the big cream and green drawing-room--a room so fresh in&#13;
colour that it does not suggest an environment of London atmosphere,&#13;
though it looks out on to Knightsbridge. At the quarter past eight we&#13;
went into the big dining-room, and M. Binder, the _maître d'hôtel_,&#13;
showed us to the table in a corner by a window which had been set for&#13;
us.</p><p>The Hyde Park Hotel dining-room is an exceedingly handsome hall of&#13;
mahogany, with panels of gold and deep crimson brocade; its pillars&#13;
are of deep red wood with gilt Corinthian capitals; a band plays in a&#13;
gallery above the crystal service doors and the colours of the panels&#13;
are echoed in carpet and curtains and upholstery. In its comfortable&#13;
colouring the Hyde Park Hotel dining-room reminds me very much of&#13;
what the Savoy dining-room used to be before its beautiful mahogany&#13;
panelling was taken down and the colour of the walls and ceiling&#13;
changed to cream.</p><p>I soon found that I was not either to be silent or to have the&#13;
conversation all to myself, for the young people laughed and chatted&#13;
away, and I found myself comparing descriptions of the Curragh as it&#13;
was in the seventies, when we used to lie in bed in the huts and watch&#13;
the marking at the butts through the cracks in the walls, with the&#13;
Curragh of to-day when the last of the Crimean wooden huts are about to&#13;
disappear. The reading of the menu, however, was gone through with due&#13;
solemnity, and the young lady knew that an important moment in her life&#13;
was about to approach, for she was going to taste caviare for the first&#13;
time. This was the menu of our dinner:</p><p>Caviar Blinis.&#13;
                           Crème d'Asperges.&#13;
                           Sole à la H.P.H.&#13;
                    Selle d'Agneau de lait poëlée.&#13;
                   Haricots verts aux fines herbes.&#13;
                         Bécassines Chasseur.&#13;
                                Salade.&#13;
                           Pêches Petit Duc.&#13;
                            Comtesse Marie.&#13;
                              Friandises.&#13;
                               Dessert.</p><p>The young soldier doctor watched his bride-that-is-to-be eat her first&#13;
mouthful of caviare and little angle of the Russian pancake with&#13;
interest and some curiosity. If she did not like the delicacy there&#13;
would be no caviare for him in the days of their honeymoon, while if&#13;
she took a violent fancy to them it might strain the resources of a&#13;
very young establishment to provide caviare at two meals a day. She&#13;
took her first mouthful, considered, and said that she liked it; but&#13;
did not express any overwhelming attachment to it, so I think that so&#13;
far as caviare is concerned it will be eaten with appreciation in the&#13;
household-that-is-to-be but will not appear every day at table. The&#13;
soup was an excellent thick cream; the sole was one of the specialities&#13;
of the kitchen put by the _chef de cuisine_ into the menu, and a most&#13;
admirable sole it is. It is a _mousse_ of chicken sandwiched between&#13;
fillets of sole, and lobster and oysters and, I fancy, mushrooms also,&#13;
have their part in this very noble dish. The tiny saddle of lamb was&#13;
the plain dish of the dinner; the snipe were given a baptism of fire&#13;
before they were brought to table. The peaches were another dish that&#13;
is a speciality of the house. With the _Bar-le-Duc_ currant jelly about&#13;
the peaches there was mingled some old Fine Champagne, while the ice&#13;
and the vanilla cream that went with it were served separately, as is&#13;
the modern fashion, which is a great improvement on sending up the ice&#13;
in a messy state with the fruit. The wine we drank was Clicquot 1904.&#13;
I was charged half-a-guinea a head for our dinner, which was excellent&#13;
value for the money: altogether an admirable dinner, admirably cooked,&#13;
and I sent my compliments to the chef.</p><p>The other people who had dined had gradually melted away; the band&#13;
had left its gallery and we could hear its strains coming from some&#13;
distant room. The young people chattered away about theatres and&#13;
dances and we might have sat at table until midnight had not the&#13;
_maître d'hôtel_ suggested that we might like to look at the other&#13;
rooms on the ground floor before going into the smoking lounge, where&#13;
the band was playing and where a lady was presently to sing. We walked&#13;
through a charming little ante-room with golden furniture, into the&#13;
great pink banqueting-room which is used for dances and balls as well&#13;
as for great feasts. It is the part of the Hyde Park Hotel with which&#13;
I am most familiar, and I told the young people, who were more anxious&#13;
to know which way the boards ran and whether it was a good floor for&#13;
dancing than they were for descriptions of banquets, how at one of the&#13;
dinners of the Gastronomes in this fine room the table decorations were&#13;
so arranged as to be high above the diners' heads and that the air&#13;
seemed full of flowers and how M. Müller had invented for that feast&#13;
the beau-ideal of a vegetable _sorbet--tomates givrées_. I had thoughts&#13;
of giving them details of a wonderful banquet given at the hotel by the&#13;
Society of Merchants, but I am sure they would not have had patience&#13;
to listen, so what I abstained from telling them then, lest they might&#13;
think me a gluttonous old bore, I here set down for your consideration,&#13;
for you can skip it if you will, whereas the two young people would, I&#13;
am sure, have been kind enough to listen and to pretend to appreciate&#13;
its beauties:</p><p>Cantaloup Grande Fine Champagne.&#13;
                                Caviar.&#13;
                         Consommé Florentine.&#13;
                         Crème de Pois frais.&#13;
           Filets de Truite Saumonée au Coulis d'Ecrevisses.&#13;
                   Volaille de la Bresse Châtelaine.&#13;
                   Selle de Béhague à la Provençale.&#13;
                    Aubergines au Beurre Noisette.&#13;
                      Cailles Royales à l'Ananas.&#13;
                           Pommes Colerette.&#13;
                     Dodines de Canard à la Gelée.&#13;
                      Cœurs de Laitues aux œufs.</p><p>Pêches Framboisées.&#13;
                              Friandises.&#13;
                               Dessert.</p><p>VINS.&#13;
                          Sandringham Sherry.&#13;
                        Schloss Volkrads, 1904.&#13;
                       Pommery and Greno, 1900.&#13;
                     Château Brane Cantenac, 1899.&#13;
                           Sandeman's, 1884.&#13;
                         Marett Gautier, 1830.&#13;
                               Liqueurs.</p><p>Then we went into the big room, a room of mahogany, and views of lake&#13;
and river and sea painted on the panels, which is the room most used by&#13;
the people who live in the hotel, where the papers and great arm-chairs&#13;
are and where a man can smoke comfortably, and we listened to the&#13;
little orchestra and to a young lady who sang us songs sentimental and&#13;
songs cheerful until it was time for my nephew to do escort duty in&#13;
taking the young lady back to the northern heights where she lives.</p><p>LIX</p><p>YE OLDE GAMBRINUS</p><p>The one thing in the world that the friends of Germany do not tell us&#13;
poor Englishmen is to be obtained better in the Fatherland than on this&#13;
side of the Channel is things to eat, though of course Munich beer has&#13;
been held up to our brewers for generations as an example of what they&#13;
should brew. Perhaps it is for this reason that there are fewer German&#13;
restaurants in London in comparison with the size of the German colony&#13;
than there are French and Italian restaurants in comparison with the&#13;
colonies of those countries.</p><p>Yet good, simple German cookery is quite excellent of its kind. A&#13;
German housewife knows how to make a goose into many delectable dishes&#13;
which an English housewife knows nothing of, and the German tarts are&#13;
excellent things amongst dishes of pastry.</p><p>There are one or two German restaurants in Soho, and Mr Appenrodt in&#13;
his restaurants considers the tastes of his fellow-countrymen, but the&#13;
best known London restaurant devoted entirely to German and Austrian&#13;
cookery is the Olde Gambrinus, in Regent Street, and it was an Italian,&#13;
little Oddenino, who appreciated the long-felt want of the Germans in&#13;
London and who gave them a restaurant in which they can imagine that&#13;
they are once again back in their own country, eating German foods and&#13;
drinking German drinks.</p><p>The Gambrinus has entrances both in Glasshouse Street and in Regent&#13;
Street. The Regent Street entrance echoes the decoration of that of&#13;
its big brother, the Imperial Restaurant, a few paces farther along the&#13;
street, and its marble pillars and revolving door do not suggest the&#13;
entirely German surroundings we are in as soon as we have crossed the&#13;
threshold. A comparatively narrow room, panelled half-way up its height&#13;
with dark wood and with two rows of tables, is the first portion of the&#13;
restaurant we see on entering from Regent Street, and it is here that&#13;
those good Germans sit who do not want to eat a meal but wish to drink&#13;
their "steins" of beer. Above the panelling on the walls are the heads&#13;
of many deer and wild beasts from all parts of the world, and the first&#13;
impression that this gives to anyone who does not know the Gambrinus&#13;
is that it is a Valhalla for the denizens of some Wonder Zoo. In the&#13;
midst of these heads of the wild things of the woods and the plains is&#13;
that of a fine dog. No doubt he was the chosen companion of some mighty&#13;
hunter, and one hopes that he was not like the rest, a spoil of the&#13;
chase.</p><p>After this first narrow room there comes a wider one with an arched&#13;
roof, glazed with bottle-glass, and then the main restaurant itself,&#13;
which has the appearance of a baronial hall. Its floor is of wooden&#13;
blocks; there are many little tables in it, and chairs with backs of&#13;
dark leather, and it is panelled like the entrance, with dark wood. Any&#13;
chair not occupied is at our disposal, and we have found seats, and a&#13;
waiter has put in front of us the big sheet with the menu of the day on&#13;
it and a picture in blue of a crowned gentleman with a long white beard&#13;
astride on a beer cask and drinking from a foaming tankard. We will&#13;
order our dinner first and then look at our surroundings.</p><p>For every day in the week there are special dishes: four soups, one&#13;
of which is generally _bouillon mit ei_; three meat dishes and a&#13;
fruit dish. There is a list of _hors d'œuvre_, amongst them _Berliner&#13;
rollmops_ and _Brabant sardellen, Nürnberger ochsenmaul salat_ and&#13;
Bismarck herring. There is a column in print of cold dishes in which&#13;
various German sausages are given the place of honour, and then,&#13;
written in violet ink, many ready dishes beyond those sacred to the&#13;
day, and another list of dishes which can be had to order.</p><p>As the most typical German dishes amongst those of the day let us&#13;
order goose soup with dumplings, roast veal and peas, and pear tart,&#13;
and we cannot do better than wash this down with two large glasses of&#13;
light-coloured Munich beer.</p><p>The waiter takes our orders, and from a pile of rounds of wadding put&#13;
down by us two with some blue printing on them, which shows that we&#13;
are going to drink Munich beer, whereas had we elected for the beer of&#13;
Pilsen we should have been given rounds of wadding with red on them.</p><p>On all the seats at all the tables are Germans of all types.&#13;
Dark-haired Germans from the south, looking almost like Italians, and&#13;
the typical fair-haired Teutons of the north with fat necks and hair&#13;
cropped to a stubble. Anyone who thinks that the German fraus and&#13;
frauleins resemble at all the unkind caricatures the French make of&#13;
them should see the pretty ladies who accompany the worthy Germans who&#13;
eat their dinners at the Gambrinus. They are as fresh and charming,&#13;
as well dressed and as daintily mannered as the ladies who go to any&#13;
restaurant of any other nationality.</p><p>The windows that give on to Glasshouse Street are of the glass that&#13;
looks as though the bottoms of wine bottles had been used, and in the&#13;
centre of each window is an escutcheon with armorial bearings. At&#13;
one side of the room is a gallery of dark wood, and on the front of&#13;
this is also a wealth of heraldry. The heads of animals of all kinds,&#13;
which seemed a little strange in the _brasserie_ by the entrance, seem&#13;
quite in place in the big hall which has all the appearance of the&#13;
dining-room of some old baronial castle converted into a German inn. On&#13;
the side opposite to the gallery is a long counter under two arches of&#13;
dark wood. On this counter are many beer mugs, and fruit in baskets,&#13;
and on a series of shelves all the _delicatessen_ which are recorded on&#13;
the _spiese karte_. On the wall at the back of the two arches hang the&#13;
beer mugs which belong to the customers, rows upon rows of them forming&#13;
a background of coloured earthenware and glass. By the side of this&#13;
long counter is another, where a pretty girl sits and hands out to the&#13;
waiters the liqueur bottles and keeps the necessary accounts.</p><p>If the trophies of the chase in the _brasserie_ are various they are&#13;
infinitely more various in the big hall, for the Herr Baron must have&#13;
hunted on all the continents and did not disdain to add monsters of the&#13;
deep to his trophies, for a spiky fish, looking like a marine hedgehog,&#13;
dangles from the ceiling, and below it is one of those curious things&#13;
which sailors call mermaids and the right name of which is, I believe,&#13;
manati. He was a collector of curios also, this imaginary baron, for&#13;
a curious lamp in the shape of an eight-pointed star hangs above the&#13;
gallery, there is a carved owl immediately below it and various other&#13;
wood carvings in different parts of the restaurant, and on the broad&#13;
shelf above the panelling are a wonderful variety of earthenware&#13;
and china and pewter mugs and dishes and jugs and candlesticks in&#13;
quantities that would set up half-a-dozen antique shops.</p><p>The heads of animals on the wall would supply material for an&#13;
exhaustive lesson in zoology. There is the skull of an elephant, the&#13;
head of a rhino, a bear grins sardonically on one side, and opposite&#13;
to him a zebra appears to have thrust his head and neck through the&#13;
wall. There are several boars' heads, an eagle with his wings spread&#13;
dangles from the balcony, and a black cock appears to be rising from a&#13;
forest of liqueur bottles. There are horns or heads of half-a-hundred&#13;
varieties of deer, from the wapiti and elk to those tiny little fellows&#13;
with horns a couple of inches long who run about like rabbits in the&#13;
German forests. There are antlers of red deer and fallow deer, and&#13;
heads of wildebesste and hartebesste, and black buck and buffalo, and&#13;
of many more that are beyond my knowledge of horned beasts.</p><p>There are in the room glass screens to keep off all draughts; there&#13;
are bent-wood stands on which to hang coats and hats, and a staircase&#13;
with a luxurious carpet on it and a brass rail leads down into the&#13;
grill-room of the Imperial Restaurant next door.</p><p>But the waiter, who had already put down by our places two long sloping&#13;
glasses of the clear cold beer, now brings us the plates of smoking&#13;
goose soup, and excellent soup it is, with the suet dumplings, as&#13;
light as possible, in it, and pieces of the breast of the goose. Why&#13;
we English neglect the goose as a soup-maker I do not know, as indeed&#13;
I do not know why we neglect the goose at all and consign him to the&#13;
kitchen as a meal for the servants while the turkey is being eaten&#13;
upstairs. The veal, which, I should imagine, is imported from Germany,&#13;
is excellent, and the huge chop of it that is given to each of us must,&#13;
I think, be an extra attention on the part of the management, for M.&#13;
Oddenino has just come in and has taken a seat at a table in a recess,&#13;
where he dines frugally every night so as to be within call of his&#13;
restaurant next door, and he has called the attention of the little&#13;
manager to our presence. So perhaps we are being given what in Club&#13;
life is known as the "Committee-man's chop."</p><p>Our third venture is just as satisfactory as the two previous ones,&#13;
for the great angle of open pear tart is in every way excellent. The&#13;
bill presented at the close of our meal is as moderate as the food was&#13;
good. We have each in our meal consumed three shillings and three pence&#13;
worth of well-cooked food and cold beer.</p><p>So again I ask, Why should the German _cuisine_ in London be the&#13;
Cinderella of the daughters of Gastronomy?</p><p>LX</p><p>MY SINS OF OMISSION</p><p>No one can be more aware than I am of the things I have left undone&#13;
in writing of the restaurants of London, of the many interesting&#13;
dining-places of which I have made no mention, of the eating-houses&#13;
with historical associations that I have overlooked.</p><p>I have done no more than touch the hem of the garment of the City. As&#13;
I write I recall that the Ship and Turtle, the Palmerston and other&#13;
notable restaurants I have passed by without even a word, and that&#13;
I have given only a line to Pim's and Simpson's, and the George and&#13;
Vulture, each of which is worthy of a chapter.</p><p>The Liverpool Street Hotel, which I have singled out, is not by any&#13;
means the only great railway hotel in London where the catering is&#13;
excellent. I used at one time to dine every Derby night with the late&#13;
Mr George Dobell at the St Pancras Hotel, and a better cooked dinner no&#13;
one could have given me. The Euston Hotel had, and I have no doubt has,&#13;
an admirable cellar of wines.</p><p>There is a chapter waiting to be written concerning the changes that&#13;
have taken place in railway refreshment-room catering, with, as&#13;
examples, the dining-rooms at the two Victoria stations and the _table&#13;
d'hôte_ dinner that is provided for playgoers at Waterloo.</p><p>The luncheons provided for golfers in the club-houses of the golf&#13;
courses near London was another subject to which I intended to devote&#13;
a chapter, and yet another to the excellent luncheons that the racing&#13;
clubs, following Sandown's example, provide for their members.</p><p>There are roadside and riverside inns that deserve mention besides&#13;
those of which I have written.</p><p>Many of the large hotels that I have not mentioned deserve attention,&#13;
but there is a certain similarity in the _table d'hôte_ meals at all&#13;
big hotels nowadays and the difference between the rank and file&#13;
of them lies more in their situation and decoration than in their&#13;
_cuisine_.</p><p>My excuse for paying a vague compliment to the big hotels in bulk will&#13;
not hold good with respect to the many small hotels that I have not&#13;
mentioned where the cookery is excellent. They at least have, each&#13;
one, its distinct individuality. I can only plead that I have been&#13;
frightened by their number. Almond's in Clifford Street, Brown's in&#13;
Albemarle Street, where M. Peròs is the chef, are two which occur to me&#13;
as I write in which I have dined admirably, and I have no doubt that&#13;
"Sunny Jim" will make the restaurant of the St James's Palace Hotel a&#13;
favourite dining-place.</p><p>I feel that I have slighted Oxford Street and Holborn in having merely&#13;
nodded as I passed by to some of the many restaurants, some of them&#13;
important ones, that are to be found on the road from Prince Albert's&#13;
Statue to the Marble Arch. My hope of making amends to them for this&#13;
neglect lies in a hope that my book may run into more than one edition.</p><p>In the streets that branch off from Shaftesbury Avenue there are&#13;
several restaurants for which I should have found room in this&#13;
book. The Coventry is one, and the by-ways of Soho teem with little&#13;
eating-houses waiting to be discovered and to become prosperous and&#13;
to possess globes of electric light and rows of Noah's ark trees in&#13;
green tubs. I am not such a hardy explorer as I used to be, but I have&#13;
gone through some terrible times in experimenting on some of the little&#13;
restaurants in Soho--the ones that had better remain undiscovered.</p><p>Some of my correspondents have asked me why I only write of places that&#13;
I can conscientiously praise, and why I do not describe my failures.&#13;
My answer to this is that it is not fair to condemn any restaurant,&#13;
however humble it may be, on one trial, and that, when I have been&#13;
given an indifferent meal anywhere, I never go back again to see&#13;
whether I shall be as badly treated on a second occasion. I prefer&#13;
to consign to oblivion the stories I could tell of bad eggs and rank&#13;
butter and cold potatoes, stringy meat and skeleton fowls.</p><p>It is so much better for one's digestion to think of pleasant things&#13;
than to brood over horrors.</p><p>Adieu, or rather, I trust, au revoir.</p><p>*       *       *       *       *</p><p>_P. S._--That changes have taken place in the personnel of the&#13;
restaurants even in the space of time that it takes to pass the proofs&#13;
of this book shows how difficult it is to keep such a publication&#13;
right up to date. Most of the changes I have been able to note in&#13;
their proper position, but the sale of Rule's by Mr and Mrs O'Brien to&#13;
one of their old servants and the appointment of M. Mambrino to the&#13;
managership of the Berkeley Hotel I must record here.</p></section></body></FictionBook>
