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<FictionBook xmlns="http://www.gribuser.ru/xml/fictionbook/2.0" xmlns:l="http://www.w3.org/1999/xlink"><description><title-info><author><first-name>August von Kotzebue</first-name></author><book-title>Lovers' Vows</book-title><lang>uk</lang></title-info></description><body><section><p>[Illustration]</p><p>Lovers’ Vows</p><p>A Play in Five Acts</p><p>From the German of Kotzebue</p><p>by Mrs. Inchbald</p><p>Contents</p><p>PREFACE.</p><p>THE PROLOGUE.</p><p>LOVERS’ VOWS.</p><p>ACT I&#13;
Scene I. A high road, a town at a distance—A small inn on one side of the road—A cottage on the other.</p><p>ACT II&#13;
Scene I. A room in the Cottage.&#13;
Scene II. An apartment in the Castle.</p><p>ACT III&#13;
Scene I. An open Field.&#13;
Scene II. A room in the Castle.</p><p>ACT IV&#13;
Scene I. A Prison in one of the Towers of the Castle.&#13;
Scene II. A Room in the Castle.</p><p>ACT V&#13;
Scene I. Inside of the Cottage.&#13;
Scene II. A Room in the Castle.</p><p>Epilogue.</p><p>Dramatis Personæ</p><p>Men</p><p>BARON WILDENHAIM    _Mr. Murray._&#13;
COUNT CASSEL        _Mr. Knight._&#13;
ANHALT              _Mr. H. Johnston._&#13;
FREDERICK           _Mr. Pope._&#13;
VERDUN _the_ BUTLER _Mr. Munden._&#13;
LANDLORD            _Mr. Thompson_&#13;
COTTAGER            _Mr. Davenport._&#13;
FARMER              _Mr. Rees._&#13;
COUNTRYMAN          _Mr. Dyke._&#13;
Huntsmen, Servants, &amp;c.</p><p>Women</p><p>AGATHA FIRBURG     _Mrs. Johnson._&#13;
AMELIA WILDENHAIM  _Mrs. H. Johnston._&#13;
COTTAGER’S WIFE    _Mrs. Davenport._&#13;
COUNTRY GIRL       _Miss Leserve._</p><p>SCENE, Germany—Time of representation one day.</p><p>PREFACE.</p><p>It would appear like affectation to offer an apology for any scenes or&#13;
passages omitted or added, in this play, different from the original:&#13;
its reception has given me confidence to suppose what I have done is&#13;
right; for Kotzebue’s “Child of Love” in Germany, was never more&#13;
attractive than “Lovers’ Vows” has been in England.</p><p>I could trouble my reader with many pages to disclose the motives which&#13;
induced me to alter, with the exception of a few common-place sentences&#13;
only, the characters of Count Cassel, Amelia, and Verdun the Butler—I&#13;
could explain why the part of the Count, as in the original, would&#13;
inevitably have condemned the whole Play,—I could inform my reader why&#13;
I have pourtrayed the Baron in many particulars different from the&#13;
German author, and carefully prepared the audience for the grand effect&#13;
of the last scene in the fourth act, by totally changing his conduct&#13;
towards his son as a robber—why I gave sentences of a humourous kind to&#13;
the parts of the two Cottagers—why I was compelled, on many occasions,&#13;
to compress the matter of a speech of three or four pages into one of&#13;
three or four lines—and why, in no one instance, I would suffer my&#13;
respect for Kotzebue to interfere with my profound respect for the&#13;
judgment of a British audience. But I flatter myself such a vindication&#13;
is not requisite to the enlightened reader, who, I trust, on comparing&#13;
this drama with the original, will at once see all my motives—and the&#13;
dull admirer of mere verbal translation, it would be vain to endeavour&#13;
to inspire with taste by instruction.</p><p>Wholly unacquainted with the German language, a literal translation of&#13;
the “Child of Love” was given to me by the manager of Covent Garden&#13;
Theatre to be fitted, as my opinion should direct, for his stage. This&#13;
translation, tedious and vapid as most literal translations are, had&#13;
the peculiar disadvantage of having been put into our language by a&#13;
German—of course it came to me in broken English. It was no slight&#13;
misfortune to have an example of bad grammar, false metaphors and&#13;
similes, with all the usual errors of feminine diction, placed before a&#13;
female writer. But if, disdaining the construction of sentences,—the&#13;
precise decorum of the cold grammarian,—she has caught the spirit of&#13;
her author,—if, in every altered scene,—still adhering to the nice&#13;
propriety of his meaning, and still keeping in view his great&#13;
catastrophe,—she has agitated her audience with all the various&#13;
passions he depicted, the rigid criticism of the closet will be but a&#13;
slender abatement of the pleasure resulting from the sanction of an&#13;
applauding theatre.</p><p>It has not been one of the least gratifications I have received from&#13;
the success of this play, that the original German, from which it is&#13;
taken, was printed in the year 1791; and yet, that during all the&#13;
period which has intervened, no person of talents or literary knowledge&#13;
(though there are in this country many of that description, who profess&#13;
to search for German dramas) has thought it worth employment to make a&#13;
translation of the work. I can only account for such an apparent&#13;
neglect of Kotzebue’s “Child of Love,” by the consideration of its&#13;
original unfitness for an English stage, and the difficulty of making&#13;
it otherwise—a difficulty which once appeared so formidable, that I&#13;
seriously thought I must have declined it even after I had proceeded&#13;
some length in the undertaking.</p><p>Independently of objections to the character of the Count, the&#13;
dangerous insignificance of the Butler, in the original, embarrassed me&#13;
much. I found, if he was retained in the _Dramatis Personæ_, something&#13;
more must be supplied than the author had assigned him: I suggested the&#13;
verses I have introduced; but not being blessed with the Butler’s happy&#13;
art of rhyming, I am indebted for them, except the seventh and eleventh&#13;
stanzas in the first of his poetic stories, to the author of the&#13;
prologue.</p><p>The part of Amelia has been a very particular object of my solicitude&#13;
and alteration: the same situations which the author gave her remain,&#13;
but almost all the dialogue of the character I have changed: the&#13;
forward and unequivocal manner in which she announces her affection to&#13;
her lover, in the original, would have been revolting to an English&#13;
audience: the passion of love, represented on the stage, is certain to&#13;
be insipid or disgusting, unless it creates smiles or tears: Amelia’s&#13;
love, by Kotzebue, is indelicately blunt, and yet void of mirth or&#13;
sadness: I have endeavoured to attach the attention and sympathy of the&#13;
audience by whimsical insinuations, rather than coarse abruptness—the&#13;
same woman, I conceive, whom the author drew, with the self-same&#13;
sentiments, but with manners adapted to the English rather than the&#13;
German taste; and if the favour in which this character is held by the&#13;
audience, together with every sentence and incident which I have&#13;
presumed to introduce in the play, may be offered as the criterion of&#13;
my skill, I am sufficiently rewarded for the task I have performed.</p><p>In stating the foregoing circumstances relating to this production, I&#13;
hope not to be suspected of arrogating to my own exertions only, the&#13;
popularity which has attended “The Child of Love,” under the title of&#13;
“Lovers’ Vows,”—the exertions of every performer engaged in the play&#13;
deservedly claim a share in its success; and I must sincerely thank&#13;
them for the high importance of their aid.</p><p>PROLOGUE.</p><p>WRITTEN BY JOHN TAYLOR, ESQ.</p><p>_Spoken by Mr. MURRAY._</p><p>Poets have oft’ declared, in doleful strain,&#13;
That o’er dramatic tracks they beat in vain,&#13;
Hopeless that novelty will spring to sight;&#13;
For life and nature are exhausted quite.&#13;
Though plaints like these have rung from age to age,&#13;
Too kind are writers to desert the stage;&#13;
And if they, fruitless, search for unknown prey,&#13;
At least they dress _old game_ a _novel way_;&#13;
But such lamentings should be heard no more,&#13;
For modern taste turns Nature out of door;&#13;
Who ne’er again her former sway will boast,&#13;
Till, to complete her works, _she starts a ghost_.&#13;
    If such the mode, what can we hope to-night,&#13;
Who rashly dare approach without a sprite?&#13;
No dreadful cavern, no midnight scream,&#13;
No rosin flames, nor e’en one flitting gleam.&#13;
Nought of the charms so potent to invite&#13;
The monstrous charms of terrible delight.&#13;
Our present theme the German Muse supplies,&#13;
But rather aims to soften than surprise.&#13;
Yet, with her woes she strives some smiles to blend,&#13;
Intent as well to cheer as to amend:&#13;
On her own native soil she knows the art&#13;
To charm the fancy, and to touch the heart.&#13;
If, then, she mirth and pathos can express,&#13;
Though less engaging in an English dress,&#13;
Let her from British hearts no peril fear,&#13;
But, as a STRANGER*, find a welcome here.</p><p>* Hamlet.</p><p>LOVERS’ VOWS.</p><p>ACT I.</p><p>SCENE I.</p><p>_A high road, a town at a distance—A small inn on one side of the&#13;
road—A cottage on the other._</p><p>_The_ LANDLORD _of the inn leads_ AGATHA _by the hand out of his&#13;
house._</p><p>LANDLORD.&#13;
No, no! no room for you any longer—It is the fair to-day in the next&#13;
village; as great a fair as any in the German dominions. The country&#13;
people with their wives and children take up every corner we have.</p><p>AGATHA.&#13;
You will turn a poor sick woman out of doors who has spent her last&#13;
farthing in your house.</p><p>LANDLORD.&#13;
For that very reason; because she _has_ spent her last farthing.</p><p>AGATHA.&#13;
I can work.</p><p>LANDLORD.&#13;
You can hardly move your hands.</p><p>AGATHA.&#13;
My strength will come again.</p><p>LANDLORD.&#13;
Then _you_ may come again.</p><p>AGATHA.&#13;
What am I to do? Where shall I go?</p><p>LANDLORD.&#13;
It is fine weather—you may go any where.</p><p>AGATHA.&#13;
Who will give me a morsel of bread to satisfy my hunger?</p><p>LANDLORD.&#13;
Sick people eat but little.</p><p>AGATHA.&#13;
Hard, unfeeling man, have pity.</p><p>LANDLORD.&#13;
When times are hard, pity is too expensive for a poor man. Ask alms of&#13;
the different people that go by.</p><p>AGATHA.&#13;
Beg! I would rather starve.</p><p>LANDLORD.&#13;
You may beg and starve too. What a fine lady you are! Many an honest&#13;
woman has been obliged to beg. Why should not you? [Agatha _sits down&#13;
upon a large stone under a tree._] For instance, here comes somebody;&#13;
and I will teach you how to begin. [_A Countryman, with working tools,&#13;
crosses the road._] Good day, neighbour Nicholas.</p><p>COUNTRYMAN&#13;
Good day. [_Stops._]</p><p>LANDLORD.&#13;
Won’t you give a trifle to this poor woman? [_Countryman takes no&#13;
notice, but walks off._] That would not do—the poor man has nothing&#13;
himself but what he gets by hard labour. Here comes a rich farmer;&#13;
perhaps he will give you something.</p><p>_Enter_ FARMER.</p><p>LANDLORD.&#13;
Good morning to you, Sir. Under yon tree sits a poor woman in distress,&#13;
who is in need of your charity.</p><p>FARMER.&#13;
Is she not ashamed of herself? Why don’t she work?</p><p>LANDLORD.&#13;
She has had a fever.—If you would but pay for one dinner—</p><p>FARMER.&#13;
The harvest has been indifferent, and my cattle and sheep have suffered&#13;
distemper. [_Exit._</p><p>LANDLORD.&#13;
My fat, smiling face was not made for begging: you’ll have more luck&#13;
with your thin, sour one—so, I’ll leave you to yourself. [_Exit._</p><p>[Agatha _rises and comes forward._]</p><p>AGATHA.&#13;
Oh Providence! thou hast till this hour protected me, and hast given me&#13;
fortitude not to despair. Receive my humble thanks, and restore me to&#13;
health, for the sake of my poor son, the innocent cause of my&#13;
sufferings, and yet my only comfort. [_kneeling_] Oh, grant that I may&#13;
see him once more! See him improved in strength of mind and body; and&#13;
that by thy gracious mercy he may never be visited with afflictions&#13;
great as mine. [_After a pause_] Protect his father too, merciful&#13;
Providence, and pardon his crime of perjury to me! Here, in the face of&#13;
heaven (supposing my end approaching, and that I can but a few days&#13;
longer struggle with want and sorrow), here, I solemnly forgive my&#13;
seducer for all the ills, the accumulated evils which his allurements,&#13;
his deceit, and cruelty, have for twenty years past drawn upon me.</p><p>_Enter a_ COUNTRY GIRL _with a basket._</p><p>AGATHA.&#13;
[_near fainting_]. My dear child, if you could spare me a trifle—</p><p>GIRL.&#13;
I have not a farthing in the world—But I am going to market to sell my&#13;
eggs, and as I come back I’ll give you three-pence—And I’ll be back as&#13;
soon as ever I can. [_Exit._</p><p>AGATHA.&#13;
There was a time when I was as happy as this country girl, and as&#13;
willing to assist the poor in distress. [_Retires to the tree and sits&#13;
down._]</p><p>_Enter_ FREDERICK—_He is dressed in a German soldier’s uniform, has a&#13;
knapsack on his shoulders, appears in high spirits, and stops at the&#13;
door of the inn._</p><p>FREDERICK.&#13;
Halt! Stand at ease! It is a very hot day—A draught of good wine will&#13;
not be amiss. But first let me consult my purse. [_Takes out a couple&#13;
of pieces of money, which he turns about in his hand._] This will do&#13;
for a breakfast—the other remains for my dinner; and in the evening I&#13;
shall be home. [_Calls out_] Ha! Halloo! Landlord! [_Takes notice of_&#13;
Agatha, _who is leaning against the tree._] Who is that? A poor sick&#13;
woman! She don’t beg; but her appearance makes me think she is in want.&#13;
Must one always wait to give till one is asked? Shall I go without my&#13;
breakfast now, or lose my dinner? The first I think is best. Ay, I&#13;
don’t want a breakfast, for dinner time will soon be here. To do good&#13;
satisfies both hunger and thirst. [_Going towards her with the money in&#13;
his hand._] Take this, good woman.</p><p>[_She stretches her hand for the gift, looks steadfastly at him, and&#13;
cries out with astonishment and joy._]</p><p>AGATHA.&#13;
Frederick!</p><p>FREDERICK.&#13;
Mother! [_With astonishment and grief._] Mother! For God’s sake what is&#13;
this! How is this! And why do I find my mother thus? Speak!</p><p>AGATHA.&#13;
I cannot speak, dear son! [_Rising and embracing him._] My dear&#13;
Frederick! The joy is too great—I was not prepared—</p><p>FREDERICK.&#13;
Dear mother, compose yourself: [_leans her head against his breast_]&#13;
now, then, be comforted. How she trembles! She is fainting.</p><p>AGATHA.&#13;
I am so weak, and my head so giddy—I had nothing to eat all yesterday.</p><p>FREDERICK.&#13;
Good heavens! Here is my little money, take it all! Oh mother! mother!&#13;
[_Runs to the inn_]. Landlord! Landlord! [_knocking violently at the&#13;
door._]</p><p>LANDLORD.&#13;
What is the matter?</p><p>FREDERICK.&#13;
A bottle of wine—quick, quick!</p><p>LANDLORD.&#13;
[_surprised_]. A bottle of wine! For who?</p><p>FREDERICK.&#13;
For me. Why do you ask? Why don’t you make haste?</p><p>LANDLORD.&#13;
Well, well, Mr. soldier: but can you pay for it?</p><p>FREDERICK.&#13;
Here is money—make haste, or I’ll break every window in your house.</p><p>LANDLORD.&#13;
Patience! Patience! [_goes off._</p><p>FREDERICK.&#13;
[_to Agatha_]. You were hungry yesterday when I sat down to a&#13;
comfortable dinner. You were hungry when I partook of a good supper.&#13;
Oh! Why is so much bitter mixed with the joy of my return?</p><p>AGATHA.&#13;
Be patient, my dear Frederick. Since I see you, I am well. But I _have&#13;
been_ very ill: so ill, that I despaired of ever beholding you again.</p><p>FREDERICK.&#13;
Ill, and I was not with you? I will, now, never leave you more. Look,&#13;
mother, how tall and strong I am grown. These arms can now afford you&#13;
support. They can, and shall, procure you subsistence.</p><p>[Landlord _coming out of the house with a small pitcher._]</p><p>LANDLORD.&#13;
Here is wine—a most delicious nectar. [_Aside._] It is only Rhenish;&#13;
but it will pass for the best old Hock.</p><p>FREDERICK.&#13;
[_impatiently snatching the pitcher_]. Give it me.</p><p>LANDLORD.&#13;
No, no—the money first. One shilling and two-pence, if you please.</p><p>[Frederick _gives him money._]</p><p>FREDERICK.&#13;
This is all I have.—Here, here, mother.</p><p>[_While she drinks_ Landlord _counts the money._]</p><p>LANDLORD.&#13;
Three halfpence too short! However, one must be charitable. [_Exit_&#13;
Landlord.</p><p>AGATHA.&#13;
I thank you, my dear Frederick—Wine revives me—Wine from the hand of my&#13;
son gives me almost a new life.</p><p>FREDERICK.&#13;
Don’t speak too much, mother.—Take your time.</p><p>AGATHA.&#13;
Tell me, dear child, how you have passed the five years since you left&#13;
me.</p><p>FREDERICK.&#13;
Both good and bad, mother. To day plenty—to-morrow not so much—And&#13;
sometimes nothing at all.</p><p>AGATHA.&#13;
You have not written to me this long while.</p><p>FREDERICK.&#13;
Dear mother, consider the great distance I was from you!—And then, in&#13;
the time of war, how often letters miscarry.—Besides——</p><p>AGATHA.&#13;
No matter now I see you. But have you obtained your discharge?</p><p>FREDERICK.&#13;
Oh, no, mother—I have leave of absence only for two months; and that&#13;
for a particular reason. But I will not quit you so soon, now I find&#13;
you are in want of my assistance.</p><p>AGATHA.&#13;
No, no, Frederick; your visit will make me so well, that I shall in a&#13;
very short time recover strength to work again; and you must return to&#13;
your regiment when your furlough is expired. But you told me leave of&#13;
absence was granted you for a particular reason.—What reason?</p><p>FREDERICK.&#13;
When I left you five years ago, you gave me every thing you could&#13;
afford, and all you thought would be necessary for me. But one trifle&#13;
you forgot, which was, the certificate of my birth from the&#13;
church-book.—You know in this country there is nothing to be done&#13;
without it. At the time of parting from you, I little thought it could&#13;
be of that consequence to me which I have since found it would have&#13;
been. Once I became tired of a soldier’s life, and in the hope I should&#13;
obtain my discharge, offered myself to a master to learn a profession;&#13;
but his question was, “Where is your certificate from the church-book&#13;
of the parish in which you were born?” It vexed me that I had not it to&#13;
produce, for my comrades laughed at my disappointment. My captain&#13;
behaved kinder, for he gave me leave to come home to fetch it—and you&#13;
see, mother, here I am.</p><p>[_During his speech_ Agatha _is confused and agitated._</p><p>AGATHA.&#13;
So, you are come for the purpose of fetching your certificate from the&#13;
church-book.</p><p>FREDERICK.&#13;
Yes, mother.</p><p>AGATHA.&#13;
Oh! oh!</p><p>FREDERICK.&#13;
What is the matter? [_She bursts into tears._] For heaven’s sake,&#13;
mother, tell me what’s the matter?</p><p>AGATHA.&#13;
You have no certificate.</p><p>FREDERICK.&#13;
No!</p><p>AGATHA.&#13;
No.—The laws of Germany excluded you from being registered at your&#13;
birth—for—you are a natural son!</p><p>FREDERICK.&#13;
[_starts—after a pause_]. So!—And who is my father?</p><p>AGATHA.&#13;
Oh Frederick, your wild looks are daggers to my heart. Another time.</p><p>FREDERICK.&#13;
[_endeavouring to conceal his emotion_]. No, no—I am still your son—and&#13;
you are still my mother. Only tell me, who is my father?</p><p>AGATHA.&#13;
When we parted five years ago, you were too young to be intrusted with&#13;
a secret of so much importance.—But the time is come when I can, in&#13;
confidence, open my heart, and unload that burthen with which it has&#13;
been long oppressed. And yet, to reveal my errors to my child, and sue&#13;
for his mild judgment on my conduct——</p><p>FREDERICK.&#13;
You have nothing to sue for; only explain this mystery.</p><p>AGATHA.&#13;
I will, I will. But—my tongue is locked with remorse and shame. You&#13;
must not look at me.</p><p>FREDERICK.&#13;
Not look at you! Cursed be that son who could find his mother guilty,&#13;
although the world should call her so.</p><p>AGATHA.&#13;
Then listen to me, and take notice of that village, [_pointing_] of&#13;
that castle, and of that church. In that village I was born—in that&#13;
church I was baptized. My parents were poor, but reputable farmers.—The&#13;
lady of that castle and estate requested them to let me live with her,&#13;
and she would provide for me through life. They resigned me; and at the&#13;
age of fourteen I went to my patroness. She took pleasure to instruct&#13;
me in all kinds of female literature and accomplishments, and three&#13;
happy years had passed under protection, when her only son, who was an&#13;
officer in the Saxon service, obtained permission to come home. I had&#13;
never seen him before—he was a handsome young man—in my eyes a prodigy;&#13;
for he talked of love, and promised me marriage. He was the first man&#13;
who had ever spoken to me on such a subject.—His flattery made me vain,&#13;
and his repeated vows—Don’t look at me, dear Frederick!—I can say no&#13;
more. [Frederick _with his eyes cast down, takes her hand, and puts it&#13;
to his heart._] Oh! oh! my son! I was intoxicated by the fervent&#13;
caresses of a young, inexperienced, capricious man, and did not recover&#13;
from the delirium till it was too late.</p><p>FREDERICK.&#13;
[_after a pause_]. Go on.—Let me know more of my father.</p><p>AGATHA.&#13;
When the time drew near that I could no longer conceal my guilt and&#13;
shame, my seducer prevailed upon me not to expose him to the resentment&#13;
of his mother. He renewed his former promises of marriage at her&#13;
death;—on which relying, I gave him my word to be secret—and I have to&#13;
this hour buried his name deep in my heart.</p><p>FREDERICK.&#13;
Proceed, proceed! give me full information—I will have courage to hear&#13;
it all. [_Greatly agitated._]</p><p>AGATHA.&#13;
His leave of absence expired, he returned to his regiment, depending on&#13;
my promise, and well assured of my esteem. As soon as my situation&#13;
became known, I was questioned, and received many severe reproaches:&#13;
but I refused to confess who was my undoer; and for that obstinacy was&#13;
turned from the castle.—I went to my parents; but their door was shut&#13;
against me. My mother, indeed, wept as she bade me quit her sight for&#13;
ever; but my father wished increased affliction might befall me.</p><p>FREDERICK.&#13;
[_weeping_]. Be quick with your narrative, or you’ll break my heart.</p><p>AGATHA.&#13;
I now sought protection from the old clergyman of the parish. He&#13;
received me with compassion. On my knees I begged forgiveness for the&#13;
scandal I had caused to his parishioners; promised amendment; and he&#13;
said he did not doubt me. Through his recommendation I went to town;&#13;
and hid in humble lodgings, procured the means of subsistence by&#13;
teaching to the neighbouring children what I had learnt under the&#13;
tuition of my benefactress.—To instruct you, my Frederick, was my care&#13;
and delight; and in return for your filial love I would not thwart your&#13;
wishes when they led to a soldier’s life: but I saw you go from me with&#13;
an aching heart. Soon after, my health declined, I was compelled to&#13;
give up my employment, and, by degrees, became the object you now see&#13;
me. But, let me add, before I close my calamitous story, that—when I&#13;
left the good old clergyman, taking along with me his kind advice and&#13;
his blessing, I left him with a firm determination to fulfil the vow I&#13;
had made of repentance and amendment. I _have_ fulfilled it—and now,&#13;
Frederick, you may look at me again. [_He embraces her._]</p><p>FREDERICK.&#13;
But my father all this time? [_mournfully_] I apprehend he died.</p><p>AGATHA.&#13;
No—he married.</p><p>FREDERICK.&#13;
Married!</p><p>AGATHA.&#13;
A woman of virtue—of noble birth and immense fortune. Yet, [_weeps_] I&#13;
had written to him many times; had described your infant innocence and&#13;
wants; had glanced obliquely at former promises—</p><p>FREDERICK.&#13;
[_rapidly_]. No answer to these letters?</p><p>AGATHA.&#13;
Not a word.—But in time of war, you know, letters miscarry.</p><p>FREDERICK.&#13;
Nor did he ever return to this estate?</p><p>AGATHA.&#13;
No—since the death of his mother this castle has only been inhabited by&#13;
servants—for he settled as far off as Alsace, upon the estate of his&#13;
wife.</p><p>FREDERICK.&#13;
I will carry you in my arms to Alsace. No—why should I ever know my&#13;
father, if he is a villain! My heart is satisfied with a mother.—No—I&#13;
will not go to him. I will not disturb his peace—I leave that task to&#13;
his conscience. What say you, mother, can’t we do without him?&#13;
[_Struggling between tears and his pride._] We don’t want him. I will&#13;
write directly to my captain. Let the consequence be what it will,&#13;
leave you again I cannot. Should I be able to get my discharge, I will&#13;
work all day at the plough, and all the night with my pen. It will do,&#13;
mother, it will do! Heaven’s goodness will assist me—it will prosper&#13;
the endeavours of a dutiful son for the sake of a helpless mother.</p><p>AGATHA.&#13;
[_presses him to her breast_]. Where could be found such another son?</p><p>FREDERICK.&#13;
But tell me my father’s name, that I may know how to shun him.</p><p>AGATHA.&#13;
Baron Wildenhaim.</p><p>FREDERICK.&#13;
Baron Wildenhaim! I shall never forget it.—Oh! you are near fainting.&#13;
Your eyes are cast down. What’s the matter? Speak, mother!</p><p>AGATHA.&#13;
Nothing particular.—Only fatigued with talking. I wish to take a little&#13;
rest.</p><p>FREDERICK.&#13;
I did not consider that we have been all this time in the open road.&#13;
[_Goes to the Inn, and knocks at the door._] Here, Landlord!</p><p>LANDLORD _re-enters._</p><p>LANDLORD.&#13;
Well, what is the matter now?</p><p>FREDERICK.&#13;
Make haste, and get a bed ready for this good woman.</p><p>LANDLORD.&#13;
[_with a sneer_]. A bed for this good woman! ha, ha ha! She slept last&#13;
night in that pent-house; so she may to-night. [_Exit, shutting the&#13;
door._</p><p>FREDERICK.&#13;
You are an infamous—[_goes back to his mother_] Oh! my poor&#13;
mother—[_runs to the Cottage at a little distance, and knocks_]. Ha!&#13;
halloo! Who is there?</p><p>_Enter_ COTTAGER.</p><p>COTTAGER.&#13;
Good day, young soldier.—What is it you want?</p><p>FREDERICK.&#13;
Good friend, look at that poor woman. She is perishing in the public&#13;
road! It is my mother.—Will you give her a small corner in your hut? I&#13;
beg for mercy’s sake—Heaven will reward you.</p><p>COTTAGER.&#13;
Can’t you speak quietly? I understand you very well. [_Calls at the&#13;
door of the hut._] Wife, shake up our bed—here’s a poor sick woman&#13;
wants it. [_Enter_ WIFE]. Why could not you say all this in fewer&#13;
words? Why such a long preamble? Why for mercy’s sake, and heaven’s&#13;
reward? Why talk about reward for such trifles as these? Come, let us&#13;
lead her in; and welcome she shall be to a bed, as good as I can give&#13;
her; and our homely fare.</p><p>FREDERICK.&#13;
Ten thousand thanks, and blessings on you!</p><p>WIFE.&#13;
Thanks and blessings! here’s a piece of work indeed about nothing! Good&#13;
sick lady, lean on my shoulder. [_To_ Frederick] Thanks and reward&#13;
indeed! Do you think husband and I have lived to these years, and don’t&#13;
know our duty? Lean on my shoulder. [_Exeunt into the Cottage._</p><p>ACT II.</p><p>SCENE I.</p><p>_A room in the Cottage._</p><p>AGATHA, COTTAGER, _his_ WIFE, _and_ FREDERICK _discovered_—AGATHA&#13;
_reclined upon a wooden bench,_ FREDERICK _leaning over her._</p><p>FREDERICK.&#13;
Good people have you nothing to give her? Nothing that’s nourishing.</p><p>WIFE.&#13;
Run, husband, run, and fetch a bottle of wine from the landlord of the&#13;
inn.</p><p>FREDERICK.&#13;
No, no—his wine is as bad as his heart: she has drank some of it, which&#13;
I am afraid has turned to poison.</p><p>COTTAGER.&#13;
Suppose, wife, you look for a new-laid egg?</p><p>WIFE.&#13;
Or a drop of brandy, husband—that mostly cures me.</p><p>FREDERICK.&#13;
Do you hear, mother—will you, mother? [Agatha _makes a sign with her&#13;
hand as if she could not take any thing._] She will not. Is there no&#13;
doctor in this neighbourhood?</p><p>WIFE.&#13;
At the end of the village there lives a horse-doctor. I have never&#13;
heard of any other.</p><p>FREDERICK.&#13;
What shall I do? She is dying. My mother is dying.—Pray for her, good&#13;
people!</p><p>AGATHA.&#13;
Make yourself easy, dear Frederick, I am well, only weak—Some wholesome&#13;
nourishment—</p><p>FREDERICK.&#13;
Yes, mother, directly—directly. [_Aside_] Oh where shall I—no money—not&#13;
a farthing left.</p><p>WIFE.&#13;
Oh, dear me! Had you not paid the rent yesterday, husband—</p><p>COTTAGER.&#13;
I then, should know what to do. But as I hope for mercy, I have not a&#13;
penny in my house.</p><p>FREDERICK.&#13;
Then I must—[_Apart, coming forward_]—Yes, I will go, and beg.—But&#13;
should I be refused—I will then—I leave my mother in your care, good&#13;
people—Do all you can for her, I beseech you! I shall soon be with you&#13;
again. [_Goes off in haste and confusion._]</p><p>COTTAGER.&#13;
If he should go to our parson, I am sure he would give him something.</p><p>[Agatha _having revived by degrees during the scene, rises._]</p><p>AGATHA.&#13;
Is that good old man still living, who was minister here some time ago?</p><p>WIFE.&#13;
No—It pleased Providence to take that worthy man to heaven two years&#13;
ago.—We have lost in him both a friend and a father. We shall never get&#13;
such another.</p><p>COTTAGER.&#13;
Wife, wife, our present rector is likewise a very good man.</p><p>WIFE.&#13;
Yes! But he is so very young.</p><p>COTTAGER.&#13;
Our late parson was once young too.</p><p>WIFE.&#13;
[_to_ Agatha.] This young man being tutor in our Baron’s family, he was&#13;
very much beloved by them all; and so the Baron gave him this living in&#13;
consequence.</p><p>COTTAGER.&#13;
And well he deserved it, for his pious instructions to our young lady:&#13;
who is, in consequence, good, and friendly to every body.</p><p>AGATHA.&#13;
What young lady do you mean?</p><p>COTTAGER.&#13;
Our Baron’s daughter.</p><p>AGATHA.&#13;
Is she here?</p><p>WIFE.&#13;
Dear me! Don’t you know that? I thought every body had known that. It&#13;
is almost five weeks since the Baron and all his family arrived at the&#13;
castle.</p><p>AGATHA.&#13;
Baron Wildenhaim?</p><p>WIFE.&#13;
Yes, Baron Wildenhaim.</p><p>AGATHA.&#13;
And his lady?</p><p>COTTAGER.&#13;
His lady died in France many miles from hence, and her death, I&#13;
suppose, was the cause of his coming to this estate—For the Baron has&#13;
not been here till within these five weeks ever since he was married.&#13;
We regretted his absence much, and his arrival has caused great joy.</p><p>WIFE.&#13;
[_addressing her discourse to_ Agatha.] By all accounts the Baroness&#13;
was very haughty; and very whimsical.</p><p>COTTAGER.&#13;
Wife, wife, never speak ill of the dead. Say what you please against&#13;
the living, but not a word against the dead.</p><p>WIFE.&#13;
And yet, husband, I believe the dead care the least what is said&#13;
against them—And so, if you please, I’ll tell my story. The late&#13;
Baroness was, they say, haughty and proud; and they do say, the Baron&#13;
was not so happy as he might have been; but he, bless him, our good&#13;
Baron is still the same as when a boy. Soon after Madam had closed her&#13;
eyes, he left France, and came to Waldenhaim, his native country.</p><p>COTTAGER.&#13;
Many times has he joined in our village dances. Afterwards, when he&#13;
became an officer, he was rather wild, as most young men are.</p><p>WIFE.&#13;
Yes, I remember when he fell in love with poor Agatha, Friburg’s&#13;
daughter: what a piece of work that was—It did not do him much credit.&#13;
That was a wicked thing.</p><p>COTTAGER.&#13;
Have done—no more of this—It is not well to stir up old grievances.</p><p>WIFE.&#13;
Why, you said I might speak ill of the living. ’Tis very hard indeed,&#13;
if one must not speak ill of one’s neighbours, dead, nor alive.</p><p>COTTAGER.&#13;
Who knows whether he was the father of Agatha’s child? She never said&#13;
he was.</p><p>WIFE.&#13;
Nobody but him—that I am sure—I would lay a wager—no, no husband—you&#13;
must not take his part—it was very wicked! Who knows what is now become&#13;
of that poor creature? She has not been heard of this many a year. May&#13;
be she is starving for hunger. Her father might have lived longer too,&#13;
if that misfortune had not happened.</p><p>[Agatha _faints._]</p><p>COTTAGER.&#13;
See here! Help! She is fainting—take hold!</p><p>WIFE.&#13;
Oh, poor woman!</p><p>COTTAGER.&#13;
Let us take her into the next room.</p><p>WIFE.&#13;
Oh poor woman!—I am afraid she will not live. Come, chear up, chear&#13;
up.—You are with those who feel for you. [_They lead her off._]</p><p>SCENE II.</p><p>_An apartment in the Castle._</p><p>_A table spread for breakfast—Several servants in livery disposing the&#13;
equipage_—BARON WILDENHAIM _enters, attended by a_ GENTLEMAN _in&#13;
waiting._</p><p>BARON.&#13;
Has not Count Cassel left his chamber yet?</p><p>GENTLEMAN.&#13;
No, my lord, he has but now rung for his valet.</p><p>BARON.&#13;
The whole castle smells of his perfumery. Go, call my daughter hither.&#13;
[_Exit_ Gentleman.] And am I after all to have an ape for a son-in-law?&#13;
No, I shall not be in a hurry—I love my daughter too well. We must be&#13;
better acquainted before I give her to him. I shall not sacrifice my&#13;
Amelia to the will of others, as I myself was sacrificed. The poor girl&#13;
might, in thoughtlessness, say yes, and afterwards be miserable. What a&#13;
pity she is not a boy! The name of Wildenhaim will die with me. My fine&#13;
estates, my good peasants, all will fall into the hands of strangers.&#13;
Oh! why was not my Amelia a boy?</p><p>_Enter_ AMELIA—[_She kisses the_ Baron’s _hand_.]</p><p>AMELIA.&#13;
Good morning, dear my lord.</p><p>BARON.&#13;
Good morning, Amelia. Have you slept well?</p><p>AMELIA.&#13;
Oh! yes, papa. I always sleep well.</p><p>BARON.&#13;
Not a little restless last night?</p><p>AMELIA.&#13;
No.</p><p>BARON.&#13;
Amelia, you know you have a father who loves you, and I believe you&#13;
know you have a suitor who is come to ask permission to love you. Tell&#13;
me candidly how you like Count Cassel?</p><p>AMELIA.&#13;
Very well.</p><p>BARON.&#13;
Do not you blush when I talk of him?</p><p>AMELIA.&#13;
No.</p><p>BARON.&#13;
No—I am sorry for that. [_aside_] Have you dreamt of him?</p><p>AMELIA.&#13;
No.</p><p>BARON.&#13;
Have you not dreamt at all to-night?</p><p>AMELIA.&#13;
Oh yes—I have dreamt of our chaplain, Mr. Anhalt.</p><p>BARON.&#13;
Ah ha! As if he stood before you and the Count to ask for the ring.</p><p>AMELIA.&#13;
No: not that—I dreamt we were all still in France, and he, my tutor,&#13;
just going to take his leave of us for ever—I ’woke with the fright,&#13;
and found my eyes full of tears.</p><p>BARON.&#13;
Psha! I want to know if you can love the Count. You saw him at the last&#13;
ball we were at in France: when he capered round you; when he danced&#13;
minuets; when he——. But I cannot say what his conversation was.</p><p>AMELIA.&#13;
Nor I either—I do not remember a syllable of it.</p><p>BARON.&#13;
No? Then I do not think you like him.</p><p>AMELIA.&#13;
I believe not.</p><p>BARON.&#13;
But I think it proper to acquaint you he is rich, and of great&#13;
consequence: rich and of consequence; do you hear?</p><p>AMELIA.&#13;
Yes, dear papa. But my tutor has always told me that birth and fortune&#13;
are inconsiderable things, and cannot give happiness.</p><p>BARON.&#13;
There he is right—But if it happens that birth and fortune are joined&#13;
with sense and virtue——</p><p>AMELIA.&#13;
But is it so with Count Cassel?</p><p>BARON.&#13;
Hem! Hem! [_Aside._] I will ask you a few questions on this subject;&#13;
but be sure to answer me honestly—Speak truth.</p><p>AMELIA.&#13;
I never told an untruth in my life.</p><p>BARON.&#13;
Nor ever _conceal_ the truth from me, I command you.</p><p>AMELIA.&#13;
[_Earnestly._] Indeed, my lord, I never will.</p><p>BARON.&#13;
I take you at your word—And now reply to me truly—Do you like to hear&#13;
the Count spoken of?</p><p>AMELIA.&#13;
Good, or bad?</p><p>BARON.&#13;
Good. Good.</p><p>AMELIA.&#13;
Oh yes; I like to hear good of every body.</p><p>BARON.&#13;
But do not you feel a little fluttered when he is talked of?</p><p>AMELIA.&#13;
No. [_shaking her head._]</p><p>BARON.&#13;
Are not you a little embarrassed?</p><p>AMELIA.&#13;
No.</p><p>BARON.&#13;
Don’t you wish sometimes to speak to him, and have not the courage to&#13;
begin?</p><p>AMELIA.&#13;
No.</p><p>BARON.&#13;
Do not you wish to take his part when his companions laugh at him?</p><p>AMELIA.&#13;
No—I love to laugh at him myself.</p><p>BARON.&#13;
Provoking! [_Aside._] Are not you afraid of him when he comes near you?</p><p>AMELIA.&#13;
No, not at all.—Oh yes—once. [_recollecting herself._]</p><p>BARON.&#13;
Ah! Now it comes!</p><p>AMELIA.&#13;
Once at a ball he trod on my foot; and I was so afraid he should tread&#13;
on me again.</p><p>BARON.&#13;
You put me out of patience. Hear, Amelia! [_stops short, and speaks&#13;
softer._] To see you happy is my wish. But matrimony, without concord,&#13;
is like a duetto badly performed; for that reason, nature, the great&#13;
composer of all harmony, has ordained, that, when bodies are allied,&#13;
hearts should be in perfect unison. However, I will send Mr. Anhalt to&#13;
you——</p><p>AMELIA.&#13;
[_much pleased_]. Do, papa.</p><p>BARON.&#13;
——He shall explain to you my sentiments. [_Rings._] A clergyman can do&#13;
this better than——[_Enter servant._] Go directly to Mr. Anhalt, tell&#13;
him that I shall be glad to see him for a quarter of an hour if he is&#13;
not engaged. [_Exit servant._</p><p>AMELIA.&#13;
[_calls after him_]. Wish him a good morning from me.</p><p>BARON.&#13;
[_looking at his watch_]. The Count is a tedious time dressing.—Have&#13;
you breakfasted, Amelia?</p><p>AMELIA.&#13;
No, papa. [_they sit down to breakfast._]</p><p>BARON.&#13;
How is the weather? Have you walked this morning?</p><p>AMELIA.&#13;
Oh, yes—I was in the garden at five o’clock; it is very fine.</p><p>BARON.&#13;
Then I’ll go out shooting. I do not know in what other way to amuse my&#13;
guest.</p><p>_Enter Count_ CASSEL.</p><p>COUNT.&#13;
Ah, my dear Colonel! Miss Wildenhaim, I kiss your hand.</p><p>BARON.&#13;
Good morning! Good morning! though it is late in the day, Count. In the&#13;
country we should rise earlier.</p><p>[Amelia _offers the_ Count _a Cup of tea_.]</p><p>COUNT.&#13;
Is it Hebe herself, or Venus, or——</p><p>AMELIA.&#13;
Ha, ha, ha! Who can help laughing at his nonsense?</p><p>BARON.&#13;
[_rather angry_]. Neither Venus, not Hebe; but Amelia Wildenhaim, if&#13;
you please.</p><p>COUNT.&#13;
[_Sitting down to breakfast_]. You are beautiful, Miss Wildenhaim.—Upon&#13;
my honour, I think so. I have travelled, and seen much of the world,&#13;
and yet I can positively admire you.</p><p>AMELIA.&#13;
I am sorry I have not seen the world.</p><p>COUNT.&#13;
Wherefore?</p><p>AMELIA.&#13;
Because I might then, perhaps, admire you.</p><p>COUNT.&#13;
True;—for I am an epitome of the world. In my travels I learnt delicacy&#13;
in Italy—hauteur, in Spain—in France, enterprize—in Russia, prudence—in&#13;
England, sincerity—in Scotland, frugality—and in the wilds of America,&#13;
I learnt love.</p><p>AMELIA.&#13;
Is there any country where love is taught?</p><p>COUNT.&#13;
In all barbarous countries. But the whole system is exploded in places&#13;
that are civilized.</p><p>AMELIA.&#13;
And what is substituted in its stead?</p><p>COUNT.&#13;
Intrigue.</p><p>AMELIA.&#13;
What a poor, uncomfortable substitute!</p><p>COUNT.&#13;
There are other things—Song, dance, the opera, and war.</p><p>[_Since the entrance of the_ Count _the_ Baron _has removed to a table&#13;
at a little distance._</p><p>BARON.&#13;
What are you talking of there?</p><p>COUNT.&#13;
Of war, Colonel.</p><p>BARON.&#13;
[_rising_]. Ay, we like to talk on what we don’t understand.</p><p>COUNT.&#13;
[_rising_]. Therefore, to a lady, I always speak of politics; and to&#13;
her father, on love.</p><p>BARON.&#13;
I believe, Count, notwithstanding your sneer, I am still as much a&#13;
proficient in that art as yourself.</p><p>COUNT.&#13;
I do not doubt it, my dear Colonel, for you are a soldier: and since&#13;
the days of Alexander, whoever conquers men is certain to overcome&#13;
women.</p><p>BARON.&#13;
An achievement to animate a poltroon.</p><p>COUNT.&#13;
And, I verily believe, gains more recruits than the king’s pay.</p><p>BARON.&#13;
Now we are on the subject of arms, should you like to go out a shooting&#13;
with me for an hour before dinner?</p><p>COUNT.&#13;
Bravo, Colonel! A charming thought! This will give me an opportunity to&#13;
use my elegant gun: the but is inlaid with mother-of-pearl. You cannot&#13;
find better work, or better taste.—Even my coat of arms is engraved.</p><p>BARON.&#13;
But can you shoot?</p><p>COUNT.&#13;
That I have never tried—except, with my eyes, at a fine woman.</p><p>BARON.&#13;
I am not particular what game I pursue.—I have an old gun; it does not&#13;
look fine; But I can always bring down my bird.</p><p>_Enter_ SERVANT.</p><p>SERVANT.&#13;
Mr. Anhalt begs leave——</p><p>BARON.&#13;
Tell him to come in.—I shall be ready in a moment. [_Exit_ Servant.</p><p>COUNT.&#13;
Who is Mr. Anhalt?</p><p>AMELIA.&#13;
Oh, a very good man. [_With warmth._]</p><p>COUNT.&#13;
“A good man.” In Italy, that means a religious man; in France, it means&#13;
a cheerful man; in Spain, it means a wise man; and in England, it means&#13;
a rich man.—Which good of all these is Mr. Anhalt?</p><p>AMELIA.&#13;
A good man in every country, except England.</p><p>COUNT.&#13;
And give me the English good man, before that of any other nation.</p><p>BARON.&#13;
And of what nation would you prefer your good woman to be, Count?</p><p>COUNT.&#13;
Of Germany. [_bowing to_ Amelia.]</p><p>AMELIA.&#13;
In compliment to me?</p><p>COUNT.&#13;
In justice to my own judgment.</p><p>BARON.&#13;
Certainly. For have we not an instance of one German woman, who&#13;
possesses every virtue that ornaments the whole sex; whether as a woman&#13;
of illustrious rank, or in the more exalted character of a wife, and&#13;
mother?</p><p>_Enter Mr._ ANHALT.</p><p>MR. ANHALT.&#13;
I come by your command, Baron——</p><p>BARON.&#13;
Quick, Count.—Get your elegant gun.—I pass your apartments, and will&#13;
soon call for you.</p><p>COUNT.&#13;
I fly.—Beautiful Amelia, it is a sacrifice I make to your father, that&#13;
I leave for a few hours his amiable daughter. [_Exit._</p><p>BARON.&#13;
My dear Amelia, I think it scarcely necessary to speak to Mr. Anhalt,&#13;
or that he should speak to you, on the subject of the Count; but as he&#13;
is here, leave us alone.</p><p>AMELIA.&#13;
[_as she retires_]. Good morning, Mr. Anhalt.—I hope you are very well.&#13;
[_Exit._</p><p>BARON.&#13;
I’ll tell you in a few words why I sent for you. Count Cassel is here,&#13;
and wishes to marry my daughter.</p><p>MR. ANHALT.&#13;
[_much concerned_]. Really!</p><p>BARON.&#13;
He is—he—in a word I don’t like him.</p><p>MR. ANHALT.&#13;
[_with emotion_]. And Miss Wildenhaim ——</p><p>BARON.&#13;
I shall not command, neither persuade her to the marriage—I know too&#13;
well the fatal influence of parents on such a subject. Objections to be&#13;
sure, if they could be removed—But when you find a man’s head without&#13;
brains, and his bosom without a heart, these are important articles to&#13;
supply. Young as you are, Anhalt, I know no one so able to restore, or&#13;
to bestow those blessings on his fellow-creatures, as you. [Anhalt&#13;
_bows._] The Count wants a little of my daughter’s simplicity and&#13;
sensibility.—Take him under your care while he is here, and make him&#13;
something like yourself.—You have succeeded to my wish in the education&#13;
of my daughter.—Form the Count after your own manner.—I shall then have&#13;
what I have sighed for all my life—a son.</p><p>MR. ANHALT.&#13;
With your permission, Baron, I will ask one question. What remains to&#13;
interest you in favour of a man, whose head and heart are good for&#13;
nothing?</p><p>BARON.&#13;
Birth and fortune. Yet, if I thought my daughter absolutely disliked&#13;
him, or that she loved another, I would not thwart a first&#13;
affection;—no, for the world, I would not. [_sighing._] But that her&#13;
affections are already bestowed, is not probable.</p><p>MR. ANHALT.&#13;
Are you of opinion that she will never fall in love?</p><p>BARON.&#13;
Oh! no. I am of opinion that no woman ever arrived at the age of twenty&#13;
without that misfortune.—But this is another subject.—Go to&#13;
Amelia—explain to her the duties of a wife and of a mother.—If she&#13;
comprehends them, as she ought, then ask her if she thinks she could&#13;
fulfil those duties, as the wife of Count Cassel.</p><p>MR. ANHALT.&#13;
I will.—But—I—Miss Wildenhaim—[_confused._ I—I shall—I—I shall obey&#13;
your commands.</p><p>BARON.&#13;
Do so. [_gives a deep sigh._] Ah! so far this weight is removed; but&#13;
there lies still a heavier next my heart.—You understand me.—How is it,&#13;
Mr. Anhalt? Have you not yet been able to make any discoveries on that&#13;
unfortunate subject?</p><p>MR. ANHALT.&#13;
I have taken infinite pains; but in vain. No such person is to be&#13;
found.</p><p>BARON.&#13;
Believe me, this burthen presses on my thoughts so much, that many&#13;
nights I go without sleep. A man is sometimes tempted to commit such&#13;
depravity when young.—Oh, Anhalt! had I, in my youth, had you for a&#13;
tutor;—but I had no instructor but my passions; no governor but my own&#13;
will. [_Exit._</p><p>MR. ANHALT.&#13;
This commission of the Baron’s in respect to his daughter, I am—[_looks&#13;
about_]—If I shou’d meet her now, I cannot—I must recover myself first,&#13;
and then prepare.—A walk in the fields, and a fervent prayer—After&#13;
these, I trust, I shall return, as a man whose views are solely placed&#13;
on a future world; all hopes in this, with fortitude resigned. [_Exit._</p><p>ACT III.</p><p>SCENE I.</p><p>_An open Field._</p><p>FREDERICK _alone, with a few pieces of money which he turns about in&#13;
his hands._</p><p>FREDERICK.&#13;
To return with this trifle for which I have stooped to beg! return to&#13;
see my mother dying! I would rather fly to the world’s end. [_Looking&#13;
at the money._] What can I buy with this? It is hardly enough to pay&#13;
for the nails that will be wanted for her coffin. My great anxiety will&#13;
drive me to distraction. However, let the consequence of our affliction&#13;
be what it may, all will fall upon my father’s head; and may he pant&#13;
for Heaven’s forgiveness, as my poor mother —— [_At a distance is heard&#13;
the firing of a gun, then the cry of Hallo, Hallo—Gamekeepers and&#13;
Sportsmen run across the stage—he looks about._] Here they come—a&#13;
nobleman, I suppose, or a man of fortune. Yes, yes—and I will once more&#13;
beg for my mother.—May Heaven send relief!</p><p>_Enter the_ BARON _followed slowly by the_ COUNT. _The_ BARON _stops._</p><p>BARON.&#13;
Quick, quick, Count! Aye, aye, that was a blunder indeed. Don’t you see&#13;
the dogs? There they run—they have lost the scent. [_Exit_ Baron&#13;
_looking after the dogs._</p><p>COUNT.&#13;
So much the better, Colonel, for I must take a little breath. [_He&#13;
leans on his gun_—Frederick _goes up to him with great modesty._]</p><p>FREDERICK.&#13;
Gentleman, I beg you will bestow from your superfluous wants something&#13;
to relieve the pain, and nourish the weak frame, of an expiring woman.</p><p>_The_ BARON _re-enters._</p><p>COUNT.&#13;
What police is here! that a nobleman’s amusements should be interrupted&#13;
by the attack of vagrants.</p><p>FREDERICK.&#13;
[_to the Baron_]. Have pity, noble Sir, and relieve the distress of an&#13;
unfortunate son, who supplicates for his dying mother.</p><p>BARON.&#13;
[_taking out his purse_]. I think, young soldier, it would be better if&#13;
you were with your regiment on duty, instead of begging.</p><p>FREDERICK.&#13;
I would with all my heart: but at this present moment my sorrows are&#13;
too great.—[Baron _gives something._] I entreat your pardon. What you&#13;
have been so good as to give me is not enough.</p><p>BARON.&#13;
[_surprised_]. Not enough!</p><p>FREDERICK.&#13;
No, it is not enough.</p><p>COUNT.&#13;
The most singular beggar I ever met in all my travels.</p><p>FREDERICK.&#13;
If you have a charitable heart, give me one dollar.</p><p>BARON.&#13;
This is the first time I was ever dictated by a beggar what to give&#13;
him.</p><p>FREDERICK.&#13;
With one dollar you will save a distracted man.</p><p>BARON.&#13;
I don’t choose to give any more. Count, go on.</p><p>[_Exit_ Count—_as the_ Baron _follows_, Frederick _seizes him by the&#13;
breast and draws his sword._]</p><p>FREDERICK.&#13;
Your purse, or your life.</p><p>BARON.&#13;
[_calling_]. Here! here! seize and secure him.</p><p>[_Some of the Gamekeepers run on, lay hold of_ Frederick, _and disarm&#13;
him._]</p><p>FREDERICK.&#13;
What have I done!</p><p>BARON.&#13;
Take him to the castle, and confine him in one of the towers. I shall&#13;
follow you immediately.</p><p>FREDERICK.&#13;
One favour I have to beg, one favour only.—I know that I am guilty, and&#13;
am ready to receive the punishment my crime deserves. But I have a&#13;
mother, who is expiring for want—pity her, if you cannot pity me—bestow&#13;
on her relief. If you will send to yonder hut, you will find that I do&#13;
not impose on you a falsehood. For her it was I drew my sword—for her I&#13;
am ready to die.</p><p>BARON.&#13;
Take him away, and imprison him where I told you.</p><p>FREDERICK.&#13;
[_as he is forced off by the keepers_]. Woe to that man to whom I owe&#13;
my birth! [_Exit._</p><p>BARON.&#13;
[_calls another Keeper_]. Here, Frank, run directly to yonder hamlet,&#13;
inquire in the first, second, and third cottage for a poor sick&#13;
woman—and if you really find such a person, give her this purse. [_Exit&#13;
Gamekeeper._]</p><p>BARON.&#13;
A most extraordinary event!—and what a well-looking youth! something in&#13;
his countenance and address which struck me inconceivably!—If it is&#13;
true that he begged for his mother—But if he did——for the attempt upon&#13;
my life, he must die. Vice is never half so dangerous, as when it&#13;
assumes the garb of morality. [_Exit._]</p><p>SCENE II.</p><p>_A room in the Castle._</p><p>AMELIA.&#13;
[_alone._] Why am I so uneasy; so peevish; who has offended me? I did&#13;
not mean to come into this room. In the garden I intended to go&#13;
[_going, turns back_]. No, I will not—yes, I will—just go, and look if&#13;
my auriculas are still in blossom; and if the apple tree is grown which&#13;
Mr. Anhalt planted.—I feel very low-spirited—something must be the&#13;
matter.—Why do I cry?—Am I not well?</p><p>_Enter Mr._ ANHALT.</p><p>Ah! good morning, my dear Sir—Mr. Anhalt, I meant to say—I beg pardon.</p><p>MR. ANHALT.&#13;
Never mind, Miss Wildenhaim—I don’t dislike to hear you call me as you&#13;
did.</p><p>AMELIA.&#13;
In earnest?</p><p>MR. ANHALT.&#13;
Really. You have been crying. May I know the reason? The loss of your&#13;
mother, still?—</p><p>AMELIA.&#13;
No—I have left off crying for her.</p><p>MR. ANHALT.&#13;
I beg pardon if I have come at an improper hour; but I wait upon you by&#13;
the commands of your father.</p><p>AMELIA.&#13;
You are welcome at all hours. My father has more than once told me that&#13;
he who forms my mind I should always consider as my greatest&#13;
benefactor. [_looking down_] And my heart tells me the same.</p><p>MR. ANHALT.&#13;
I think myself amply rewarded by the good opinion you have of me.</p><p>AMELIA.&#13;
When I remember what trouble I have sometimes given you, I cannot be&#13;
too grateful.</p><p>MR. ANHALT.&#13;
[_to himself_] Oh! Heavens!—[_to_ Amelia]. I—I come from your father&#13;
with a commission.—If you please, we will sit down. [_He places chairs,&#13;
and they sit._] Count Cassel is arrived.</p><p>AMELIA.&#13;
Yes, I know.</p><p>MR. ANHALT.&#13;
And do you know for what reason?</p><p>AMELIA.&#13;
He wishes to marry me.</p><p>MR. ANHALT.&#13;
Does he? [_hastily_] But believe me, the Baron will not persuade&#13;
you—No, I am sure he will not.</p><p>AMELIA.&#13;
I know that.</p><p>MR. ANHALT.&#13;
He wishes that I should ascertain whether you have an inclination ——</p><p>AMELIA.&#13;
For the Count, or for matrimony do you mean?</p><p>MR. ANHALT.&#13;
For matrimony.</p><p>AMELIA.&#13;
All things that I don’t know, and don’t understand, are quite&#13;
indifferent to me.</p><p>MR. ANHALT.&#13;
For that very reason I am sent to you to explain the good and the bad&#13;
of which matrimony is composed.</p><p>AMELIA.&#13;
Then I beg first to be acquainted with the good.</p><p>MR. ANHALT.&#13;
When two sympathetic hearts meet in the marriage state, matrimony may&#13;
be called a happy life. When such a wedded pair find thorns in their&#13;
path, each will be eager, for the sake of the other, to tear them from&#13;
the root. Where they have to mount hills, or wind a labyrinth, the most&#13;
experienced will lead the way, and be a guide to his companion.&#13;
Patience and love will accompany them in their journey, while&#13;
melancholy and discord they leave far behind.—Hand in hand they pass on&#13;
from morning till evening, through their summer’s day, till the night&#13;
of age draws on, and the sleep of death overtakes the one. The other,&#13;
weeping and mourning, yet looks forward to the bright region where he&#13;
shall meet his still surviving partner, among trees and flowers which&#13;
themselves have planted, in fields of eternal verdure.</p><p>AMELIA.&#13;
You may tell my father—I’ll marry. [_Rises._]</p><p>MR. ANHALT.&#13;
[_rising_]. This picture is pleasing; but I must beg you not to forget&#13;
that there is another on the same subject.—When convenience, and fair&#13;
appearance joined to folly and ill-humour, forge the fetters of&#13;
matrimony, they gall with their weight the married pair. Discontented&#13;
with each other—at variance in opinions—their mutual aversion increases&#13;
with the years they live together. They contend most, where they should&#13;
most unite; torment, where they should most soothe. In this rugged way,&#13;
choaked with the weeds of suspicion, jealousy, anger, and hatred, they&#13;
take their daily journey, till one of these _also_ sleep in death. The&#13;
other then lifts up his dejected head, and calls out in acclamations of&#13;
joy—Oh, liberty! dear liberty!</p><p>AMELIA.&#13;
I will not marry.</p><p>MR. ANHALT.&#13;
You mean to say, you will not fall in love.</p><p>AMELIA.&#13;
Oh no! [_ashamed_] I am in love.</p><p>MR. ANHALT.&#13;
Are in love! [_starting_] And with the Count?</p><p>AMELIA.&#13;
I wish I was.</p><p>MR. ANHALT.&#13;
Why so?</p><p>AMELIA.&#13;
Because _he_ would, perhaps, love me again.</p><p>MR. ANHALT.&#13;
[_warmly_]. Who is there that would not?</p><p>AMELIA.&#13;
Would you?</p><p>MR. ANHALT.&#13;
I—I—me—I—I am out of the question.</p><p>AMELIA.&#13;
No; you are the very person to whom I have put the question.</p><p>MR. ANHALT.&#13;
What do you mean?</p><p>AMELIA.&#13;
I am glad you don’t understand me. I was afraid I had spoken too plain.&#13;
[_in confusion_].</p><p>MR. ANHALT.&#13;
Understand you!—As to that—I am not dull.</p><p>AMELIA.&#13;
I know you are not—And as you have for a long time instructed me, why&#13;
should not I now begin to teach you?</p><p>MR. ANHALT.&#13;
Teach me what?</p><p>AMELIA.&#13;
Whatever I know, and you don’t.</p><p>MR. ANHALT.&#13;
There are some things I had rather never know.</p><p>AMELIA.&#13;
So you may remember I said when you began to teach me mathematics. I&#13;
said I had rather not know it—But now I have learnt it gives me a great&#13;
deal of pleasure—and [_hesitating_] perhaps, who can tell, but that I&#13;
might teach something as pleasant to you, as resolving a problem is to&#13;
me.</p><p>MR. ANHALT.&#13;
Woman herself is a problem.</p><p>AMELIA.&#13;
And I’ll teach you to make her out.</p><p>MR. ANHALT.&#13;
_You_ teach?</p><p>AMELIA.&#13;
Why not? none but a woman can teach the science of herself: and though&#13;
I own I am very young, a young woman may be as agreeable for a tutoress&#13;
as an old one.—I am sure I always learnt faster from you than from the&#13;
old clergyman who taught me before you came.</p><p>MR. ANHALT.&#13;
This is nothing to the subject.</p><p>AMELIA.&#13;
What is the subject?</p><p>MR. ANHALT.&#13;
—— Love.</p><p>AMELIA.&#13;
[_going up to him_]. Come, then, teach it me—teach it me as you taught&#13;
me geography, languages, and other important things.</p><p>MR. ANHALT.&#13;
[_turning from her_] Pshaw!</p><p>AMELIA.&#13;
Ah! you won’t—You know you have already taught me that, and you won’t&#13;
begin again.</p><p>MR. ANHALT.&#13;
You misconstrue—you misconceive every thing I say or do. The subject I&#13;
came to you upon was marriage.</p><p>AMELIA.&#13;
A very proper subject from the man who has taught me love, and I accept&#13;
the proposal [_curtsying_].</p><p>MR. ANHALT.&#13;
Again you misconceive and confound me.</p><p>AMELIA.&#13;
Ay, I see how it is—You have no inclination to experience with me “the&#13;
good part of matrimony:” I am not the female with whom you would like&#13;
to go “hand in hand up hills, and through labyrinths”—with whom you&#13;
would like to “root up thorns; and with whom you would delight to plant&#13;
lilies and roses.” No, you had rather call out, “O liberty, dear&#13;
liberty.”</p><p>MR. ANHALT.&#13;
Why do you force from me, what it is villanous to own?—I love you more&#13;
than life—Oh, Amelia! had we lived in those golden times, which the&#13;
poet’s picture, no one but you——But as the world is changed, your birth&#13;
and fortune make our union impossible—To preserve the character, and&#13;
more the feelings of an honest man, I would not marry you without the&#13;
consent of your father—And could I, dare I propose it to him.</p><p>AMELIA.&#13;
He has commanded me never to conceal or disguise the truth. I will&#13;
propose it to him. The subject of the Count will force me to speak&#13;
plainly, and this will be the most proper time, while he can compare&#13;
the merit of you both.</p><p>MR. ANHALT.&#13;
I conjure you not to think of exposing yourself and me to his&#13;
resentment.</p><p>AMELIA.&#13;
It is my father’s will that I should marry—It is my father’s wish to&#13;
see me happy—If then you love me as you say, I will marry; and will be&#13;
happy—but only with you.—I will tell him this.—At first he will start;&#13;
then grow angry; then be in a passion—In his passion he will call me&#13;
“undutiful:” but he will soon recollect himself, and resume his usual&#13;
smiles, saying “Well, well, if he love you, and you love him, in the&#13;
name of heaven, let it be.” Then I shall hug him round the neck, kiss&#13;
his hands, run away from him, and fly to you; it will soon be known&#13;
that I am your bride, the whole village will come to wish me joy, and&#13;
heaven’s blessing will follow.</p><p>_Enter Verdun, the_ BUTLER.</p><p>AMELIA.&#13;
[_discontented_]. Ah! is it you?</p><p>BUTLER.&#13;
Without vanity, I have taken the liberty to enter this apartment the&#13;
moment the good news reached my ears.</p><p>AMELIA.&#13;
What news?</p><p>BUTLER.&#13;
Pardon an old servant, your father’s old butler, gracious lady, who has&#13;
had the honour to carry the baron in his arms—and afterwards with&#13;
humble submission to receive many a box o’ the ear from you—if he&#13;
thinks it his duty to make his congratulations with due reverence on&#13;
this happy day, and to join with the muses in harmonious tunes on the&#13;
lyre.</p><p>AMELIA.&#13;
Oh! my good butler, I am not in a humour to listen to the muses, and&#13;
your lyre.</p><p>BUTLER.&#13;
There has never been a birth-day, nor wedding-day, nor christening-day,&#13;
celebrated in your family, in which I have not joined with the muses in&#13;
full chorus.—In forty-six years, three hundred and ninety-seven&#13;
congratulations on different occasions have dropped from my pen.&#13;
To-day, the three hundred and ninety-eighth is coming forth;—for heaven&#13;
has protected our noble master, who has been in great danger.</p><p>AMELIA.&#13;
Danger! My father in danger! What do you mean?</p><p>BUTLER.&#13;
One of the gamekeepers has returned to inform the whole castle of a&#13;
base and knavish trick, of which the world will talk, and my poetry&#13;
hand down to posterity.</p><p>AMELIA.&#13;
What, what is all this?</p><p>BUTLER.&#13;
The baron, my lord and master, in company with the strange Count, had&#13;
not been gone a mile beyond the lawn, when one of them ——</p><p>AMELIA.&#13;
What happened? Speak for heaven’s sake.</p><p>BUTLER.&#13;
My verse shall tell you.</p><p>AMELIA.&#13;
No, no; tell us in prose.</p><p>MR. ANHALT.&#13;
Yes, in prose.</p><p>BUTLER.&#13;
Ah, you have neither of you ever been in love, or you would prefer&#13;
poetry to prose. But excuse [_pulls out a paper_] the haste in which it&#13;
was written. I heard the news in the fields—always have paper and a&#13;
pencil about me, and composed the whole forty lines crossing the&#13;
meadows and the park in my way home. [_reads._]</p><p>Oh Muse, ascend the forked mount.&#13;
    And lofty strains prepare,&#13;
About a Baron and a Count,&#13;
    Who went to hunt the hare.</p><p>The hare she ran with utmost speed,&#13;
    And sad, and anxious looks,&#13;
Because the furious hounds indeed,&#13;
    Were near to her, gadzooks.</p><p>At length, the Count and Baron bold&#13;
    Their footsteps homeward bended;&#13;
For why, because, as you were told,&#13;
    The hunting it was ended.</p><p>Before them strait a youth appears,&#13;
    Who made a piteous pother,&#13;
And told a tale with many tears,&#13;
    About his dying mother.</p><p>The youth was in severe distress,&#13;
    And seem’d as he had spent all,&#13;
He look’d a soldier by his dress;&#13;
    For that was regimental.</p><p>The Baron’s heart was full of ruth,&#13;
    While from his eye fell brine o!&#13;
And soon he gave the mournful youth&#13;
    A little ready rino.</p><p>He gave a shilling as I live,&#13;
    Which, sure, was mighty well;&#13;
But to some people if you give&#13;
    An inch—they’ll take an ell.</p><p>The youth then drew his martial knife,&#13;
    And seiz’d the Baron’s collar,&#13;
He swore he’d have the Baron’s life,&#13;
    Or else another dollar.</p><p>Then did the Baron in a fume,&#13;
    Soon raise a mighty din,&#13;
Whereon came butler, huntsman, groom,&#13;
    And eke the whipper-in.</p><p>Maugre this young man’s warlike coat,&#13;
    They bore him off to prison;&#13;
And held so strongly by his throat,&#13;
    They almost stopt his whizzen.</p><p>Soon may a neckcloth, call’d a rope,&#13;
    Of robbing cure this elf;&#13;
If so I’ll write, without a trope,&#13;
    His dying speech myself.</p><p>And had the Baron chanc’d to die,&#13;
    Oh! grief to all the nation,&#13;
I must have made an elegy,&#13;
    And not this fine narration.</p><p>MORAL.</p><p>Henceforth let those who all have spent,&#13;
    And would by begging live,&#13;
Take warning here, and be content,&#13;
    With what folks chuse to give.</p><p>AMELIA.&#13;
Your muse, Mr. Butler, is in a very inventive humour this morning.</p><p>MR. ANHALT.&#13;
And your tale too improbable, even for fiction.</p><p>BUTLER.&#13;
Improbable! It’s a real fact.</p><p>AMELIA.&#13;
What, a robber in our grounds, at noon-day? Very likely indeed!</p><p>BUTLER.&#13;
I don’t say it was likely—I only say it is true.</p><p>MR. ANHALT.&#13;
No, no, Mr. Verdun, we find no fault with your poetry; but don’t&#13;
attempt to impose it upon us for truth.</p><p>AMELIA.&#13;
Poets are allowed to speak falsehood, and we forgive yours.</p><p>BUTLER.&#13;
I won’t be forgiven, for I speak truth—And here the robber comes, in&#13;
custody, to prove my words. [_Goes off, repeating_] “I’ll write his&#13;
dying speech myself.”</p><p>AMELIA.&#13;
Look! as I live, so he does—They come nearer; he’s a young man, and has&#13;
something interesting in his figure. An honest countenance, with grief&#13;
and sorrow in his face. No, he is no robber—I pity him! Oh! look how&#13;
the keepers drag him unmercifully into the tower—Now they lock it—Oh!&#13;
how that poor, unfortunate man must feel!</p><p>MR. ANHALT.&#13;
[_aside_]. Hardly worse than I do.</p><p>_Enter the_ BARON.</p><p>AMELIA.&#13;
[_runs up to him_]. A thousand congratulations, my dear papa.</p><p>BARON.&#13;
For Heaven’s sake spare me your congratulations. The old Butler, in&#13;
coming up stairs, has already overwhelmed me with them.</p><p>MR. ANHALT.&#13;
Then, it is true, my Lord? I could hardly believe the old man.</p><p>AMELIA.&#13;
And the young prisoner, with all his honest looks, is a robber?</p><p>BARON.&#13;
He is; but I verily believe for the first and last time. A most&#13;
extraordinary event, Mr. Anhalt This young man begged; then drew his&#13;
sword upon me; but he trembled so, when he seized me by the breast, a&#13;
child might have overpowered him. I almost wish he had made his&#13;
escape—this adventure may cost him his life, and I might have preserved&#13;
it with one dollar: but, now, to save him would set a bad example.</p><p>AMELIA.&#13;
Oh no! my lord, have pity on him! Plead for him, Mr. Anhalt!</p><p>BARON.&#13;
Amelia, have you had any conversation with Mr. Anhalt?</p><p>AMELIA.&#13;
Yes, my Lord.</p><p>BARON.&#13;
Respecting matrimony?</p><p>AMELIA.&#13;
Yes; and I have told him ——</p><p>MR. ANHALT.&#13;
[_very hastily_]. According to your commands, Baron ——</p><p>AMELIA.&#13;
But he has conjured me ——</p><p>MR. ANHALT.&#13;
I have endeavoured, my Lord, to find out ——</p><p>AMELIA.&#13;
Yet, I am sure, dear papa, your affection for me ——</p><p>MR. ANHALT.&#13;
You wish to say something to me in your closet, my Lord?</p><p>BARON.&#13;
What the devil is all this conversation? You will not let one another&#13;
speak—I don’t understand either of you.</p><p>AMELIA.&#13;
Dear father, have you not promised you will not thwart my affections&#13;
when I marry, but suffer me to follow their dictates.</p><p>BARON.&#13;
Certainly.</p><p>AMELIA.&#13;
Do you hear, Mr. Anhalt?</p><p>MR. ANHALT.&#13;
I beg pardon—I have a person who is waiting for me—I am obliged to&#13;
retire. [_Exit in confusion._</p><p>BARON.&#13;
[_calls after him_]. I shall expect you in my closet. I am going there&#13;
immediately. [_Retiring towards the opposite door._]</p><p>AMELIA.&#13;
Pray, my Lord, stop a few minutes longer; I have something of great&#13;
importance to say to you.</p><p>BARON.&#13;
Something of importance! to plead for the young man, I suppose! But&#13;
that’s a subject I must not listen to. [_Exit._</p><p>AMELIA.&#13;
I wish to plead for two young men—For one, that he may be let out of&#13;
prison: for the other, that he may be made a prisoner for life. [_Looks&#13;
out._] The tower is still locked. How dismal it must be to be shut up&#13;
in such a place; and perhaps—[_Calls_] Butler! Butler! Come this way. I&#13;
wish to speak to you. This young soldier has risked his life for his&#13;
mother, and that accounts for the interest I take in his misfortunes.</p><p>_Enter the_ BUTLER.</p><p>Pray, have you carried anything to the prisoner to eat?</p><p>BUTLER.&#13;
Yes.</p><p>AMELIA.&#13;
What was it?</p><p>BUTLER.&#13;
Some fine black bread; and water as clear as crystal.</p><p>AMELIA.&#13;
Are you not ashamed! Even my father pities him. Go directly down to the&#13;
kitchen, and desire the cook to give you something good and&#13;
comfortable; and then go into the cellar for a bottle of wine.</p><p>BUTLER.&#13;
Good and comfortable indeed!</p><p>AMELIA.&#13;
And carry both to the tower.</p><p>BUTLER.&#13;
I am willing at any time, dear Lady, to obey your orders; but, on this&#13;
occasion, the prisoner’s food must remain bread and water—It is the&#13;
Baron’s particular command.</p><p>AMELIA.&#13;
Ah! My father was in the height of passion when he gave it.</p><p>BUTLER.&#13;
Whatsoever his passion might be, it is the duty of a true, and honest&#13;
dependent to obey his Lord’s mandates. I will not suffer a servant in&#13;
this house, nor will I, myself, give the young man any thing except&#13;
bread and water—But I’ll tell you what I’ll do—I’ll read my verses to&#13;
him.</p><p>AMELIA.&#13;
Give me the key of the cellar—I’ll go myself.</p><p>BUTLER.&#13;
[_gives the key_]. And there’s my verses—[_taking them from his&#13;
pocket_] Carry them with you, they may comfort him as much as the wine.&#13;
[_She throws them down._ [_Exit_ Amelia.</p><p>BUTLER.&#13;
[_in amazement_]. Not take them! Refuse to take them—[_he lifts them&#13;
from the floor with the utmost respect_]—</p><p>“I must have made an elegy,&#13;
And not this fine narration.” [_Exit._</p><p>ACT IV.</p><p>SCENE I.</p><p>_A Prison in one of the Towers of the Castle._ FREDERICK [_alone_].</p><p>FREDERICK.&#13;
How a few moments destroy the happiness of man! When I, this morning,&#13;
set out from my inn, and saw the sun rise, I sung with joy.—Flattered&#13;
with the hope of seeing my mother, I formed a scheme how I would with&#13;
joy surprize her. But, farewell all pleasant prospects—I return to my&#13;
native country, and the first object I behold, is my dying parent; my&#13;
first lodging, a prison; and my next walk will perhaps be—oh, merciful&#13;
providence! have I deserved all this?</p><p>_Enter_ AMELIA _with a small basket covered with a napkin.—She speaks&#13;
to someone without._</p><p>AMELIA.&#13;
Wait there, Francis, I shall soon be back.</p><p>FREDERICK.&#13;
[_hearing the door open, and turning around_]. Who’s there?</p><p>AMELIA.&#13;
You must be hungry and thirsty, I fear.</p><p>FREDERICK.&#13;
Oh, no! neither.</p><p>AMELIA.&#13;
Here is a bottle of wine, and something to eat. [_Places the basket on&#13;
the table._] I have often heard my father say, that wine is quite a&#13;
cordial to the heart.</p><p>FREDERICK.&#13;
A thousand thanks, dear stranger. Ah! could I prevail on you to have it&#13;
sent to my mother, who is on her death-bed, under the roof of an honest&#13;
peasant, called Hubert! Take it hence, my kind benefactress, and save&#13;
my mother.</p><p>AMELIA.&#13;
But first assure me that you did not intend to murder my father.</p><p>FREDERICK.&#13;
Your father! heaven forbid.—I meant but to preserve her life, who gave&#13;
me mine.—Murder your father! No, no—I hope not.</p><p>AMELIA.&#13;
And I thought not—Or, if you had murdered any one, you had better have&#13;
killed the Count; nobody would have missed him.</p><p>FREDERICK.&#13;
Who, may I enquire, were those gentlemen, whom I hoped to frighten into&#13;
charity?</p><p>AMELIA.&#13;
Ay, if you only intended to frighten them, the Count was the very&#13;
person for your purpose. But you caught hold of the other&#13;
gentleman.—And could you hope to intimidate Baron Wildenhaim?</p><p>FREDERICK.&#13;
Baron Wildenhaim!—Almighty powers!</p><p>AMELIA.&#13;
What’s the matter?</p><p>FREDERICK.&#13;
The man to whose breast I held my sword——[_trembling_].</p><p>AMELIA.&#13;
Was Baron Wildenhaim—the owner of this estate—my father!</p><p>FREDERICK.&#13;
[_with the greatest emotion_]. _My_ father!</p><p>AMELIA.&#13;
Good heaven, how he looks! I am afraid he’s mad. Here! Francis,&#13;
Francis. [_Exit, calling._</p><p>FREDERICK.&#13;
[_all agitation_]. My _father_! Eternal judge! tho do’st slumber! The&#13;
man, against whom I drew my sword this day was my father! One moment&#13;
longer, and provoked, I might have been the murderer of my father! my&#13;
hair stands on end! my eyes are clouded! I cannot see any thing before&#13;
me. [_Sinks down on chair_]. If Providence had ordained that I should&#13;
give the fatal blow, who, would have been most in fault?—I dare not&#13;
pronounce—[_after a pause_] That benevolent young female who left me&#13;
just now, is, then, my sister—and I suppose that fop, who accompanied&#13;
my father——</p><p>_Enter_ MR. ANHALT.</p><p>Welcome, Sir! By your dress you are of the church, and consequently a&#13;
messenger of comfort. You are most welcome, Sir.</p><p>MR. ANHALT.&#13;
I wish to bring comfort and avoid upbraidings: for your own conscience&#13;
will reproach you more than the voice of a preacher. From the&#13;
sensibility of your countenance, together with a language, and address&#13;
superior to the vulgar, it appears, young man, you have had an&#13;
education, which should have preserved you from a state like this.</p><p>FREDERICK.&#13;
My education I owe to my mother. Filial love, in return, has plunged me&#13;
into the state you see. A civil magistrate will condemn according to&#13;
the law—A priest, in judgment, is not to consider the act itself, but&#13;
the impulse which led to the act.</p><p>MR. ANHALT.&#13;
I shall judge with all the lenity my religion dictates: and you are the&#13;
prisoner of a nobleman, who compassionates you for the affection which&#13;
you bear towards your mother; for he has sent to the village where you&#13;
directed him, and has found the account you gave relating to her&#13;
true.—With this impression in your favour, it is my advice, that you&#13;
endeavour to see and supplicate the Baron for your release from prison,&#13;
and all the peril of his justice.</p><p>FREDERICK.&#13;
[_starting_]. I—I see the Baron! I!—I supplicate for my&#13;
deliverance.—Will you favour me with his name?—Is it not Baron——</p><p>MR. ANHALT.&#13;
Baron Wildenhaim.</p><p>FREDERICK.&#13;
Baron Wildenhaim! He lived formerly in Alsace.</p><p>MR. ANHALT.&#13;
The same.—About a year after the death of his wife, he left Alsace; and&#13;
arrived here a few weeks ago to take possession of his paternal estate.</p><p>FREDERICK.&#13;
So! his wife is dead;—and that generous young lady who came to my&#13;
prison just now is his daughter?</p><p>MR. ANHALT.&#13;
Miss Wildenhaim, his daughter.</p><p>FREDERICK.&#13;
And that young gentleman, I saw with him this morning, is his son?</p><p>MR. ANHALT.&#13;
He has no son.</p><p>FREDERICK.&#13;
[_hastily_]. Oh, yes, he has—[_recollecting himself_]—I mean him that&#13;
was out shooting to-day.</p><p>MR. ANHALT.&#13;
He is not his son.</p><p>FREDERICK.&#13;
[_to himself_]. Thank Heaven!</p><p>MR. ANHALT.&#13;
He is only a visitor.</p><p>FREDERICK.&#13;
I thank you for this information; and if you will undertake to procure&#13;
me a private interview with Baron Wildenhaim——</p><p>MR. ANHALT.&#13;
Why private? However, I will venture to take you for a short time from&#13;
this place, and introduce you; depending on your innocence, or your&#13;
repentance—on his conviction in your favour, or his mercy towards your&#13;
guilt. Follow me. [_Exit._</p><p>FREDERICK.&#13;
[_following_]. I have beheld an affectionate parent in deep&#13;
adversity.—Why should I tremble thus?—Why doubt my fortitude, in the&#13;
presence of an unnatural parent in prosperity? [_Exit._</p><p>SCENE II.</p><p>_A Room in the Castle._</p><p>_Enter_ BARON WILDENHAIM _and_ AMELIA.</p><p>BARON.&#13;
I hope you will judge more favourably of Count Cassel’s understanding&#13;
since the private interview you have had with him. Confess to me the&#13;
exact effect of the long conference between you.</p><p>AMELIA.&#13;
To make me hate him.</p><p>BARON.&#13;
What has he done?</p><p>AMELIA.&#13;
Oh! told me of such barbarous deeds he has committed.</p><p>BARON.&#13;
What deeds?</p><p>AMELIA.&#13;
Made vows of love to so many women, that, on his marriage with me, a&#13;
hundred female hearts will at least be broken.</p><p>BARON.&#13;
Psha! do you believe him?</p><p>AMELIA.&#13;
Suppose I do not; is it to his honour that I believe he tells a&#13;
falsehood?</p><p>BARON.&#13;
He is mistaken merely.</p><p>AMELIA.&#13;
Indeed, my Lord, in one respect I am sure he speaks truth. For our old&#13;
Butler told my waiting-maid of a poor young creature who has been&#13;
deceived, undone; and she, and her whole family, involved in shame and&#13;
sorrow by his perfidy.</p><p>BARON.&#13;
Are you sure the Butler said this?</p><p>AMELIA.&#13;
See him and ask him. He knows the whole story, indeed he does; the&#13;
names of the persons, and every circumstance.</p><p>BARON.&#13;
Desire he may be sent to me.</p><p>AMELIA.&#13;
[_goes to the door and calls_]. Order old Verdun to come to the Baron&#13;
directly.</p><p>BARON.&#13;
I know tale-bearers are apt to be erroneous. I’ll hear from himself,&#13;
the account you speak of.</p><p>AMELIA.&#13;
I believe it is in verse.</p><p>BARON.&#13;
[_angry_]. In verse!</p><p>AMELIA.&#13;
But, then, indeed it’s true.</p><p>_Enter_ BUTLER.</p><p>AMELIA.&#13;
Verdun, pray have not you some true poetry?</p><p>BUTLER.&#13;
All my poetry is true—and so far, better than some people’s prose.</p><p>BARON.&#13;
But I want prose on this occasion, and command you to give me nothing&#13;
else. [Butler _bows_.] Have you heard of an engagement which Count&#13;
Cassel is under to any other woman than my daughter?</p><p>BUTLER.&#13;
I am to tell your honour in prose?</p><p>BARON.&#13;
Certainly. [Butler _appears uneasy and loath to speak._] Amelia, he&#13;
does not like to divulge what he knows in presence of a third&#13;
person—leave the room. [_Exit_ Amelia.</p><p>BUTLER.&#13;
No, no—that did not cause my reluctance to speak.</p><p>BARON.&#13;
What then?</p><p>BUTLER.&#13;
Your not allowing me to speak in verse—for here is the poetic poem.&#13;
[_Holding up a paper_.]</p><p>BARON.&#13;
How dare you presume to contend with my will? Tell in plain language&#13;
all you know on the subject I have named.</p><p>BUTLER.&#13;
Well, then, my Lord, if you must have the account in quiet prose, thus&#13;
it was—Phœbus, one morning, rose in the East, and having handed in the&#13;
long-expected day, he called up his brother Hymen——</p><p>BARON.&#13;
Have done with your rhapsody.</p><p>BUTLER.&#13;
Ay; I knew you’d like it best in verse——</p><p>There lived a lady in this land,&#13;
    Whose charms the heart made tingle;&#13;
At church she had not given her hand,&#13;
    And therefore still was single.</p><p>BARON.&#13;
Keep to prose.</p><p>BUTLER.&#13;
I will, my Lord; but I have repeated it so often in verse, I scarce&#13;
know how.—Count Cassel, influenced by the designs of Cupid in his very&#13;
worst humour,</p><p>“Count Cassel wooed this maid so rare,&#13;
    And in her eye found grace;&#13;
And if his purpose was not fair,”</p><p>BARON.&#13;
No verse.</p><p>BUTLER.</p><p>“It probably was base.”</p><p>I beg pardon, my Lord; but the verse will intrude in spite of my&#13;
efforts to forget it. ’Tis as difficult for me at times to forget, as&#13;
’tis for other men at times to remember. But in plain truth, my Lord,&#13;
the Count was treacherous, cruel, forsworn.</p><p>BARON.&#13;
I am astonished!</p><p>BUTLER.&#13;
And would be more so if you would listen to the whole poem. [_Most&#13;
earnestly_.] Pray, my Lord, listen to it.</p><p>BARON.&#13;
You know the family? All the parties?</p><p>BUTLER.&#13;
I will bring the father of the damsel to prove the veracity of my muse.&#13;
His name is Baden—poor old man!</p><p>“The sire consents to bless the pair,&#13;
    And names the nuptial day,&#13;
When, lo! the bridegroom was not there,&#13;
    Because he was away.”</p><p>BARON.&#13;
But tell me—Had the father his daughter’s innocence to deplore?</p><p>BUTLER.&#13;
Ah! my Lord, ah! and you _must_ hear that part in rhyme. Loss of&#13;
innocence never sounds well except in verse.</p><p>“For ah! the very night before,&#13;
    No prudent guard upon her,&#13;
The Count he gave her oaths a score,&#13;
    And took in change her honour.</p><p>MORAL.</p><p>Then you, who now lead single lives,&#13;
    From this sad tale beware;&#13;
And do not act as you were wives,&#13;
    Before you really are.”</p><p>_Enter_ COUNT CASSEL.</p><p>BARON.&#13;
[_to the_ Butler]. Leave the room instantly.</p><p>COUNT.&#13;
Yes, good Mr. family poet, leave the room, and take your doggerels with&#13;
you.</p><p>BUTLER.&#13;
Don’t affront my poem, your honour; for I am indebted to you for the&#13;
plot.</p><p>“The Count he gave her oaths a score&#13;
And took in change her honour.”</p><p>[_Exit_ Butler.</p><p>BARON.&#13;
Count, you see me agitated.</p><p>COUNT.&#13;
What can be the cause?</p><p>BARON.&#13;
I’ll not keep you in doubt a moment. You are accused, young man, of&#13;
being engaged to another woman while you offer marriage to my child.</p><p>COUNT.&#13;
To only _one_ other woman?</p><p>BARON.&#13;
What do you mean?</p><p>COUNT.&#13;
My meaning is, that when a man is young and rich, has travelled, and is&#13;
no personal object of disapprobation, to have made vows but to one&#13;
woman, is an absolute slight upon the rest of the sex.</p><p>BARON.&#13;
Without evasion, Sir, do you know the name of Baden? Was there ever a&#13;
promise of marriage made by you to his daughter? Answer me plainly: or&#13;
must I take a journey to inquire of the father?</p><p>COUNT.&#13;
No—he can tell you no more than, I dare say, you already know; and&#13;
which I shall not contradict.</p><p>BARON.&#13;
Amazing insensibility! And can you hold your head erect while you&#13;
acknowledge perfidy?</p><p>COUNT.&#13;
My dear baron,—if every man, who deserves to have a charge such as this&#13;
brought against him, was not permitted to look up—it is a doubt whom we&#13;
might not meet crawling on all fours. [_he accidently taps the Baron’s&#13;
shoulder._]</p><p>BARON.&#13;
[_starts—recollects himself—then in a faultering voice_].&#13;
Yet—nevertheless—the act is so atrocious—</p><p>COUNT.&#13;
But nothing new.</p><p>BARON.&#13;
[_faintly_]. Yes—I hope—I hope it is new.</p><p>COUNT.&#13;
What, did you never meet with such a thing before?</p><p>BARON.&#13;
[_agitated_]. If I have—I pronounced the man who so offended—a villain.</p><p>COUNT.&#13;
You are singularly scrupulous. I question if the man thought himself&#13;
so.</p><p>BARON.&#13;
Yes he did.</p><p>COUNT.&#13;
How do you know?</p><p>BARON.&#13;
[_hesitating_]. I have heard him say so.</p><p>COUNT.&#13;
But he ate, drank, and slept, I suppose?</p><p>BARON.&#13;
[_confused_]. Perhaps he did.</p><p>COUNT.&#13;
And was merry with his friends; and his friends as fond of him as ever?</p><p>BARON.&#13;
Perhaps [_confused_]—perhaps they were.</p><p>COUNT.&#13;
And perhaps he now and then took upon him to lecture young men for&#13;
their gallantries?</p><p>BARON.&#13;
Perhaps he did.</p><p>COUNT.&#13;
Why, then, after all, Baron, your villain is a mighty good, prudent,&#13;
honest fellow; and I have no objection to your giving me that name.</p><p>BARON.&#13;
But do you not think of some atonement to the unfortunate girl?</p><p>COUNT.&#13;
Did _your_ villain atone?</p><p>BARON.&#13;
No: when his reason was matured, he wished to make some recompense; but&#13;
his endeavours were too late.</p><p>COUNT.&#13;
I will follow his example, and wait till my reason is matured, before I&#13;
think myself competent to determine what to do.</p><p>BARON.&#13;
And till that time I defer your marriage with my daughter.</p><p>COUNT.&#13;
Would you delay her happiness so long? Why, my dear Baron, considering&#13;
the fashionable life I lead, it may be ten years before my judgment&#13;
arrives to its necessary standard.</p><p>BARON.&#13;
I have the head-ach, Count—These tidings have discomposed, disordered&#13;
me—I beg your absence for a few minutes.</p><p>COUNT.&#13;
I obey—And let me assure you, my Lord, that, although, from the extreme&#13;
delicacy of your honour, you have ever through life shuddered at&#13;
seduction; yet, there are constitutions, and there are circumstances,&#13;
in which it can be palliated.</p><p>BARON.&#13;
Never [_violently_].</p><p>COUNT.&#13;
Not in a grave, serious, reflecting man such as _you_, I grant. But in&#13;
a gay, lively, inconsiderate, flimsy, frivolous coxcomb, such as&#13;
myself, it is excusable: for me to keep my word to a woman, would be&#13;
deceit: ’tis not expected of me. It is in my character to break oaths&#13;
in love; as it is in your nature, my Lord, never to have spoken any&#13;
thing but wisdom and truth. [_Exit_</p><p>BARON.&#13;
Could I have thought a creature so insignificant as that, had power to&#13;
excite sensations such as I feel at present! I am, indeed, worse than&#13;
he is, as much as the crimes of a man exceed those of an idiot.</p><p>_Enter_ AMELIA.</p><p>AMELIA.&#13;
I heard the Count leave you, my Lord, and so I am come to enquire——</p><p>BARON.&#13;
[_sitting down, and trying to compose himself_]. You are not to marry&#13;
count Cassel—And now, mention his name to me no more.</p><p>AMELIA.&#13;
I won’t—indeed I won’t—for I hate his name.—But thank you, my dear&#13;
father, for this good news [_draws a chair, and sits on the opposite&#13;
side of the table on which he leans.—And after a pause_] And who am I&#13;
to marry?</p><p>BARON.&#13;
[_his head on his hand_]. I can’t tell.</p><p>[Amelia _appears to have something on her mind which she wishes to&#13;
disclose_.]</p><p>AMELIA.&#13;
I never liked the Count.</p><p>BARON.&#13;
No more did I.</p><p>AMELIA.&#13;
[_after a pause_]. I think love comes just as it pleases, without being&#13;
asked.</p><p>BARON.&#13;
It does so [_in deep thought_].</p><p>AMELIA.&#13;
[_after another pause_]. And there are instances where, perhaps, the&#13;
object of love makes the passion meritorious.</p><p>BARON.&#13;
To be sure there are.</p><p>AMELIA.&#13;
For example; my affection for Mr. Anhalt as my tutor.</p><p>BARON.&#13;
Right.</p><p>AMELIA.&#13;
[_after another pause_]. I should like to marry. [_sighing_.]</p><p>BARON.&#13;
So you shall [_a pause_]. It is proper for every body to marry.</p><p>AMELIA.&#13;
Why, then, does not Mr. Anhalt marry?</p><p>BARON.&#13;
You must ask him that question yourself.</p><p>AMELIA.&#13;
I have.</p><p>BARON.&#13;
And what did he say?</p><p>AMELIA.&#13;
Will you give me leave to tell you what he said?</p><p>BARON.&#13;
Certainly.</p><p>AMELIA.&#13;
And you won’t be angry?</p><p>BARON.&#13;
Undoubtedly not.</p><p>AMELIA.&#13;
Why, then—you know you commanded me never to disguise or conceal the&#13;
truth.</p><p>BARON.&#13;
I did so.</p><p>AMELIA.&#13;
Why, then he said——</p><p>BARON.&#13;
What did he say?</p><p>AMELIA.&#13;
He said—he would not marry me without your consent for the world.</p><p>BARON.&#13;
[_starting from his chair_]. And pray, how came this the subject of&#13;
your conversation?</p><p>AMELIA.&#13;
[_rising_]. _I_ brought it up.</p><p>BARON.&#13;
And what did you say?</p><p>AMELIA.&#13;
I said that birth and fortune were such old-fashioned things to me, I&#13;
cared nothing about either: and that I had once heard my father&#13;
declare, he should consult my happiness in marrying me, beyond any&#13;
other consideration.</p><p>BARON.&#13;
I will once more repeat to you my sentiments. It is the custom in this&#13;
country for the children of nobility to marry only with their equals;&#13;
but as my daughter’s content is more dear to me than an ancient custom,&#13;
I would bestow you on the first man I thought calculated to make you&#13;
happy: by this I do not mean to say that I should not be severely nice&#13;
in the character of the man to whom I gave you; and Mr. Anhalt, from&#13;
his obligations to me, and his high sense of honour, thinks too nobly—</p><p>AMELIA.&#13;
Would it not be noble to make the daughter of his benefactor happy?</p><p>BARON.&#13;
But when that daughter is a child, and thinks like a child——</p><p>AMELIA.&#13;
No, indeed, papa, I begin to think very like a woman. Ask _him_ if I&#13;
don’t.</p><p>BARON.&#13;
Ask him! You feel gratitude for the instructions you have received from&#13;
him, and fancy it love.</p><p>AMELIA.&#13;
Are there two gratitudes?</p><p>BARON.&#13;
What do you mean?</p><p>AMELIA.&#13;
Because I feel gratitude to you; but that is very unlike the gratitude&#13;
I feel towards him.</p><p>BARON.&#13;
Indeed!</p><p>AMELIA.&#13;
Yes; and then he feels another gratitude towards me. What’s that?</p><p>BARON.&#13;
Has he told you so?</p><p>AMELIA.&#13;
Yes.</p><p>BARON.&#13;
That was not right of him.</p><p>AMELIA.&#13;
Oh! if you did but know how I surprized him!</p><p>BARON.&#13;
Surprized him?</p><p>AMELIA.&#13;
He came to me by your command, to examine my heart respecting Count&#13;
Cassel. I told him that I would never marry the Count.</p><p>BARON.&#13;
But him?</p><p>AMELIA.&#13;
Yes, him.</p><p>BARON.&#13;
Very fine indeed! And what was his answer?</p><p>AMELIA.&#13;
He talked of my rank in life; of my aunts and cousins; of my&#13;
grandfather, and great-grandfather; of his duty to you; and endeavoured&#13;
to persuade me to think no more of him.</p><p>BARON.&#13;
He acted honestly.</p><p>AMELIA.&#13;
But not politely.</p><p>BARON.&#13;
No matter.</p><p>AMELIA.&#13;
Dear father! I shall never be able to love another—Never be happy with&#13;
any one else. [_Throwing herself on her knees_.]</p><p>BARON.&#13;
Rise, I command you.</p><p>[_As she rises, enter_ ANHALT.]</p><p>MR. ANHALT.&#13;
My Lord, forgive me! I have ventured, on the privilege of my office, as&#13;
a minister of holy charity, to bring the poor soldier, whom your&#13;
justice has arrested, into the adjoining room; and I presume to entreat&#13;
you will admit him to your presence, and hear his apology, or his&#13;
supplication.</p><p>BARON.&#13;
Anhalt, you have done wrong. I pity the unhappy boy; but you know I&#13;
cannot, must not forgive him.</p><p>MR. ANHALT.&#13;
I beseech you then, my Lord, to tell him so yourself. From your lips he&#13;
may receive his doom with resignation.</p><p>AMELIA.&#13;
Oh father! See him and take pity on him; his sorrows have made him&#13;
frantic.</p><p>BARON.&#13;
Leave the room, Amelia. [_on her attempting to speak, he raises his&#13;
voice_.] Instantly.—[_Exit_ Amelia.</p><p>MR. ANHALT.&#13;
He asked for a private audience: perhaps he has some confession to make&#13;
that may relieve his mind, and may be requisite for you to hear.</p><p>BARON.&#13;
Well, bring him in, and do you wait in the adjoining room, till our&#13;
conference is over. I must then, Sir, have a conference with you.</p><p>MR. ANHALT.&#13;
I shall obey your commands. [_He goes to door, and re-enters with_&#13;
Frederick. Anhalt _then retires at the same door_.]</p><p>BARON.&#13;
[_haughtily to_ Frederick]. I know, young man, you plead your mother’s&#13;
wants in excuse for an act of desperation: but powerful as this plea&#13;
might be in palliation of a fault, it cannot extenuate a crime like&#13;
yours.</p><p>FREDERICK.&#13;
I have a plea for my conduct even more powerful than a mother’s wants.</p><p>BARON.&#13;
What’s that?</p><p>FREDERICK.&#13;
My father’s cruelty.</p><p>BARON.&#13;
You have a father then?</p><p>FREDERICK.&#13;
I have, and a rich one—Nay, one that’s reputed virtuous, and&#13;
honourable. A great man, possessing estates and patronage in abundance;&#13;
much esteemed at court, and beloved by his tenants; kind, benevolent,&#13;
honest, generous—</p><p>BARON.&#13;
And with all those great qualities, abandons you?</p><p>FREDERICK.&#13;
He does, with all the qualities I mention.</p><p>BARON.&#13;
Your father may do right; a dissipated, desperate youth, whom kindness&#13;
cannot draw from vicious habits, severity may.</p><p>FREDERICK.&#13;
You are mistaken—My father does not discard me for my vices—He does not&#13;
know me—has never seen me—He abandoned me, even before I was born.</p><p>BARON.&#13;
What do you say?</p><p>FREDERICK.&#13;
The tears of my mother are all that I inherit from my father. Never has&#13;
he protected or supported me—never protected her.</p><p>BARON.&#13;
Why don’t you apply to his relations?</p><p>FREDERICK.&#13;
They disown me, too—I am, they say, related to no one—All the world&#13;
disclaim me, except my mother—and there again, I have to thank my&#13;
father.</p><p>BARON.&#13;
How so?</p><p>FREDERICK.&#13;
Because I am an illegitimate son.—My seduced mother has brought me up&#13;
in patient misery. Industry enabled her to give me an education; but&#13;
the days of my youth commenced with hardship, sorrow, and danger.—My&#13;
companions lived happy around me, and had a pleasing prospect in their&#13;
view, while bread and water only were my food, and no hopes joined to&#13;
sweeten it. But my father felt not that!</p><p>BARON.&#13;
[_to himself_]. He touches my heart.</p><p>FREDERICK.&#13;
After five years’ absence from my mother, I returned this very day, and&#13;
found her dying in the streets for want—Not even a hut to shelter her,&#13;
or a pallet of straw—But my father, he feels not that! He lives in a&#13;
palace, sleeps on the softest down, enjoys all the luxuries of the&#13;
great; and when he dies, a funeral sermon will praise his great&#13;
benevolence, his Christian charities.</p><p>BARON.&#13;
[_greatly agitated_]. What is your father’s name?</p><p>FREDERICK.&#13;
—He took advantage of an innocent young woman, gained her affection by&#13;
flattery and false promises; gave life to an unfortunate being, who was&#13;
on the point of murdering his father.</p><p>BARON.&#13;
[_shuddering_]. Who is he?</p><p>FREDERICK.&#13;
Baron Wildenhaim.</p><p>[_The_ Baron’s _emotion expresses the sense of amazement, guilt, shame,&#13;
and horror_.]</p><p>FREDERICK.&#13;
In this house did you rob my mother of her honour; and in this house I&#13;
am a sacrifice for the crime. I am your prisoner—I will not be free—I&#13;
am a robber—I give myself up.—You _shall_ deliver me into the hands of&#13;
justice—You shall accompany me to the spot of public execution. You&#13;
shall hear in vain the chaplain’s consolation and injunctions. You&#13;
shall find how I, in despair, will, to the last moment, call for&#13;
retribution on my father.</p><p>BARON.&#13;
Stop! Be pacified—</p><p>FREDERICK.&#13;
—And when you turn your head from my extended corse, you will behold my&#13;
weeping mother—Need I paint how her eyes will greet you?</p><p>BARON.&#13;
Desist—barbarian, savage, stop!</p><p>_Enter_ Anhalt _alarmed._</p><p>MR. ANHALT.&#13;
What do I hear? What is this? Young man, I hope you have not made a&#13;
second attempt.</p><p>FREDERICK.&#13;
Yes; I have done what it was your place to do. I have made a sinner&#13;
tremble [_points to the_ Baron _and exit_.]</p><p>MR. ANHALT.&#13;
What can this mean?—I do not comprehend—</p><p>BARON.&#13;
He is my son!—He is my son!—Go, Anhalt,—advise me—help me—Go to the&#13;
poor woman, his mother—He can show you the way—make haste—speed to&#13;
protect her—</p><p>MR. ANHALT.&#13;
But what am I to——</p><p>BARON.&#13;
Go.—Your heart will tell you how to act. [_Exit_ Anhalt.] [Baron&#13;
_distractedly_.] Who am I? What am I? Mad—raving—no—I have a son—A son!&#13;
The bravest—I will—I must—oh! [_with tenderness_.] Why have I not&#13;
embraced him yet? [_increasing his voice_.] why not pressed him to my&#13;
heart? Ah! see—[_looking after him_]—He flies from the castle—Who’s&#13;
there? Where are my attendants? [_Enter two servants_]. Follow&#13;
him—bring the prisoner back.—But observe my command—treat him with&#13;
respect—treat him as my son—and your master. [_Exit_.</p><p>ACT V.</p><p>SCENE I.</p><p>_Inside of the Cottage (as in Act II)._</p><p>AGATHA, COTTAGER, _and his_ WIFE _discovered_.</p><p>AGATHA.&#13;
Pray look and see if he is coming.</p><p>COTTAGER.&#13;
It is of no use. I have been in the road; have looked up and down; but&#13;
neither see nor hear any thing of him.</p><p>WIFE.&#13;
Have a little patience.</p><p>AGATHA.&#13;
I wish you would step out once more—I think he cannot be far off.</p><p>COTTAGER.&#13;
I will; I will go. [_Exit_.</p><p>WIFE.&#13;
If your son knew what heaven had sent you, he would be here very soon.</p><p>AGATHA.&#13;
I feel so anxious——</p><p>WIFE.&#13;
But why? I should think a purse of gold, such as you have received,&#13;
would make any body easy.</p><p>AGATHA.&#13;
Where can he be so long? He has been gone four hours. Some ill must&#13;
have befallen him.</p><p>WIFE.&#13;
It is still broad day-light—don’t think of any danger.—This evening we&#13;
must all be merry. I’ll prepare the supper. What a good gentleman our&#13;
Baron must be! I am sorry I ever spoke a word against him.</p><p>AGATHA.&#13;
How did he know I was here?</p><p>WIFE.&#13;
Heaven only can tell. The servant that brought the money was very&#13;
secret.</p><p>AGATHA.&#13;
[_to herself_]. I am astonished! I wonder! Oh! surely he has been&#13;
informed—Why else should he have sent so much money?</p><p>_Re-enter_ Cottager.</p><p>AGATHA.&#13;
Well!—not yet!</p><p>COTTAGER.&#13;
I might look till I am blind for him—but I saw our new Rector coming&#13;
along the road; he calls in sometimes. May be, he will this evening.</p><p>WIFE.&#13;
He is a very good gentleman; pays great attention to his parishioners;&#13;
and where he can assist the poor, he is always ready.</p><p>_Enter Mr._ ANHALT.</p><p>MR. ANHALT.&#13;
Good evening, friends.</p><p>BOTH.&#13;
Thank you, reverend Sir.</p><p>[_They both run to fetch him a chair_].</p><p>MR. ANHALT.&#13;
I thank you, good people—I see you have a stranger here.</p><p>COTTAGER.&#13;
Yes, your Reverence; it is a poor sick woman, whom I took in doors.</p><p>MR. ANHALT.&#13;
You will be rewarded for it. [_to_ Agatha.] May I beg leave to ask your&#13;
name?</p><p>AGATHA.&#13;
Ah! If we were alone——</p><p>MR. ANHALT.&#13;
Good neighbours, will you leave us alone for a few minutes? I have&#13;
something to say to this poor woman.</p><p>COTTAGER.&#13;
Wife, do you hear? Come along with me. [_Exeunt_ Cottager _and his_&#13;
Wife.]</p><p>MR. ANHALT.&#13;
Now——</p><p>AGATHA.&#13;
Before I tell you who I am, what I am, and what I was——I must beg to&#13;
ask—Are you of this country?</p><p>MR. ANHALT.&#13;
No—I was born in Alsace.</p><p>AGATHA.&#13;
Did you know the late rector personally, whom you have succeeded?</p><p>MR. ANHALT.&#13;
No.</p><p>AGATHA.&#13;
Then you are not acquainted with my narrative?</p><p>MR. ANHALT.&#13;
Should I find you to be the person whom I have long been in search of,&#13;
your history is not altogether unknown to me.</p><p>AGATHA.&#13;
“That you have been in search of!” Who gave you such a commission?</p><p>MR. ANHALT.&#13;
A man, who, if it so prove, is much concerned for your misfortunes.</p><p>AGATHA.&#13;
How? Oh, Sir! tell me quickly—Whom do you think to find in me?</p><p>MR. ANHALT.&#13;
Agatha Friburg.</p><p>AGATHA.&#13;
Yes, I am that unfortunate woman; and the man who pretends to take&#13;
concern in my misfortunes is——Baron Wildenhaim——he who betrayed me,&#13;
abandoned me and my child, and killed my parents.—He would now repair&#13;
our sufferings with this purse of gold. [_Takes out the purse_.]&#13;
Whatever may be your errand, Sir, whether to humble, or to protect me,&#13;
it is alike indifferent. I therefore request you to take this money to&#13;
him who sent it. Tell him, my honour has never been saleable. Tell him,&#13;
destitute as I am, even indigence will not tempt me to accept charity&#13;
from my seducer. He despised my heart—I despise his gold.—He has&#13;
trampled on me—I trample on his representative. [_Throws the purse on&#13;
the ground_.]</p><p>MR. ANHALT.&#13;
Be patient—I give you my word, that when the Baron sent this present to&#13;
an unfortunate woman, for whom her son had supplicated, he did not know&#13;
that woman was Agatha.</p><p>AGATHA.&#13;
My son? what of my son?</p><p>MR. ANHALT.&#13;
Do not be alarmed—The Baron met with an affectionate son, who begged&#13;
for his sick mother, and it affected him.</p><p>AGATHA.&#13;
Begged of the Baron! of his father!</p><p>MR. ANHALT.&#13;
Yes; but they did not know each other; and the mother received the&#13;
present on the son’s account.</p><p>AGATHA.&#13;
Did not know each other? Where is my son?</p><p>MR. ANHALT.&#13;
At the Castle.</p><p>AGATHA.&#13;
And still unknown?</p><p>MR. ANHALT.&#13;
Now he is known—an explanation has taken place;—and I am sent here by&#13;
the Baron, not to a stranger, but to Agatha Friburg—not with gold! his&#13;
commission was—“do what your heart directs you.”</p><p>AGATHA.&#13;
How is my Frederick? How did the Baron receive him?</p><p>MR. ANHALT.&#13;
I left him just in the moment the discovery was made. By this time your&#13;
son is, perhaps, in the arms of his father.</p><p>AGATHA.&#13;
Oh! is it possible that a man, who has been twenty years deaf to the&#13;
voice of nature, should change so suddenly?</p><p>MR. ANHALT.&#13;
I do not mean to justify the Baron, but—he has loved you—and fear of&#13;
his noble kindred alone caused his breach of faith to you.</p><p>AGATHA.&#13;
But to desert me wholly and wed another—</p><p>MR. ANHALT.&#13;
War called him away—Wounded in the field, he was taken to the adjacent&#13;
seat of a nobleman, whose only daughter, by anxious attention to his&#13;
recovery, won his gratitude; and, influenced by the will of his worldly&#13;
friends, he married. But no sooner was I received into the family, and&#13;
admitted to his confidence, than he related to me your story; and at&#13;
times would exclaim in anguish—“The proud imperious Baroness avenges&#13;
the wrongs of my deserted Agatha.” Again, when he presented me this&#13;
living, and I left France to take possession of it, his last words&#13;
before we parted, were—“The moment you arrive at Wildenhaim, make all&#13;
enquiries to find out my poor Agatha.” Every letter from him contained&#13;
“Still, still, no tidings of my Agatha.” And fate ordained it should be&#13;
so, till this fortunate day.</p><p>AGATHA.&#13;
What you have said has made my heart overflow—where will this end?</p><p>MR. ANHALT.&#13;
I know not yet the Baron’s intentions: but your sufferings demand&#13;
immediate remedy: and one way only is left—Come with me to the castle.&#13;
Do not start—you shall be concealed in my apartments till you are&#13;
called for.</p><p>AGATHA.&#13;
I go to the Baron’s?—No.</p><p>MR. ANHALT.&#13;
Go for the sake of your son—reflect, that his fortunes may depend upon&#13;
your presence.</p><p>AGATHA.&#13;
And he is the only branch on which my hope still blossoms: the rest are&#13;
withered.—I will forget my wrongs as a woman, if the Baron will atone&#13;
to the mother—he shall have the woman’s pardon, if he will merit the&#13;
mother’s thanks—[_after a struggle_]—I _will_ go to the castle—for the&#13;
sake of my Frederick, go even to his father. But where are my good host&#13;
and hostess, that I may take leave, and thank them for their kindness?</p><p>MR. ANHALT.&#13;
[taking up the purse which Agatha had thrown down]. Here, good friend!&#13;
Good woman!</p><p>_Enter the_ COTTAGER _and his_ WIFE.</p><p>WIFE.&#13;
Yes, yes, here I am.</p><p>MR. ANHALT.&#13;
Good people, I will take your guest with me. You have acted an honest&#13;
part, and therefore receive this reward for your trouble. [_He offers&#13;
the purse to the_ Cottager, _who puts it by, and turns away_].</p><p>MR. ANHALT.&#13;
[_to the_ Wife]. Do _you_ take it.</p><p>WIFE.&#13;
I always obey my pastor. [_taking it_].</p><p>AGATHA.&#13;
Good bye. [_shaking hands with the Cottagers_.] For your hospitality to&#13;
me, may ye enjoy continued happiness.</p><p>COTTAGER.&#13;
Fare you well—fare you well.</p><p>WIFE.&#13;
If you find friends and get health, we won’t trouble you to call on us&#13;
again: but if you should fall sick or be in poverty, we shall take it&#13;
very unkind if we don’t see you.</p><p>[_Exeunt_ Agatha _and_ Anhalt _on one side_, Cottager _and his_ Wife on&#13;
the other].</p><p>SCENE II.</p><p>_A Room in the Castle._</p><p>BARON _sitting upon a sopha_.—FREDERICK _standing near him, with one&#13;
hand pressed between his—the_ Baron _rises_.</p><p>BARON.&#13;
Been in battle too!—I am glad to hear it. You have known hard services,&#13;
but now they are over, and joy and happiness will succeed.—The reproach&#13;
of your birth shall be removed, for I will acknowledge you my son, and&#13;
heir to my estate.</p><p>FREDERICK.&#13;
And my mother——</p><p>BARON.&#13;
She shall live in peace and affluence. Do you think I would leave your&#13;
mother unprovided, unprotected? No! About a mile from this castle I&#13;
have an estate called Weldendorf—there she shall live, and call her own&#13;
whatever it produces. There she shall reign, and be sole mistress of&#13;
the little paradise. There her past sufferings shall be changed to&#13;
peace and tranquility. On a summer’s morning, we, my son, will ride to&#13;
visit her; pass a day, a week with her; and in this social intercourse&#13;
time will glide pleasantly.</p><p>FREDERICK.&#13;
And, pray, my Lord—under what name is my mother to live then?</p><p>BARON.&#13;
[_confused_]. How?</p><p>FREDERICK.&#13;
In what capacity?—As your domestic—or as——</p><p>BARON.&#13;
That we will settle afterwards.</p><p>FREDERICK.&#13;
Will you allow me, Sir, to leave the room a little while, that you may&#13;
have leisure to consider _now_?</p><p>BARON.&#13;
I do not know how to explain myself in respect to your mother more than&#13;
I have done already.</p><p>FREDERICK.&#13;
My fate, whatever it may be, shall never part me from her. This is my&#13;
firm resolution, upon which I call Heaven to witness! My Lord, it must&#13;
be Frederick of Wildenhaim, and Agatha of Wildenhaim—or Agatha Friburg,&#13;
and Frederick Friburg. [_Exit_.</p><p>BARON.&#13;
Young man! Frederick!—[_calling after him_.] Hasty indeed! would make&#13;
conditions with his father. No, no, that must not be. I just now&#13;
thought how well I had arranged my plans—had relieved my heart of every&#13;
burden, when, a second time, he throws a mountain upon it. Stop, friend&#13;
conscience, why do you take his part?—For twenty years thus you have&#13;
used me, and been my torture.</p><p>_Enter Mr_. ANHALT.</p><p>Ah! Anhalt, I am glad you are come. My conscience and myself are at&#13;
variance.</p><p>MR. ANHALT.&#13;
Your conscience is in the right.</p><p>BARON.&#13;
You don’t know yet what the quarrel is.</p><p>MR. ANHALT.&#13;
Conscience is always right—because it never speaks unless it _is_ so.</p><p>BARON.&#13;
Ay, a man of your order can more easily attend to its whispers, than an&#13;
old warrior. The sound of cannon has made him hard of hearing.—I have&#13;
found my son again, Mr. Anhalt, a fine, brave young man—I mean to make&#13;
him my heir—Am I in the right?</p><p>MR. ANHALT.&#13;
Perfectly.</p><p>BARON.&#13;
And his mother shall live in happiness—My estate, Weldendorf, shall be&#13;
hers—I’ll give it to her, and she shall make it her residence. Don’t I&#13;
do right?</p><p>MR. ANHALT.&#13;
No.</p><p>BARON.&#13;
[_surprized_]. No? And what else should I do?</p><p>MR. ANHALT.&#13;
[_forcibly_]. Marry her.</p><p>BARON.&#13;
[_starting_]. I marry her!</p><p>MR. ANHALT.&#13;
Baron Wildenhaim is a man who will not act inconsistently.—As this is&#13;
my opinion, I expect your reasons, if you do not.</p><p>BARON.&#13;
Would you have me marry a beggar?</p><p>MR. ANHALT.&#13;
[_after a pause_]. Is that your only objection?</p><p>BARON.&#13;
[_confused_]. I have more—many more.</p><p>MR. ANHALT.&#13;
May I beg to know them likewise?</p><p>BARON.&#13;
My birth!</p><p>MR. ANHALT.&#13;
Go on.</p><p>BARON.&#13;
My relations would despise me.</p><p>MR. ANHALT.&#13;
Go on.</p><p>BARON.&#13;
[_in anger_]. ’Sdeath! are not these reasons enough?—I know no other.</p><p>MR. ANHALT.&#13;
Now, then, it is my turn to state mine for the advice I have given you.&#13;
But first, I must presume to ask a few questions.—Did Agatha, through&#13;
artful insinuation, gain your affection? or did she give you cause to&#13;
suppose her inconstant?</p><p>BARON.&#13;
Neither—but for me, she was always virtuous and good.</p><p>MR. ANHALT.&#13;
Did it cost you trouble and earnest entreaty to make her otherwise?</p><p>BARON.&#13;
[_angrily_]. Yes.</p><p>MR. ANHALT.&#13;
You pledged your honour?</p><p>BARON.&#13;
[_confused_]. Yes.</p><p>MR. ANHALT.&#13;
Called God to witness?</p><p>BARON.&#13;
[_more confused_]. Yes.</p><p>MR. ANHALT.&#13;
The witness you called at that time was the Being who sees you now.&#13;
What you gave in pledge was your honour, which you must redeem.&#13;
Therefore thank Heaven that it is in your _power_ to redeem it. By&#13;
marrying Agatha the ransom’s made: and she brings a dower greater than&#13;
any princess can bestow—peace to your conscience. If you then esteem&#13;
the value of this portion, you will not hesitate a moment to&#13;
exclaim,—Friends, wish me joy, I will marry Agatha.</p><p>[_Baron, in great agitation, walks backwards and forwards, then takes_&#13;
Anhalt _by the hand_.]</p><p>BARON.&#13;
“Friend, wish me joy—I will _marry_ Agatha.”</p><p>MR. ANHALT.&#13;
I do wish you joy.</p><p>BARON.&#13;
Where is she?</p><p>MR. ANHALT.&#13;
In the castle—in my apartments here—I conducted her through the garden,&#13;
to avoid curiosity.</p><p>BARON.&#13;
Well, then, this is the wedding-day. This very evening you shall give&#13;
us your blessing.</p><p>MR. ANHALT.&#13;
Not so soon, not so private. The whole village was witness of Agatha’s&#13;
shame—the whole village must be witness of Agatha’s re-established&#13;
honour. Do you consent to this?</p><p>BARON.&#13;
I do.</p><p>MR. ANHALT.&#13;
Now the quarrel is decided. Now is your conscience quiet?</p><p>BARON.&#13;
As quiet as an infant’s. I only wish the first interview was over.</p><p>MR. ANHALT.&#13;
Compose yourself. Agatha’s heart is to be your judge.</p><p>_Enter_ AMELIA.</p><p>BARON.&#13;
Amelia, you have a brother.</p><p>AMELIA.&#13;
I have just heard so, my Lord; and rejoice to find the news confirmed&#13;
by you.</p><p>BARON.&#13;
I know, my dear Amelia, I can repay you for the loss of Count Cassel;&#13;
but what return can I make to you for the loss of half your fortune?</p><p>AMELIA.&#13;
My brother’s love will be ample recompense.</p><p>BARON.&#13;
I will reward you better. Mr. Anhalt, the battle I have just fought, I&#13;
owe to myself: the victory I gained, I owe to you. A man of your&#13;
principles, at once a teacher and an example of virtue, exalts his rank&#13;
in life to a level with the noblest family—and I shall be proud to&#13;
receive you as my son.</p><p>MR. ANHALT.&#13;
[_falling on his knees, and taking the_ Baron’s _hand_]. My Lord, you&#13;
overwhelm me with confusion, as well as with joy.</p><p>BARON.&#13;
My obligations to you are infinite—Amelia shall pay the debt. [_Gives&#13;
her to him_.]</p><p>AMELIA.&#13;
Oh, my dear father! [_embracing the_ Baron] what blessings have you&#13;
bestowed on me in one day. [_to_ Anhalt.] I will be your scholar still,&#13;
and use more diligence than ever to please my _master_.</p><p>MR. ANHALT.&#13;
His present happiness admits of no addition.</p><p>BARON.&#13;
Nor does mine—And yet there is another task to perform that will&#13;
require more fortitude, more courage, than this has done! A trial&#13;
that!—[_bursts into tears_]—I cannot prevent them—Let me—let me—A few&#13;
minutes will bring me to myself—Where is Agatha?</p><p>MR. ANHALT.&#13;
I will go, and fetch her. [_Exit Anhalt at an upper entrance_.]</p><p>BARON.&#13;
Stop! Let me first recover a little. [_Walks up and down, sighing&#13;
bitterly—looks at the door through which_ Anhalt _left the room_.] That&#13;
door she will come from—That was once the dressing-room of my&#13;
mother—From that door I have seen her come many times—have been&#13;
delighted with her lovely smiles—How shall I now behold her altered&#13;
looks! Frederick must be my mediator.—Where is he? Where is my son?—Now&#13;
I am ready—my heart is prepared to receive her—Haste! haste! Bring her&#13;
in.</p><p>[_He looks stedfastly at the door_—Anhalt _leads on_ Agatha—_The_ Baron&#13;
_runs and clasps her in his arms—Supported by him, she sinks on a chair&#13;
which_ Amelia _places in the middle of the stage—The_ Baron _kneels by&#13;
her side, holding her hand_.]</p><p>BARON.&#13;
Agatha, Agatha, do you know this voice?</p><p>AGATHA.&#13;
Wildenhaim.</p><p>BARON.&#13;
Can you forgive me?</p><p>AGATHA.&#13;
I forgive you. [_embracing him_].</p><p>FREDERICK.&#13;
[_as he enters_]. I hear the voice of my mother!—Ha! mother! father!</p><p>[Frederick _throws himself on his knees by the other side of his&#13;
mother—She clasps him in her arms_.—Amelia _is placed on the side of&#13;
her father attentively viewing_ Agatha—Anhalt _stands on the side of_&#13;
Frederick _with his hands gratefully raised to Heaven_.]——_The curtain&#13;
slowly drops_.</p><p>END.</p><p>EPILOGUE.</p><p>WRITTEN BY THOMAS PALMER, ESQ.&#13;
OF THE TEMPLE.</p><p>SPOKEN BY MR. MUNDEN.</p><p>Our drama now ended, I’ll take up your time&#13;
Just a moment or two in defence of my _rhime_—&#13;
* “Tho’ I hope that among you are _some_ who _admir’d_&#13;
“What I’ve hitherto said, dare I hope none are tir’d?&#13;
“But whether ye have, or have not heard enough,&#13;
“Or whether nice critics will think it all stuff;&#13;
“To myself _rhime_ has ever appear’d, I must own,&#13;
“In its nature a sort of _philosopher’s stone_;&#13;
“And if Chymists wou’d use it, they’d not make a pother,&#13;
“And puzzle their brains to find out any other.”&#13;
Indeed ’tis most strange and surprising to me&#13;
That all folks in _rhiming_ their int’rest can’t see;&#13;
For I’m sure if its use were quite common with men,&#13;
The world would roll on just as pleasant again.&#13;
“’Tis said, that while ORPHEUS was striking his lyre,&#13;
“Trees and brutes danc’d along to the sound of the wire;&#13;
“That AMPHION to walls soon converted the glebes,&#13;
“And they rose, as he sung, to a city call’d Thebes;&#13;
“I suppose _they_ were _Butlers_ (like me) of that time,&#13;
“And the tale shows our sires knew the wonders of _rhime_.”&#13;
From time immemorial, your lovers, we find,&#13;
When their mistresses’ hearts have been proud and unkind,&#13;
Have resorted to _rhime_; and indeed it appears&#13;
That a _rhime_ would do more than a bucket of tears.&#13;
Of love, from experience, I speak—odds my life!&#13;
I shall never forget how I courted my wife:&#13;
She had offers in plenty; but always stood neuter,&#13;
Till I, with my pen, started forth as a suitor;&#13;
Yet I made no mean present of _ribband_ or _bonnet_,&#13;
_My_ present was caught from the stars—’twas a _sonnet_.&#13;
“And now you know this, sure ’tis needless to say,&#13;
“That prose was neglected, and _rhime_ won the day—&#13;
“But its potent effects you as well may discover&#13;
“In the _husband_ and _wife_, as in _mistress_ and _lover_;&#13;
“There are some of ye here, who, like me, I conjecture.&#13;
“Have been lull’d into sleep by a good _curtain lecture_.&#13;
“But that’s a mere trifle; you’ll ne’er come to blows,&#13;
“If you’ll only avoid that dull enemy, _prose_.&#13;
“Adopt, then, my plan, and the very next time,&#13;
“That in words you fall out, let them fall into _rhime_;&#13;
“Thus your sharpest disputes will conclude very soon,&#13;
“And from jangling to jingling you’ll chime into _tune_.&#13;
“If my wife were to call me a _drunken old sot_,&#13;
“I shou’d merely just ask her, what Butler is not?&#13;
“And bid her take care that she don’t go to pot.&#13;
“So our squabbles continue a very short season,&#13;
“If she yields to my _rhime_—I allow she has reason.”&#13;
Independent of this I conceive _rhime_ has weight&#13;
In the higher employments of church and of state,&#13;
And would in my mind such advantages draw,&#13;
’Tis a pity that _rhime_ is not sanctioned by law;&#13;
“For ’twould _really_ be serving us all, to impose&#13;
“A capital fine on a man who spoke prose.”&#13;
Mark the pleader who clacks, in his client’s behalf,&#13;
His technical stuff for three hours and a half;&#13;
Or the fellow who tells you a long stupid story,&#13;
And over and over the same lays before ye;&#13;
Or the member who raves till the whole house are dosing&#13;
What d’ye say of such men? Why you say they are prosing.&#13;
So, of course, then, if _prose_ is so tedious a _crime_,&#13;
It of consequence follows, there’s _virtue_ in _rhime_.&#13;
The best piece of prose that I’ve heard a long while,&#13;
Is what gallant Nelson has sent from THE NILE.&#13;
And had he but told us the story in _rhime_,&#13;
What a thing ’twou’d be; but, perhaps, he’d no time.&#13;
So, I’ll do it myself—Oh! ’tis glorious news!&#13;
Nine _sail_ of the line! Just a ship for each Muse.&#13;
As I live, there’s an end of the French and their navy—&#13;
Sir John Warren has sent the Brest fleet to Old Davy.&#13;
’Tis in the Gazette, and that, every one knows,&#13;
Is sure to be truth, tho’ ’tis written in prose.</p><p>* The lines between inverted commas are not spoken.</p></section></body></FictionBook>
